Flash – Laying Easter Eggs Part 4: Monkeys Start Hunting for Eggs

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“Epsilon Eridani, with Ran right in the life zone as recorded from Earth and the huge AEgir keeping it company.” Navigator Mia Young greeted her captain as Isabella Baker came in carrying her favorite stimulant in one hand and a tablet in the other. “We dropped out of relativistic drive thirty minutes ago within two A.U.s of our goal and have sent confirmation via gravity-wave back to Earth per standard procedure. Expected response, thanks to the buoys we dropped on the way here, will be three hours, specifically eleven hundred sixteen at the earliest, if no one bothers to get a response from the brass. Our six days travel out equaled to eleven Earth years.”

“I have command,” the captain said.

“Aye ma’am. You have command.” Mia tapped the panel in front of her, moving her work over to her normal station, and followed it to the seat there, leaving the bridge command chair empty for Baker.

“Everyone, I know it is early, but drop me a report.” Isabella put her precious near-coffee, because god-forbid uncontrolled stimulants be used on a “not-really military” space-going vessel, into the secured holder in case they lost control of the artificial gravity, again. The shakedown cruise was over a hundred years ago according to Earth’s calendar, but it was less than seven months ago according to her vivid memory. The quick trip back from Alpha Centauri, after letting the colonists there know they were not as alone as they had thought when they had escaped the World War Three their ancestors policies had created before the bastards had bugged out, had been much more exciting than the two-day inaugural trip to Sol’s closest neighboring star.

She dropped the tablet into the arm of her command chair to recharge and download the incoming reports.

***

Three hours later the ping acknowledgement came back from Earth. Always reassuring that the planet hadn’t destroyed itself while they were gone. She wasn’t sure if they and their sister ship, the Enterprise and Shuguang (a Mandurian word meaning Dawn or First Light) respectively, returning back to Earth in their very peculiar leapfrog through time kept the world governments stable or they had become a forgotten curiosity until they reappeared like a Flying Dutchman out of the mists of history. She expected it would take at least another hour before they got any official response from someone whose job wasn’t to watch a little workstation for a communication that came in every two to three years.

In the meantime, it was time to jog the elbow of Lieutenant Loong. Past time. Isabella stood, as she tried to do every hour, and toured the bridge, offering words of encouragement, snapping people awake from mid-morning slumps, and bringing a certain junior officer to heel. Quietly, no louder than any of the other communications she had offered to the others, she asked, “When should I expect Planetary’s first report, Ms. Loong?”

The American-born Chinese national practically jumped out of her skin. “Ma’am.”

Isabella waited, smiling gently, grateful once again the powers-that-be decided that humanity would send non-warships to explore the universe and staff them solely with women, and a shit-load of sperm in case they had to limp back with a failed relativistic drive trading a “three-year” deployment into a multi-generational trip. With the bonus of less air, less food, and less space needed for women. And less dominant battles for her command structure, though she still needed to regularly rein in Commander Julie Carter from engineering.

Prodding Loong Yang was unusual. “The report I asked for when I first stepped on the bridge this morning.”

“Oh, that report.”

“Yes, that report.”

“Um, well, I had some unusual findings.”

“To be expected. We are in a completely new planetary system. Only six planets.”

Loong pressed her lips together, before saying quietly. “That’s not it.”

“Then what?”

“I don’t think. Well, I do think, anyway Ran” her voice dropped to a near whisper and she switched to Mandurian, something Isabella had to learn on top of her fluency in Spanish and her functional German in case she got transferred to First Light, “is not natural.”

“Please repeat.” While Isabella had learned Mandurian, she hadn’t been immersed in it as yet.

The Lieutenant returned to English but kept her voice very low. “Ran is too much like Earth; it isn’t natural. Look.” She showed Isabella her screen where a blue-green planet turned. The only thing missing in the picture was the Moon for scale.

Fluffy clouds streaked across the atmosphere. Green and brown land masses floated by in the three-hour time lapse since the Enterprise had first aimed its scopes at the planet located in the life zone. Another set of scopes was aimed at the gas giant, another at the speedy rock near the orange star. A single camera was aimed at the three other, more boring planets of the system. A hurricane swirled across the girth of Ran between the two snowcapped poles during the first hour of the recording before the planet rotated it out of sight. The only thing missing was electric lights in the dark areas of the planet.

“Gravity?”

“Based on the bounce, within .03 of Earth, but on the lighter side.”

“Diameter.”

“2% more than Earth, but the density of the core looks slightly less than Earth, hence the gravity being lighter.”

“Day.”

“The spin is slightly faster than Earth, bringing the day within three seconds of our normal. And before you ask, same planetary tilt so same seasons.”

“Atmosphere.”

“Nitrogen-Oxygen mix within human range, though higher Oxygen than is presently found on Earth.”

“I want that full report an hour ago. Failing that, put together everything you have checked and get it to me as soon as you can.”

Captain Baker then order the ship to forget the slow pass through the system gathering information to send back to Earth and to get to the orbit of the second planet pronto. Two hours later, once the basic navigation was figured out to avoid AEgir and the small asteroid belt, Isabella retired to eat and parse the ongoing reports about Ran.

As much as she wanted to have all cameras pointed at Ran, she had instead ordered a full navigation analysis of the system. She wanted to know if there were visitors other than them, she wanted to know how to bug out, and she wanted to know if anything else was weird. She also gave Loong three Ensigns to get everything they could from their little suite of information. They had nineteen days to get to orbit without their relativistic drive online.

First, after getting today’s near-chicken made from fish meat and the dreams of the cook, Isabella reviewed the bullshit “thank you for your service and adding to mankind’s (oh, dear, we are back to that gendered word again, I guess it was time for it to swing back around) knowledge base” from the brass, now entitled “The United Americas.” In particular this missive was written by the “President for Life” and co-signed by the Director-General of the “American Space Exploration and Military Department” which it seemed she now fell under. The language was Spanish.

Finishing the pretend meat and the pretend gladhanding at the same time, Isabella moved to review the reports, to discover one of pings into her queue was another letter from back on Earth. This one from the European and African Union; a third ping hit while she opened that one came in from the Hauo Dynasty. Nice to know who the players are back home. The Hauo Dynasty had been two decades into solidifying the Asian union, actually successfully bringing both Japan and Australia under their umbrella last time the Enterprise passed through Earth. Looks like they finished cementing themselves into power if they managed to get information out of the United Americas within two hours of it hitting the planet and turning something around.

After reading both letters, she verified her communication officer had pinged acknowledgment back on all three and then she ordered all reports to be locked down. No outgoing information at all back to Earth. Fortunately with over a hundred years passing on Earth since they had lifted out of the gravity well to board the Enterprise, none of her crew had an urgent need to write home.

Finally cleared of all other duties, she poured over the reports about the Earth-like planet circling a star ten light years from home.

***

“Thank you, Lieutenant Loong for your presentation.” The captain watched as the junior officer scurried back to her chair behind her commanding officer, a Russian scientist who kept mostly to herself, an enigma to both the people who served under her and Isabella. With this discovery, she couldn’t let that phoned-in leadership continue. Baker stood and went the center of the room, looking around at her command staff and their support.

“We have been in orbit a month now. Thank you to Brooks and Price for creating the reports about AEgir and Zips to send back home. Now, we need to decide what to send back to Earth about Ran. Plants and animals seem to match Earth’s Pilocene period, somewhere between just two and five million years ago. I want to authorize a shuttle to verify, taking samples of plants, animals, and soil.” Baker gritted her teeth into a grim smile. “I want a damn core, as deep as we can make one. Commander Carter, I sent you my requirements two days ago. Think you can print something by the end of the week?”

“More like fourteen days if it is going to stand up to that sort of dig.”

“You got seven.” She looked around the table, making eye contact. “This is too much of a trap. Nearest solitary K-star to our planet having a planet in the life zone a 99.9 however many nines following percentage match to our homeworld. That isn’t right. We have seen what life looks like developed on other planets, and this isn’t it. Toss in the clear modifications of comets and to the Oorts cloud Navigation has found, someone made this. And since it is so much like our Earth, they made it for us. Why?”

“A gift?” suggested a ranking supporting the wall.

“It would take thousands of years if not millions, with technology we don’t understand. We barely can keep Earth habitable, forget about Terra-forming another world to be within a fraction of our gravity. To build a planet up for that would take slamming comet after asteroid after meteor into a world. Why would anyone leave something like this for us?”

“I wonder if they did this elsewhere. What is the next closest yellow or orange star to Earth that isn’t a flare star?” Lieutenant Brooks asked.

“I would try Tau Ceti. At just under 12 light years, that would be my pick to explore.”  Ensign Price suggested. “With Groombridge being a nice runner-up at 16 light years.”

“Let me guess, none of these are close to each other.” Isabella stated.

“Opposite sides of Sol.”

“We don’t have time.”

***

“Between three hundred and five hundred thousand years, someone has been working on this.” Isabella placed her tablet on the desk.

Lieutenant Loong looked over at Lieutenant Brooks. Commander Stepanova, the director of the science division, had sent them alone. Seems she had kept a secret stash of vodka and was making her way through it.

Loong, more familiar with Captain Baker’s moods as a bridge officer, confirmed, “Oort cloud record shows modifications starting about 500,000 years ago with it stopping about 100,000 years after that. The planet record shows plant life like ferns, starting a “fossilized,” if you can even call it that, record about 220,000 years ago. That shows an accelerated change of forced evolution for about 80,000 years before that stops abruptly.”

“Metallic debris has been found within the ocean, in one area it looks like a space station about the size of the Enterprise. Several other land and ocean locations show smaller ships, all from about one-four-zero thousand. We looked for other evidence in space but found none. Whatever was fought, was fought here and gravity cleaned up the evidence.” Brooks shifted her papers around. “We have found three weak signals on the inner edge of the Oorts cloud. Scope magnification shows nothing.”

“That is a long trip out on sublight engines.” The captain rubbed her face. She looked over to her second-in-command. “Musa, I’m going to drop most of the Science department on planet. Volunteers will be impregnated. Half will volunteer for the procedure.”

“Clear ma’am.”

“That includes you. You are grounding with the rest. We are also dropping  three-quarters of the seed and equipment in the cargo for colonization. Just in case. You will get a grav-repeater too. You will be on your own either for…” Baker’s eyes grew hazy as she did the calculations “…two months, or, and I hate to admit this is highly likely, I am going to do a quick run out to investigate those two star systems Price suggested, quick run for us being about a month or so, for you it will be more like forty years. See if you can get Shuguang in the mix. Last I heard, they were heading out to Ross.”

“Ma’am, I don’t speak Mandarin.”

“Learn. You get Loong. We need them here, not part of Earth, until we understand what is happening here and at home. Crank down the reports to a minimum. Say we crashed or some sort of shit.”

***

Seeing her sister ship in orbit around Ran reassured Captain Baker as she dropped out of realitivistic. She knew intellectually First Light had picked up one of the Tortoises Notes while they assisted the Ran colony for the last two decades. Between their efforts, and her own ship’s admittedly brief time thanks to relativistic speeds, they had deciphered the Tortoise comments as well as the Bird, Scorpion, and the Crocabilly additions. But talking in a careful code while keeping Earth and Alpha Centuri and the science station now at Barnard’s Star out of the loop had been a challenge. Most of the success wasn’t their own sneakiness but the United Americas attacking the Hauo Dynasty when their God-Emperor died, which brought the EAU into the conflict and ignited the fourth world war.

Would it be a good or bad time after twenty years – a generation of bad blood, to let Earth know they had three viable worlds ready for colonization and using the Notes they could finish off three additional ones which hadn’t been processed with the Crocabillies ruthless efficiency within a “short” ten thousand years into three more Edens?

Would it be a good or bad time to let the fractured Earth governments know there had been two intergalactic civilizations before humans made space flight? That we might have nine neighbors waiting or already reaching for the stars who may be as lovely as the Tortoises and Birds or as dangerous as the Competitors or the Threads.

Could she trust other humans not to wipe out the Potential threats? Could she trust the other Potentials not to be a threat?

She rubbed her belly, considering. Her pregnancy was just beginning to show after their five months of travel, something she had started just before dropping off the reproductive suite for the colony. About twenty percent of her crew opted to reproduce as well, just in case, which made the months of investigating Tau Ceti a nightmare of morning sickness for everyone.

What come next would need to be put to a vote, but her preference was let Earth, now a hundred fifty years ahead or behind her depending on how you looked at things, stew in its special crazy. She had a future to prepare for.

(words 2,642; first published 3/29/2026)

 

Laying Easter Eggs Series

  1. The Tortoises (3/8/2026)
  2. The Dinobirds (3/15/2026)
  3. Crocabillies (3/22/2026)
  4. Monkeys Start Hunting for Eggs (3/29/2026)

Flash – Laying Easter Eggs Part 3: Crocabillies

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“Anything new about the monkeys?” BigMouth asked.

BoneTeeth snapped his snout in annoyance. “They are primates. And not since last shift. The Joint Monitors report they have begun to build shelters.”

“But that was ninety-five years ago. It is about time for them to wake up again and check. And since they don’t let me have permission for the graviton unless it is an emergency, I was hoping you might have had something with the shift-start download.”

“I don’t. And it takes much longer than a hundred years to go from reed shelters to space flight.”

“Just didn’t want to go to sleep in murky waters,” the junior worker griped.

Pacing the room, his long leathered tail whipping back and forth behind him, BoneTeeth checked each of the stations BigMouth and his two subservant plovers had been manning for the last shift. The oxygen levels continued to creep up in the lower portions of the atmosphere. The magnetic poles had switched again about three years ago. They would need to get that stabilized before transferring any migratory creatures from the monkey-world, ugh, BigMouth had him doing it, the Potential-14 world. The water algae seemed to match the Potential world of about two thousand eight hundred million years ago. It was nearly time to start thinking about land fungi. He would need to bounce that off of the Planners.

The Birds had done what they could, finding all the Potential worlds on their own while waiting for the Crocabillies and the Scorps to jump offworld and settle the first of the Shells the Tortoises left specifically for them so very long ago. But the Birds just were not lizard-brained enough to ruthlessly push the agendas in the Notes to make the worlds livable for Potential species. They tried to make the modified planetoids viable, those rocks that survived the long time since the Tortoises extinction and stabilized into something that could be turned into Shells, but the Birds flitted around with their short lives and need to explore and just couldn’t concentrate on making the Shells work as habitable planets.

Seventeen Potentials: three lost when their homeworlds ecologies failed from solar flares or asteroids; one, the greedy Competitors extinguished before they drained the galaxy swamp of all Potentials, may the Tortoises swim swiftly for their sacrifice; four sentients now spaceworthy together in a community, maybe, and waiting on nine others to see beyond their atmosphere. All one big happy family if the Tortoise Ghosts had anything to say about it, which anyone who swam the river knew would never work. Something always flooded.

The gas planet Whales likely were not going to make it. They reached shelter building before even the Crocabillies according to the Bird records but had not progressed any further in sixty thousand years.

Bone eyed the plovers. Some years he wished his species hadn’t forced-evolved their mutuals into a slave-race. Aside from how the Birds reacted to seeing the fake-sentient species looking so much like their weakest gender, bred to bond and serve one of the Crocabillies for life, he sometimes fell into questioning the ethics of bonding without the possibility of consent as though he was from the Intelligent-is-Choice tide. A very uncomfortable feeling for someone as old and river-bound as him. Other times he wondered if they could use the biological technology to uplift the Potentials quicker, the Spiders notwithstanding. They can stay down there on their homeworld forever.

On the third hand, if he had three hands which he didn’t, he wondered if the Joint Species were even going to make it now that the Threads have managed to lift into space just three shifts ago. The Tortoises thought that planet would evolve toward intelligent trees, not realizing it was the fungal root system developing the intelligence. At least they were triple-star, large red as the primary, limited. How does one even talk to a non-animal? Something to do research on during the boring parts of the shift to see what had been happening while he napped.

In the meantime, he bundled BigMouth off to his hibernation period. After killing and eating Big’s plovers, Bone asked the computer to activate a pair of plovers with genetic dispositions suitable for his personality and needs and settled into his decade-long shift.

(words 715; first published 3/22/2026)

Laying Easter Eggs Series

  1. The Tortoises (3/8/2026)
  2. The Dinobirds (3/15/2026)
  3. Crocabillies (3/22/2026)
  4. Monkeys Start Hunting for Eggs (3/29/2026)

Flash – Laying Easter Eggs Part 2: The Dinobirds

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“Oh, that is a beaute of a rock.” FishDiver shared with his scouting wingmate as SoaringHigh cleansed the gel from her feathers.

Febirds and wifbirds took longer than werebirds to crawl out of the deep cold; he had been functional for nearly six hours. Mesbirds, the fourth gender of their species, couldn’t handle cryogenics at all and were limited to their homeworld of Air and two of the nearby colony worlds the Tortoises had prepared for them in hopes of their Potential nearly a hundred thousand years ago. At least that had been the case when they left their colony four hundred years ago. Who knows what the tech was like now.

Of the twelve in cryogenics, it was their turn to wake upon reaching a system and they had struck a warm updraft. Flipping through the screens with claw and wing tips, FishDiver said, “Definitely a Tortoise Shell world. Running possibilities now to see where the Potentials are likely to be.”

“Don’t mess with me.” SoaringHigh slipped into the roosting bar next to FishDiver, their ninth shift together while the FarFlyer made its long search. “A real Tortoise Shell world?”

“It is still clearing out its orbit. Look at all the comet trails through the system directing material impacts on the planet, the only one completely in the liquid water zone. No way those flight paths are natural.”

“Don’t make assumptions. We don’t want to look like we jumped off a cliff.”

“Stop being a scientist for once and believe your eyes and the breeze.” He bobbed his head at the displays. “Tell me that doesn’t look just like the systems for Cloud and Wind.”

Tears slid down SoaringHigh’s beak as she watched the dance of rocks their computer faithfully recorded as they slept the three years traveling, slowing down from interstellar speed at the edges of the system’s Oorts cloud to a reasonable speed in the crowded the inner system. “Potential species fourteen,” she chirped. “The last of them. Only two of the seventeen Potentials failed.”

“Now who is making assumptions. We don’t know where the actual Potentials are yet. Yellow or orange star, maybe a very young red. Solitary.” FishDiver added the specific distance within the liquid water zone the modified rock tumbled through. A highly carbon-dioxide atmosphere and acidic water flowed over the rocky surface, not livable yet, and not livable at all for their species nested under a binary white star, but the potential was there for the right Potential. He set the navigation system searching the stellar roosting branch. “Look around and see if the Tortoises left a Note. I’ll get some grubs going.” He had been ignoring his crop for the last three hours waiting for Soaring to become functional enough for social eating, but it was time to fill it so he could really concentrate on what the computer was feeding them.

Twenty minutes later, because whoever had closed up after the last failed flight hadn’t cleaned up their mess in the mess hall, he returned with two small lidded bowls of artificially wiggling worm proteins. He had downed one by himself while putting everything back into place, cryo-processing vacated the system before cold storage leaving him empty from beak to tail.

“Thank you.” Soaring said, accepting her food and setting within the stowage space in case of loss of gravity. Somehow she never needed food immediately upon coming awake. You think as a febird nearly half again his weight, she would need food even more. “Found the Note. Primates are the Potentials; the navigation search you set up came back with the same data the translator did for the star location mentioned in the Note. About 10.5 lightyears away. Normally that is the furthest out the Tortoises go for their six gifts of Shells, but this escarpment has nothing nearby. The rest of the gifts, if they exist, are even further scattered.”

“And nearly twenty years to get up to speed, cross the distance, and check to see if the Potentials have survived.” Fish stabbed at his food in anger. “We are going to need to wake the others. How far is Air?”

“The homeworld is a hundred fifteen light-years toward galaxy center; the graviton will have a message there in fifteen days by relay. If technology hasn’t been upgraded or degraded, more ships can be here in about a hundred fifty years to start the next stage of preparing the Shell. All the instructions of what to do next after the cooldown are in the Note like normal.”

“A shame the first sentients to emerge after the Tortoises were the Competitors.”

“Those shelled creatures were not ready for those ravenous beasts.” Soaring shook her feathers down. “To wait over eighty thousand years, through nineteen different dynasties, for someone else to talk with and get the Competitors. To have to extinguish the only other intelligent species you met after working so long to help everyone to come after you.”

“To the Tortoises. Long may they fly.” Fish lifted his cup into the air.

Soaring removed her bowl from stowage and did likewise. “Or crawl if they prefer.”

(words 856; first published 3/15/2026)

Laying Easter Eggs Series

  1. The Tortoises (3/8/2026)
  2. The Dinobirds (3/15/2026)
  3. Crocabillies (3/22/2026)
  4. Monkeys Start Hunting for Eggs (3/29/2026)

Flash: Magical Menace Mode Part Two – Special Meeting


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Jennie shifted her bag to quickly unbuckle the shoulder strap and hop out of the car as soon as they got to Bill’s house; her dad needed to get to the Sunday evening service. “When will you need pick-up?” he asked as they pulled along the curb.

“Don’t worry about that,” she said, moving like Houdini to extract from the sedan to escape the litany of questions she already had survived—who will be there, is a parent going to be there, what are you planning on doing. “I’ll get Chris to drive me home.”

“I don’t know. It’s February and ice can be tricky, especially for new drivers.”

Stepping out of the car, shouldering her bag, she held the door open a moment to point at the driveway, “No worries, that is the Escalade in the drive, looks like they just arrived, and he has one of the chauffeurs with him.”

“Ah, I see. Robbie. Okay then. Curfew is eleven; tonight is a school night.”

“Daddddd—”

“Do you want it to be the normal nine?”

“Thanks, Dad. I love you lots.” Jennie shoved the door shut and rushed away. Catching up with Chris and his driver as Mrs. Dinniman opened the front door. “Hey Mrs. D! Is Bill upstairs?” Jennie asked as Bill’s mom stepmom stepped aside to let the three of them in and started walking to the staircase.

“Yes, he is. Meghan is already up there. Remember, the door stays open.”

Jennie bounded up the stairs, Chris saying a quick “Mrs. D” before taking them two at a time with his long legs.

The woman welcomed the other adult behind them. “Hello Robert, I was about to put on a kettle for some tea and was planning on catching some Antique Roadshow or CSI. Bill already absconded with the pie, but he left two pieces behind…”

The adult voices faded behind the teenagers as they turned down the “L” shaped hall of the second story. Bill’s bedroom door was open on the left side. Inside, Meghan had shoved piles to the side on Bill’s desk to work on her advanced chemistry class. Bill laid on his stomach on his bed working on the English Shakespeare assignment, swiping through on his tablet. When the other two of the newspaper crew arrived, Bill swung up to armgrip Chris in welcome. They pounded each other’s backs.

Bill and Jennie exchanged awkward glances before a microhug. Jennie continued to walk in to drop her bag beside the chair Meghan was in, hugged Meghan, and then dropped down beside the bag in her normal spot when they met at Bill’s place. Chris and Meghan did a finger wave at each other, before Chris and Bill belly flopped onto the bed, which groaned under their combined weight.

Both of the boys had been shooting up faster than they had been putting on muscle, but Bill was five nine, and Chris passed six foot at the start of Junior year. His father had been a power forward in the NBA, and he still stood at six nine. Chris took after him, even playing the same position in the Washington Wigwams, and though he looked completely stretched out, every last bone was covered in dense lean muscle making him a deadly power forward with the scholarship to his father’s alma mater already sewn up while he was still a Junior.

Meghan rotated the desk chair to face the room. “Alright, what is the big secret that made you drag me out on the one night I had off this week?” She stared at Chris, who was usually the leader of the group.

“Not me this time.” He held up his hands in denial. “Bill said I had to be here. I’m just glad because it gets me an extra day to see if this tooth will heal. My parents are going to kill me when they found out I had another tooth knocked loose on the paint.”

“It’s still loose?” Jennie asked. He had called her last night after he had gotten home from the away game since she was the night owl of the friend group.

“Wiggling like a wigwam.”

“Dude, you got to stop throwing elbows with people.” Bill said beside him.

“Not my fault this time. The Roosters came to Play and Play Hard with home field advantage after the trouncing we gave them last time, and Damien is a monster of a Senior. I think he had gotten held back a year at some point.” Chris touched his front tooth gingerly before smiling. “We still beat them by twenty points.”

“So if not you, then who?” Meghan refocused them.

Jennie raised her hand slowly. “That would be me…mostly…and Bill…kind-of.”

“And why couldn’t this a Discord?”

“Bill, could you…”

“Gotcha.” The seventeen-year-old grabbed one of his pillows and tossed it at the open door, closing it.

Jennie inhaled deeply before putting her backpack into her lap and unzipping the top. “Okay, first off this is yours…” she passed a red-banded wad of one hundred five dollar bills up to where Meghan sat, “and this one is yours.” Jennie tossed another wad to where Chris lay on the bed.

“Jennie…this is.” Meghan fanned the money confirming everything within was fivers. “What is this? Did you rob a bank?”

Chris handled his wad, lifting it up and down with a consideration mask on his face before setting it aside on the bed.  He had a game face firmly in place.

“No. Um.” Jennie looked up at Meghan. “I don’t think so?”

Bill blurted out. “She waved her magic wand and the money appeared.”

“She what now?” “The fuck?”

Jennie pulled out the ostentatious pink plastic wand they had given her at the Christmas party from her backpack and shook it a little. “Bill did a big wish and I waved my magic wand and money appeared.” She nodded to the two wads she had just given out. “There were four piles. Since his wish was for just $500, we figured it was one for each of us. It happened Thursday in the newsroom.”

“You’re kidding,” said Chris after he and Meghan stared at them for a long moment.

“You’re not kidding.” Meghan said seconds later.

“Nope.” “No cap.” “Jinx.”

Silence followed until Bill broke it with, “So….now can we try for enough money to get me a car?”

“No.” Jennie said sharply.

“Hell, no.” said Chris. “Nerd…and nerdettes…if you even need money, let me know. I got you.”

“What is your allowance anyway?” Jennie asked. The group didn’t talk much about Chris’ situation. His dad left the NBA after his mother had a stroke to take over the family pie-making business, which was already two manufacturing bakeries delivering to supermarkets throughout the state. Under his direction, it had expanded to cover four states and was moving to open facilities in a fifth state this summer. The multi-million-dollar company never had taken the stock route to raise capital; the family still owned everything personally. But they worked and worked hard at it, and Chris’ dad insisted he attend public school and made sure the local public school had been worth attending.

“It got changed to a paycheck with I started working after turning sixteen.”

“Your dodging, Stretch.” Meghan complained.

“Forty-three thousand a year.”

“43!” “Your fucking kidding!” “Wow, that is…” The rest of the group sputtered.

“No way that is a part-time salary on the books.” Jennie’s eyes narrowed; she shook the wand at him, enjoying the sparkle and the whoosh of the tinsel tassel.

“I got a bonus for that project we did in seventh grade, encouraging one of the bakeries to go all solar. Remember, we got them to cover the roof.”

“Those big flat manufacturing roofs just beg for solar panels.” Meghan muttered.

“Right, and we got the parking lot covered too since Jennie was going hard in her green phase.” Chris rolled to sit up. “Anyway, you remember the expectation that the break-even would be about five years, if ever? They were worried about maintenance. It was three because they put in the data center in the next county over and drove up everyone’s water and electrical as a result. Even with adjusting for maintenance and repairs, I get ten percent of the savings for the bonus idea as part of my pay because of the ‘We Want Your Ideas’ program to encourage line workers. The bonus only applies to the first five years, so it wasn’t suppose to be anything, but it turned into a big deal with the data center, so I got everything bundled once I turned sixteen in March spread out over my first year’s salary.”

He leaned forward on his knees. “Guys, you were part of the presentation and the research and all of that. You helped make it happen. I was going to wait until summer, but each of you was going to get a quarter of the bonus. Only fair.”

Jennie pulled her legs against her body. “How much?” she whispered.

“Well, after taxes, me and Mr. Pierce in accounting worked it out to be a little under four thousand each.” Chris shrugged. “And it may be more. My job this summer is to implement it for every plant that is cost effective. Right now, I’m working with the planners for the North location to have it all built-in. I was hoping to see if any of you guys would be available to be my assistants come summer. I was still working things out with HR; they don’t want to finalize anything until you are all over seventeen. The laws for sixteen years old make them twitchy.”

“I’m in.” Bill stated immediately.

Laying her head on her knees, Jennie said quietly. “I could…yeah. Not doing fast food again would be nice.”

“I’m already committed to early-in.” Meghan reported. “I’ll be leaving on June 30th.”

Jennie snapped her head around. “You did not sit on telling us that.”

“I did. Because I knew you would be like this.”

Bill held up his hand. “I want it known I do not have any secrets.”

“Other than being bi?” Jennie snapped.

“Hardly a secret.”

Chris held up the bundled cash wad of $500. “I don’t need this and some of you do, why don’t you—”

“Can’t.” Jennie jumped in. “I…it has to go to you. Figure out a charity or something. It…” her eyes unfocused as she tried to figure out what she was feeling, “…if you don’t want it, it has to go to someone with a true need that you…personally…want to help. An individual.” Her eyes cleared as she looked around the room. “That seems to be part of the rules. Small, individual, needs.”

“Oooookay, witchy woman.” Chris got off the bed to put the money into his backpack. “I’ll figure out someone that meets that requirement. I usually donate to the animal shelter and to that eco-group you had hooked me up with, but I don’t think those meet the requirements.” He tucked the money away, then around to sit on the floor opposite Jennie, stretching out his long legs. “Meghan, call us to order.”

“The special meeting of news nerds is called to order at…” Meghan tapped her tablet awake, “…eight thirty-four, Chris Fletcher presiding, Meghan Gomez secretary, Jennie Williams vice president, and Bill Dinniman hosting.”

“Jennie, you called the special meeting.” Chris prompted.

“Well, newflash. I may have a magic wand.” Jennie unfurled her legs and waved the wand again.

“Are you sure?” Meghan asked.

Jennie set the wand between her and Chris. “Not at all. We only have two eye witnesses, and one of them had their eyes closed at the moment the money allegedly materialized. No one else was in the room. But circumstantial evidence points to something unusual and outside the normal laws of physics occurring. I have a personal bias toward magic, so my judgement might be compromised.”

Meghan, Jennie, and Chris looked at Bill. “I was in the room. We were talking about the weekend, I think, and I needed about five hundred dollars for a fundraiser so I could bow out of that, which would free me up to attend the Model United Nations practice. We joked about making the money appear and Jennie, the witch in question, asked me to close my eyes and wish real hard, which I did. The money was for Pierce’s Eagle Scout and after all he had done for me to get mine, I didn’t want to let him down, but Carrie Jones and Eve Rodsky both wanted extra work with MUN and I am trying to figure out which to take to prom and I had to be there too. It was tough and I wished super hard. When I opened my eyes, the money, wrapped in four groups of $500 was on the floor. I don’t believe I was the cause. I have wished numerous times for money and things, and you all know how much I want my own car, and nothing along these lines have ever happened. Evidence would indicate the story lies in a different direction.”

He smirked at everyone. “And, yes, I realize the irony of the photographer having his eyes closed during something this big, but what are you going to do?”

“Jennie,” Chris looked across at her, “Bill here has a reasonable rebuttal against him being the cause of this…”

“Disruption of reality.” Meghan provided.

“Thank you. Disruption of reality. What other things can you report since his eyes were closed.”

“Well, I had the wand in my hand. I had been enjoying listened to the tassel of tinsel whoosh.” She picked up the wand to demonstrate, with a shake. “Once Bill had his eyes closed I said ‘Abracadabra’”—Meghan made a sound, interrupting Jennie, but then said quietly “sorry, continue”—“right, and I circled it around, the floor like this and flicked it.” Jennie demonstrated the movement but nothing happened. “Then there was money.”

“Right,” Chris said. “Meghan, you had something?”

“I was watching the voice to text writing things out and saw the mention of a ‘tassel of tinsel.’” Meghan gestured to the wand. “There isn’t a tassel.”

“Sure there is.” Jennie asserted, waving the wand again, watching the shimmer on the tassel wrapped just below the wand foiled headpiece.

“No,” Chris said gentle, “there is no tassel.”

Jennie looked up at Bill and he answered, “No tassel that I can see.”

“But it is right here!”

“Eyewitness account are the most problematic.” Meghan assured Jennie.

Bill interjected. “But, if it is Magic, for real, maybe she can see something we can’t.”

Chris nodded. “Jennie, describe the wand to us in detail.”

“No, wait,” Meghan said, “let’s all draw the wand as we see it before we get influenced by what she is seeing.”

“Do you have crayons to draw this princess perversion?” Jennie waved her wand again.

“Do I got crayons?” Bill snorted before hopping off his bed and going to his art closet. “Do you want crayons, magic markers, colored pencils, or a camera?”

“No camera,” Meghan said. “We had pictures at Christmas and nothing looked wrong there, so the photo lies. Actually Bill, can you pass a photo around of Jennie with the wand?”

“Sure, let me boot up the monster. I downloaded it from my phone ages ago.” Bill moved to sit in Meghan’s lap, but she hopped out of the way and joined the other two on the floor.

While everything was coming online on his heavily graphics-oriented computer, Meghan stood back up and went to the art closet and pulled out paper for each person. Jennie asked for pencils and Chris for markers. They started drawing while Bill waited to open his computer, get the software up, and searched the files for the Christmas party with the whole high school newspaper and their advisor. “Here is Jennie with her award and gift. Wizard-in-chief.”

“Jennie, do you see a tassel?” Meghan asked.

“Yes.”

“Anyone else, does it look different on the screen than on the floor here?”

Everyone reported no difference.

“Okay, it is nine-thirty. Draw for another ten minutes.” Chris ordered before asking, “Anyone have a ten curfew tonight?”

“I got to kick everyone out at ten-thirty.” Bill said as he started to draw the picture on his screen using his graphics software.”

“I’m good until eleven if you can drive me home, Chris.” Jennie said from where she was curled up against one of Bill’s bookcases drawing.

“I got you covered.” Chris assured her. “How about you Meghan?”

“I can text Mom and say you will drop me off between ten-thirty and eleven.”

“Okay, I such at drawing, this is as good as it gets.” He laid his drawing facedown, then stood up. “I’ll let Mr. Blue know the plan and be right back.”

(words 2,813, first published 2/1/2026)

Magical Menace Mode Series

  1. Magical Menace Mode (1/25/2026)
  2. Magical Menace Mode Part 2: Special Meeting (2/1/2026)

Flash: The All-Seeing Eye

ID 47751479 © Jeff Gabbard | Dreamstime.com

“Hey Jeb, coming in, don’t shoot me.” I shoved the slightly stuck door of the trailer open further with my back, my arms filled, wobbling on what could only generously be called steps to get into Jeb’s fifty-year old mobile home he inherited from his grandfather.

He shouted back. “No promises, unless you brought beer.”

Safe, relatively, with his acknowledgment of my existence, I stepped inside, the mildew scent of inadequate insulation and air conditioning had retreated from overwhelming to only nauseating with the change of the season. Now, the cat piss from the two ferals living under the building beat out the mildew. I would shower once I got home.

“I owe you two six packs, and,” I said as I passed by his work station to head for the kitchen, adding the beer to the piles of shit. Returning from that toxic dump, I continued, “I got one for hanging out.” I stuck an arm out to the faded, splintered plywood masquerading as his porch to pick up the third before heading to the bank of monitors and the half-broken chair he kept for visitors. I moved the library book on North American birds to the ancient fax machine he kept for emergencies. The front door remained cracked, and I promise myself for the hundredth time to measure it and bring him a non-warped door that would swing shut. During the summer, the promise is to keep out the bugs and during the winter to keep out the chill; fall and spring are okay, but even as far off the beaten trail as we are, someone could come by and hear us talking.

And not all business is suitable for just anyone to hear.

I cracked one green can and pass it to him, then popped a second out of the plastic rings for me. Looking over the ten monitors, most had four to a dozen street views., I asked, “What’cha doing?” The two monitors where I sat showed woods.

He knocked back half the can before answering, his eyes not leaving the screen tower before him. “Sauron business.”

“Like that evil dude in Lord of the Rings?”

“Yeah, kind-of, not really.” Jeb’s black eyes flicked my way as he typed a message on one of his keyboards. “But also, none-of-your-business. But speaking of business, if you brought beer, the info panned out.”

“Like a well-oiled iron skillet.” I pulled out an envelope from my jacket. “Here is your part of the haul. Three gift cards, two HEB and one Walmart, fifty each, and the receipt for your property tax being paid for the year.”

“Girls safe?”

“They are out-of-state at least, can’t do much more than that.”

He grunted.

I let the silence stretch between us. Jeb lived alone, very alone, and he only had so many words in him at any time, outside of talking computer, which I don’t speak well. He downed the can, and I finished mine. I cracked him another before getting up.

The hunt for the two boxes of trash bags I left in the kitchen for when I visit didn’t take long; it’s more a matter of excavation than figuring where he might have moved them. Into a clear bag, I dropped as much of the recycling as can fit, tie it off, and toss it out the door in a clatter. Then in a dark bag, I picked up as much of the soiled paper plates, napkins, leftover molded food, and trash-trash as I could lift, cursing under my breath once again about being dumped into a female body and the bum left arm gifted to me by other males who took exception to me dressing like my real sex and beat me within an inch of my life when I was fifteen. Maybe, someday, I’ll pour money into some hormone treatments to help with muscle definition, but I rather spend it other ways for now. Being small had a lot of advantages in my work.

The black trash bag also went out the door. I don’t bother looking into the refrigerator; I had learned that lesson. But I do a quick count of the paper plates and plastic utensils to see if anything needs replacement, and made sure Jeb was eating enough to stay alive. Satisfied he had enough until my Thanksgiving kidnapping, where I drag him out for his seasonal shave, bath, and full meal, I passed through the main room where he worked and slept. The single-wide’s bedroom had his miniature server farm fed by the solar panel array he kept closer to the road. Four of the ten monitors were now dark.

Outside, I move the recycling to the back of my compact and, after repositioning the gun box to the side, put the trash bag into the trunk to take of later. I touch the grip of the Glock in my ankle carry, the Beretta at my back, the dagger set up for a left draw, and the two thin knives built into my jacket. Everything in place and everything in its place.

Returning inside with the lunch I bought on the way, I sat and waited, pouring out half my fried okra and placing the second roast beef sandwich on the folded fast food bag. The first roast beef, with garlic sauce, went into me.

“No, apple pie?” Jeb popped two okra into his mouth as he turned off another monitor.

“They were out; only had peach.”

He grunted and returned to whatever task he had on the final screen. Two always remained up; one monitoring stock markets around the world and the other showing four or so group chats scrolling by. My text window with him is on the bottom with a couple other high school friends he helps out locally, and one old flame he kept hoping will reach out after disappearing during COVID.

He specifically asked me not to look. Same with Harvey. We did anyway. We agreed he didn’t need to know until he was ready.

The two monitors at the station I sat at were for special long-term projects which wouldn’t be turned off until he was done with them. I’ve seen all kinds of things here from architectural designs of buildings around the world to chem trail studies. I looked over the woodland visuals for birds, since he had a book about them. Here and there red outlines popped up from movement, turning to green around plants and blue around animals. Sometimes names appeared, identifying the flora and fauna with Latin designations.  I squinted some as the twilight cast long shadows, seeing if I could identify the stuff before the computer.

Something furry went by the trail camera. Taller than the shrub trees. On two feet. Visible for only a second. Emblazed with red.

“Hold on.” I leaned in. “Anyway to back this up?”

“You see something?”

“Yeah, the fucking Big Foot, maybe.” My voice raised and cracked. I hated when I squeaked. “Is this real time? Is it near here?”

“Nah, it’s a PA cam, part of the Sauron program. Just background checks for discrepancies the computer couldn’t identify. The guys wanted some eyeballs to sort out the flags.” He crumpled up the sandwich paper. “Figures you would see Sasquatch.”

“Don’t start.” I warned. All my life I have seen weird shit that nobody believed. Maybe it is from being a man in a woman’s body. Maybe it was the double flat-lines I pulled on the way to the hospital when I was fifteen. But I had encountered ghosts, two I am absolutely positive of – one new-dead and one from the revolutionary war, Texas version. One of my clients swore up and down a demon was stalking her; I took the money because it was green, but by the end, I agreed with her before returning the motherfucker back to hell where he belonged. And, no, there isn’t a body anywhere for blue boys to find. A feral pig hunting trip with friends ended with me hyperfocusing on Big Foot until deer season rolled around.

Jeb shrugged at my words and returned to whatever he was doing.

Jeb had been among the friends when I went four months of bat-shit crazy looking for the furry bastard to show up again. He never believed. Not Big Foot, not the ghosts, and not the demon. Not even after gluing me up after fighting the thing that left claw marks needing his non-tender mercies and sizzled when holy water had been poured over them to cleanse them. At least he accepted me as me, which is more than most of the people I grew up were willing to do, including half my family.

“Alright, let’s back this up.” He closed his last screen, rolled over, and started to hit the keyboard at my station.

“So what is this all about?” I asked as he worked.

“The Sauron project?” Jeb smiled half-way. “Officially the ASE project, or All-Seeing Eye. A group of…” click, click “that should do it. Watch the screen. Of us gray hats got together and decided to see how many publicly available cameras we could put together.”

“Like the dark web?” I glanced at him, before returning my eyes to the screen.

“Nah. We wanted it to be totally legit, a real challenge.” He leaned back, the wheeled chair creaking. “One of the Florida guys from Reddit NotTheseDroids had started the work, and a tech bro from the valley wanted to test out non-AI pattern recognition. We’ve been stitching it together since 2020 and it covers most of the US now. I used it to help you with that car chase in Dallas.

“But the big jump happened when BirdWatcher929 found out about it and joined us. He is trying to find all the birds and helped us link in trail cams. He paid for five servers across the nation to process data so it would never go down in any local disaster, a big investment to link up since this isn’t on the world wide web net. Anyway, several bros are using all the visual data to test out various programs. One guy is doing visual compression and can keep up to a week of data stored.”

“From every public camera?”

“That we can legally access. That’s important, we want this totally legit. A couple college lawyer wanna-bes pop in and are getting us access to public cameras in buildings and oth—What the fuck?” Jeb froze the screen.

It wasn’t a clear shot by any means, but it was large, on two feet, and furry.

Also snouted like a wolf, not a human face.

“Let’s back up.” The keyboard started clicking. A screenshot expanded out, timestamp with location, and he typed Verified good red flag. Anomaly. Investigating species.

“The trailcam group has helped BirdWatcher find thirty species for his lifetime list, which he has driven out to see in person, and the Audubon Society has loved all the dumps we have made for location spottings. In addition, the All-Seeing have been working with other scientists on gathering migratory habits and endangered species information. But this sucker…” The second screen flipped to four packing lots, all with timeframe before the anomaly. Jeb dropped in a search engine, “Come on JeffWishedHeWasThisGood, let’s see how good we have tweaked your crawler.”

“Why are we looking at parking lots?” I snorted a laugh. “Sasquatch doesn’t drive.”

“Eliminate the reasonable before you look into the unreasonable.”

“Fair.” It’s something I always have to do with my investigations. I watched as each of the parking lots, one just inside a State Park entrance, another gravel with a retail store, a paved one looked like next to a fire station with a small airplane strip, and the last was mostly cracked and overgrown, its lines faded with age. People pulled into and out of the first three, faces matching going in and out. Jeb answered questions popping up with “yes store, no search”.

As the shadows lengthened, heading toward the twilight and the countdown to the time stamp of the not-man-maybe-costume-guy siting on the original screen in the screenshot, a nice top-of-the-line SUV pulled into the cracked parking lot. I finally picked out the date, four days ago, about the time I was helping get my client’s daughter and her best friend across state lines under a bright full moon and away from their attackers. The computer grabbed the front license plate, but since Pennsylvania only requires back plates, it was just a vanity plate saying “Run Faster.”

A tall man got out, dark hair curling around his ears, beard shadow but no moustache or sideburns, key in hand. He walked around to the back, leaving the driver’s door open. From the bending over, I bet he was putting the key into a magnetic box under the fender. Returning to the front, he pulled off his shirt and tossed it in. Not much could be seen by the camera because of the door in the way and the glare of the setting sun on the glass, but the man obviously worked out.

I pushed down the jealousy of muscles I wanted and didn’t have.

The rocking motion indicated taking off his shoes and bending over for socks and likely pants. The door closed to show his buck-naked back. No tattoos.

Then no skin, only fur.

“You saw that, right?” I asked.

“Nope. I absolutely did not see that.” Jed’s hand froze over his keyboard. The question hovered on the screen, with a little square of the man’s face…the werewolf’s face. “Store? Y/N; Search? Y/N”

“It’s okay,” I said quietly. “Just say No, No. Lose this, lose the screenshot. Say it was a bear or something.”

“But Kenny,…”

Still talking barely above a breath, afraid to break Jeb. “It’s Pennsylvania. Far from here.”

“I-I…” He stopped with a grunt. Jeb’s eyes darted from the screen to the keyboard and back again.

I pulled his hand away and hit the “N” key twice. “You say everything is on a week back-up.”

“Yeah,” my friend’s voice was flat, “it helped us find two lost hikers last month. Being able to pull things up.”

“Is it seven days at a time, or…?”

He shook his head. “Twelve-hour compressions.”

“Okay, so in three, maybe four, more days this will go away.”

Jeb started shaking.

“Four days you will be safe. Don’t save anything. Don’t flag anything. Mark the anomaly a bear to train the computer not to flag it for others.” I kept talking to him softly, trying to get through his shock. “It is a camera. No one knows it is on the public sites. The download was everything and no one knows anyone would pick out this one thing out of everything. You are good. You are safe.”

“It’s real.”

“Not to you.” I moved my body between him and the screen. “Turn everything off and come home with me tonight. We will do Thanksgiving early. Clean all of this off of us. You will be fine.”

“What if…”

“No, just turn off the computer. Wipe what you need to. Come on now. You don’t want the FBI finding this.”

His eyes lit at the FBI. He understood the FBI. He nodded.

Not as focused as normal, but I watched him close things out, changing the red flag marker. He did a quick search and found two other markers from the same night and area and deleted those as well. A click here and a click there. Eventually all the screens went dark, even the ones which were never dark.

Outside we walked by the woodpile and climbed into my car. We drove past the solar panels keeping the server farm running and dodged his goats, which kept the grass down around them, letting the strong Texas sun provide maximum benefit. He relaxed the further away from the impossible we got.

I wiggled in my seat, double-checking the gun I keep in the back holster. The one with blessed silver bullets if I ever cross paths with a demon again. Dying twice changed my definition of impossible a long time ago.

(Words 2,695; first published 12/22/2025)