Flash: Pizza and Movie Night

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“Pizza and movie night!” Jae belly flops on the sofa beside me.

I nod happily, reaching for my phone to order when it buzzes with an incoming text and then an emergency alert. I’m afraid to look but swipe it out of habit.

*Zombie apocalypse*

I show it to Jae.

“Nooooo,” they moan rolling over to reach for their ever-present machete, “It was pizza night.”

“Maybe we can end it quick?” I said hopefully, walking over to where we store the sawed off shotguns.

“Let’s head to Pizza Guy and Fries first and make sure they are okay.”

Few things were more important to Jae than pizza, and if I was honest, me too, so I planned out the route in my head.

(first published 1/26/2021; words 123)

Pizza and movie night series
Pizza and Movie Night (2/21/2021)
Pizza and Movie Night Part 2 (3/7/2021)
Mop Up Part 1 (Pizza and Movie Night Part 3) (4/4/2021)
Mop Up Part 2 (Pizza and Movie Night Part 4) (4/18/2021)

Visitor at Movie Night (Pizza and Movie Night – A Flash) (5/23/2021)

Flash: Gas Station Killer 2 – Station Attendant

Photo by Jean-Christophe Gougeon on Unsplash

The shadows were all skewed for a good look-see, but the body was clearly posed. Brooke pushed the body, a bit of give, but not much. Rigor mortis makes the body hard to pose after a time. The body seemed to be working toward the full rigor, not away. Stiff fingers, with the lividity at the tips and on her calves and thighs indicated somewhere in the seven-to-nine-hour range in the July heat, at her best experienced guess.

“Have you called the cops yet?” Brooke’s boss asked over the phone.

“Not yet,” she responded. “After the last robbery, you said always call you first, then nine one one, if I wanted to keep my job.” Not that she would obey that directive in an actual emergency, but whoever this woman was, an extra hour wouldn’t make a difference now.

“Don’t be a fucking idiot. Call the cops.” He yelled.

“Well, consider yourself called,” Brooke said, pulling the phone away from her ear and hitting the red button, then dialing 911. After an operator answered, she said, “Yes, I would like to report a dead body. No need to send an ambulance or fire truck. Just the police. The body is cold.” She figured they still might send all the emergency services but may as well try to save the tax payers some money. After giving them the address of the gas station, she moved away from the body, closing the door. The operator assured her police would be arriving shortly. “Of course.” Brooke hung up after assuring the person she was in a safe place.

The cops took nearly two hours to get here after the armed robbery on New Years. Before that, ejecting some druggies from the store was closer to four and only happened because the boss showed up for his shift on Monday and pulled a full Indian man fit, screaming about “My taxpayer dollars this” and “My business impact that.”

Once they got here, the police would be forever with a body.

Setting aside the cleaning equipment, Brooke got into her sedan and moved it to the shopping center next door to get it out of the crime scene range. She wanted to be able to leave work when her shift ended and hoped she moved the car far enough. Hopping the three steps of the concrete and soil between the two paved areas, Brook returned to the bathroom side of the building.

No cops yet.

She moved two piles of empty plastic boxes to the area between the men and women bathrooms, then reopened the men’s bath. Nothing could be done for the women’s side, but morning shift would need at least one working bathroom.

She was rising off her long gloves in the sink after spending time up to her elbows in the toilet unplugging the blockage caused by the vomit when flashing red and blue lights finally arrived.

Stepping outside the mostly cleaned bathroom, she peeled off her gloves, pushed her dark hair back where it had escaped her braid, and pulled out her phone. Just under forty-five minutes. Not bad for this end of town. She nodded to the uniform as he came over.

“Did you call 911?”

“Yes, the body is over here.” She stepped around the plastic barrier which had kept most of the hose water on the right side.

“Don’t touch anything.”

Brooke rolled her eyes. “Look, I opened the door to find the body. I touched her for the no pulse, no breathing check. If you want, you can take my fingerprints, Lord knows half the world has them already.” She opened the woman’s bathroom door to show the body inside.

The officer quickly looked away. The woman had been posed taking a shit. Her pants and underwear hung around her ankles. She had been leaned back against the tank, with her hands resting against her legs, but angled so the cuts across the wrists and the two vertical hacks along the arms aimed all escaping blood into the toilet. Something Brooke appreciated from whomever the killer was.

She didn’t appreciate the body dump, but at least they didn’t leave a mess.

“You okay?” Brooke asked, as the man swallowed. “Please don’t throw up, I just finished cleaning the bathroom.” She touched his arm. “It’s your first time, isn’t it?”

The officer turned his back and walked a couple steps toward his unit, coughing, staring up into the lights, and Brooke followed.

“Are you okay?”

“Yes, yes.” The man shook his head. “How can you be so calm about this?”

“I work hospice for my second job,” Brooke shrugged, “I see a lot of dead bodies.”

“Must be nice,” he stuttered when he realized his words. “I mean, not nice, but the…” He ran out of words.

“Got you. It’s okay.” She patted his arm. “It’s never easy, even when it is expected.” How many times had she had to say those words? “Do you need to report this?” Already after three thirty, if she was going to escape at five, things needed to get moving.

“Yeah, yeah.” He blinked. “Um, yeah.” He opened the door to his car and climbed in for the radio.

“If it is not too much trouble, could you turn off the lights?” Brooke raised an arm to shield her eyes while he pulled the mic to his mouth. She really didn’t care one way or the other, but the boss would appreciate them off since they tended to chase off business, which should begin picking up soon for the people who made the donuts and all the early morning fast food up and down restaurant row made their way to work.

He nodded. “Sure.” And leaned forward to click something on his dash.

With the lights off, she returned to the men’s bathroom and pulled on the smaller gloves for the final scrub down.

“I hope you didn’t destroy any evidence.” A deeper, more confident voice spoke behind her while she wound the hose up. A second set of lights had arrived a few seconds ago, but they had been placed on the dash of a compact, instead of mounted on a government vehicle, so the new person likely came from homicide. Probably just tumbled out of bed, but he was here.

At last, things were moving. Brooke turned around and looked up, drawing a sharp breath. Damn, this one was pretty, especially in the rumpled, I didn’t get enough sleep after a Friday Night and the sun isn’t up yet on Saturday kind-of way.

(words 1,093; first published 11/13/2023)

Gas Station Killer Series

  1. Bathroom Break (appears in blog at 2/7/2021)
  2. Station Attendant (appear in blog at 2/14/2021)
  3. It’s a Gas (appear in blog 4/11/2021)

Flash: Gas Station Killer 1 – Bathroom Break

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Brooke paused her true crime podcast as the three drunk co-eds stumbled back into the tight gas station store to trade keys.

“Sorry,” the largest of the three said, handing over the key attached to a large wooden dowel over a foot long, “we missed a bit.” Behind him, his friends snickered. All three smelled even more sour than before. One had vomit speckling on his shirt, and she bet the wet spots on all their pants wasn’t from water splashing back as they washed their hands.

She took the key between two fingers and set it aside under the counter, then retrieved the guy’s key she had demanded as a hostage so they wouldn’t forget to return the men’s bathroom key. The boss already needed to replace the women’s lock which had been broken for a month; he had said the next missing key would come out of her paycheck. Being the only one willing to work the drunk hours of Friday and Saturday night, Brooke disproportionally had “lost” keys as the drunks forgot and drove off with key and the big honking piece of wood the boss attached to it so people wouldn’t accidentally forget.

“Might I recommend calling an Uber?” she said as she passed over the keys.

“Nah, they don’t run at this hour.” The co-ed scooped up his keys, swaying. “Besides, I hardly drank anything tonight. I was the designated driver. Only three beers.” He held up two fingers.

Before or after the whiskey I smell on your breath? Brooke thought but didn’t say out loud, very conscious of being a woman alone. She shifted to feel her concealed carry at her back and the knife in her boot sheathe. “Well, drive safe. And Happy Independence Day Weekend.”

“You too.” The guy and his friends waved as they walked out to their car.

Unwilling to face the cleanup, she clicked back on her podcast and returned to restocking the smokes for the morning shift. Only after power walking around the parking lot five times after two o’clock did Brooke break out the hose and bucket to investigate what “missed a bit” meant. She moved to the side of the building away from the main road. Using the wiped down key, she unlocked the door and opened the men’s room, then slammed it shut before grabbing breaths through her mouth.

“Well, that can wait until I get the girls done. I hope morning appreciates everything I do for them.”

Brooke pushed the mop, bucket, and cleaner over to the women’s door. Frowning at the broken light set above the door, she wondered when their cheapskate owner would pay for fixing things. She opened the door.

“Fuck.”

Reaching in, she checked to see what level of shitstorm had just hit her life. Nothing moved under her fingers. She pulled out her phone, looked at the signal and the battery life, then clicked the speed dial for her boss. It went to voice mail after five rings. Brooke hung up and retried. On the seventh cycle, he answered.

“It’s two forty in the fucking morning. There better be a dead body.”

“There is.” Brooke reported.

“What?” came a groggy reply.

“A dead body.” Brooke leaned against the doorframe studying the dead female as best she could in the glaring light angling in from the pumps either side of the gas station’s building island. “Someone dumped a body in the girls bathroom.”

(words 573; first published 11/13/2023)

Gas Station Killer Series

  1. Bathroom Break (appears in blog at 2/7/2021)
  2. Station Attendant (appear in blog at 2/14/2021)
  3. It’s a Gas (appear in blog 4/11/2021)

Flash: Queen Invites Wizard (Duty Calls Part 1)

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Being thrown against a wall, an arm against her throat was unexpected, but Ezra just lifted an eyebrow, staring down her attacker. Behind the dark eyes and thick black hair of the tall male, she heard her guards shouting, “My Lady” and “Your Majesty” but she did not break eye contact before he turned his head to the side as those guarding her rushed forward. The wizard used his other arm to reach out, green ropes of eldritch energy sliding off his fingers to wrap her guardsmen, lifting them even higher than the six inches he easily held her above the ground with one arm.

After two children and over five years on the throne playing politics and its countless state dinners, intimate crony teas, working lunches, and late-night emergency-solving with snacks instead of needed sleep, her weight was no small thing and she shivered at the strength Malik showed. Still, it was time to end this. “Enough,” she croaked, lightly tapping two quick taps then gripping for a slow squeeze against his arm. Malik turned his head back toward the queen, his lips peeling back from white, perfect teeth in a snarl. “Enough,” she repeated with the little air she had left, spiting the soft word, her eyes narrowing.

His head twitched to the side with annoyance, but he let her and her guardsmen down to the marbled inlaid floor, her descent far more gentle than the quick cut off of magic which sent her men and women tumbling. When her red-suited guard moved to close, Ezra lifted her hand, palm out. “No, leave us.”

“Your Majesty!” Venold protested, as was proper for the deputy of shift. According to law, Erza only could be left alone in her quarters, and even then, they were to be searched every two hours.

She gathered her dignity, tucking her gray streak behind her left ear. “You, my council chambers,” Ezra commanded, pointed at the black clothed man and then to an elaborately carved door further down the corridor. Then she softened her voice to speak to the shift deputy, “Two on the door, plus one runner. No more than that.” The queen snapped a finger of her gloved hand against the dark red cuff at her wrist. “I am safe. This one is sworn to me.”

Malik barked a laugh but could not deny the truth.

Venold’s sword hissed as she sheathed it before drawing blood, the magic angry. The guard’s face was masked in expression equally angry. “He wears the mark of Oodom.”

“That he does.” Ezra snapped her jacket in place over her skirts. “As he should.” She raised an eyebrow hoping the young woman, recently raised to shift deputy could do the simple arithmetic of two plus two. Only one wizard who wore the mark of Oodom swore fealty to the House of the Mountain Knives.

Understanding did not light her eyes, but her head did bow in obedience. The older woman turned and swirled her skirts past the black robes, the fabrics touching a moment, blood red silks and silver embroidery against black linen and gold thread. The wizard smirked and winked an eye at the guard before following the queen. The guard gripped the silver-skull pommel of her naazeen blade.

If Malik had returned, Ezra would need to reacquaint her guards with their duties in relation to the crown’s wizard.

Mostly, just keep the hell out of his way.

She entered the council chambers, leaving the heavy wooden door open behind her and circled the octagon table to her seat, the furthest from the only official door into the chamber. The other one hidden by the tapestries behind her would have a guard shortly, likely Venold herself. But that didn’t matter to her as much as the young-appearing man gliding into the room. She pulled out her chair, it’s size and carvings as elaborate as the other seven around the table except for the delicate gold enameling on the crown on the backpiece, and sat on the hard seat. Her grandfather had all the padding removed from the seats to shorten council meetings, and her father and her hadn’t changed that particular discomfort after reading about just how long and often the now two-hour weekly meetings used to last.

Ezra studied the wizard as he closed the door and sauntered over to the chair with the heraldry for the crown’s wizard carved into its backpiece placed on her left side. Malik pulled it out, dusted it off, and then leaned into a causal sit on its sturdy armrest. His black eyes met her brown.

“You look well,” she said, her fingers tracing the worn track along the rows of crops carved into her armrest, “going up or down?”

“Down.” The wizard reached at a hand and moved her head to better see it in the light of the magic orb he had set in the ceiling soon after Ezro’s Keep had been built four hundred years ago. Her eyes closed a moment as she leaned into the soft touch. “You, on the other hand, don’t.”

Erza pulled her head out of his hand. “We can’t all be immortal, old man.”

“That much is true.” Malik sighed as his eyes roamed over her face.

She let him have his moment of nostalgia before asking, “Why are you here?”

“You invited me.” His black eyes became ice as he pulled out a small white piece of parchment that looked like it had been crumbled, smoothed, crumbled again, and resmoothed. He tossed the abused piece of paper on the table between them. “Bad form that.”

Ezra leaned forward and rotated the paper so the words faced her, a sly smile crossing her face. “I invited all my advisors and high-ranking nobles to the nuptials.”

“And how many of your ex-lovers?” he growled.

“All of them, of course.”

He leaned forward, his feet braced on the chair seat and his hand covering hers on the paper. “How many, princess?” His face was close enough Ezra felt his warm breath, mint, clover, and cloves carried on the angry words.

“You don’t get to ask that question, Malik, and it is queen now.”

“I get to ask all the questions I want, little girl.”

“No,” Ezra said firmly, pulling back to sit properly in the council seat, jerking her jacket into straight lines over her soft curves, “You don’t. You left eleven years ago, didn’t even come back for the King’s funeral. Thank you for the fire flowers though.”

“As I said in the letter with the flowers, I needed time to realign the magics in the land to the new royal.”

“And I remember my training when you had a white beard, it takes less than a month.”

“You actually paid attention during your lessons?” Malik moved back, sliding off the arm rest into the seat proper, then propped his feet up on the table. The black robe fell open to reveal brown heavy-linen dungarees tucked into calf-high mud-stained boots.

Ezra couldn’t help it. Her eyes slid up the revealed shape, his young thighs, thick with muscle, pressed against the stretched fabric, they stopped at the tied off fabric square at the top hiding something she had no business wanting to see again, anymore than she wanted to see anything else he had other than his face. She forced her eyes to skip the flat stomach and broad chest one expects from a working man in his mid-twenties. She met his smirk. She remembered that self-satisfied expression every time he had made her scream, “Sir!”

“I don’t know why I am surprised.” Malik eyes flashed. “You paid attention to all your lessons, such a good little princess.”

“You!” Ezra snapped her mouth closed, and breathed through her nose deeply, before putting on her state smile. “I take it you are staying for the wedding next month?”

“If you plan on going through this façade.”

“Again, you don’t have a say.” Ezra tilted her head sideways and lifted a finger. “Except, to tell you true, I am just following your advice.”

“What now?” Malik’s voice deepened as hers became stately.

“You said, if a royal is not married when they are crowned, they should marry promptly, to solidify alliances and remove questions of succession.”

“You have an heir already, if I heard right, without want of a husband. How does marrying this,” Malik turned the paper around to read the name he had already memorized, “debutant Prince Machell Leavend Roget Audaci of Spear Fields, favored of Jhu-oosh, help you other than a cute bedwarmer. He is what, half your age and a fifth son? He is cute, right?” Malik raised his eyebrows in interest.

“According to the portrait sent, and confirmation by two ambassadors who made the trip, yes.” Ezra shoved the paper at Malik.  “If one must marry, and one has a choice, marry for beauty. It’s not like royals have personalities. They only have duties.”

“Ouch, that sounds like one of my quotes from when the bunions are acting up.”

“As opposed to the hormone-driven monstrosity in front of me.”

Malik smiled running a hand down his muscular, thin form. “But it’s hot. Tell me you don’t like it.”

“I liked it just fine when I was equally hormone driven, but I’m thirty-four, been the effective ruler since dad fell, or was pushed, when I was twenty-five, and the crowned head since twenty-eight.” Ezra’s state smile thinned. “I no longer have the personality to care about hot or liking. I only have duties.” She pinched her nose. “Is this a fast cycle or a slow one?”

“In other words, how long before you can trade hormones for bunions?”

“I think I might like the bunions more at this point in my life.”

“The last cycle up and down has been fast; I should hit bottom around the time of the wedding.” Malik lifted a leg to press a foot against the heavy table. “Then we will see about the pacing of the next cycle.” He black eyes sparkled. “It’s about time for a slow cycle.”

“Meaning?” Ezra raised an eyebrow.

“Normal aging. I get to stay young and,” Malik’s teeth gleamed as his voice dropped, “badly, badly hormone driven for eight or so years.”

Ezra leaned forward covering her eyes, pushing back her mostly brown hair, except for one gray streak on her left side. She swallowed before asking quietly, “And how long are you planning on staying?”

“Oh, you have an heir to teach the rules governing magic, and governing those that do magic.” Malik dropped his feet off the table and pulled the wrinkled sheet of paper to him. “That never takes less than five years.”

Ezra shuddered before lifting a state frozen face from her hands. “I have two heirs.”

“Two?” Malik lifted a hand to stroke a beard that wasn’t there. “I must say I’m impressed, princess. I could see one, a head turned since they didn’t know just how kinky you are. But two? How did you managed to get a second lover past the council and your guards after a pregnancy? We barely managed, and I had access as your old beloved tutor and your father’s faithful wizard. And even then half the time I had to use look-away or don’t-see-me charms.”

“They are twins.” Ezra said, standing. “I will send their care-keeper to your tower to arrange for training. Let me send a runner to have the staff prepare your rooms.” Circling the room on the side of the table opposite from Malik, she opened the door and sent off the runner, nodded at her appointment keeper, holding up one finger, before turning around to where Malik still sat. “I’m sorry I have to end this,” her lips pursed as she search her memory for the right word, “enchanting time together, but I do have duties.”

“And you are all duty, just like I taught you.” Malik rested his head above steepled fingers.

“As queen, I can be nothing else.” She gave him a state smile. “I’m sorry.”

“I am too. Tell your guard, I apologize for earlier.”

“My dear wizard, you always have an entrance as loud as your exit is quiet.”

He winced at the dig. “So how old are the brats, you know, so I can figure out what books to dig up to start.”

“They are ten,” she said as she closed the door.

(Words 2,074, first published 10/19/2023)

Series: Duty Calls

  1. Queen Invites Wizard

Flash: Chiming In

Photo by Paul Mierau on Unsplash

“The chime of the times.” Malcolm smirked at Emily as he reached for the bellpull.

Emily bit back a groan. The non-stop puns needed to stop. Groaning or commenting only encouraged him.

Swinging the clapper back and forth with the chain, he sung “Ding, dong, the witch is dead.”

“I’m most certainly am not!”

Emily and Malcolm both jumped back as the red door opened to the oldest woman they had ever met, and looking unmistakably related to the both of them.

(words 82; first published July 10, 2022 – from a picture prompt for a Facebook writing group. Aim is about 50 words)