Flash: D is for Distances and Detonations

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The aliens, Josh and Kennedy (not their names but the translation of vibe and meaning from their original tongue … again, not tongue but they did have a speaking diaphragm and ligament contraption producing language through pressure waves) watched the nanoprobes return the visuals from a Florida explosion. Humans were throwing themselves off the planet … again.

Did they need to tell Karen or not? She didn’t like getting woken from her cryogenic sleep for nothing, but she also would hate to miss the main event. The very reason their monitoring station took over from the general scientific observation station three hundred years ago when humans got their balloons above the required distance from their natural environment.

But the humans were always sending debris into space, so it could be a false alarm. And Karen, their boss, progenitor, and neurological hub, made it very, very clear about her displeasure the last time they woke her.

Would this one rocket meet up with one of the various space stations the humans had around their planet, or would they make it to the moon? Or would they (vibration of dramatic disbelief) make it beyond the moon?

Kenndy reviewed the incoming transmissions and cross-verified, “Humans are on the rocket this time. It isn’t just a satellite.”

“Or a car,” Josh ran an appendage over his sensory organs. “Why did they send a ground vehicle into space-space and not to a planet?”

“The social scientists said it was a musical prophecy being fulfilled.”

“I think it was a drunk bet. Like every one of these.” He adjusted his position to an input-output station. “’Hold my intoxicating beverage while I see how much dinosaur fuel I need distilled to be blown upwards faster than gravity without dying?’”

“Not everyone lives in a gas giant and can glide into escape velocity over a two-year cycle.”

“They are crazy.”

“They are, the rocket is, aiming toward an elliptical. Running stimulated orbits now.” Looking over the results closely, Kennedy muttered, “So close. So, so close.”

“Really, how close?” Hope tinged Josh’s vibrations.

“Depending on the exact placement, we might be within a digital appendage of the regulation Distance. It certainly will be the furthest they have ever gone before.”

“Do you want to wake Karen or shall I?” Josh asked.

“I woke her the last time.”

“Ugh.” Josh set his stations to artificial monitoring. “Is this the same country initiating conflict in the delta region this year or it is the one in the icy area four years ago or is it one of the others?”

“The one that started the irreplaceable dinosaur remains burning this year.”

“Okay then. While I start cycling the cryogenic chambers, you prepare the ‘we come in peace’ propaganda for them to join the Galactic Union in the … how many languages are still active on the planet?”

“Over seven thousand,” Kennedy let her diaphragm collapse in exhaustion just thinking about it.

“At least there won’t be much change since we last updated them fifty years ago.” Working his way to where the scientists and administration slept, Josh reassured Kennedy, “And don’t worry about locking targets if they react poorly to our outreach program. I rework them every time they start a shooting war using equipment in the upper atmosphere. They are completely up-to-date.”

“Wait a moment.” Kennedy set the elliptical equation running through two additional models. “The computer reports they will be at least half a digit short of regulation in four out of the five predictive models.”

“Centimeters shy?” Josh glanced over the threshold where their boss slept. “Do we or don’t we? How long before they reach the furthest they have ever gone before?”

“Five Earth days.”

“Wake processing is only fifteen hours.”

“Let’s wait.” The two youthful monitors said simultaneously.

“I’m still updating the WCIP messages.” Kennedy said.

“And I will work the resolutions to removing their threat matrix should they be dangerous.”

“They throw themselves off planet via explosions, and” Kennedy waved where their system still recorded the ongoing detonations worldwide even as the humans brushed the greatness to qualify for galactic inclusion, ”that. They are going to be dangerous.”

“After monitoring them for three hundred years, I really would like them to be a little more mature.” Josh said while returning to his station.

“Same.”

“At least the final decision isn’t ours.”

“Thank prosperity for the Karens in the universe.”

(words 734; first published 4/5/2026)

Flash – Laying Easter Eggs Part 4: Monkeys Start Hunting for Eggs

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“Epsilon Eridani, with Ran right in the life zone as recorded from Earth and the huge AEgir keeping it company.” Navigator Mia Young greeted her captain as Isabella Baker came in carrying her favorite stimulant in one hand and a tablet in the other. “We dropped out of relativistic drive thirty minutes ago within two A.U.s of our goal and have sent confirmation via gravity-wave back to Earth per standard procedure. Expected response, thanks to the buoys we dropped on the way here, will be three hours, specifically eleven hundred sixteen at the earliest, if no one bothers to get a response from the brass. Our six days travel out equaled to eleven Earth years.”

“I have command,” the captain said.

“Aye ma’am. You have command.” Mia tapped the panel in front of her, moving her work over to her normal station, and followed it to the seat there, leaving the bridge command chair empty for Baker.

“Everyone, I know it is early, but drop me a report.” Isabella put her precious near-coffee, because god-forbid uncontrolled stimulants be used on a “not-really military” space-going vessel, into the secured holder in case they lost control of the artificial gravity, again. The shakedown cruise was over a hundred years ago according to Earth’s calendar, but it was less than seven months ago according to her vivid memory. The quick trip back from Alpha Centauri, after letting the colonists there know they were not as alone as they had thought when they had escaped the World War Three their ancestors policies had created before the bastards had bugged out, had been much more exciting than the two-day inaugural trip to Sol’s closest neighboring star.

She dropped the tablet into the arm of her command chair to recharge and download the incoming reports.

***

Three hours later the ping acknowledgement came back from Earth. Always reassuring that the planet hadn’t destroyed itself while they were gone. She wasn’t sure if they and their sister ship, the Enterprise and Shuguang (a Mandurian word meaning Dawn or First Light) respectively, returning back to Earth in their very peculiar leapfrog through time kept the world governments stable or they had become a forgotten curiosity until they reappeared like a Flying Dutchman out of the mists of history. She expected it would take at least another hour before they got any official response from someone whose job wasn’t to watch a little workstation for a communication that came in every two to three years.

In the meantime, it was time to jog the elbow of Lieutenant Loong. Past time. Isabella stood, as she tried to do every hour, and toured the bridge, offering words of encouragement, snapping people awake from mid-morning slumps, and bringing a certain junior officer to heel. Quietly, no louder than any of the other communications she had offered to the others, she asked, “When should I expect Planetary’s first report, Ms. Loong?”

The American-born Chinese national practically jumped out of her skin. “Ma’am.”

Isabella waited, smiling gently, grateful once again the powers-that-be decided that humanity would send non-warships to explore the universe and staff them solely with women, and a shit-load of sperm in case they had to limp back with a failed relativistic drive trading a “three-year” deployment into a multi-generational trip. With the bonus of less air, less food, and less space needed for women. And less dominant battles for her command structure, though she still needed to regularly rein in Commander Julie Carter from engineering.

Prodding Loong Yang was unusual. “The report I asked for when I first stepped on the bridge this morning.”

“Oh, that report.”

“Yes, that report.”

“Um, well, I had some unusual findings.”

“To be expected. We are in a completely new planetary system. Only six planets.”

Loong pressed her lips together, before saying quietly. “That’s not it.”

“Then what?”

“I don’t think. Well, I do think, anyway Ran” her voice dropped to a near whisper and she switched to Mandurian, something Isabella had to learn on top of her fluency in Spanish and her functional German in case she got transferred to First Light, “is not natural.”

“Please repeat.” While Isabella had learned Mandurian, she hadn’t been immersed in it as yet.

The Lieutenant returned to English but kept her voice very low. “Ran is too much like Earth; it isn’t natural. Look.” She showed Isabella her screen where a blue-green planet turned. The only thing missing in the picture was the Moon for scale.

Fluffy clouds streaked across the atmosphere. Green and brown land masses floated by in the three-hour time lapse since the Enterprise had first aimed its scopes at the planet located in the life zone. Another set of scopes was aimed at the gas giant, another at the speedy rock near the orange star. A single camera was aimed at the three other, more boring planets of the system. A hurricane swirled across the girth of Ran between the two snowcapped poles during the first hour of the recording before the planet rotated it out of sight. The only thing missing was electric lights in the dark areas of the planet.

“Gravity?”

“Based on the bounce, within .03 of Earth, but on the lighter side.”

“Diameter.”

“2% more than Earth, but the density of the core looks slightly less than Earth, hence the gravity being lighter.”

“Day.”

“The spin is slightly faster than Earth, bringing the day within three seconds of our normal. And before you ask, same planetary tilt so same seasons.”

“Atmosphere.”

“Nitrogen-Oxygen mix within human range, though higher Oxygen than is presently found on Earth.”

“I want that full report an hour ago. Failing that, put together everything you have checked and get it to me as soon as you can.”

Captain Baker then order the ship to forget the slow pass through the system gathering information to send back to Earth and to get to the orbit of the second planet pronto. Two hours later, once the basic navigation was figured out to avoid AEgir and the small asteroid belt, Isabella retired to eat and parse the ongoing reports about Ran.

As much as she wanted to have all cameras pointed at Ran, she had instead ordered a full navigation analysis of the system. She wanted to know if there were visitors other than them, she wanted to know how to bug out, and she wanted to know if anything else was weird. She also gave Loong three Ensigns to get everything they could from their little suite of information. They had nineteen days to get to orbit without their relativistic drive online.

First, after getting today’s near-chicken made from fish meat and the dreams of the cook, Isabella reviewed the bullshit “thank you for your service and adding to mankind’s (oh, dear, we are back to that gendered word again, I guess it was time for it to swing back around) knowledge base” from the brass, now entitled “The United Americas.” In particular this missive was written by the “President for Life” and co-signed by the Director-General of the “American Space Exploration and Military Department” which it seemed she now fell under. The language was Spanish.

Finishing the pretend meat and the pretend gladhanding at the same time, Isabella moved to review the reports, to discover one of pings into her queue was another letter from back on Earth. This one from the European and African Union; a third ping hit while she opened that one came in from the Hauo Dynasty. Nice to know who the players are back home. The Hauo Dynasty had been two decades into solidifying the Asian union, actually successfully bringing both Japan and Australia under their umbrella last time the Enterprise passed through Earth. Looks like they finished cementing themselves into power if they managed to get information out of the United Americas within two hours of it hitting the planet and turning something around.

After reading both letters, she verified her communication officer had pinged acknowledgment back on all three and then she ordered all reports to be locked down. No outgoing information at all back to Earth. Fortunately with over a hundred years passing on Earth since they had lifted out of the gravity well to board the Enterprise, none of her crew had an urgent need to write home.

Finally cleared of all other duties, she poured over the reports about the Earth-like planet circling a star ten light years from home.

***

“Thank you, Lieutenant Loong for your presentation.” The captain watched as the junior officer scurried back to her chair behind her commanding officer, a Russian scientist who kept mostly to herself, an enigma to both the people who served under her and Isabella. With this discovery, she couldn’t let that phoned-in leadership continue. Baker stood and went the center of the room, looking around at her command staff and their support.

“We have been in orbit a month now. Thank you to Brooks and Price for creating the reports about AEgir and Zips to send back home. Now, we need to decide what to send back to Earth about Ran. Plants and animals seem to match Earth’s Pilocene period, somewhere between just two and five million years ago. I want to authorize a shuttle to verify, taking samples of plants, animals, and soil.” Baker gritted her teeth into a grim smile. “I want a damn core, as deep as we can make one. Commander Carter, I sent you my requirements two days ago. Think you can print something by the end of the week?”

“More like fourteen days if it is going to stand up to that sort of dig.”

“You got seven.” She looked around the table, making eye contact. “This is too much of a trap. Nearest solitary K-star to our planet having a planet in the life zone a 99.9 however many nines following percentage match to our homeworld. That isn’t right. We have seen what life looks like developed on other planets, and this isn’t it. Toss in the clear modifications of comets and to the Oorts cloud Navigation has found, someone made this. And since it is so much like our Earth, they made it for us. Why?”

“A gift?” suggested a ranking supporting the wall.

“It would take thousands of years if not millions, with technology we don’t understand. We barely can keep Earth habitable, forget about Terra-forming another world to be within a fraction of our gravity. To build a planet up for that would take slamming comet after asteroid after meteor into a world. Why would anyone leave something like this for us?”

“I wonder if they did this elsewhere. What is the next closest yellow or orange star to Earth that isn’t a flare star?” Lieutenant Brooks asked.

“I would try Tau Ceti. At just under 12 light years, that would be my pick to explore.”  Ensign Price suggested. “With Groombridge being a nice runner-up at 16 light years.”

“Let me guess, none of these are close to each other.” Isabella stated.

“Opposite sides of Sol.”

“We don’t have time.”

***

“Between three hundred and five hundred thousand years, someone has been working on this.” Isabella placed her tablet on the desk.

Lieutenant Loong looked over at Lieutenant Brooks. Commander Stepanova, the director of the science division, had sent them alone. Seems she had kept a secret stash of vodka and was making her way through it.

Loong, more familiar with Captain Baker’s moods as a bridge officer, confirmed, “Oort cloud record shows modifications starting about 500,000 years ago with it stopping about 100,000 years after that. The planet record shows plant life like ferns, starting a “fossilized,” if you can even call it that, record about 220,000 years ago. That shows an accelerated change of forced evolution for about 80,000 years before that stops abruptly.”

“Metallic debris has been found within the ocean, in one area it looks like a space station about the size of the Enterprise. Several other land and ocean locations show smaller ships, all from about one-four-zero thousand. We looked for other evidence in space but found none. Whatever was fought, was fought here and gravity cleaned up the evidence.” Brooks shifted her papers around. “We have found three weak signals on the inner edge of the Oorts cloud. Scope magnification shows nothing.”

“That is a long trip out on sublight engines.” The captain rubbed her face. She looked over to her second-in-command. “Musa, I’m going to drop most of the Science department on planet. Volunteers will be impregnated. Half will volunteer for the procedure.”

“Clear ma’am.”

“That includes you. You are grounding with the rest. We are also dropping  three-quarters of the seed and equipment in the cargo for colonization. Just in case. You will get a grav-repeater too. You will be on your own either for…” Baker’s eyes grew hazy as she did the calculations “…two months, or, and I hate to admit this is highly likely, I am going to do a quick run out to investigate those two star systems Price suggested, quick run for us being about a month or so, for you it will be more like forty years. See if you can get Shuguang in the mix. Last I heard, they were heading out to Ross.”

“Ma’am, I don’t speak Mandarin.”

“Learn. You get Loong. We need them here, not part of Earth, until we understand what is happening here and at home. Crank down the reports to a minimum. Say we crashed or some sort of shit.”

***

Seeing her sister ship in orbit around Ran reassured Captain Baker as she dropped out of realitivistic. She knew intellectually First Light had picked up one of the Tortoises Notes while they assisted the Ran colony for the last two decades. Between their efforts, and her own ship’s admittedly brief time thanks to relativistic speeds, they had deciphered the Tortoise comments as well as the Bird, Scorpion, and the Crocabilly additions. But talking in a careful code while keeping Earth and Alpha Centuri and the science station now at Barnard’s Star out of the loop had been a challenge. Most of the success wasn’t their own sneakiness but the United Americas attacking the Hauo Dynasty when their God-Emperor died, which brought the EAU into the conflict and ignited the fourth world war.

Would it be a good or bad time after twenty years – a generation of bad blood, to let Earth know they had three viable worlds ready for colonization and using the Notes they could finish off three additional ones which hadn’t been processed with the Crocabillies ruthless efficiency within a “short” ten thousand years into three more Edens?

Would it be a good or bad time to let the fractured Earth governments know there had been two intergalactic civilizations before humans made space flight? That we might have nine neighbors waiting or already reaching for the stars who may be as lovely as the Tortoises and Birds or as dangerous as the Competitors or the Threads.

Could she trust other humans not to wipe out the Potential threats? Could she trust the other Potentials not to be a threat?

She rubbed her belly, considering. Her pregnancy was just beginning to show after their five months of travel, something she had started just before dropping off the reproductive suite for the colony. About twenty percent of her crew opted to reproduce as well, just in case, which made the months of investigating Tau Ceti a nightmare of morning sickness for everyone.

What come next would need to be put to a vote, but her preference was let Earth, now a hundred fifty years ahead or behind her depending on how you looked at things, stew in its special crazy. She had a future to prepare for.

(words 2,642; first published 3/29/2026)

 

Laying Easter Eggs Series

  1. The Tortoises (3/8/2026)
  2. The Dinobirds (3/15/2026)
  3. Crocabillies (3/22/2026)
  4. Monkeys Start Hunting for Eggs (3/29/2026)

Flash – Laying Easter Eggs Part 3: Crocabillies

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“Anything new about the monkeys?” BigMouth asked.

BoneTeeth snapped his snout in annoyance. “They are primates. And not since last shift. The Joint Monitors report they have begun to build shelters.”

“But that was ninety-five years ago. It is about time for them to wake up again and check. And since they don’t let me have permission for the graviton unless it is an emergency, I was hoping you might have had something with the shift-start download.”

“I don’t. And it takes much longer than a hundred years to go from reed shelters to space flight.”

“Just didn’t want to go to sleep in murky waters,” the junior worker griped.

Pacing the room, his long leathered tail whipping back and forth behind him, BoneTeeth checked each of the stations BigMouth and his two subservant plovers had been manning for the last shift. The oxygen levels continued to creep up in the lower portions of the atmosphere. The magnetic poles had switched again about three years ago. They would need to get that stabilized before transferring any migratory creatures from the monkey-world, ugh, BigMouth had him doing it, the Potential-14 world. The water algae seemed to match the Potential world of about two thousand eight hundred million years ago. It was nearly time to start thinking about land fungi. He would need to bounce that off of the Planners.

The Birds had done what they could, finding all the Potential worlds on their own while waiting for the Crocabillies and the Scorps to jump offworld and settle the first of the Shells the Tortoises left specifically for them so very long ago. But the Birds just were not lizard-brained enough to ruthlessly push the agendas in the Notes to make the worlds livable for Potential species. They tried to make the modified planetoids viable, those rocks that survived the long time since the Tortoises extinction and stabilized into something that could be turned into Shells, but the Birds flitted around with their short lives and need to explore and just couldn’t concentrate on making the Shells work as habitable planets.

Seventeen Potentials: three lost when their homeworlds ecologies failed from solar flares or asteroids; one, the greedy Competitors extinguished before they drained the galaxy swamp of all Potentials, may the Tortoises swim swiftly for their sacrifice; four sentients now spaceworthy together in a community, maybe, and waiting on nine others to see beyond their atmosphere. All one big happy family if the Tortoise Ghosts had anything to say about it, which anyone who swam the river knew would never work. Something always flooded.

The gas planet Whales likely were not going to make it. They reached shelter building before even the Crocabillies according to the Bird records but had not progressed any further in sixty thousand years.

Bone eyed the plovers. Some years he wished his species hadn’t forced-evolved their mutuals into a slave-race. Aside from how the Birds reacted to seeing the fake-sentient species looking so much like their weakest gender, bred to bond and serve one of the Crocabillies for life, he sometimes fell into questioning the ethics of bonding without the possibility of consent as though he was from the Intelligent-is-Choice tide. A very uncomfortable feeling for someone as old and river-bound as him. Other times he wondered if they could use the biological technology to uplift the Potentials quicker, the Spiders notwithstanding. They can stay down there on their homeworld forever.

On the third hand, if he had three hands which he didn’t, he wondered if the Joint Species were even going to make it now that the Threads have managed to lift into space just three shifts ago. The Tortoises thought that planet would evolve toward intelligent trees, not realizing it was the fungal root system developing the intelligence. At least they were triple-star, large red as the primary, limited. How does one even talk to a non-animal? Something to do research on during the boring parts of the shift to see what had been happening while he napped.

In the meantime, he bundled BigMouth off to his hibernation period. After killing and eating Big’s plovers, Bone asked the computer to activate a pair of plovers with genetic dispositions suitable for his personality and needs and settled into his decade-long shift.

(words 715; first published 3/22/2026)

Laying Easter Eggs Series

  1. The Tortoises (3/8/2026)
  2. The Dinobirds (3/15/2026)
  3. Crocabillies (3/22/2026)
  4. Monkeys Start Hunting for Eggs (3/29/2026)

Flash – Laying Easter Eggs Part 2: The Dinobirds

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“Oh, that is a beaute of a rock.” FishDiver shared with his scouting wingmate as SoaringHigh cleansed the gel from her feathers.

Febirds and wifbirds took longer than werebirds to crawl out of the deep cold; he had been functional for nearly six hours. Mesbirds, the fourth gender of their species, couldn’t handle cryogenics at all and were limited to their homeworld of Air and two of the nearby colony worlds the Tortoises had prepared for them in hopes of their Potential nearly a hundred thousand years ago. At least that had been the case when they left their colony four hundred years ago. Who knows what the tech was like now.

Of the twelve in cryogenics, it was their turn to wake upon reaching a system and they had struck a warm updraft. Flipping through the screens with claw and wing tips, FishDiver said, “Definitely a Tortoise Shell world. Running possibilities now to see where the Potentials are likely to be.”

“Don’t mess with me.” SoaringHigh slipped into the roosting bar next to FishDiver, their ninth shift together while the FarFlyer made its long search. “A real Tortoise Shell world?”

“It is still clearing out its orbit. Look at all the comet trails through the system directing material impacts on the planet, the only one completely in the liquid water zone. No way those flight paths are natural.”

“Don’t make assumptions. We don’t want to look like we jumped off a cliff.”

“Stop being a scientist for once and believe your eyes and the breeze.” He bobbed his head at the displays. “Tell me that doesn’t look just like the systems for Cloud and Wind.”

Tears slid down SoaringHigh’s beak as she watched the dance of rocks their computer faithfully recorded as they slept the three years traveling, slowing down from interstellar speed at the edges of the system’s Oorts cloud to a reasonable speed in the crowded the inner system. “Potential species fourteen,” she chirped. “The last of them. Only two of the seventeen Potentials failed.”

“Now who is making assumptions. We don’t know where the actual Potentials are yet. Yellow or orange star, maybe a very young red. Solitary.” FishDiver added the specific distance within the liquid water zone the modified rock tumbled through. A highly carbon-dioxide atmosphere and acidic water flowed over the rocky surface, not livable yet, and not livable at all for their species nested under a binary white star, but the potential was there for the right Potential. He set the navigation system searching the stellar roosting branch. “Look around and see if the Tortoises left a Note. I’ll get some grubs going.” He had been ignoring his crop for the last three hours waiting for Soaring to become functional enough for social eating, but it was time to fill it so he could really concentrate on what the computer was feeding them.

Twenty minutes later, because whoever had closed up after the last failed flight hadn’t cleaned up their mess in the mess hall, he returned with two small lidded bowls of artificially wiggling worm proteins. He had downed one by himself while putting everything back into place, cryo-processing vacated the system before cold storage leaving him empty from beak to tail.

“Thank you.” Soaring said, accepting her food and setting within the stowage space in case of loss of gravity. Somehow she never needed food immediately upon coming awake. You think as a febird nearly half again his weight, she would need food even more. “Found the Note. Primates are the Potentials; the navigation search you set up came back with the same data the translator did for the star location mentioned in the Note. About 10.5 lightyears away. Normally that is the furthest out the Tortoises go for their six gifts of Shells, but this escarpment has nothing nearby. The rest of the gifts, if they exist, are even further scattered.”

“And nearly twenty years to get up to speed, cross the distance, and check to see if the Potentials have survived.” Fish stabbed at his food in anger. “We are going to need to wake the others. How far is Air?”

“The homeworld is a hundred fifteen light-years toward galaxy center; the graviton will have a message there in fifteen days by relay. If technology hasn’t been upgraded or degraded, more ships can be here in about a hundred fifty years to start the next stage of preparing the Shell. All the instructions of what to do next after the cooldown are in the Note like normal.”

“A shame the first sentients to emerge after the Tortoises were the Competitors.”

“Those shelled creatures were not ready for those ravenous beasts.” Soaring shook her feathers down. “To wait over eighty thousand years, through nineteen different dynasties, for someone else to talk with and get the Competitors. To have to extinguish the only other intelligent species you met after working so long to help everyone to come after you.”

“To the Tortoises. Long may they fly.” Fish lifted his cup into the air.

Soaring removed her bowl from stowage and did likewise. “Or crawl if they prefer.”

(words 856; first published 3/15/2026)

Laying Easter Eggs Series

  1. The Tortoises (3/8/2026)
  2. The Dinobirds (3/15/2026)
  3. Crocabillies (3/22/2026)
  4. Monkeys Start Hunting for Eggs (3/29/2026)

Flash – Laying Easter Eggs Part 1: The Tortoises

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“Search Group 739 confirming orbit perimeters. This one is a big one, iron core with a bit of nickel mixed in. You are going to love it when it gets there.”

“Running orbit for planetary strike.” Merit pushed the numbers through the computer. “Sending adjustments now.” After clicking a few keys, they leaned back against their shell, pulling in three of their limbs. It had been a long shift. “And thanks for the find. We might make this cycle’s mineral goals.”

“First time this phase.” Highergoal responded via the graviton-wave communication unit, a noticeable four-second lag impacting the com-traffic even when by-passing the speed of light using gravity waves. The distance from inner system to the Oort cloud was no joke, leaving the three-tortoise Search Group teams alone for multi-year intervals. Which made them very chatty when they had an official reason to call in using the expensive graviton-wave. Part of Merit’s job was to provide the chat but keep it limited.  “Is Sector sure we can’t import from a neighbor? This system sucks eggs for heavy elements.”

“It will be too obvious when the Potentials hit stellar-flight. We wouldn’t want to unwrap their gifts too early.”

“Wouldn’t want that.” They responded sarcastically. “Aw, crack. Three orbits before it strikes the planet? That’s nearly two hundred and fifty years.”

“The gas giant is a problem, though it should make the Potentials feel at home in the system. Don’t worry, your gift will have plenty of time to mix in with the molten core.” Merit tapped the computer with their fourth manipulative limb. “The Planners think the planet won’t start cooling from the hits for about four thousand years.”

“Four thousand years. That is a long time to be alone.” HG sighed.

“Someone had to emerge first.” Two Search Groups within her arc of the cloud sent in shift change by clicks. Merit stored the information for the Planners to use for optimizing later.

“At least seventy thousand more years, best guess, for the next emergent Potential and nearly half a million for the Potential we are trying to help and just how much help will a planet over ten light years from their own going to give?”

“The council said six per Potential, an extra handful of chances to get them started on their interstellar settlements. It just so happens our Potential is toward the end of a galaxy arm, and believe it or not, this is the closest solitary star close to theirs without flares with a planet we can adjust to their gravity and chemistry.”

“Ten light years is the closest? Crack, there is no way they are going to make the jump.”

“All we can do is harden a Shell for them, we cannot make them crawl in when they grow too big for their home planet.”

“If we are still around.”

Merit pushed out all six of their limbs as their relief arrived, favorite morning stimulant in a claw-paw and today’s flimsy notices in a hoof-paw. “If we are still around,” they agreed with Highergoal while transferring systems to Courage’s favorite station. “We’ve made it nearly fifty thousand years among the stars. We have been in space nearly as long as we long as we had civilization on Soil. We will make it. We are never alone so long as there is a future.”

There will a future so long as we prepare it.” Highergoal finished the mantra and prayer of their species.

(words 577; first published 3/10/2026)

Laying Easter Eggs Series

  1. The Tortoises (3/8/2026)
  2. The Dinobirds (3/15/2026)
  3. Crocabillies (3/22/2026)
  4. Monkeys Start Hunting for Eggs (3/29/2026)