Flash: Magical Menace Mode Part Two – Special Meeting


ID 235386222 | Pink Wand © Chernetskaya | Dreamstime.com

Jennie shifted her bag to quickly unbuckle the shoulder strap and hop out of the car as soon as they got to Bill’s house; her dad needed to get to the Sunday evening service. “When will you need pick-up?” he asked as they pulled along the curb.

“Don’t worry about that,” she said, moving like Houdini to extract from the sedan to escape the litany of questions she already had survived—who will be there, is a parent going to be there, what are you planning on doing. “I’ll get Chris to drive me home.”

“I don’t know. It’s February and ice can be tricky, especially for new drivers.”

Stepping out of the car, shouldering her bag, she held the door open a moment to point at the driveway, “No worries, that is the Escalade in the drive, looks like they just arrived, and he has one of the chauffeurs with him.”

“Ah, I see. Robbie. Okay then. Curfew is eleven; tonight is a school night.”

“Daddddd—”

“Do you want it to be the normal nine?”

“Thanks, Dad. I love you lots.” Jennie shoved the door shut and rushed away. Catching up with Chris and his driver as Mrs. Dinniman opened the front door. “Hey Mrs. D! Is Bill upstairs?” Jennie asked as Bill’s mom stepmom stepped aside to let the three of them in and started walking to the staircase.

“Yes, he is. Meghan is already up there. Remember, the door stays open.”

Jennie bounded up the stairs, Chris saying a quick “Mrs. D” before taking them two at a time with his long legs.

The woman welcomed the other adult behind them. “Hello Robert, I was about to put on a kettle for some tea and was planning on catching some Antique Roadshow or CSI. Bill already absconded with the pie, but he left two pieces behind…”

The adult voices faded behind the teenagers as they turned down the “L” shaped hall of the second story. Bill’s bedroom door was open on the left side. Inside, Meghan had shoved piles to the side on Bill’s desk to work on her advanced chemistry class. Bill laid on his stomach on his bed working on the English Shakespeare assignment, swiping through on his tablet. When the other two of the newspaper crew arrived, Bill swung up to armgrip Chris in welcome. They pounded each other’s backs.

Bill and Jennie exchanged awkward glances before a microhug. Jennie continued to walk in to drop her bag beside the chair Meghan was in, hugged Meghan, and then dropped down beside the bag in her normal spot when they met at Bill’s place. Chris and Meghan did a finger wave at each other, before Chris and Bill belly flopped onto the bed, which groaned under their combined weight.

Both of the boys had been shooting up faster than they had been putting on muscle, but Bill was five nine, and Chris passed six foot at the start of Junior year. His father had been a power forward in the NBA, and he still stood at six nine. Chris took after him, even playing the same position in the Washington Wigwams, and though he looked completely stretched out, every last bone was covered in dense lean muscle making him a deadly power forward with the scholarship to his father’s alma mater already sewn up while he was still a Junior.

Meghan rotated the desk chair to face the room. “Alright, what is the big secret that made you drag me out on the one night I had off this week?” She stared at Chris, who was usually the leader of the group.

“Not me this time.” He held up his hands in denial. “Bill said I had to be here. I’m just glad because it gets me an extra day to see if this tooth will heal. My parents are going to kill me when they found out I had another tooth knocked loose on the paint.”

“It’s still loose?” Jennie asked. He had called her last night after he had gotten home from the away game since she was the night owl of the friend group.

“Wiggling like a wigwam.”

“Dude, you got to stop throwing elbows with people.” Bill said beside him.

“Not my fault this time. The Roosters came to Play and Play Hard with home field advantage after the trouncing we gave them last time, and Damien is a monster of a Senior. I think he had gotten held back a year at some point.” Chris touched his front tooth gingerly before smiling. “We still beat them by twenty points.”

“So if not you, then who?” Meghan refocused them.

Jennie raised her hand slowly. “That would be me…mostly…and Bill…kind-of.”

“And why couldn’t this a Discord?”

“Bill, could you…”

“Gotcha.” The seventeen-year-old grabbed one of his pillows and tossed it at the open door, closing it.

Jennie inhaled deeply before putting her backpack into her lap and unzipping the top. “Okay, first off this is yours…” she passed a red-banded wad of one hundred five dollar bills up to where Meghan sat, “and this one is yours.” Jennie tossed another wad to where Chris lay on the bed.

“Jennie…this is.” Meghan fanned the money confirming everything within was fivers. “What is this? Did you rob a bank?”

Chris handled his wad, lifting it up and down with a consideration mask on his face before setting it aside on the bed.  He had a game face firmly in place.

“No. Um.” Jennie looked up at Meghan. “I don’t think so?”

Bill blurted out. “She waved her magic wand and the money appeared.”

“She what now?” “The fuck?”

Jennie pulled out the ostentatious pink plastic wand they had given her at the Christmas party from her backpack and shook it a little. “Bill did a big wish and I waved my magic wand and money appeared.” She nodded to the two wads she had just given out. “There were four piles. Since his wish was for just $500, we figured it was one for each of us. It happened Thursday in the newsroom.”

“You’re kidding,” said Chris after he and Meghan stared at them for a long moment.

“You’re not kidding.” Meghan said seconds later.

“Nope.” “No cap.” “Jinx.”

Silence followed until Bill broke it with, “So….now can we try for enough money to get me a car?”

“No.” Jennie said sharply.

“Hell, no.” said Chris. “Nerd…and nerdettes…if you even need money, let me know. I got you.”

“What is your allowance anyway?” Jennie asked. The group didn’t talk much about Chris’ situation. His dad left the NBA after his mother had a stroke to take over the family pie-making business, which was already two manufacturing bakeries delivering to supermarkets throughout the state. Under his direction, it had expanded to cover four states and was moving to open facilities in a fifth state this summer. The multi-million-dollar company never had taken the stock route to raise capital; the family still owned everything personally. But they worked and worked hard at it, and Chris’ dad insisted he attend public school and made sure the local public school had been worth attending.

“It got changed to a paycheck with I started working after turning sixteen.”

“Your dodging, Stretch.” Meghan complained.

“Forty-three thousand a year.”

“43!” “Your fucking kidding!” “Wow, that is…” The rest of the group sputtered.

“No way that is a part-time salary on the books.” Jennie’s eyes narrowed; she shook the wand at him, enjoying the sparkle and the whoosh of the tinsel tassel.

“I got a bonus for that project we did in seventh grade, encouraging one of the bakeries to go all solar. Remember, we got them to cover the roof.”

“Those big flat manufacturing roofs just beg for solar panels.” Meghan muttered.

“Right, and we got the parking lot covered too since Jennie was going hard in her green phase.” Chris rolled to sit up. “Anyway, you remember the expectation that the break-even would be about five years, if ever? They were worried about maintenance. It was three because they put in the data center in the next county over and drove up everyone’s water and electrical as a result. Even with adjusting for maintenance and repairs, I get ten percent of the savings for the bonus idea as part of my pay because of the ‘We Want Your Ideas’ program to encourage line workers. The bonus only applies to the first five years, so it wasn’t suppose to be anything, but it turned into a big deal with the data center, so I got everything bundled once I turned sixteen in March spread out over my first year’s salary.”

He leaned forward on his knees. “Guys, you were part of the presentation and the research and all of that. You helped make it happen. I was going to wait until summer, but each of you was going to get a quarter of the bonus. Only fair.”

Jennie pulled her legs against her body. “How much?” she whispered.

“Well, after taxes, me and Mr. Pierce in accounting worked it out to be a little under four thousand each.” Chris shrugged. “And it may be more. My job this summer is to implement it for every plant that is cost effective. Right now, I’m working with the planners for the North location to have it all built-in. I was hoping to see if any of you guys would be available to be my assistants come summer. I was still working things out with HR; they don’t want to finalize anything until you are all over seventeen. The laws for sixteen years old make them twitchy.”

“I’m in.” Bill stated immediately.

Laying her head on her knees, Jennie said quietly. “I could…yeah. Not doing fast food again would be nice.”

“I’m already committed to early-in.” Meghan reported. “I’ll be leaving on June 30th.”

Jennie snapped her head around. “You did not sit on telling us that.”

“I did. Because I knew you would be like this.”

Bill held up his hand. “I want it known I do not have any secrets.”

“Other than being bi?” Jennie snapped.

“Hardly a secret.”

Chris held up the bundled cash wad of $500. “I don’t need this and some of you do, why don’t you—”

“Can’t.” Jennie jumped in. “I…it has to go to you. Figure out a charity or something. It…” her eyes unfocused as she tried to figure out what she was feeling, “…if you don’t want it, it has to go to someone with a true need that you…personally…want to help. An individual.” Her eyes cleared as she looked around the room. “That seems to be part of the rules. Small, individual, needs.”

“Oooookay, witchy woman.” Chris got off the bed to put the money into his backpack. “I’ll figure out someone that meets that requirement. I usually donate to the animal shelter and to that eco-group you had hooked me up with, but I don’t think those meet the requirements.” He tucked the money away, then around to sit on the floor opposite Jennie, stretching out his long legs. “Meghan, call us to order.”

“The special meeting of news nerds is called to order at…” Meghan tapped her tablet awake, “…eight thirty-four, Chris Fletcher presiding, Meghan Gomez secretary, Jennie Williams vice president, and Bill Dinniman hosting.”

“Jennie, you called the special meeting.” Chris prompted.

“Well, newflash. I may have a magic wand.” Jennie unfurled her legs and waved the wand again.

“Are you sure?” Meghan asked.

Jennie set the wand between her and Chris. “Not at all. We only have two eye witnesses, and one of them had their eyes closed at the moment the money allegedly materialized. No one else was in the room. But circumstantial evidence points to something unusual and outside the normal laws of physics occurring. I have a personal bias toward magic, so my judgement might be compromised.”

Meghan, Jennie, and Chris looked at Bill. “I was in the room. We were talking about the weekend, I think, and I needed about five hundred dollars for a fundraiser so I could bow out of that, which would free me up to attend the Model United Nations practice. We joked about making the money appear and Jennie, the witch in question, asked me to close my eyes and wish real hard, which I did. The money was for Pierce’s Eagle Scout and after all he had done for me to get mine, I didn’t want to let him down, but Carrie Jones and Eve Rodsky both wanted extra work with MUN and I am trying to figure out which to take to prom and I had to be there too. It was tough and I wished super hard. When I opened my eyes, the money, wrapped in four groups of $500 was on the floor. I don’t believe I was the cause. I have wished numerous times for money and things, and you all know how much I want my own car, and nothing along these lines have ever happened. Evidence would indicate the story lies in a different direction.”

He smirked at everyone. “And, yes, I realize the irony of the photographer having his eyes closed during something this big, but what are you going to do?”

“Jennie,” Chris looked across at her, “Bill here has a reasonable rebuttal against him being the cause of this…”

“Disruption of reality.” Meghan provided.

“Thank you. Disruption of reality. What other things can you report since his eyes were closed.”

“Well, I had the wand in my hand. I had been enjoying listened to the tassel of tinsel whoosh.” She picked up the wand to demonstrate, with a shake. “Once Bill had his eyes closed I said ‘Abracadabra’”—Meghan made a sound, interrupting Jennie, but then said quietly “sorry, continue”—“right, and I circled it around, the floor like this and flicked it.” Jennie demonstrated the movement but nothing happened. “Then there was money.”

“Right,” Chris said. “Meghan, you had something?”

“I was watching the voice to text writing things out and saw the mention of a ‘tassel of tinsel.’” Meghan gestured to the wand. “There isn’t a tassel.”

“Sure there is.” Jennie asserted, waving the wand again, watching the shimmer on the tassel wrapped just below the wand foiled headpiece.

“No,” Chris said gentle, “there is no tassel.”

Jennie looked up at Bill and he answered, “No tassel that I can see.”

“But it is right here!”

“Eyewitness account are the most problematic.” Meghan assured Jennie.

Bill interjected. “But, if it is Magic, for real, maybe she can see something we can’t.”

Chris nodded. “Jennie, describe the wand to us in detail.”

“No, wait,” Meghan said, “let’s all draw the wand as we see it before we get influenced by what she is seeing.”

“Do you have crayons to draw this princess perversion?” Jennie waved her wand again.

“Do I got crayons?” Bill snorted before hopping off his bed and going to his art closet. “Do you want crayons, magic markers, colored pencils, or a camera?”

“No camera,” Meghan said. “We had pictures at Christmas and nothing looked wrong there, so the photo lies. Actually Bill, can you pass a photo around of Jennie with the wand?”

“Sure, let me boot up the monster. I downloaded it from my phone ages ago.” Bill moved to sit in Meghan’s lap, but she hopped out of the way and joined the other two on the floor.

While everything was coming online on his heavily graphics-oriented computer, Meghan stood back up and went to the art closet and pulled out paper for each person. Jennie asked for pencils and Chris for markers. They started drawing while Bill waited to open his computer, get the software up, and searched the files for the Christmas party with the whole high school newspaper and their advisor. “Here is Jennie with her award and gift. Wizard-in-chief.”

“Jennie, do you see a tassel?” Meghan asked.

“Yes.”

“Anyone else, does it look different on the screen than on the floor here?”

Everyone reported no difference.

“Okay, it is nine-thirty. Draw for another ten minutes.” Chris ordered before asking, “Anyone have a ten curfew tonight?”

“I got to kick everyone out at ten-thirty.” Bill said as he started to draw the picture on his screen using his graphics software.”

“I’m good until eleven if you can drive me home, Chris.” Jennie said from where she was curled up against one of Bill’s bookcases drawing.

“I got you covered.” Chris assured her. “How about you Meghan?”

“I can text Mom and say you will drop me off between ten-thirty and eleven.”

“Okay, I such at drawing, this is as good as it gets.” He laid his drawing facedown, then stood up. “I’ll let Mr. Blue know the plan and be right back.”

(words 2,813, first published 2/1/2026)

Magical Menace Mode Series

  1. Magical Menace Mode (1/25/2026)
  2. Magical Menace Mode Part 2: Special Meeting (2/1/2026)

Flash: The All-Seeing Eye

ID 47751479 © Jeff Gabbard | Dreamstime.com

“Hey Jeb, coming in, don’t shoot me.” I shoved the slightly stuck door of the trailer open further with my back, my arms filled, wobbling on what could only generously be called steps to get into Jeb’s fifty-year old mobile home he inherited from his grandfather.

He shouted back. “No promises, unless you brought beer.”

Safe, relatively, with his acknowledgment of my existence, I stepped inside, the mildew scent of inadequate insulation and air conditioning had retreated from overwhelming to only nauseating with the change of the season. Now, the cat piss from the two ferals living under the building beat out the mildew. I would shower once I got home.

“I owe you two six packs, and,” I said as I passed by his work station to head for the kitchen, adding the beer to the piles of shit. Returning from that toxic dump, I continued, “I got one for hanging out.” I stuck an arm out to the faded, splintered plywood masquerading as his porch to pick up the third before heading to the bank of monitors and the half-broken chair he kept for visitors. I moved the library book on North American birds to the ancient fax machine he kept for emergencies. The front door remained cracked, and I promise myself for the hundredth time to measure it and bring him a non-warped door that would swing shut. During the summer, the promise is to keep out the bugs and during the winter to keep out the chill; fall and spring are okay, but even as far off the beaten trail as we are, someone could come by and hear us talking.

And not all business is suitable for just anyone to hear.

I cracked one green can and pass it to him, then popped a second out of the plastic rings for me. Looking over the ten monitors, most had four to a dozen street views., I asked, “What’cha doing?” The two monitors where I sat showed woods.

He knocked back half the can before answering, his eyes not leaving the screen tower before him. “Sauron business.”

“Like that evil dude in Lord of the Rings?”

“Yeah, kind-of, not really.” Jeb’s black eyes flicked my way as he typed a message on one of his keyboards. “But also, none-of-your-business. But speaking of business, if you brought beer, the info panned out.”

“Like a well-oiled iron skillet.” I pulled out an envelope from my jacket. “Here is your part of the haul. Three gift cards, two HEB and one Walmart, fifty each, and the receipt for your property tax being paid for the year.”

“Girls safe?”

“They are out-of-state at least, can’t do much more than that.”

He grunted.

I let the silence stretch between us. Jeb lived alone, very alone, and he only had so many words in him at any time, outside of talking computer, which I don’t speak well. He downed the can, and I finished mine. I cracked him another before getting up.

The hunt for the two boxes of trash bags I left in the kitchen for when I visit didn’t take long; it’s more a matter of excavation than figuring where he might have moved them. Into a clear bag, I dropped as much of the recycling as can fit, tie it off, and toss it out the door in a clatter. Then in a dark bag, I picked up as much of the soiled paper plates, napkins, leftover molded food, and trash-trash as I could lift, cursing under my breath once again about being dumped into a female body and the bum left arm gifted to me by other males who took exception to me dressing like my real sex and beat me within an inch of my life when I was fifteen. Maybe, someday, I’ll pour money into some hormone treatments to help with muscle definition, but I rather spend it other ways for now. Being small had a lot of advantages in my work.

The black trash bag also went out the door. I don’t bother looking into the refrigerator; I had learned that lesson. But I do a quick count of the paper plates and plastic utensils to see if anything needs replacement, and made sure Jeb was eating enough to stay alive. Satisfied he had enough until my Thanksgiving kidnapping, where I drag him out for his seasonal shave, bath, and full meal, I passed through the main room where he worked and slept. The single-wide’s bedroom had his miniature server farm fed by the solar panel array he kept closer to the road. Four of the ten monitors were now dark.

Outside, I move the recycling to the back of my compact and, after repositioning the gun box to the side, put the trash bag into the trunk to take of later. I touch the grip of the Glock in my ankle carry, the Beretta at my back, the dagger set up for a left draw, and the two thin knives built into my jacket. Everything in place and everything in its place.

Returning inside with the lunch I bought on the way, I sat and waited, pouring out half my fried okra and placing the second roast beef sandwich on the folded fast food bag. The first roast beef, with garlic sauce, went into me.

“No, apple pie?” Jeb popped two okra into his mouth as he turned off another monitor.

“They were out; only had peach.”

He grunted and returned to whatever task he had on the final screen. Two always remained up; one monitoring stock markets around the world and the other showing four or so group chats scrolling by. My text window with him is on the bottom with a couple other high school friends he helps out locally, and one old flame he kept hoping will reach out after disappearing during COVID.

He specifically asked me not to look. Same with Harvey. We did anyway. We agreed he didn’t need to know until he was ready.

The two monitors at the station I sat at were for special long-term projects which wouldn’t be turned off until he was done with them. I’ve seen all kinds of things here from architectural designs of buildings around the world to chem trail studies. I looked over the woodland visuals for birds, since he had a book about them. Here and there red outlines popped up from movement, turning to green around plants and blue around animals. Sometimes names appeared, identifying the flora and fauna with Latin designations.  I squinted some as the twilight cast long shadows, seeing if I could identify the stuff before the computer.

Something furry went by the trail camera. Taller than the shrub trees. On two feet. Visible for only a second. Emblazed with red.

“Hold on.” I leaned in. “Anyway to back this up?”

“You see something?”

“Yeah, the fucking Big Foot, maybe.” My voice raised and cracked. I hated when I squeaked. “Is this real time? Is it near here?”

“Nah, it’s a PA cam, part of the Sauron program. Just background checks for discrepancies the computer couldn’t identify. The guys wanted some eyeballs to sort out the flags.” He crumpled up the sandwich paper. “Figures you would see Sasquatch.”

“Don’t start.” I warned. All my life I have seen weird shit that nobody believed. Maybe it is from being a man in a woman’s body. Maybe it was the double flat-lines I pulled on the way to the hospital when I was fifteen. But I had encountered ghosts, two I am absolutely positive of – one new-dead and one from the revolutionary war, Texas version. One of my clients swore up and down a demon was stalking her; I took the money because it was green, but by the end, I agreed with her before returning the motherfucker back to hell where he belonged. And, no, there isn’t a body anywhere for blue boys to find. A feral pig hunting trip with friends ended with me hyperfocusing on Big Foot until deer season rolled around.

Jeb shrugged at my words and returned to whatever he was doing.

Jeb had been among the friends when I went four months of bat-shit crazy looking for the furry bastard to show up again. He never believed. Not Big Foot, not the ghosts, and not the demon. Not even after gluing me up after fighting the thing that left claw marks needing his non-tender mercies and sizzled when holy water had been poured over them to cleanse them. At least he accepted me as me, which is more than most of the people I grew up were willing to do, including half my family.

“Alright, let’s back this up.” He closed his last screen, rolled over, and started to hit the keyboard at my station.

“So what is this all about?” I asked as he worked.

“The Sauron project?” Jeb smiled half-way. “Officially the ASE project, or All-Seeing Eye. A group of…” click, click “that should do it. Watch the screen. Of us gray hats got together and decided to see how many publicly available cameras we could put together.”

“Like the dark web?” I glanced at him, before returning my eyes to the screen.

“Nah. We wanted it to be totally legit, a real challenge.” He leaned back, the wheeled chair creaking. “One of the Florida guys from Reddit NotTheseDroids had started the work, and a tech bro from the valley wanted to test out non-AI pattern recognition. We’ve been stitching it together since 2020 and it covers most of the US now. I used it to help you with that car chase in Dallas.

“But the big jump happened when BirdWatcher929 found out about it and joined us. He is trying to find all the birds and helped us link in trail cams. He paid for five servers across the nation to process data so it would never go down in any local disaster, a big investment to link up since this isn’t on the world wide web net. Anyway, several bros are using all the visual data to test out various programs. One guy is doing visual compression and can keep up to a week of data stored.”

“From every public camera?”

“That we can legally access. That’s important, we want this totally legit. A couple college lawyer wanna-bes pop in and are getting us access to public cameras in buildings and oth—What the fuck?” Jeb froze the screen.

It wasn’t a clear shot by any means, but it was large, on two feet, and furry.

Also snouted like a wolf, not a human face.

“Let’s back up.” The keyboard started clicking. A screenshot expanded out, timestamp with location, and he typed Verified good red flag. Anomaly. Investigating species.

“The trailcam group has helped BirdWatcher find thirty species for his lifetime list, which he has driven out to see in person, and the Audubon Society has loved all the dumps we have made for location spottings. In addition, the All-Seeing have been working with other scientists on gathering migratory habits and endangered species information. But this sucker…” The second screen flipped to four packing lots, all with timeframe before the anomaly. Jeb dropped in a search engine, “Come on JeffWishedHeWasThisGood, let’s see how good we have tweaked your crawler.”

“Why are we looking at parking lots?” I snorted a laugh. “Sasquatch doesn’t drive.”

“Eliminate the reasonable before you look into the unreasonable.”

“Fair.” It’s something I always have to do with my investigations. I watched as each of the parking lots, one just inside a State Park entrance, another gravel with a retail store, a paved one looked like next to a fire station with a small airplane strip, and the last was mostly cracked and overgrown, its lines faded with age. People pulled into and out of the first three, faces matching going in and out. Jeb answered questions popping up with “yes store, no search”.

As the shadows lengthened, heading toward the twilight and the countdown to the time stamp of the not-man-maybe-costume-guy siting on the original screen in the screenshot, a nice top-of-the-line SUV pulled into the cracked parking lot. I finally picked out the date, four days ago, about the time I was helping get my client’s daughter and her best friend across state lines under a bright full moon and away from their attackers. The computer grabbed the front license plate, but since Pennsylvania only requires back plates, it was just a vanity plate saying “Run Faster.”

A tall man got out, dark hair curling around his ears, beard shadow but no moustache or sideburns, key in hand. He walked around to the back, leaving the driver’s door open. From the bending over, I bet he was putting the key into a magnetic box under the fender. Returning to the front, he pulled off his shirt and tossed it in. Not much could be seen by the camera because of the door in the way and the glare of the setting sun on the glass, but the man obviously worked out.

I pushed down the jealousy of muscles I wanted and didn’t have.

The rocking motion indicated taking off his shoes and bending over for socks and likely pants. The door closed to show his buck-naked back. No tattoos.

Then no skin, only fur.

“You saw that, right?” I asked.

“Nope. I absolutely did not see that.” Jed’s hand froze over his keyboard. The question hovered on the screen, with a little square of the man’s face…the werewolf’s face. “Store? Y/N; Search? Y/N”

“It’s okay,” I said quietly. “Just say No, No. Lose this, lose the screenshot. Say it was a bear or something.”

“But Kenny,…”

Still talking barely above a breath, afraid to break Jeb. “It’s Pennsylvania. Far from here.”

“I-I…” He stopped with a grunt. Jeb’s eyes darted from the screen to the keyboard and back again.

I pulled his hand away and hit the “N” key twice. “You say everything is on a week back-up.”

“Yeah,” my friend’s voice was flat, “it helped us find two lost hikers last month. Being able to pull things up.”

“Is it seven days at a time, or…?”

He shook his head. “Twelve-hour compressions.”

“Okay, so in three, maybe four, more days this will go away.”

Jeb started shaking.

“Four days you will be safe. Don’t save anything. Don’t flag anything. Mark the anomaly a bear to train the computer not to flag it for others.” I kept talking to him softly, trying to get through his shock. “It is a camera. No one knows it is on the public sites. The download was everything and no one knows anyone would pick out this one thing out of everything. You are good. You are safe.”

“It’s real.”

“Not to you.” I moved my body between him and the screen. “Turn everything off and come home with me tonight. We will do Thanksgiving early. Clean all of this off of us. You will be fine.”

“What if…”

“No, just turn off the computer. Wipe what you need to. Come on now. You don’t want the FBI finding this.”

His eyes lit at the FBI. He understood the FBI. He nodded.

Not as focused as normal, but I watched him close things out, changing the red flag marker. He did a quick search and found two other markers from the same night and area and deleted those as well. A click here and a click there. Eventually all the screens went dark, even the ones which were never dark.

Outside we walked by the woodpile and climbed into my car. We drove past the solar panels keeping the server farm running and dodged his goats, which kept the grass down around them, letting the strong Texas sun provide maximum benefit. He relaxed the further away from the impossible we got.

I wiggled in my seat, double-checking the gun I keep in the back holster. The one with blessed silver bullets if I ever cross paths with a demon again. Dying twice changed my definition of impossible a long time ago.

(Words 2,695; first published 12/22/2025)

Flash: D is for Done

ID 339656677 ©
Ulrich Allgaier | Dreamstime.com

I hate my life.

I have never sung so long for anyone in my life. Not even the one person in my Composer line who died since I became the Diva; he had been forty-two when the heart attack took him. Rosalynn is ninety-six. At some point, someone had turned on the light for the conference room. The sun had set long ago. Tears pour from my eyes, soaking my work blouse.

For sorrow and grief and loss.

For greatness and compassion; sympathy and determination.

For pain.

From exhaustion.

At last the keening drops to how she will die. Quietly, at home, holding her husband’s hand. The last words she will hear is how much he loves her.

The wail ends. In two days, the lady I and my sisters just sang for will pass beyond the veil.

Damn she had accomplished a lot for a peanut farmer’s wife.

The song is finally done.

I collapse.

Someone catches me before I hit the soft beige carpet.

How?

Why?

No one should be stupid enough to be here. In a room where a banshee is singing.

I had been looking forward to falling on the carpet. I never had had carpet before at the end of a wail. Falling on linoleum hurts. The carpet had looked so soft when I had snuck in here.

I try to focus my eyes on the face, squinting through the tears and exhaustion. The room swims around black eyes. The thin red line beneath them moves, but my ears aren’t working after being exposed to a banshee wail for so long. We are not immune to our own magic. Hence reason number one of why I hate my life. Insanity runs through banshee lines like the Dublin Marathon. I wonder what the person said.

A cloth runs over my face, drying it. I sniffle to get a scent. My eyes aren’t clear enough to see death right now, and I certainly can’t hear the person’s life song the way my ears feels all pressured-and-hurting. Smell is the easiest, but all I smell is snot. They hold the cloth over my nose after my sniffle, so I blow on it like a five-year old child. I feel the vibration from them talking against my skin before they lay me the super soft floor. Oh, to have money for this type of carpet in my studio apartment.

I practice breathing. I hum a note and it HURTS. No talking tomorrow.

At least, it is a Saturday.

Maybe I will be able to talk by Monday.

I’d hate to use sick leave the first week I qualify for it.

The person comes back and starts cleaning my face and neck with wet paper towels, and the cool wet slimy things feel absolutely wonderful.

I might be running a fever.

When the person lifts me up to a sitting position, I grab an arm to steady myself against the dizzy of blown out eardrums as they turn my head down so I only see the arm.

A male arm clad in really, really nice fabric. Like fabric that only comes in custom-made suits. Oops. Someone from the fifth floor.

Well, duh, I am on the fifth floor. Of course it would be one of the insurance company’s administrators. I am so going to quit from embarrassment. And I just finished my ninety-day probation!

(In case you are wondering, because people ask banshees these types of questions all the time, yes, a person can die of embarrassment. It is extremely rare, but we have a tune for it so it happened at least once.)

Are they…???

Ick…he is licking my ear!

Tongue in ear, gross.

I try to pull away, but he has a firm grip on my jaw and turns me so he can lick my other ear.

Lick INSIDE my other ear!

Oh god, oh god, oh god … wait, I can hear me whining!

That’s new.

I thought I would be deaf for a while. It’s a common-side effect after banshees use their powers. Like not being able to talk. We all learn sign language at a young age. More for others, when our voices drop into the death wail cords, but it has other uses too.

He lets go of my face and just supports my shoulders. I can squirm but breaking his grip is out of the question.

Now banshees aren’t the strongest of the supernaturals, in fact we are WAY down on that list, but we are still stronger than normal humans. Okay, maybe not me right now, exhausted as I am, physically, magically. I still can’t focus the eyes, and I can’t hear the person’s living song even though I can hear the building’s heat kicking in.

But I think I am calm enough that I am not longer crying. No, I am not certain; I’m exhausted, okay? I sniff again.

Ash, soil, stone. Specifically, crematory ash, grave soil, and tomb stone. Ash, soil, and stone smell different once death touches them.

Vampire.

Lugh-bless-it, he is one of the owners or progenies thereof.

Forget retirement, I will earn that embarrassment death tune for myself. I blush as only a redhead of Irish descent can.

I hate my life.

(words 875; first published 4/6/2025)

Ymir’s Songs series

  1. Fifteen Minutes (10/09/2022)
  2. Song for Rosalyn (11/26/2023)
  3. D is for Done (4/6/2025)

Flash: Hyperfocus

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The light rap of knuckles on the door was swiftly followed by “Hey, you okay?”

Blinking back into this side of reality from the weird notes some crazy person had scribbled in some old Dragon magazines, I looked over at Mica. “Yeah, sure.”

“Just wondering. I hadn’t heard anything from you since the honeymoon.” They leaned against the doorframe. “You not upset about me moving out or anything?”

“Why on earth would I be upset about you moving out?” I chuckled. “Lord help us both if Dave and I had to live under the same roof more than two days running.”

They rolled their eyes, clearly remembering a few times, their then-fiancé crashed at our place on long holiday weekends. Dave and I are friends, better friends at a distance. Just because he married my best friends does not invoke best-friend-adjacent privileges. “So, then why? No text, no call. You give a non-bi person the worries.”

A smile creased my face. “Sorry, I got a new hyperfocus.”

I don’t know what they read into the smile and words, but they frowned; their eyebrows did the little fencing with each other. “Have you been eating?”

“Um…”

“Today, have you eaten today?”

“No?” I apologized. “I think. What day is today?”

“Thursday, I got back Tuesday.”

“Um, then definitely no.” I waved at the three empty glasses on the table next to the pile of magazines I have been pouring over. “But I am hydrated at least.”

“Thank mercy for small blessings.” They shook their head. “Let’s get some scrambled eggs into you and you can tell me all about it.”

“Be right there.”

“Now, genius.”

“I promise, you go ahead.” After waiting to make sure they walked away, I gathered the magazines up. Tapping them into a neat pile, I placed them into special briefcase I bought just for the forty-year-old publications and snapped it close. I checked once to make sure the lock held. I then tucked it under my desk and muttered a few short words under my breath.

The case faded from sight.

Between my study and the kitchen, my brain exploded into a thousand different directions on what to tell Mica.

“You are so lucky you are rich, Janis.” Mica said as they pulled out butter, eggs, and bread from my refrigerator. “How much work have you missed this week?”

“Oh, I got fired about three weeks ago.” Shrugging, I hopped onto one of stool lining the green marble island. “Missed too much work helping getting the wedding together.”

“What?” They spun my direction, spatula at the ready, threatening me like it was a sword … or a wand. “You didn’t tell me?”

“What? Like I wanted to stock shelves each day after I finished the bookkeeping because Bossing-Boss-Boss was like, ‘you are salary, you are working forty hours’? Fuck that. I’m not a quitter, but I wasn’t going to fight stupidity.”

After breaking the eggs into a bowl, Mica passed the bowl to me with a fork to mix it up just the way I like it while they got the butter sizzling in my cast iron frying pan. “Alright, then what next?”

“Oh, I haven’t decided.” I pushed the bowl to them. “Do I want to travel a little?” The speculation lining that question surprised me. … Do I want to travel?

“You hate travel.”

“Yeah, but I lost a roommate to the love of their life,” I ran the words through my head trying to figure out what I was thinking, “maybe I should go looking for mine?” That wasn’t it, but it wasn’t not-it. Love could be a sidequest.

“Really Janis?” Mica looked impressed. Then frowned, the eyebrows bowing and engaging like two Olympic fencers, “What aren’t you telling me? What the fuck is your hyperfocus?”

“Magic.”

I can’t believe I blurted it out like that.

“Like the Gathering? I go away for a week and Daniel gets you into that crack?” They scraped the eggs onto my favorite green plate and started browning the toast in the pan. The long-suffering sigh carried fifteen years of witnessing me collecting hobbies. “How many packs have you bought?”

“None.”

They stopped the eyebrow war long enough to raise one of the perfectly plucked blades high in disbelief.

“No really,” I assured them. “I’m talking about real magic, not cards.”

“What, like witchcraft? Wiccan or something like that?”

Toast buttered from the pan, three eggs with pepper, no salt, slid back to me while they put the bowl and utensils in the dishwasher and the butter and leftover eggs back into the fridge. “No, and not satanism or hoodoo or anything like that, although I have been doing some side research into those to figure out how this works.” I dug in and ate my first forkful.

And forgot to talk until the plate was cleared.

“How long since you last ate?” The sarcasm dripped like juice from a squeezed lemon.

“Shut up.”

They chuckled and took the plate back to add to the dishwasher.

They didn’t offer anything else. I hate getting a heavy belly when I am focused, which usually means I dropped five to ten pounds during a hyperfocus initial onset. At least I had learned to stay hydrated. Two hospital visits to for IVs to force fluids after collapsing had made me put some serious preventive measures in place.

Speaking of which …

“I need to refill my drinks.” I got off the stool and pulled out theirs for them to sit on. “Let me grab my glasses and set up for tonight’s session.”

“You’re not planning on sleeping tonight?”

Pausing in the doorway in the hall leading to my half of the house, I closed my eyes to test how heavy they were. With food in my belly, they had lead weights attached to them. But I got them open. “Alright, I will be setting up the drinks for tomorrow. Satisfied Mixtrix busybody?”

“Very.” They waved their hands in a ‘shoo’ fashion. “Off you go.”

The briefcase remained hidden by its cloaking. I moved it to a different location behind a bookcase, then gathered my glasses from the table and the four sealed, empty bottles on the floor and the hot chocolate mug beside my reading chair. Eight was a bit much to juggle, but cantrips would work long enough from the study to the kitchen.

May as well show off. Then the real explanations can begin. “Upsa daisy.” With four vessels in hand, the rest figured out what I wanted and hovered like a constellation of moons around the lightly glowing green center mass of glassware.

I inhaled deeply and returned to the kitchen.

(words 1114; first published 2/23/2024)

Ye Olde Dragon Magazines Series

  1. Smol Snak 2/16/2025
  2. Hyperfocus 2/23/2025

Flash: The Back Room Part 3

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When the landlord closed the door behind him, hiding the Back Room from the mayhem of the harvest festival overflow happening in the front, Nigel jumped out of his seat and took a few steps over the Ashall woolen knotted carpet likely brought across the ocean on a Zeriff ship. “No, we should—”

“No?” Matthews firmly interrupted, pulling the younger man up short, like he was a squire again. “My lands, Sir.”

“Yes, your Grace.” Nigel froze his movement, perhaps for the first time since his horse arrived three hours ago, dropping his eyes to his boots in a short nod. “My apologies.”

“Apologies are only worth their weight in adjustment of behavior.”

“Yes, your Grace.” Nigel widened his stance, properly bowing his head and clasping his hands behind his back. Many a time he had heard those words, and he knew Matthews would accept only one response. “How may I amend my discourtesy?”

Waiting, the young man felt the stare on his head, like a sword across the neck, even though his old knight never rose from his chair. Behind him, he heard silks and cottons rustle. Heat rose up his neck, the blush fortunately hidden under his carvat and the high neck of this riding jacket. To be corrected in front of a peasant! Worse, to DESERVE to be corrected.

“Help the Mistress remove her boots.” Matthews ordered. “I know I taught you how to properly care for the boots and blisters of a hard march. Dismissed.”

Nigel flinched at the emotional emptiness of the last word. He hated that desolation of emotions while in the field at age ten, he hated it now, fourteen years later. And he hated himself for mastering the same tone shortly after he was knighted at seventeen when he needed the tent cleared and the men of his unit to be about their business. He had hoped his fighting years were behind him after he served the required ten years Jackel demanded, but with the recall to family lands, he knew family requirements would again burden his shoulders.

He spun neatly to see the woman had raised her skirts to her knees, the clay from the hems flaking off either side onto the towels laid out by the keep’s sons. The clay caked the boots over the foot laces and up to the third of four buckles on the calves. Streaks of mud disappeared into the fabric hiding her thighs. The Crew of Crew, Zeriff’shaZeriff, whatever her real name was, attempted with shaking fingers to unbuckle the top right buckle.

Her head tilted slightly up to glare at him. Daring him to come closer, the poison in her eyes hidden behind the veil. “Your Grace,” her travel roughened voice whispered from her precarious position, “I couldn’t … wouldn’t presume.”

“Please Mistress,” Matthews smooth voice gave no hint of shouting orders at troops for thirty years, before Jackel had let his uncle retire shortly after Nigel’s officer ceremony. “I assure you, my ex-ward is well-versed in bandaging wounded feet. If you are to get to Blackstone, you have another two days travel, four maybe even five if you rejoin your caravan, depending on how many gifts your country has sent for the royal wedding.”

Nigel watched her shoulders sag within the Kylar bodice; it lacked the shoulder padding found in the Mysentte fashion. He vastly preferred the Kylar fashion for the mobility allowed both men and women, and for the thinner tops in the warmer climate. Some fabric worn by the matriarchs was thin to the point of being translucent under the netted supporting bodice.

“Very well,” she said. For the first time, she turned her head completely to Nigel. “Thank you. Lesh modula ever.”

Ma’ke.” Nigel responded as he sunk to his knees upon the towels. He moved the bowl of water aside, to better access the boots. Up close, as he worked the soaked and stretched buckles loose, he noticed how the boniness of her knees, the lack of imprint or dye painting on the boots, and the mud coating the underlayers of her skirts.

Had she hike the outer layers over her head, or removed them entirely until she had reached the outskirts of Climb’s Start.

When the fourth buckle gave way, he pulled the top apart, widening it, revealing a ring of blisters around the top of her calf where the wet leather had rested. Assessment of the layers of mud covering the laces on the bottom had him reaching for the top towel of the pile left by the keep’s family. After wetting it in the bowl, he started wiping the clay away.

Nigel felt remorse for judging the woman so harshly. No harrigan would have walked herself to blisters and her gloves to shreds to prevent her horse from getting a split hoof after it threw a shoe as she guided it through a foreign country. Lesson number a hundred and fifty on the subject of never make assumptions. Someday he will learn it.

He heard the innkeep come in with their food, the woman thanked the keep for the heated spiced wine and the small basket of broken bread and cheese as he placed it on the settee beside her. She nibbled small bits from the basket by burrowing a hand under her veil and getting the food to her mouth. She left the mulled wine on the table Matthews had been keeping his books. Over his head, once the food had arrived, the Zeriff asked Matthews what Blackstone was like and if he knew any of the wedding plans.

Did Matthews know about the wedding plans? Nigel snorted as the polite discussion continued. She sidestepped Matthews’ first questions about the largesse within the bride gifts her country was sending to the royal wedding. Surprise for the crown and safety for the travel were her excuses. Blackstone, being the winter castle for the kingdom had fewer visitors than Redstone, but still had few political secrets to hide, ended up being the least fraught topic they settled on. Searching questions about the gardens, mountain roads to there, and how the split of the castle worked for both guests and hosts for the genders, kept the conversation light, yet meaningful.

After clearing enough of the mud to untie the boot lacing across the top of the inset on both the boots and getting the left boot unbuckled, he slipped the left one off first since that was the one he had in hand, to find a not quite emaciated leg, much much thinner than legs of the court ladies Nigel had the pleasure being close enough to view.  Rashes, ulcers, and blisters furthered marred his favorite body part to have wrapped around his waist. Arm hugs came a close second. A rolled down, scrunched sock, silk, not thick wool, dyed in a mix of dark and bright red liquid clung around her toes. The boot sloshed.

He poured the noxious mix of leather-spoiled water, sweat, blister fluid, and blood into the bucket, then worked the second boot off. Zeriff’shaZeriff panted quietly above him to hold back a moan.

Looking up, Nigel finally caught a clear view of her eyes. Bloodshot from pain, the brown held a golden undertone. Too much yellow to be anything but magic, but a woman powerful enough to travel on her own would be expected to hold some. Not a full green, as was the case of most of the females chosen for the Roadsky Queens, nor the gold of the most powerful witches, but enough undertones to lead a caravan of merchants delivering a bridal gift to a royal wedding from a pirate kingdom.

No man had yellow in his eyes, nor green. Nigel’s were pure blue, like his brothers and his father.

He wanted to paint those eyes and lost himself in the gradations of color, somehow enhanced rather than spoiled by the tired bloodshot color of what was normally white. His fingers twitched on leather, wanting a palette and brush instead.

“Add about half the tea leaves and marigold flowers, and a quarter of the salt to the water.”

“What, huh?”

The woman’s tired voice repeated instructions to prepare the water to cleanse wounds.

“Right.” Nigel said, setting aside the boot he had been holding.

(words 1,385; first published 2/13/2025)

The Back Room series

  1. The Back Room (1/19/2025)
  2. The Back Room Part 2 (2/2/2025)
  3. The Back Room Part 3 (2/9/2025)