Flash: He is Going to Be a Problem

Photo by Yulia Matvienko on Unsplash

I was curled up at the bus stop, collar high and hat low, angling a shoulder to block the wind determined to turn the page before I had finished reading it. I know, Jack Frost, that this is the exciting part, but let us slow humans read at our own pace, when someone else spoke…

“You would look more friendly if you smiled.”

The voice was masculine; shocker, I know.

Don’t engage. I tell myself. Don’t look up. Don’t engage. The bus will be here in four pages.

I glanced up, moving as little as I could. Nammy, a regular on the route, sat next to me on the side of the shelter where the plexiglass was still unbroken. She’s older, gray-hair and cane-for-balance level, and I insisted. Luis and Mateo leaned against the back, two latchkey middle-schoolers, their caregivers long-gone to their first jobs of the week. The speaker dressed better than any of us and was white, like me, and had about five years on my early twenties age.

He rode the bus every Sunday afternoon, arriving at ten and leaving at three. “Timothy Gordon,” he had told me in the past when I needed to go somewhere on a Sunday afternoon and no one else was in the bus shelter for me to use as a barrier.

I knew more about him than the mouth diarrhea he shits over me when I’m hostage to the bus schedule. Stuff he regurgitates like his condo, his boss, his office, a professional convention is meaningless to me. I know the important stuff, that his grandmother, who raised him, lived in 12973 on the fourth floor with two other widows to pay the rent. She appeared a lot less white than him, but she was proud of his schooling and being a banker.

Why he hadn’t taken her away from here, False Tree Slums, was everyone’s gossip. Theories ranged from kind to cruel. But what matters is at the end of the day he didn’t live here anymore and she did.

Me, I’m here, despite my skin color lacking the appropriate levels of melanin, because I’m moving up the social strata, not down like most people assume. I was lower than slum housing once I had turned eighteen, being released from the foster care/orphanage system without a penny to my name and a GED worth less than the paper it was printed on. Having shelter at night without selling, stealing, or hiding made the last eight months the best of my life, despite sharing a bathroom with five people.

It was Monday. Morning. I would be on my feet and smiling all day. I only had time to read 23 more pages before clocking in. And he shouldn’t be here.

I hope Ms. Vargas was okay; that he hadn’t had to stay overnight because she was sick.

“I’m not friendly.”

Why did I engage? Maybe picking up the double-shift on Saturday where everyone told me dozens of helpful hints of how to plan for the holidays, where they were in the process, wishing everyone their best life for the season of joy pushed me over the edge. Those people I can’t say anything to.

“Just a little smile.” He gave me a brief half-smile. “Come on, just a little.”

Nammy eyes flicked between him and me, but she knew better than to get between two whities. The boys behind pretended not to pay attention, but this would be one of the thousand examples in their head feeding how men and women should behave together. Those in power can demand behavior out of the weaker. What they will be allowed to do to the women in their lives.

Don’t engage.

I scanned him up and down, snorted, and returned to reading.

“Look bitch!”

The black woman and the two Hispanic boys froze around me. The silence after his words released the screech of the bus turning down sixteenth street, the last street before the Tree streets making up False Trees: Oak, Elm, Birch, Pine, Spruce, and Walnut. Streets where only the garbage men of city services risked travel.

Should I engage, apologize? Make the rest of the people here feel safer? He was a regular, had been a native.

I stood, tightened the coat I picked up last Wednesday when I had been able to go winter clothes “shopping” on Riverside Ward trash day. I didn’t get many weekdays off, since the university kids and high schoolers and adults working a part-time job got nearly all the weekends, but every one of those became “shopping” days thanks to a quick search of city-wide trash days and a universal bus pass.

Looking him right in the eye, I kept my face stoic, before turning to Nammy and giving her a gentle smile, “Need help, today?” The boys got the hint and came around the bench to get in line for the bus to take them to school.

I watched them corral Timothy to the front of the line, them staying just outside the slush slash zone. The water splooshed over the business man’s shiny shoes.

I guess they decided which side of power they wanted to be on today. Tomorrow might be different; they were still young.

He cursed and hopped back as the bus door opened. Glaring behind him, at the kids, at me, and, unjustly, at Nammy, he stomped on the bus. The boys clambered after him, then Nammy carefully lifted herself on the bus one step at a time. I brought up the rear, flashing my bus pass over the scanner and giving the bus driver a social smile.

The only open seat had Timothy’s glowing white face smirking at me. I grabbed the handle over Nammy and turned to face front.

(word 962, first published 12/23/2025)

Flash: The All-Seeing Eye

ID 47751479 © Jeff Gabbard | Dreamstime.com

“Hey Jeb, coming in, don’t shoot me.” I shoved the slightly stuck door of the trailer open further with my back, my arms filled, wobbling on what could only generously be called steps to get into Jeb’s fifty-year old mobile home he inherited from his grandfather.

He shouted back. “No promises, unless you brought beer.”

Safe, relatively, with his acknowledgment of my existence, I stepped inside, the mildew scent of inadequate insulation and air conditioning had retreated from overwhelming to only nauseating with the change of the season. Now, the cat piss from the two ferals living under the building beat out the mildew. I would shower once I got home.

“I owe you two six packs, and,” I said as I passed by his work station to head for the kitchen, adding the beer to the piles of shit. Returning from that toxic dump, I continued, “I got one for hanging out.” I stuck an arm out to the faded, splintered plywood masquerading as his porch to pick up the third before heading to the bank of monitors and the half-broken chair he kept for visitors. I moved the library book on North American birds to the ancient fax machine he kept for emergencies. The front door remained cracked, and I promise myself for the hundredth time to measure it and bring him a non-warped door that would swing shut. During the summer, the promise is to keep out the bugs and during the winter to keep out the chill; fall and spring are okay, but even as far off the beaten trail as we are, someone could come by and hear us talking.

And not all business is suitable for just anyone to hear.

I cracked one green can and pass it to him, then popped a second out of the plastic rings for me. Looking over the ten monitors, most had four to a dozen street views., I asked, “What’cha doing?” The two monitors where I sat showed woods.

He knocked back half the can before answering, his eyes not leaving the screen tower before him. “Sauron business.”

“Like that evil dude in Lord of the Rings?”

“Yeah, kind-of, not really.” Jeb’s black eyes flicked my way as he typed a message on one of his keyboards. “But also, none-of-your-business. But speaking of business, if you brought beer, the info panned out.”

“Like a well-oiled iron skillet.” I pulled out an envelope from my jacket. “Here is your part of the haul. Three gift cards, two HEB and one Walmart, fifty each, and the receipt for your property tax being paid for the year.”

“Girls safe?”

“They are out-of-state at least, can’t do much more than that.”

He grunted.

I let the silence stretch between us. Jeb lived alone, very alone, and he only had so many words in him at any time, outside of talking computer, which I don’t speak well. He downed the can, and I finished mine. I cracked him another before getting up.

The hunt for the two boxes of trash bags I left in the kitchen for when I visit didn’t take long; it’s more a matter of excavation than figuring where he might have moved them. Into a clear bag, I dropped as much of the recycling as can fit, tie it off, and toss it out the door in a clatter. Then in a dark bag, I picked up as much of the soiled paper plates, napkins, leftover molded food, and trash-trash as I could lift, cursing under my breath once again about being dumped into a female body and the bum left arm gifted to me by other males who took exception to me dressing like my real sex and beat me within an inch of my life when I was fifteen. Maybe, someday, I’ll pour money into some hormone treatments to help with muscle definition, but I rather spend it other ways for now. Being small had a lot of advantages in my work.

The black trash bag also went out the door. I don’t bother looking into the refrigerator; I had learned that lesson. But I do a quick count of the paper plates and plastic utensils to see if anything needs replacement, and made sure Jeb was eating enough to stay alive. Satisfied he had enough until my Thanksgiving kidnapping, where I drag him out for his seasonal shave, bath, and full meal, I passed through the main room where he worked and slept. The single-wide’s bedroom had his miniature server farm fed by the solar panel array he kept closer to the road. Four of the ten monitors were now dark.

Outside, I move the recycling to the back of my compact and, after repositioning the gun box to the side, put the trash bag into the trunk to take of later. I touch the grip of the Glock in my ankle carry, the Beretta at my back, the dagger set up for a left draw, and the two thin knives built into my jacket. Everything in place and everything in its place.

Returning inside with the lunch I bought on the way, I sat and waited, pouring out half my fried okra and placing the second roast beef sandwich on the folded fast food bag. The first roast beef, with garlic sauce, went into me.

“No, apple pie?” Jeb popped two okra into his mouth as he turned off another monitor.

“They were out; only had peach.”

He grunted and returned to whatever task he had on the final screen. Two always remained up; one monitoring stock markets around the world and the other showing four or so group chats scrolling by. My text window with him is on the bottom with a couple other high school friends he helps out locally, and one old flame he kept hoping will reach out after disappearing during COVID.

He specifically asked me not to look. Same with Harvey. We did anyway. We agreed he didn’t need to know until he was ready.

The two monitors at the station I sat at were for special long-term projects which wouldn’t be turned off until he was done with them. I’ve seen all kinds of things here from architectural designs of buildings around the world to chem trail studies. I looked over the woodland visuals for birds, since he had a book about them. Here and there red outlines popped up from movement, turning to green around plants and blue around animals. Sometimes names appeared, identifying the flora and fauna with Latin designations.  I squinted some as the twilight cast long shadows, seeing if I could identify the stuff before the computer.

Something furry went by the trail camera. Taller than the shrub trees. On two feet. Visible for only a second. Emblazed with red.

“Hold on.” I leaned in. “Anyway to back this up?”

“You see something?”

“Yeah, the fucking Big Foot, maybe.” My voice raised and cracked. I hated when I squeaked. “Is this real time? Is it near here?”

“Nah, it’s a PA cam, part of the Sauron program. Just background checks for discrepancies the computer couldn’t identify. The guys wanted some eyeballs to sort out the flags.” He crumpled up the sandwich paper. “Figures you would see Sasquatch.”

“Don’t start.” I warned. All my life I have seen weird shit that nobody believed. Maybe it is from being a man in a woman’s body. Maybe it was the double flat-lines I pulled on the way to the hospital when I was fifteen. But I had encountered ghosts, two I am absolutely positive of – one new-dead and one from the revolutionary war, Texas version. One of my clients swore up and down a demon was stalking her; I took the money because it was green, but by the end, I agreed with her before returning the motherfucker back to hell where he belonged. And, no, there isn’t a body anywhere for blue boys to find. A feral pig hunting trip with friends ended with me hyperfocusing on Big Foot until deer season rolled around.

Jeb shrugged at my words and returned to whatever he was doing.

Jeb had been among the friends when I went four months of bat-shit crazy looking for the furry bastard to show up again. He never believed. Not Big Foot, not the ghosts, and not the demon. Not even after gluing me up after fighting the thing that left claw marks needing his non-tender mercies and sizzled when holy water had been poured over them to cleanse them. At least he accepted me as me, which is more than most of the people I grew up were willing to do, including half my family.

“Alright, let’s back this up.” He closed his last screen, rolled over, and started to hit the keyboard at my station.

“So what is this all about?” I asked as he worked.

“The Sauron project?” Jeb smiled half-way. “Officially the ASE project, or All-Seeing Eye. A group of…” click, click “that should do it. Watch the screen. Of us gray hats got together and decided to see how many publicly available cameras we could put together.”

“Like the dark web?” I glanced at him, before returning my eyes to the screen.

“Nah. We wanted it to be totally legit, a real challenge.” He leaned back, the wheeled chair creaking. “One of the Florida guys from Reddit NotTheseDroids had started the work, and a tech bro from the valley wanted to test out non-AI pattern recognition. We’ve been stitching it together since 2020 and it covers most of the US now. I used it to help you with that car chase in Dallas.

“But the big jump happened when BirdWatcher929 found out about it and joined us. He is trying to find all the birds and helped us link in trail cams. He paid for five servers across the nation to process data so it would never go down in any local disaster, a big investment to link up since this isn’t on the world wide web net. Anyway, several bros are using all the visual data to test out various programs. One guy is doing visual compression and can keep up to a week of data stored.”

“From every public camera?”

“That we can legally access. That’s important, we want this totally legit. A couple college lawyer wanna-bes pop in and are getting us access to public cameras in buildings and oth—What the fuck?” Jeb froze the screen.

It wasn’t a clear shot by any means, but it was large, on two feet, and furry.

Also snouted like a wolf, not a human face.

“Let’s back up.” The keyboard started clicking. A screenshot expanded out, timestamp with location, and he typed Verified good red flag. Anomaly. Investigating species.

“The trailcam group has helped BirdWatcher find thirty species for his lifetime list, which he has driven out to see in person, and the Audubon Society has loved all the dumps we have made for location spottings. In addition, the All-Seeing have been working with other scientists on gathering migratory habits and endangered species information. But this sucker…” The second screen flipped to four packing lots, all with timeframe before the anomaly. Jeb dropped in a search engine, “Come on JeffWishedHeWasThisGood, let’s see how good we have tweaked your crawler.”

“Why are we looking at parking lots?” I snorted a laugh. “Sasquatch doesn’t drive.”

“Eliminate the reasonable before you look into the unreasonable.”

“Fair.” It’s something I always have to do with my investigations. I watched as each of the parking lots, one just inside a State Park entrance, another gravel with a retail store, a paved one looked like next to a fire station with a small airplane strip, and the last was mostly cracked and overgrown, its lines faded with age. People pulled into and out of the first three, faces matching going in and out. Jeb answered questions popping up with “yes store, no search”.

As the shadows lengthened, heading toward the twilight and the countdown to the time stamp of the not-man-maybe-costume-guy siting on the original screen in the screenshot, a nice top-of-the-line SUV pulled into the cracked parking lot. I finally picked out the date, four days ago, about the time I was helping get my client’s daughter and her best friend across state lines under a bright full moon and away from their attackers. The computer grabbed the front license plate, but since Pennsylvania only requires back plates, it was just a vanity plate saying “Run Faster.”

A tall man got out, dark hair curling around his ears, beard shadow but no moustache or sideburns, key in hand. He walked around to the back, leaving the driver’s door open. From the bending over, I bet he was putting the key into a magnetic box under the fender. Returning to the front, he pulled off his shirt and tossed it in. Not much could be seen by the camera because of the door in the way and the glare of the setting sun on the glass, but the man obviously worked out.

I pushed down the jealousy of muscles I wanted and didn’t have.

The rocking motion indicated taking off his shoes and bending over for socks and likely pants. The door closed to show his buck-naked back. No tattoos.

Then no skin, only fur.

“You saw that, right?” I asked.

“Nope. I absolutely did not see that.” Jed’s hand froze over his keyboard. The question hovered on the screen, with a little square of the man’s face…the werewolf’s face. “Store? Y/N; Search? Y/N”

“It’s okay,” I said quietly. “Just say No, No. Lose this, lose the screenshot. Say it was a bear or something.”

“But Kenny,…”

Still talking barely above a breath, afraid to break Jeb. “It’s Pennsylvania. Far from here.”

“I-I…” He stopped with a grunt. Jeb’s eyes darted from the screen to the keyboard and back again.

I pulled his hand away and hit the “N” key twice. “You say everything is on a week back-up.”

“Yeah,” my friend’s voice was flat, “it helped us find two lost hikers last month. Being able to pull things up.”

“Is it seven days at a time, or…?”

He shook his head. “Twelve-hour compressions.”

“Okay, so in three, maybe four, more days this will go away.”

Jeb started shaking.

“Four days you will be safe. Don’t save anything. Don’t flag anything. Mark the anomaly a bear to train the computer not to flag it for others.” I kept talking to him softly, trying to get through his shock. “It is a camera. No one knows it is on the public sites. The download was everything and no one knows anyone would pick out this one thing out of everything. You are good. You are safe.”

“It’s real.”

“Not to you.” I moved my body between him and the screen. “Turn everything off and come home with me tonight. We will do Thanksgiving early. Clean all of this off of us. You will be fine.”

“What if…”

“No, just turn off the computer. Wipe what you need to. Come on now. You don’t want the FBI finding this.”

His eyes lit at the FBI. He understood the FBI. He nodded.

Not as focused as normal, but I watched him close things out, changing the red flag marker. He did a quick search and found two other markers from the same night and area and deleted those as well. A click here and a click there. Eventually all the screens went dark, even the ones which were never dark.

Outside we walked by the woodpile and climbed into my car. We drove past the solar panels keeping the server farm running and dodged his goats, which kept the grass down around them, letting the strong Texas sun provide maximum benefit. He relaxed the further away from the impossible we got.

I wiggled in my seat, double-checking the gun I keep in the back holster. The one with blessed silver bullets if I ever cross paths with a demon again. Dying twice changed my definition of impossible a long time ago.

(Words 2,695; first published 12/22/2025)

Flash: Ding Dong Ditch

ID 60898423 | Doorbell © Sarah Marchant | Dreamstime.com

I was putting the final stitches on my embroidery piece for the night, when the doorbell rang. The last fifteen minutes had been putting the final stitch in, embroidery being nearly but not quite as bad as the “just one more page” syndrome of a book. Usually I can convince myself to put down the piece when I need to rethread the needle; stopping at the end of a chapter is much harder. But either way, eleven-thirty was late with my schedule for the next day and the doorbell should not be ringing on my little out-of-the-way suburban street.

I got up to answer the door.

Yes, I know, “monsters.” Not the fictional monsters from the books I love so much. Not werewolves (who wouldn’t be ringing doorbells) or vampires (who might), but ICE agents upset by one of my most recent stories or home invaders targeting women who live alone.

But at the other end of the spectrum, the last time I responded to a late-night ring, it had been a recently moved-in neighbor who had dementia thinking she had misplaced a small child. It had been a simple matter of returning her home to her adult daughter. She has since been moved into a care facility better able to control her wanderings.

So who would be behind door number one? I did glance out the back door before heading to the front. I did pick up my phone and unlocked it, with 9-1 dialed in. And I picked up my small branch cutters. I had been doing a lot of yard work, trimming back bushes and it was readily available. They had a good weight to them, though they had not leverage or balance.

I turned on the outside light and looked out the eyehole, nobody, but the dark could hide a multiple of things. A click here and a click there and the front door was unlocked. The porch and beyond into the street was empty.

A victim of ding-dong-ditch, I guessed, though rude for nearly midnight. I tossed and turned and dreamed weird dreams that night.

The morning alarm came much too soon, but yardwork in Texas summer needs to be done before it climbs above ninety degrees Fahrenheit, a temperature expected by eleven. At seven thirty, it was already over eighty. I got my branch cutters and started working on the jungle again.

My neighbor on one side, Billy, was out mowing his lawn. (Not related to the family who had put their matriarch into assisted living; that large extended family is across the street and three doors. Sometimes I wondered how many houses she visited that night before I opened the door.) I waved at him as he did a turn on his little plot and he waved back. The two of us homebodies, him being retired and me working from home as a writer and editor, continued on our morning routine of yard work.

When I was packing up my gear for the day, Billy meandered by watering the potted plants decorating the eaves of his roof. His wife loves her flowers but neither of them had the energy to keep them alive in the ground.

“I’m glad you moved back to Texas, Elaine, to help your mom. The house is looking really good.”

“Thanks, Billy.” I filled my bucket with a shovel, the cutters, a broom, and the loopers. “I’m just trying to keep up with you.”

“You don’t have to.” He smiled gently. “I’ve been working on this for over forty years now. It basically takes care of itself.”

Hardly. The man watered, cut, and trimmed every single day before retreating when the temperatures got too high. A question popped into my head, something I had considered last night during the tossing and turning. “Hey, did anyone ring your doorbell last night?”

“Yes.” Billy turned off his hose. “We were already in bed and didn’t answer. It happen to you too?”

“Yeah, about two minutes after eleven thirty.” I answered. “Maybe one of the teenagers doing pranks last night.” We had three families along our block with teenagers.

“Probably,” he agreed.

I left the bucket by the door, placed the loopers in the shed, and took in the cutters. With teenagers and children in the area, I try to keep the cutting tools hidden. Inside, I made the way back to my office to work on a short story due in four days. My final thoughts about the prank was how completely unlike any of the industrious kids in our neighborhood the action was. No one is on the streets after the street lights come on. Then I was deep in superheroes helping landing airplanes in an ice storm.

I only came out of the writing haze when my alarm went off, reminding me of my protest hours.

Grabbing my keys and purse, plus my prepacked bag of lunch and water, I ran out the door. Once in the car, I mashed on my Star Trek Space Academy ball cap. I made it outside Waco City Hall with fifteen minutes to spare for my shift. The noon to two crowd had their typical #NoKings and Due Process signs. I pulled out my “We the People – The Constitution is Law” sign out of the back of my minivan and made my way over to the small shade set up beside our protest area to sign in.

Waco runs deep red, as does the state of Texas, but the city also has three colleges, a thriving art community, several museums, and an aerospace research area. That isn’t counting the veteran hospital and support system. Not all of us have blue blood in our veins; heck, I am deeply conservative myself – only I am REALLY conservative in the bend that the Constitution is the basis for America. You break the Constitution, you break America.

My opinion. Other people have others. At the end of the day, Due Process and No Kings were what united us. Trans rights, abortion or choice, school vouchers, big government, we just don’t talk about those things among ourselves right now. Without Due Process and a president answering to the Constitution, you don’t have America. We will sort everything else out later.

“Hey Joey,” I nodded to the wheelchair-bound woman monitoring check-in and making sure the Waco Woolies (named after the Mammoth monument – claiming we are the fossils, not the tech bros claiming to be conservative presently gutting our government) obeyed all the rules for the licensed protest. She ran us like the military unit she used to be in charge of. I bent down to sign in for my two-hour block. “Anything new?”

“ICE tried to pick up our brown folk again. Still no warrant.” She smiled evilly.  “At some point they are going to realize that we always have two people with concealed carry scheduled for every shift.” Joey had worked at the Veterans Administration before they fired her in the first of the DOGE clear-outs. Part-time and disabled, she didn’t have much value, ON PAPER. When she organized the Woolies, she tapped her extensive network of veterans. Retired or disabled, they were all still soldiers in ways the immigration bullies never could be.

“I will believe that when I see it.” I cracked one of my water bottles and passed it over to her.

She raised a hand to turn it down and I raised an eyebrow. Chuckling, she took it. “I do bring water, you know.”

“As do I. This way I make sure you drink at least one. Well, off to tag out Martinez so he can get a shower before picking up his kids from school.”

“Good luck and remember to get shade when you need it.”

“Yeah, yeah.” I said walking off, knowing I would stay with my sign held high for my two hours in the worst heat of the day without taking shelter. If Joey could fight in a desert in full military kit for two years, if Martinez’s father could cross a desert thirty years ago for a better opportunity, I could handle two hours of heat and collapse when I get home in my safe air conditioning and let my mother feed me dinner.

The faces holding the signs changed. The lunch crowd of professionals turned into the college crowd drawing from Baylor, Texas State Technical, and McLennan Community College. The energy doubled when Jessica showed up with her bullhorn and she started shouting slogans.

Did we expect our knocking-on-the-door of power to be answered? It is more likely for someone playing ding-dong-ditch at nearly midnight to get an answer. I don’t tell the kids that. But I cannot go quiet into the night, futile as this seems to be in the Heart of Texas. I love my country too much.

At three, Jessica forced us to take a water break. We buddied up to check sweating, cheek colors, reapply suntan lotion, that short of thing. Ashley, a Baylor intern helping with the restructure the library under the new rules being handed down nearly daily from the federal and state governments, was my partner. Because it was the question of the day for me, I asked, “Did you ever play Ding-Dong-Ditch as a kid?”

Ashley laughed before admitting, “Not often. We stopped after elementary school. With the new Ring doorbells, everyone has your face on camera and what fun is that?”

“Hmm. Maybe I should get one,” I mused.

“Someone playing in your neighborhood?”

“Some kids, I guess.”

She crushed her bottle and took my empty one. “Someone did that last night up at our house. It was weird. I guess it is a new viral thing on Tik Tok or something.”

Before she walked off to drop the bottles into recycling, I asked, “What time did they do it?”

“What?”

“Ring your doorbell.”

“Oh, we had just finished catching up on Murderbot for Friday’s release, so about eleven-thirty I guess.”

I nodded, but she was already gone.

When the four o’clock crowd came with their kids, I made sure to smile at Grey. They were exploring transiting. Were they a guy or just a butch lesbian? Not my job to decide for them, but, as an adult, I wanted to make sure they knew people cared and they didn’t need to add another set of scars to their wrists.

I wasn’t sure how good a smile it was because I was woozy under the shade. I paused there instead of heading directly to my overheated car in order to see who was calling me, once I figured out the ringing in my ears was actually the phone. The phone bar across the top reddened indicating a spammer call, which I flicked to not-answer. There I discovered one of my sisters had messaged me.

Jenny had just moved to the East Coast. But we had a long-standing habit from back in COVID days to have one text-proof-of-life per day. I had sent mine after gardening this morning. Something about the story I was writing for a charity anthology.

            Set up new place & first night in MY OWN BED slept bad someone rung bell didnt help. Love you.

A chill ran through me, and not from heat stroke. I texted back. “What time, exactly, did they ring your doorbell?”

Yes, I use proper punctuation in my texts. Spelling can’t always be helped because of spell-correct, but at least I could use good punctuation. I do make a living writing and editing.

I guess she was stuck in five o’clock traffic, her time, because she responded immediately.

            Damn if I no.

“Before or after midnight?”

After.

Wait looked at phone 1232

“That sounds awful. Hope you sleep better tonight.” I hit send shaking. Then sat heavily down on the camping chair Joey kept for people.

“Something wrong, Elaine?” she asked.

“Joey, did someone play ding-dong-ditch on you last night, about 11:30?”

“Yeah, but I looked at my front door camera before getting out of bed. My system sends it to my phone, and no one was there. I guess a gecko had crawled over it.”

Maybe, maybe not, I told the squeaky terrified thing in my head. “Could you find out the exact time? Is it still on your phone?”

“Sure,” Joey pulled out her cell phone and did some screen swipes. “11:32 the doorbell was rung. Girlfriend, you just went completely white. Let me get you some wet towels.” She maneuvered her flamingo encrusted scooter around her small table toward the watercooler we call contributed ice to for just this sort of purpose.

“No, no. Let me do something first.” I tried to sit a little straighter, but she keep right on digging out the watered-down towels. Ignoring her, I opened up Facebook on my phone and typed “Ding-dong-ditch enthusiasts shouldn’t ring the doorbell after eight. Who’s with me? Did anyone get DDD last night? Let me know when and where.”

I closed the app and hit the Tik Tok icon. “Thank you.” I said as I took one towel from Joey. “Use the other one for yourself, you might need it soon.”

“What’s happening?” Joey asked.

“I’ll tell you in a moment.” My phone started making sounds as Tik Tok came up. I brought it up to my face and hit record. “Hey peeps, I know I don’t show my face much here, but I got a question. Anyone had Ding-dong-ditch happen to them last night, Wednesday the 25th, at twelve thirty-two eastern or nine thirty-two pm West Coast time? Let me know. Thanks!” I sent it off to the world with the hashtag #ding-dong-ditch and #toodamnlate.

I hope I am wrong about the “too damn late” part.

“Okay, now you are scaring me Elaine. What is happening?”

“I got DDD last night, as did you and Ashley.” I inhaled hard. “And my sister on the East Coast, all at the same exact time. Ashley thought it might be a viral stunt but nothing is precise to the minute.”

I touched my phone vibrating with incoming notifications. I didn’t get incoming texts or social media notification often, so I kept the reports active.  “I’m wanted to see how wide-spread it was.” The first two vibrations were about a minute apart. After that, it didn’t stop.

Ding-dong-ditch wasn’t a game.

 (words 2,391; first published 6/29/2025)

Flash: The Biggest Wall

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“Dang illegals taking honest work from honest men.”

I was stuck at the table with him again. My wife and his wife got along great, but him and I, well, our views on life didn’t match. But side-by-side we sit at another church potluck.

“Oh, you want to work in the fields in 100-degree heat in the summer?” I couldn’t help but prod him.

“No. I’m retired. But you know, someone could.”

“Yes, I suppose.” I debated if it would be bad to take a third turn around the dessert tables, not to pick something up but to get away. “But then they would have to be paid minimum wage and given safe housing. I think the studies show that the price of produce will double, unless we start underwriting it like we do the meat industry.”

“Harumph. We don’t underwrite the meat industry. Farmers are hard workers.”

“Yes they are. God’s own.” This time I wasn’t sarcastic. My brother and the family he married into operated a farm just outside of town. “I thank God for them three times a day. Every meal is possible because of them and the immigrants they hire.” I should have stopped before I added the part about immigrants, but “welcome the stranger” had been drilled into me by my Southern upbringing. I don’t know how others didn’t get the same message.

“Dang immigrants. Always sneaking across the border. We need to get that wall finished.”

“You know, there is a solution to stop immigration, better than a wall.”

“A wall is the best thing.”

“Walls always fail. The Great Wall of China didn’t keep the Mongols out. The wall the Romans put up to keep the wild Scots out after they conquered England was a complete fail. The Berlin wall fell in our time.” I gathered my wife’s cardboard plate and my own to take to the trash.

He followed me with his wife’s stuff. Of course he followed me. “So what would be your solution?” he hissed, like nothing could beat a wall except his hard head.

I leaned against the foldable wall carefully, the one usually dividing the fellowship hall into classrooms. “First, you need to define the problem. And it isn’t immigrants coming here, but why they leave where they are. Stop and think a moment. How bad does where you are has to be to make you leave everything behind and go to a country where you don’t speak the language or understand the laws. Where you have no friends and no support? Your family gone, your community gone. Think about that situation. People don’t come here lightly.”

“They hop the border all the time.”

“They cross desert. Sometimes walking hundreds of miles. Why would a person walk hundreds of miles from everything they know? They have to believe where they are going is going to be better than where they came from.”

“Exactly. They’re lazy no-goods wanting to take our social security.”

“I thought you said they were stealing jobs?”

The red either side of his neck started going up. I had promised my wife I wouldn’t get in a yelling match with him again.

“Back to the solution that is better than walls. I am working from the hypothesis, and I admit I could be wrong, but immigrants are always functionally refugees. That sounds bad. My white male privilege is showing. Sorry. But essentially where they are has become inhospitable to them or their family. Either no chance of a better future for their children or things are actively endangering them. They see our ‘Land of Opportunity’ as being better than where they are; a chance of survival and maybe even thriving. Despite language differences and uprooting their entire lives.”

He crossed his arm and braced his legs. I chose to ignore two of the gossips at the next table watching us like we were their soap operas.

“Based on that premise of why they are coming here, which, you have to admit is more important than what they do before they get here, right?”

“Right.” He nodded.

“There are two solutions, better than a wall to prevent them from coming, because anyone willing to walk hours, days, weeks even,  through a desert isn’t going to be stopped long by a wall. Right?”

“Right.”

“The solutions are: one, make things better where they are, so they don’t need to leave, or, two, make things worse here so they don’t want to come.”

He frowned.

“A good international presence, working to make lives better for everyone—”

“And send our money to foreigners?” He cut me off.

“To help our neighbors, as Jesus told us to do.” I snapped. A quick inhale and exhale had me refocused. “Safer places to live mean people don’t feel the need to escape to save their children.”

“Still, sending money overseas sound like socialism to me.”

“Well, the other option is making America so inhospitable and dangerous no one wants to come here.”

“That isn’t going to happen. We are making America great again.”

“That should do it.” I started walking to the table where our wives sat. My beautiful, loving wife saw my approach and picked up her purse from under her chair.

(words 873, first published 6/21/2025)

Flash: Hyperfocus

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The light rap of knuckles on the door was swiftly followed by “Hey, you okay?”

Blinking back into this side of reality from the weird notes some crazy person had scribbled in some old Dragon magazines, I looked over at Mica. “Yeah, sure.”

“Just wondering. I hadn’t heard anything from you since the honeymoon.” They leaned against the doorframe. “You not upset about me moving out or anything?”

“Why on earth would I be upset about you moving out?” I chuckled. “Lord help us both if Dave and I had to live under the same roof more than two days running.”

They rolled their eyes, clearly remembering a few times, their then-fiancé crashed at our place on long holiday weekends. Dave and I are friends, better friends at a distance. Just because he married my best friends does not invoke best-friend-adjacent privileges. “So, then why? No text, no call. You give a non-bi person the worries.”

A smile creased my face. “Sorry, I got a new hyperfocus.”

I don’t know what they read into the smile and words, but they frowned; their eyebrows did the little fencing with each other. “Have you been eating?”

“Um…”

“Today, have you eaten today?”

“No?” I apologized. “I think. What day is today?”

“Thursday, I got back Tuesday.”

“Um, then definitely no.” I waved at the three empty glasses on the table next to the pile of magazines I have been pouring over. “But I am hydrated at least.”

“Thank mercy for small blessings.” They shook their head. “Let’s get some scrambled eggs into you and you can tell me all about it.”

“Be right there.”

“Now, genius.”

“I promise, you go ahead.” After waiting to make sure they walked away, I gathered the magazines up. Tapping them into a neat pile, I placed them into special briefcase I bought just for the forty-year-old publications and snapped it close. I checked once to make sure the lock held. I then tucked it under my desk and muttered a few short words under my breath.

The case faded from sight.

Between my study and the kitchen, my brain exploded into a thousand different directions on what to tell Mica.

“You are so lucky you are rich, Janis.” Mica said as they pulled out butter, eggs, and bread from my refrigerator. “How much work have you missed this week?”

“Oh, I got fired about three weeks ago.” Shrugging, I hopped onto one of stool lining the green marble island. “Missed too much work helping getting the wedding together.”

“What?” They spun my direction, spatula at the ready, threatening me like it was a sword … or a wand. “You didn’t tell me?”

“What? Like I wanted to stock shelves each day after I finished the bookkeeping because Bossing-Boss-Boss was like, ‘you are salary, you are working forty hours’? Fuck that. I’m not a quitter, but I wasn’t going to fight stupidity.”

After breaking the eggs into a bowl, Mica passed the bowl to me with a fork to mix it up just the way I like it while they got the butter sizzling in my cast iron frying pan. “Alright, then what next?”

“Oh, I haven’t decided.” I pushed the bowl to them. “Do I want to travel a little?” The speculation lining that question surprised me. … Do I want to travel?

“You hate travel.”

“Yeah, but I lost a roommate to the love of their life,” I ran the words through my head trying to figure out what I was thinking, “maybe I should go looking for mine?” That wasn’t it, but it wasn’t not-it. Love could be a sidequest.

“Really Janis?” Mica looked impressed. Then frowned, the eyebrows bowing and engaging like two Olympic fencers, “What aren’t you telling me? What the fuck is your hyperfocus?”

“Magic.”

I can’t believe I blurted it out like that.

“Like the Gathering? I go away for a week and Daniel gets you into that crack?” They scraped the eggs onto my favorite green plate and started browning the toast in the pan. The long-suffering sigh carried fifteen years of witnessing me collecting hobbies. “How many packs have you bought?”

“None.”

They stopped the eyebrow war long enough to raise one of the perfectly plucked blades high in disbelief.

“No really,” I assured them. “I’m talking about real magic, not cards.”

“What, like witchcraft? Wiccan or something like that?”

Toast buttered from the pan, three eggs with pepper, no salt, slid back to me while they put the bowl and utensils in the dishwasher and the butter and leftover eggs back into the fridge. “No, and not satanism or hoodoo or anything like that, although I have been doing some side research into those to figure out how this works.” I dug in and ate my first forkful.

And forgot to talk until the plate was cleared.

“How long since you last ate?” The sarcasm dripped like juice from a squeezed lemon.

“Shut up.”

They chuckled and took the plate back to add to the dishwasher.

They didn’t offer anything else. I hate getting a heavy belly when I am focused, which usually means I dropped five to ten pounds during a hyperfocus initial onset. At least I had learned to stay hydrated. Two hospital visits to for IVs to force fluids after collapsing had made me put some serious preventive measures in place.

Speaking of which …

“I need to refill my drinks.” I got off the stool and pulled out theirs for them to sit on. “Let me grab my glasses and set up for tonight’s session.”

“You’re not planning on sleeping tonight?”

Pausing in the doorway in the hall leading to my half of the house, I closed my eyes to test how heavy they were. With food in my belly, they had lead weights attached to them. But I got them open. “Alright, I will be setting up the drinks for tomorrow. Satisfied Mixtrix busybody?”

“Very.” They waved their hands in a ‘shoo’ fashion. “Off you go.”

The briefcase remained hidden by its cloaking. I moved it to a different location behind a bookcase, then gathered my glasses from the table and the four sealed, empty bottles on the floor and the hot chocolate mug beside my reading chair. Eight was a bit much to juggle, but cantrips would work long enough from the study to the kitchen.

May as well show off. Then the real explanations can begin. “Upsa daisy.” With four vessels in hand, the rest figured out what I wanted and hovered like a constellation of moons around the lightly glowing green center mass of glassware.

I inhaled deeply and returned to the kitchen.

(words 1114; first published 2/23/2024)

Ye Olde Dragon Magazines Series

  1. Smol Snak 2/16/2025
  2. Hyperfocus 2/23/2025