Flash: Monster at the Church

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Haze hung over the broken black bones of the building, a noxious smell of wood and paint and gasoline. Tim dropped his bike beside the standing white sign declaring what the Sunday sermon would have been for the Second Baptist Church of Sneads Ferry tomorrow and approached where the congregation members sorted through the debris. Several shot dark, distrustful looks his way.

His light skin stood in direct contrast to most of theirs. The few white members were well known to the majority, having married in and been part of the church community for years. Those faces had streaks of soot.

Anger bubbled in his stomach, churning the breakfast he had eaten after working the morning window at his fast food job. Today, he had a split shift with morning and evening, giving him four hours to discover what Mr. Henderson had meant last night at the club. He had been right, the news covered it. It had cycled several times on the big television set up in the restaurant. Although the youth minister had been wrong about what the top story of the day would be. Judge Everett dying of a heart attack knocked this down to second place. White death always beats Black disaster. Even it if is a singular ninety-year old natural death.

“Timmy, what are you doing here?” Kiara asked. “You are going to get into trouble.”

He looked down at her, getting angrier at the shortness of her curls framing her face, realizing for the first time how much taller than her he was. His hurdler legs kept growing and he was basically all arms and legs at age seventeen. “I decided I don’t care anymore. How can I help?”

Her small laugh hurt his soul. “Got a dumpster on speed dial?”

“Actually…” Vinny had assigned Tim to deal with the vendors as part of his training to become a shift manager. “Let me see.” He pulled his phone from his shoulder bag.

A confused look crossed over Kiara’s face as he talked to someone in a broken mix of high school Spanish and English. Two adults closed on them. One looked like an older version of Kiara, only with full braids and beads clacking as she walked. The other a middle-age man with a belly but wide shoulders and taller than Tim, black and white sprinkled his tight curls.

Tim pulled the phone away from his mouth to ask, “He is willing to deliver and pick it back up for half price, if the dumpster can be picked up tomorrow by four p.m. so he can get it to his customer on Monday. He can get it here within an hour.”

“How much?” Kiara’s mother asked.

Tim recited the price he had been quoted. “Someone official will need to sign the contract when he drops it off.”

The man nodded down at the woman. “We can cover the cost if the church can’t,” he rumbled.

“Do it,” she told Tim before turning back to the man. “Nat, let the pastor know and get an area cleared.”

Nat wiped a soot streak on the side of the woman’s face, then kissed the cleaned area before walking off.

When Tim finished the call, giving the address for the delivery, he dropped the phone back into his bag.

“So, this is your White boy,” the woman said to Kiara.

“Mom,” Kiara rolled her eyes. “He isn’t my White boy.”

“You saved him, you got a responsibility.” The woman stated firmly before extending her hand out to Tim. “Beca Dixon.”

“Tim Boyd.” He shook her hand, then waved at the shell which should have been filled with music and laughter tomorrow. “Sorry about this.”

“Did you do it?” Beca asked point blank, her voice hard.

“No, but I know who did.”

“Going to report them to the police?”

He hemmed and hawed a moment. “That would not be effective.”

“Then why are you here?” Kiara shot at him like an accusation.

“To be as effective as I can.”

“Well, you can—” Kiara stopped midword, when her mother put a hand on her shoulder.

“He is still a child, like you, and he is sticking his neck way out just being here.”

Kiara black eyes flicked from her mother to Tim and back to her mother. “Fine.”

“What can I do to help?” Tim asked again.

“Once we got the dumpster,” Beca nodded to the people moving their cars, some of them driving off, likely to get demolition tools, “we will need help loading it up quick.”

“Would the youth group from First Baptist be helpful?”

“Do you think you can get them here?” Beca cocked her head, sending beads clicking.

“In a heartbeat.” He started pawing through his bag to dig out his phone again which was not exactly where it had just dumped it randomly. “Most of us listened to our Sunday School lessons.” Holding his phone triumphally, he paused, “Speaking of lessons, um, Kiara, I…”

“Spit it out,” the teenager snapped.

“That thing, you did, um, I might have done…something…like it last night.”

Kiara blinked twice, then studied his face. “Really?” She drew out the word, half-way between disbelieving and consideration.

Beca snapped her fingers to get their attention. “This can wait.” She pointed to where Nat was walking back with a younger, slimer man who wore a shroud of authority even while in soot-covered overalls and wearing large muddy gloves and boots. “That isn’t something which should be discussed on these grounds, but we will discuss it as soon as possible. In the meantime, start calling your youth group and see who can came by today.”

(words 944; first published 7/5/2026)

Ordinary Monsters series

One) Monsters in the closet (5/10/2026)
Two) Monsters in the school (5/24/2026)
Three) Monsters in the Restaurant (6/28/2026)
Four) Monsters at the Church (7/5/2026)
Five) Monster in the Club (TBD)

Flash: Monsters in the Restaurant

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“Mandatory fry steal.” A dark hand snuck into Tim’s view, where he had been dead staring while eating the free lunch that came with his job, to steal one of the golden shoestring fries. He lifted his eyes to see Kiara slipping into the plastic chair bolted on the other side of his table munching on her stolen treasure. He blinked, studying her dark face. The cuts that had streaked blood down her face had healed overnight, but he could still see the vivid blood pouring from them and hear the words “Run” whispering in the corners of his mind. Her brown eyes, with just a touch of green, so like Mandy’s met his and he broke contact, skidding from her head to her hands and over her clean jeans and button-up blouse.

“You cut your hair.”

Kiara touched her short curls, only a few inches out from her head. “I don’t want to be grabbed that way again.”

“Oh, right.” Tim dropped his eyes to his half-eaten sandwich. “Sorry. I so sorry.”

“You’re not forgiven. I liked my hair.” She knocked her knuckles against the table. “But I’m not here about that.”

“Then why are you where?” he asked as she grabbed another fry.

“To apply for a summer job, duh.” Kiara waved back to where the store’s manager was reading an application.

Tim winced. “Um, maybe not a good idea.”

“Why?” Kiara tilted her head.

For a second, Tim expected to hear beads clatter. Kiara had beads in hair since they were in kindergarten together. Not hearing the clatter was unsettling. Somewhere, deep down, where human terror lived, his core shivered and released poisonous acid out to churn his stomach at the sound’s absence. He whispered, “Well, I mean, he is in a club with my dad.”

“Oh.” Her thick lips turned down. “The one who wears sheets?”

“Yes.” He hissed back.

“Damn it. I didn’t know.” She took two fries and chewed them thoughtfully. “This is the only fast food in walking distance that has been safe. Maybe I can get James’ old moped repaired and hit up one of the places along the other highway.”

“Ain’t nothing there either,” Tim reported, tapping his phone where it laid beside the paper wrapping to check the time and then he took a big bite out of what was left of his sandwich. Talking around the food, he said, “Mandy and Granger looked. Luis, from track, asked if I wanted to help him with the landscaping business his father runs, but I’m already locked in here. With Vinny as the store manager now, and his relationship with my dad, I’m guaranteed to be shift manager before the end of the month. Maybe you could check with Luis. You like plants and shit, right?”

“Thanks, I’ll text him.” Kiara leaned back. “I still got his number from that science project.”

“The ancestry one?” He slurped down some soda. “That one was brutal.”

“Not really, Mr. D let you off the hook if you hit a dead wall, like, say, being brought over on a boat unwillingly.”

“You nig–, blacks get all the–” Tim broke off what he was about to say. “I guess that isn’t a give-me like I thought.”

“Nah. It did help that the Old Dock plantation kept really good records. Mandy and I had about seventy years given to us.” Kiara shrugged, reached for the cooling fries but stopped midway. The shoestrings were only good hot. “Mom’s side, though, that was a mess. Half of them had been sold to the Louisiana sugar plantations without records.”

“That seems…stupid? I mean, and pardon the wording, livestock lines are important.”

“Unless you just bought animals to work them to death. The sugar plantations were where you sent trouble to die. Tobacco and cotton had the breeding couples.”

“Why…” clearing his throat Tim continued, “do you even stay around here? Why not move north? It’s got to hurt to see the Docks every time you go outside of town.”

“We have family buried here. When you’ve been cut off from everything else, what little you got is important.”

Tim tapped his phone again. “Five minutes. Been nice seeing ya—”

“One other thing.” Kiara interrupted.

Blanching, Tim asked, “What?”

“What are you going to tell the po-po when they come a’knockin’?”

Timmy crushed the paper wrapper and fry sleeve together in his fists. “Police?” His voice whispered, but scraped high.

“Your friends are missing. Sure, no one is asking questions yet since it’s still the weekend and they could be hitting Myrtle Beach. But Monday or Tuesday, people will start asking where they are and where they were last seen, and you know Office Baumgardner is going to throw us under the bus once the video shows y’all chasing me into the woods.”

“What video?”

“The video, you know, the entrance and around the school.”

Timmy frowned. “There isn’t anything like that.”

Kiara rolled her eyes. “There is exactly stuff like that.”

He snorted in laughter. “Of course there isn’t, they would have caught us spraying the school when we were Juniors.”

“You are white and children from the club. Welcome to your privilege.” Shaking her head, she said, “Really, how do you survive? Anyway, Office ‘call-me-Kenny’ Bumgardner is not going to take the fall for three missing youths. So what are you going to say?”

“Um, what are you going to say?”

“That I ran into the woods behind the school and hid until I saw parents dropping kids off and then returned to the school. You were there and said, ‘next time we’ll catch you’. And then I went inside. Sounds good?”

“Right, I forgot we had talked.”

“So how should our stories line up.”

“Two minutes.” Vinny shouted.

“Be right there.” Tim shouted back. “Okay, I chased you into the woods but we couldn’t find you. Chuck and Mandy started making out like normal, so I went back to the school to wait and you came out. I said something stupid, I don’t remember, to prank you. Don’t know what happened to Granger. He was determined to find you. I had work, so I walked home because who knows how long Chuck and Mandy were going to neck. Damn, it feels wrong to lie about it.”

“Why?” Kiara looked confused. “They threatened to kill you too.”

“They were kidding.” He put the trash into the bin. “They did that all the time.”

Kiara froze a moment, before she gently touched his shoulder. “Tim, people don’t threaten people they love. They were not your friends, just people you grew up with.”

“That…” He shook his head. “Um, are…are they, okay?”

“They’re dead.” Kiara stated flatly.

“No, I mean, are they zombies or ghosts or whatever… Are they going to be angry…” He trailed off before whispering, “I had nightmares.”

“Oh, that. They have completely moved on. I went back last night and cleaned up everything and made sure they aren’t going to hang around and cause more trouble.” Kiara shouldered her purse more securely. “They are wherever they are supposed to be. No lingering pain on this plane.”

“Thirty seconds!”

“Got to go.”

Tim clocked in with two seconds to spare and washed his hands before joining Vinny at the front and letting the other worker go on their late Sunday lunch/dinner break.

“What are you doing talking to that cun…girl?” Vinny corrected himself mid-word since the other worker that day was female while Tim counted the till under the supervisor’s watchful eyes.

“We go to school together.” Tim shrugged, keeping his eyes down. “She was just asking what are the chances of getting this job.”

“What did you say?”

“That we were full up.” Tim glanced at the twenty-year-old before returning to the money count. “That okay?”

“Sounds great.” Vinny picked up the application and ripped it in half, put the pieces together and ripped it into quarters and dropped it in the trash. “Don’t need her type around here. But, word of advice from a friend, don’t go being nice to the niggers. It will get you into trouble, no matter who your daddy is.”

(words 1,361; first published 6/28/2026)

Ordinary Monsters series

One) Monsters in the closet (5/10/2026)
Two) Monsters in the school (5/24/2026)
Three) Monsters in the Restaurant (6/28/2026)

Flash: Monsters in the School

State Sign

(Writer’s Group prompt of use an actual place for inspiration. Please note that no evidence of POW deaths is related in the records to the Hofmann forest. Liberty was taken for this story. Any relation to people living or dead is co-incidental. This is a work of fiction.)

Arriving at the Sneads Ferry High School, just off of Dixon, Kiara sat on one of the concrete benches outside to put on her sneakers before heading inside for college testing. Within moments the shadows of the long, covered walk between the drop-off line and the entrance were eclipsed by bodies. She looked up to discover Mandy in front of her with her boyfriend Chuck at her shoulder, with them were Tim and Granger.

“S’up?” she asked, setting her sneakers aside. Kiara glanced at the high school entrance to see who the school had hired for the special Saturday duty. Ken Baumgardner stood guard at the door; the white police officer made eye contact with her, then lowered his hat and leaned in the doorway in a way which blocked the camera lines. No help there. Standing, leaving her book bag and her sneakers on the bench, the seventeen-year-old Black girl backed onto the grass.

“What are you doing here?” Mandy asked, “School’s closed.”

“ACTs.” Kiara responded, looking around for any other aid. She had walked all the way over from High Ridge, leaving way early to make sure she didn’t miss the testing since both her parents were working this weekend and had taken the cars. “I’m going to take the ACTs.” The way early seems to be too early. No one else was being dropped off yet.

“You don’t be needing that.” Mandy said.

Kiara chuckled, hoping to break the hateful pall they were emitting. She grew up with most of them, except Granger whose dad worked at the nearby base. Heck, her father and Mandy’s mom shared a last name, as black and white families often did in North Carolina, when one family owned the other at one point and neither family were of a mind to move away from where they had set down their roots. Making eye contact with each, she said, “Sure will, if I am going to get into a good college.”  Only Timmy broke eye contact. The others stared with anger.

Chuck spat on the concrete walk, leaving a tobacco stain. The coach wouldn’t be happy to learn he was pinching. “Stealing scholarships from white folk with your DEI reversal dis-crime-ination.”

“Yeah.” Granger added. “Like your brother.” He and Tim started circling opposite sides around the bench. Kiara took a step back for each slow step forward they took.

Only J-J had gone onto college, her other two brothers had gone into the trades. He had gotten a full ride, but that had been a sports, not academic scholarship. Like everyone in her family, Kiara hid her smarts, keeping to the middle of the grades as best she could.

“Well, I am not trying to get a scholarship. Just have to take this to apply to Appalachian State U. Honest.” She held up her hands toward them.

“Girls don’t need to go to college.” Mandy put her arm through Chuck’s and leaned on his shoulder. “Just get yourself a man. No need to take a seat away from guys.”

With Mandy tying up Chuck, the explosive running back for the Bulldogs, Kiara took off running across the grassy lawn in front of the school the beads in her hair clacking behind her. If she could get to the treeline leading into the Hofmann Forest which the school backed against, all she would need to do is hide there until other kids start unloading.

Chuck was a short speed runner and Tim did hurdles for track. Granger, though, was a long-distant runner and Kiara had already walked three miles to get to school. He yanked her down by her hair just inside the trees, sending beads flying, and punched her once, straddling her and raising his fist to hit her again, pausing a second as his social programming kicked in against hitting a girl.

“Do it,” panted Mandy as she caught up. “Teach this bitch not to steal from her betters.”

He pounded her three more punches, before standing and kicking her once in the stomach with his boots. “Don’t make me run again.” Cuts ran red where his new class ring had broken her skin.

The morning mist, not yet burned off in the June morning under the trees, cooled lungs as Kiara coughed blood, spitting leaves and loam inhaled as she sucked oxygen back into her body.

The mist thickened, and Kiara felt a different anger from the soil dugged into her knees and elbows. Shorts and a t-shirt offered little protection from being tackled to the ground. She panicked momentarily. She shouldn’t feel that anger, that connection to the soil. Not outside the coven circle.

Her beads!

“Nigger, taking what belongs to us.” Mandy kicked Kiara in the hands wrapped around her middle to protect her abused stomach. “Black trash.” She kicked Kiara again.

The ground groaned low.

Hofmann whispered in Kiara’s ears. Slaves who died cutting lumber in the forest, who bled harvesting the tobacco fields clear to build the school. But they were old, old voices, faded with time. Stronger were the German and Italian voices of the POWs held on US soil during World War Two.

North Carolinian business men knew what to do with free labor no one would come looking for. Thousands of interned soldiers found their way into the farms and lumber mills, filling slots left by the freeing of slaves eighty years before their capture in North African campaigns. The south does like taking free labor from Africa, no matter the skin color.

Her blood, blessed by the Loa under full and new moons since her mother had introduced her to the secrets, fell to angry soil, feeding it without the beads to contain her powers.

“Run.” Kiara whispered.

“What’s that, Black girl?” Mandy kicked her hard enough to roll Kiara onto her back. “Run? Don’t worry. You won’t need to run ever again.” She kicked her another time, rolling Kiara face down into the dirt.

“Mandy…” Tim said.

“Scared Timmy?” Mandy teased. “It’s time to take out this trash. Just another Black girl disappearing one summer afternoon. Didn’t you see the news? North Carolina has half of the missing black girls in the nation this year. No one will notice one more.”

Granger pounded his hands together. Kiara’s blood transferring from his right ring to his left palm. “Now we are talking. Wait ‘til I tell my dad I got my first kill.”

“Hold on.” Tim backed into a tree. “This is wrong.” He locked eyes with Chuck, the leader of the group, who shrugged like “what are you going to do? teenagers do shenanigans.”

Then the star running back snapped open a knife he always carried. “You can help, or you can be a pussy. But you are going to stay quiet.”

Tim nodded his head rapidly, the golden rays cutting through the branches of the ill-fated forest zig-sagging across his face. Mist rivaling low clouds swirled at his feet.

The forest woke. Indian battleground, slave land, a secret pit grave where Axis soldiers had been tossed responded to the necromancer blood soaking the loam.

Tim, fighting it every step of the way, swallowed when his eyes crawled back to meet Kiara’s brown eyes with just a touch of green, so like Mandy’s.

While the others had been concentrating on Timmy, Kiara had raised onto her battered hands and knees. Her cut face turned up, dripping blood, and she mouthed to him, “Run.”

Inside his brain, the word echoed in a thousand languages. American Southern, Lumbee, Seventeenth Century English, Hattian, German – Run. Run away. Don’t look back. Run.

His eyes dilated. His color blanched to ghost white.

Ghost hands lifted her to standing.

Tim ran.

The three others of the mob swung back to look at her.

Seeing their victim standing, Mandy rushed forward to push her back down. Granger closed on one side and Chuck on the other, playing his knife back and forth. “Time to die,” he said.

“I couldn’t agree more,” Kiara said in a voice not her own.

Skeletal remains burst through the ground, clacking and clicking into place, slurping from the mud, thudding dropping dirt to the ground, vegetation burned the nostrils with scents of mold and moss from the freshly churned soil.

Behind Ted, running as though his life depended on it, the screams started, like teenage high-jinks to startle people at Halloween…or people being torn apart.

Kiara rested against a tree. “Danke,” she thanked the German officer who had been supervising when some timber fell the wrong direction. Struggling with her one year of high school German, after checking he wasn’t bilingual in French or English, he asked that he pulled the bones into the pit with his group so they wouldn’t stand out if someone came looking for new bones in the ground. Scratching through her memory, past her pain, she wiped her face for blood, then applied the sacrifice to the tree, asking the appropriate Loa to heal the area of all evidence, restoring the ground to health. Stumbling out, she found an Italian zombie carrying her beads. The boy had to have been only sixteen when he had died.

He spoke, or at least understood, English.

“You are very kind to have collected these for me.” Kiara bruised lips split as she talked, giving the boy strength and clarity as more of her blood leaked out of her skin. Never in her life has she spilled this much blood uncontrolled by bowl or goblet. “I hate to ask more of you, but if you could, see that those three spirits are sent on their way. I don’t want them hanging around here. The forest has dealt with enough.”

He nodded and shrugged, indicating he would try, but couldn’t promise anything. The other spirits were more vengeful than he, and both Chuck and Mandy descended from people in Oslow county who cracked whips against those who were not allowed to fight back. The spirit-infused body reached out a hand to cup her check and passed back much of the energy it had absorbed. Cuts sealed, raised bruised stopped swelling, the rib rasping with every breath disappeared from the list of offenses her body was keeping track of.

The spirit disappeared, soil falling off of her and him and merging back into the sport fields around the High School, leaving her clothes wrinkled but clean. She limbed slowly back to the school where streams of students talked, walking into the school for testing. Beside her shoes and bags stood Tim, rocking from foot-to-foot, the whites of his eyes getting rounder the closer she got.

Kiara sat down on the bench, wincing as she bent over, to put on the sneakers so she could go indoors. The beads dug into her hip as she changed feet. The noisiness of the world faded without her feet connected to the ground, but she didn’t have time or energy to return the beads to her hair and still have any chance with passing the ACTs.

Tim stayed frozen like a prey before a predator.

Standing, Kiara shouldered her bag. “You are going to stay quiet,” she said softly.

He nodded.

“Say it.” She lifted a finger to the middle of his forehead.

“Not a word, ever. I swear.”

“Are you here for the testing too?”

“Nah, we just wanted to mess with some of the ni—” he stopped himself mid-word.

She dropped her finger to his lips. “Do better.”

He nodded again.

(words 1,916; first published 5/25/2026)

Ordinary Monsters series

One) Monsters in the closet (5/10/2026)
Two) Monsters in the school (5/24/2026)
Three) Monsters in the Restaurant (6/28/2026)
Four) Monsters at the Church (7/5/2026)
Five) Monster in the Club (TBD)

Flash: Monsters in the Closet

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“Hey, Mom,” Kiara sat still in her seat while her mother separated her wet hair. She loved hair washing day, the only time she got her mother to herself. Her father took her three brothers and buzzed their curls down to scalp then fired up the grill to give her mother and her the two hours needed to redo their braids for the next six weeks. Sometimes they even had time to do nails.

“What is it, Little Bit?” Her mom shifted a bank of hair to the front of Kiara’s face now she was old enough to practice on her own with the nearly empty jar of butter cream they saved for that purpose.

“Why don’t monsters come out of our closets at night?”

Fingers stilled a second before starting to gently finger comb the loose hairs out between spritzes of stay-in conditioner. “Why would they come out?”

“Well, Timmy and Karen at school say they have their parents check their closets for monsters every night. Timmy’s dad opens the closet and shines a flashlight under the bed to keep him safe and Karen’s parents spritz monster spray in her room. Lucy, Chuck, and Mandy all say that they have had their parents do something like that too, but not every night. Why isn’t it a problem for us?”

“Ah, well, first off, we train our monsters much better.” Her mother moved to a different section of hair and started the water, conditioner, and fingercomb routine again. “If you need to spritz your monsters nightly, you aren’t doing a good job taking care of them.”

“Oh, should I teach them how to take better care of their monsters?” Kiara asked. “I take really good care of Old Baba.”

“I know. I saw you grab the handful of fresh graveyard soil when we visited grandmother last week.” Her mother kissed the top of her head in approval. “But whities don’t take well to people that look like us correcting them.”

“That’s just silly,” Kiara declared. Taking care of pets and creatures was an important job. She only got to help with Old Baba when she turned five. Knowing how to do it right was super, super important.

“No, no. Not all rules make sense, but you do need to follow them.” Her mother corrected her without worrying about whether Kaira cared about the correction because mothers could do that with their children.

Kiara worked her lock of hair but didn’t nod agreement because her mother was still pulling her hair gently. “Like wearing shoes to school and in restaurants.”

“Well, the school shoes are so you don’t forget to take shoes for the cafeteria. Unless you are really careful, and not everyone is, shoes should be worn where food is being made and served. And always worn around fire and cutting knives. We can get away with it at home for stirring and shucking and other kitchen and cooking things because your dad and I are very careful and we are teaching you the same, but not everyone is.”

“So where there is a lot of people, community rules apply.”

“Exactly.” Her mother kissed her head again and switched to the last section needing moisturizing. “And safety rules always apply. You’ve gotten really good at keeping on your shoes when we tell you they have to stay on.”

“Could I keep Old Baba in the closet or under the bed like Timmy and Karen do with their monsters? Out in the shed gets really hot in the summer.” Kiara started picking out red and yellow beads out of the container. She loved using the purple only last time but wanted different colors for the start of summer.

Kiara felt her mother smile. She didn’t know why, but sometimes just being around her mother she could hear laughter.

Other times she could hear the grumbles. Like when she and her brothers tried to sneak Baba into the house to help with their chores and play with them when they have used up all their screen time without asking for permission first.

“No, we can’t have Old Baba or Milly in the house at night. They must have a waking controller with them while they are ambulatory, and they keep each other company out in the shed when we aren’t interacting with them. It’s not fair to let only one in and leave the other out.”

“Milly is smelly.” Kiara wrinkled her nose.

“She is over ninety years old.” Her mother’s hand reached around and Kiara dropped two beads in it to finish her braid. “I’ve been thinking, when you reach six you can help me with a renewal spell like I did with J-J on Baba.”

“Really?” Kiara bounced in her chair until her mother put a calming hand on her shoulder. “I would get Milly for ever-and-ever?” J-J didn’t need mom’s help with giving Old Baba instructions.

“No Little Bit, the agreement was one hundred years, but there is no need to let her be run-down when we release her. It’s only polite to keep her well-maintained.”

“Oh, I didn’t know…” Kiara’s voice got smaller. “Milly is going away?”

“Not for another ten years. She will keep us company until you turn fifteen.”

“Good, that will be forever from now.”

“Not quite, but it is still a long time for you.”

“When that happens, we should have Old Baba come into the house so he won’t be alone.”

Her mother came around to work on the front which Kiara had prepared for braiding. “Well, Old Baba and Milly both were formed by grandmama-mama at the same time and have the same agreement.”

“What do you mean?” Kiara frowned up as her mother worked on her hair.

“We will need to release both Baba and Milly at the same time, Little Bit. You, me, and J-J, like a proper coven who keeps its promises and contracts. Aunt Esther and Cousin Izzy should be there too. Maybe even Great Aunt Sunshine if she is still around. It will make a good family reunion. … And done.” Her mother kissed Kiara on the forehead. “Ready to help me with mine?”

“Yes, yes.” Kiara scrambled out of her chair and they moved to her mom’s makeup station with the big mirror. The stool there was right up against the big bed where her parents slept, so there wasn’t room for her mom to walk around and work on her hair there, but Kiara could climb on the bed and help her mom with hers.

Her mother placed Kiara’s special bead on the white marble table. The jade and gold bead winked and sparkled as her mother turned on the lights of her makeup table.

When they finished working on her mother’s hair, they put the bead into Kiara’s hair with a quick asking to the Loa Erzulie Danto and leaving a small hand-rolled cigarette on the altar. The bead helped keep Kiara quiet and safe. Mom used to put it in the back of her hair where she couldn’t reach it, but when she started kindergarten, after a long summer of teaching about when and when it shouldn’t be taken off, moved it to the front so Kiara could remove it in an emergency. They left it cracked open because they would be eating in the backyard, which mean Old Baba and Milly would be joining them and Kiara loved being able to talk to both of them freely even though Milly was smelly.

(words 1,250; first published 5/10/2026)

Ordinary Monsters series

One) Monsters in the closet (5/10/2026)
Two) Monsters in the school (5/24/2026)
Three) Monsters in the Restaurant (6/28/2026)

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Waylon Jenkins has a problem. Well, he’s got a few of them. The ghost of Betsy Ross lives in his house, he’s pretty sure his favorite client is the victim of ongoing domestic violence, and he’s been roped into helping the police investigate a series of murders.

And his penis fell off in the shower this morning. He needs a new one, but none of his friends are willing to donate theirs to the cause.

In case it isn’t obvious by now, Waylon Jenkins is a zombie.

He’s also one of the most highly respected and in-demand makeup artists in Hollywood, and that keeps him busy, no matter how dead he is. But now he needs to find out who’s committing a string of murders, and make sure nobody hurts Mitzi (one name only), one of his most faithful (and famous) clients.

He also needs a new penis.

MY REVIEW for PLUCK & COVER

Another delight from JD Blackrose. Made me LOL three times; once, I had to book down until I composed myself I was laughing so hard.

Her characters are so real, and the real-life solutions to the problems just feel natural. Okay, you might be asking, how can a Zombie Cosmetologist to Hollywood Stars be “real” – I DON’T KNOW – but he IS!!!! I could see running into Waylon Jenkins in day-to-day life and sitting down for a talk on a park bench (with suitable hat and sunscreen).

100% RECOMMEND

 

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BOOK BLURB ON AMAZON for HIDE & CHIC

Waylon Jenkins can’t die. He also can’t let Dr. Samuel Early, his only hope of dying, go off on a mission to rescue a disembodied zombie in the heart of a Central American jungle without him. But even this skilled cosmetologist to the stars isn’t fully prepared to blend-blend-blend himself into a convincing member of a strike team, not when his first instincts are to give moisturizer recommendations to sunburned vacationers.

As they delve into the jungle, they uncover a much bigger problem than the drug cartels. Someone is after Rodrigo Flores and his family and it’s personal. The only way to help the family get through it alive to help his daughter, Amalia, win the Miss Mango Pageant. Will Waylon’s skills and his famous friend and client, Mitzi (one name only), be the team’s secret weapon?

Can Waylon get through it without breaking his vow never to make a zombie?

And who is the mysterious Señor Cinco that seems to be behind it all?

Hold on to your butt paste. This is going to get wild.

MY REVIEW for HIDE & CHIC

Waylon, cosmetologist to the Stars by trade and zombie by reanimation, has agreed to aid the military team which got his house destroyed last novella rescue the one they left behind. So off he goes to the jungle, fighting bugs and sunlight, suffering through a cruise, and discovering a beauty contest.

At last, something he was VERY familiar with. Now all he had to do is survive being blown up, again, and getting a evening dress for the contestant he is helping.

Mascara should help.

The book, as with everything in this series, is a wonderful combination of urban fantasy parody and amazing characters in an action-adventure.

(P.S. You know something is absolutely amazing when I got to make a meme for it.)

 

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BOOK BLURB ON AMAZON for CUT & DYED

Captain Perkins once again drags Waylon Jenkins, zombie and cosmetologist to the biggest Hollywood stars into a murder case. Eyeless, and missing hands, the bodies tingle the experienced officer’s ‘woo-woo’ sense and the captain demands that Jenkins help find the killer.

Unfortunately, one of the victims is linked to Waylon’s favorite client, and Hollywood “It’ girl, Mitzi (one name only). Meanwhile, Jenkins’ new luxury cosmetic line struggles with several federal agencies, especially since “dehydrated zombie skin cells,” aren’t an FDA-approved ingredient.

A new mystery man takes over as CEO of The Industries, “Miss Mango,” Amalia tricks him into building a treehouse for a charity playground, and his executive assistant, Mrs. Betsy Ross, floats through the house in a fit of ghostly depression.

And if that isn’t enough, Waylon desperately needs a body to loan him an ear.

MY REVIEW for CUT & DYED

Another excellent session in the chair with Waylon Jenkins, Zombie Cosmetologist to the stars. Join him attending Charity Galas of the Hollywood Elite, running a makeup business jumping through the government hoops of new cosmetic line, and courting the coroner (hoping to get a little something-something … like a new ear).

Made up with the blushing sparkle of funny, the shadowy shimmer of action, and the perfect blendable foundation of characters – you can’t go wrong with Cut & Dyed.