Flash: Car Sweeps

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“Kenny, Craig. You got the net today. Use Units four and nine.” The police sergeant handed them their assignment.

“Sweet, I call hunter.” Craig folded the paper and tucked it into his messy folder. “I want to push up my candy crush score.”

His partner, Kenny, shrugged, not really caring if he is in the car pinging with radar or the hunter for those slipping through the cracks. “Any particular location, boss?”

“Do the riverside one, there are trees there.”

“Thank you shade,” Kenny said reverently.

“And Jannine, Todd, you know the drill.” The man handed out the last of the day’s assignments.

No one ever wanted the last assignment, but the task needed doing so the sergeant rotated it between the twelve teams.

“Car sweeps and paperwork catchup.” Jannine, the senior partner, sighed.

Todd looked down at the list he had just been handed, then flipped it over to see it continued on the back listing locations where cars hadn’t moved in thirty-six hours or more. “Didn’t anyone do sweeps over the weekend?” He had been out of state for a family reunion.

The sergeant shook his head. “Fourth of July, everyone was on deck for the parades and fireworks. Four days since the last sweep. Enjoy.”

“We ain’t getting any paperwork done.” The woman cop stood slowly, her knees cracking. “Is the coroner ready?”

“He took the day off, but his assistant knows to expect calls.”

“Good enough. Do you got the camp list too?” Jannine reached for the stapled list the sergeant pulled out from his folder as soon as she started talking, anticipating her request.

The sergeant shifted uncomfortably, “You don’t have to–”

Jannine interrupted his half-apology with a deadened voice. “Permission to swing by the Scouts for bottled water?” One of the local girl scouts was providing water for the homeless during the summer as part of her Gold Award Project; a shelter head helped her apply for a grant to cover the costs.

“Yeah.”

“Todd?” Jannine looked to where her partner was signing out a Unit from the desk clerk in the back of the room.

“We got eight, and it was gassed up.” He informed her while pocketing the keys.

“Right, let’s stop by the desks and get the paperwork we are going to need for today.”

***

“So how many do you think we are going to find today?” Todd asked, as he drove to the Big Box parking lot that allowed cars and trucks to park overnight. The Unit’s trunk was loaded down with water.

“With this heat dome? At least six.” Jannine stared through the windshield, looking at something not there. “It hasn’t got below eighty at night since Wednesday.” She blinked then shifted to face him. “How was the mountains?”

“Beautiful. Cool at night. We had campfires on both Saturday and Sunday.”

“The kids had a good time? And the ex?”

“Cindy was an ass, as normal, but she was there and on time and the kids had a great time.”

“She looked great, didn’t she?” Jannine commented after studying his face while he was driving.

“She looked amazing.” Todd gave a half-smile. “I wish she had been able to handle being a cop’s wife.”

“Look it ain’t easy being a cop’s spouse. Ask any of my three exes.”

“Donald stuck.”

“Donald is just glad to have someone who can handle his baggage.”

They pulled into the lot and made their way to the cars parked at the edge under a camera. One RV, five cars in various conditions, and one truck. The truck pulled out as they approached. Reluctantly, the two police officers stepped out of the air-conditioned Unit.

“How many?” Todd asked.

Looking down at the clipboard holding the list the sergeant had given them, Jannine replied, “Three.”

He took out his phone and took a shot of each vehicle from the front and from the back. While they did that, a gray-haired couple dismounted from the RV.

“Everything okay officers?” the man asked.

“Just doing health visits,” Todd responded. “Are you guys doing alright?”

“A bit hot now the sun is up, but we are ready to get on the road as soon as we finish breakfast.”

The woman wrapped her arm around the man’s waist, but said nothing, leaving him to do all the talking.

“Where are y’all going?” Todd chatted while Jannine approached the nearest of the cars.

“Oh, you know, wherever the road takes us.”

Todd and Jannine eyes met. That wasn’t a normal answer. Not enough to investigate, but enough to pay closer attention. She reviewed the windows on the side of the RV facing her. Everything was covered with curtains, as to be expected when sleeping in a parking lot.

They didn’t have time for this shit.

The car in front of her had a reflective windshield cover. The windows had been partially rolled down, had towels stuffed in them for privacy and shading, and rolled back up again. The car had been parked here for three days according to the four-times-daily license plate trolling the local security firm feed into their system.

It smelled from where she stood outside of it.

Fuck.

Already the first hit.

She edged around the car, seeing if she could see inside without touching anything.

Nope.

Todd closed on her position. “Oh, shit,” he raised a hand to cover his nose.

Jannine made a quick head twist toward the RV in question.

He shrugged.

In other words, nothing visible from the outside that would give them reason to look deeper.

“Cover me?” she asked. People could react badly to a uniform banging at their windows.

Todd nodded and stepped back.

Behind them, the RV started up noisily and headed out. The noise brought people tumbling out of two of the other cars into the blazing July morning sun. Only the cars on their list remained quiet. She really hoped the three cars could just be marked abandoned, and they could move on to the bus depot and commuter parking lot.

Knocking on the back passenger window, she asked, “Anyone in there? Police, courtesy health check. Just making sure you are okay.”

After a moment of no answer, she banged on the top of the vehicle. The people from the other cars silently observed her actions. One looked like a business man about ready to go to work; his workplace likely unaware he slept in his car. The other was a mother with a couple children. Based on the scent the car was emitting, young kids did not need to see this shit.

This could wait a moment.

Jannine caught Todd’s eye and nodded toward the mom and kids. He winced, his face understanding and agreeing, and they headed over. The mother’s eyes grew large as they approached, and the two children clung to her as her fear transmitted to them.

Todd stopped a little ways back, while Jannine held up empty hands as she approached. “Police. We are just doing health checks, not anything else. Are you okay?” It would be really helpful if the city just paid for the social workers for this sort of thing instead of having them terrifying families with their uniforms, the homeless parents convinced were about to be arrested for child endangerment.

Both children looked thin, like they weren’t eating well, but they were in clean-ish clothes. Their hair was only matted from sleep, not lack of care. The mother’s clothes hung on her like she had lost weight recently. Much more-so than the children, whose clothes just looked like they could grow into them.

“Yes?” the woman responded hesitantly.

“Good. Good. May I approach?” Jannine stood about six feet away.

The woman’s head jerked in a nod.

“My name is Officer Vedder.” Jannine approached slowly. “And that is Officer Barnes.” She waved a hand toward her partner who gave a little finger wave to the family, but he remained where he was. “We are doing health checks. Do you have access to water and food?”

“Um.” The mother looked down at her two children.

“We have water in the Unit.” Jannine turned to Todd. “Hey, grab three bottles for…” she looked toward the mother, letting her face shape a question.

“Ally, Ally Cameron,” the mother supplied.

“For Ms. Cameron.” Jannine smiled as Todd walked off. Without the RV in the way, he would have sight lines from the cruiser. He would enter the information they had so far on the RV, the family unit, and the other cars before coming back. All the pieces they would need for their paperwork later.

“Thank you,” the mother whispered.

“You are welcome.” Jannine kneeled down, making sure to get a clear picture of both children from her camera vest. “And who are these two mischief makers?”

“I’m Luke!” The taller of the two said, moving to the front of his mom’s legs. “And this is Evey.”

“Those are great names.” Jannine responded. She glanced up at the mother. “Been camping out here long?”

“Just…just last night.”

It wasn’t just last night, but it really didn’t matter. That wasn’t her job, at least not today. “You safe?”

The mother jerked and unconsciously touched under her eye where a faded bruise was barely visible, before that same hand dropped to the quiet little girl’s head. Jannine guessed her age to be four.

“Do you need medical assistance?”

“No, please.” The mother immediately gasped out.

So, yes.

But the whoever had hurt her, and likely the little girl, would find out where they were as soon as the medical insurance pinged. Quickly and in great detail, if the other parent was the working parent providing the insurance.

“Our county doesn’t have a woman’s shelter, but Washington county does.”

“They do?”

“Yes. It is nearly sixty miles away, but we could give you directions and call ahead to let them know.”

“I…I…could you?”

“Yes,” Jannine stood, and the woman flinched back a step.

Too close, too sudden. Sorry.

Jannine eased back, placing more space between them, and then spoke into her radio to Todd to bring the directions to the Washington County station when he came back with the water. After closing out, she explained. “The directions will be to the county’s sheriff location. No one gets to know how to go to the shelter directly, to protect those there.”

“Oh, god.” The woman’s body loosened in relief at the thought of a secured location. “Do…do you know how long?”

Janinne knew the question actually was: How long before they kick me out and I have to start all over again?

The answer is not enough; it will never be enough time. Not with two children to protect.

“Six months, and they help with counseling, job searches, food stamps. It is a good set up.”

“My son?”

“He is under ten, right?”

“Only seven.”

He was small for seven. I would have guessed six

“Then he will be fine.”

***

After getting the Camerons off, with some water and directions to both the county woman’s shelter and a church she would pass on the way which served free breakfast, the police officers returned to the real job of the “health checks” task force duty: the three cars which hadn’t moved in over thirty-six hours.

They opted to go for the car without a reflective windshield in place first. The back of the car was loaded to the brim with stuff. A hoarder car. Piles of boxes, clothes, groceries, toys, and papers settled in layers which had shifted, fallen, and been restacked to shift again.

Walking around, they discovered one tire was completely flat. Todd moved the Unit behind the vehicle while they searched the database for the plates.  Surprisingly, it came back with a clean, local registration. Todd forwarded the owner’s address to the desk officer on duty for one of the other Units to hunt down the person. They could see no reason to open up the vehicle from the outside, and all the doors were locked. Once they got an owner, they might be able to open it. Otherwise, it would be towed tomorrow. They placed a red sticker on the vehicle and noted the day.

The second car had its windows cracked, and the passenger side window presented with moisture on the inside. Someone or something lived inside there, probably. They knocked but no one responded. They hit it harder. Todd claimed he heard something. Jannine chose to believe him; his hearing was better than hers after all the years practicing on the range. They broke glass and discovered a male, fifty to sixty, bright red, dry skin, mostly unconscious across the front seats. The passenger footwell was full of fast-food bags and cups. The backseat held a dead dog, the legs rigid, but no stink.

Todd wet some towels they kept in the Unit for occurrences like this with the bottle water and worked on lowering the man’s temperature while they waited for the ambulance to arrive. Jannine searched the car for registration and found a yellowed paper from 2018 claiming the car belonged to one Mickey Irving. His wallet was under the driver’s seat and held: two dollars, an expired military ID,  and a bent credit card. The ID was also for Mickey Irving, but whether the overly-thin, bearded man matched the picture of the rigid solider on the ID was anyone’s guess. Jannine’s search did not result in a driver’s license or state ID. The car registration was for Texas, and the plates were California.

The desk clerk said the challenge would be fun, then shared that the dead-body part of animal control will be there when they get there. Likely, it will be a tomorrow problem. Lots of animals were missing after running away for the fireworks from the Independence Day celebrations.

Once the ambulance had left and they placed a red sticker on the second car, they had only one car left.

The one with the smell.

“I broke the last window.” Jannine said after they tried the doors, hood, and trunk.

Todd’s shoulders fell. “Only fair.” He broke the back window on the driver’s side. From there, they were able to open all the doors.

“When I guessed six this morning, I didn’t mean all in one car.” Jannine cursed under her breath.

It was only four people, not her initial guess of six, but they were all too young, the parents and the children.

There was no need for an ambulance. The coroner came and went, as did the tow truck taking the car directly to evidence.

“So, ten o’clock.” Todd said, looking at his watch. “What’s next on our list?”

(words 2,447; first published 8/30/2026)

Flash: A Shot from the Past

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Trigger Alert: Discussion of Human Trafficking

Jacob teased his friend. “Come on, it can’t be that hard.”

“Dude, let’s see how well you do when dealing with a place your parents trafficked you.” Brandon bit out, fighting the nausea building in his stomach.

“This isn’t the same place, not even the same country.” Jacob tried to reassure Brandon. He knew the whole story as Brandon thought it necessary if they were going to split a lease, but he somehow hadn’t put together “I may wake up screaming in the middle of the night” warning with other possible trauma impact. “It’s just a normal drug store.”

“It smells the same.” Brandon muttered, staring at the innocuous building like it was a nightmare incarnate. “They all smell the same.”

“How do you get—”

“Drive-thru.” Brandon cut the obvious question short. “Whenever the doctor prescribes drugs, I go through the drive-thru or have a friend do it. Usually Sharrah, she’s good like that.”

Obviously not his parents. Brandon hadn’t spoken to them since he escaped at eighteen. He hadn’t even returned to Cananda since he finished university. Didn’t even have contact with his siblings. His one brother had committed suicide shortly after Brandon left home, for which the guy still blamed himself but sometimes the only person you can save is you. His two sisters had disappeared into the system when the police had investigated Tyler’s death and never came out where Brandon could find them.

Jacob nodded. “Alright, well, we both need to get our flu and COVID shots if we are going to get these jobs at the hospice facility.” He paused, thinking a moment. “How are you going to handle that? Doesn’t it smell the same.”

“No. No they don’t. That place smells like old people.” Brandon ungripped his fists enough to point at the yellow-brown bricks in front of them. “That place smells like medicine and candy, bleach and rubber and perfume and caked makeup and just slightly sour milk. Nothing else smells like it, not even the grocery store.”

Although Jacob knew it smelled close to it, and since Brandon’s parents also marketed their children at that location too, Brandon had his groceries delivered when he had money. Otherwise, he begged friends, trading housecleaning for grocery runs. Jacob couldn’t imagine having grocery, convenience, and drug stores all on the can’t-go-without-reexperiencing-everything list. How could parents do that to their own children? How could anyone pay to do that to kids?

“Have you not gotten your shots before now?” Jacob asked.

“I usually have them done in the doctor’s office, but they can’t get me in for four weeks.”

“And we start next week.”

“Right.”

“Can we get them done at Urgent Care?”

Brandon wiped his lower face, clearing the sweat above his lips. “I checked. They are all out of the COVID shots and won’t have more until the next round is ready in late September. I can get flu, but that is not enough.”

“Okay, look, we both really need this job. I’ve been looking since the warehouse closed in January, and you since April, and the summer gigs are drying up. You can do this.”

Brandon’s shoulders sagged. “No, I don’t think I can.” He slammed the glove compartment in front of him angrily. “Fuck my parents.” He turned in the seat to face Jacob. “I’m sorry. You go in and get the shots. I’ll help you find a roommate who can pay his half of the rent. I’m so sorry.”

“Dude, we are in this together. I’m not leaving you behind.” Jacob chuckled at a new thought making its way through the frustration. “If only they could do shots in the drive-thru.”

“Yeah, during COVID, they would come out to the parking lot and give shots there.”

“Maybe…” Jacob’s eyes met Brandon’s. “No harm in asking, right? They might-could do it for the elderly, right?”

“It’s worth trying. Maybe not for the non-handicapped, but maybe.” The corner of Brandon’s mouth turned up in a half-smile. “Thanks. I can’t tell you how much this means to me. That you keep trying.”

“What are friends for?” Jacob asked. He turned the key in the ignition to roll down the windows then got out of the car. “I’ll be back as soon as I get an answer, but it might take a while.”

“Thank you. Really.” Brandon stared at the building, memories haunting his eyes. “I just can’t go in there.”

(words 741; first published 7/28/2026 – created based on a story prompt of: Write a story where your protagonist returns to a place they swore they’d never go back to.)

Writing Exercise: Spelling Games

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I text with a sister every weekday morning. She homeschools and our little exchange gives her a bit of adult-time every day while letting me stay in touch with family. At the start of February 2022, she texted: “Good morning, we are trying to do a month of spelling for Feb. and to fix our sleeping patterns.”

As a writer and reader and tax preparer in the middle of tax season, sleeping patterns suggestions would be an exercise of speculative fiction on my part so decided my goal for the month would be to send her a spelling game every day we text. This means the goal was to find or create 20 spelling games. I decided the collected materials could make a good writing exercise – how to do spelling games to help your writing and vocabulary. Many of these games are available as small electronic apps and/or have teacher materials available online.

I’ve also gave suggestions of where these can cross-topics outside of the typical “English” subject, since that is important for teaching.

Twenty Spelling Games with Variations
1. Hangman – (See above illustration)

2. Pictionary – a great board game for the whole family. Where art and vocabulary meet.

3. One Letter at a Time – Change a three (or more) letter words to another word, but every in-between stage also must be a word. JUG-BUG-BOG-DOG
Variations: (a) Encourage the older kids to create base start and stop for the younger kids (my sister’s kids range from kindergarten to teens). (d) Another option is option is having a middle word they must go through, like LOG. (JUG – LUG – LOG – DOG) (c) Instead of an unspecified number of steps (with the goal of as few possible between the first and last word), have a fixed number of steps like 5, 10, or 20. (5 STEPS – JUG-BUG-LUG-LOG-DOG) (d) Fourth variation, have some of the steps have letters already filled in (PREFILL – JUG – _O_ – DOG)

4. Describe This – Take an item and write down the five senses, and each person going around gets to describe one thing (since this is spelling and not just vocabulary and art related, they have to spell the word). Can’t repeat senses until all five are used. At least three times around, so they start working on harder descriptions. Helps with art because you start to really LOOK at things. Can also help with panic attacks and sensory issues as a grounding exercise. In addition, it crosses with science in observation skills and describing an object.
Variations: (a) You might have the older kids be limited to scientific words and descriptions. (b) Other ways to make it harder for the older kids, their words must have a minimum number of letters and/or syllables. Ages 0-6 can have any number; 7-10 at least two, over 10 three or more. Or whatever age breaks work. (c) As a writing, instead of head-to-head, fold the paper into quarter length-wise, write the five senses, and fill in three columns. Then flip the paper over and write a paragraph of prose (or poetry) either with a creative writing description OR a scientific description. At least half the words on the front should be used in the paragraph. The prose paragraph could also be a product review, instead of a creative writing or scientific description, like for Amazon or a Google review. Writing reviews is a growing skill set many people are developing.

Sister texted: “The kids like that game idea, since it is similar to the group stories they write.”

5. Cyphers – Cyphers are the place where math and spelling met. Toss in history because the games (in newspapers) nearly always are quotes (which is also cultural indoctrination). After introducing the concept of cyphers, at the start of each history section, have a famous quote by a person in a cypher. I was thinking they read the opening chapter – you find a quote you like and make a cypher for it. Easy ones at first, where you just move each letter one or two spots in the alphabet. I bet a lot will be online, especially since this is a standard newspaper thing in the games section. A great time to introduce cyphers is WWII and/or discussing the Indigenous codetalkers (any code can be broken, so US used codetalkers from the Native nations including Navajo, Cherokee, and Comanche).

6. Scrabble – The most obvious board games for spelling is Scrabble.

7. Subtract One / Add One / Permutations – Start with a word and subtract a letter. Make a new work – you can jumble the letters to create a new word. If the remaining letters don’t form a word, then remove another until you get a word. Less points if you skip a level (Reverse for add one). Example: meant – name – man – am – a / (alternate path) meant – tame – mat – at – a. Starting words with common letters work best – I – in – tin – thin – hints. Math can be a related subject you call the game permutations, tying the concepts to matrix and multiplication.

8. Wheel of Fortune – Board game and video game. You can create your own if you want. Teaches common letters and the importance (and difference) vowels bring to the table. Cultural training in common phrases. Looking on Amazon (in Feb 2020), there is a board game, a mobile app, and a puzzle challenge book for the Wheel of Fortune. At the website, teacherspayteacher.com there are several Wheel-of-Fortune type games for free.

9. Word Jumbles – Where all the letters are there for several words. The solve area has circles for the jumble answer. A standard newspaper challenge.

10. Foreign Roots – This is more a research game (for people who like to go down rabbit holes). Take a word that breaks normal spelling or grammar rules and find out why. Things like goose becomes geese (from Proto-Germantic), but the plural of moose is moose because moose from the Algonquian language (the Innu people of Quebec Canada). This spelling game is very much tied with History.
Variations: (a) you can focus on Latin Roots to get a strong tie-in to science, especially biology and the naming of animal species.

11. Draw the word / Spell-Draw – Tree, running, red. Make the word into a picture. Where art and spelling meet. To create these pictures, the artist must concentrate on each letter.
Variations: (a) Nouns for the younger group, and verbs and adjectives for the elders. (b) If they get a vocabulary list each week, you could have them choose one word from it to spell-draw. (c) Use this concept to introduce concrete poetry (if unfamiliar with it, search for “concrete poetry examples” in the images part of an online search). Concrete poetry can describe the thing in poem, prose, phrase, or just writing the components parts. Like a tree could be Trunk, branch, life – OR green growing tall, hard rough brown, climbing reach sit – OR I never seen a thing as lovely as a tree (writing around the outline form of a tree.

12. Crosswords – They are available for all ages, and specialize in topics like history and science.

13. Boggle – Available in board and electronic game version.

Sister texted: “We like Boggle. They put it on the tables in the waiting room at the spelling bee.”

14. Tongue Twisters – Fox in Socks (by Dr. Seuss) is a book example. The fun part will be the kids creating their own after being introduced to the traditional examples.

15. Spelling Train – The last letter of the first word is the first letter of the next word. This concentrates on the first and last letters, which is how humans read. Zebra – armadillo – octopus – songbird – dog.
Variations: (a) theme (like animals); (b) number of syllables required and/or minimum or maximum number of letters in each word; (c) at least one (or more) words from this week’s vocabulary list before the train is complete; (d) a set number of words in the train (like 100 words required)

16. Word Roundups – A matrix of letters appears in a square, the object is to find the words from a list appearing below the square of letters. The words may appear forward, backward, going up, going down, or even diagonally. Newspapers often have a theme for the challenge, and the letters remaining un-circled will be the answer to the theme. This type of puzzle really concentrates on the letters of a word.

17. Rhymes With – Concentrates on words rhyming. Start with a word and see how many words you can come up which rhyme with it. Can be fun to discover words which rhyme which don’t look the same when spelled; and words which look the same when spelled and don’t rhyme. Overlapping this game with studying Shakespeare or historical poetry, can show where changes in pronunciation have happened in language drift.

18. Bananagrams – A spelling game available for sale.

19. Overenunciation – When speaking, concentrate on saying every pronounced consonant within the word. This is a speech therapy as well as a singing exercise, and helps clean up many accents. It also helps with spelling since the speaker, when writing the word, can hear all the letters in their head. When singing (and in many accents), the end letters are dropped. “Go(d) is goo…(holding ooo).” “I lo(ooo) yoooo. You R beau-i-fu.” Better singers include the closing consonants, making the song have clearer meaning. As a game, it is fun to use this when reading songs, poetry, or even plays. “I aM GoING ouT To THe SToRe.” Be prepared for the kids to use this as a teasing method for several days after the game happens – Overenunciation is a habit which is easy to develop.

20. Head Pop – This is a word association game. Come with a stack of words – the word is read and the group has to come up with an immediate response … and spell it. Apple – Red. Mouse – Cheese. You can have each child take a turn reading them with all responding or have each child respond in turn. The challenge is the words popping into the head might not be the easiest to spell – usually they are simpler words during quick association, but not always.
Variations: (a) Synonym – the word has to mean the same somehow. Apple – Fruit, would work, but Red would not. (b) Antonym – opposite meaning. Mouse – Elephant.

WRITING EXERCISE: Play a spelling or vocabulary game today. You can choose one of the above, hit the word puzzle section of the newspaper, or play a word app on your phone. Comment below on what game you played, and if you learned anything new playing it.

Flash: Roll to hit the ceiling

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“Roll to hit the ceiling.”

Jeremy looks at me. “You’re kidding, right?”

“Nope. The building you guys have been fighting in has taken a lot of damage. It isn’t a roll to hit the ceiling so much as to not hit a structural wall on the way up.” The superhero team had been fighting for most of the session and thrown everyone and their brother through the walls. “Roll to hit the ceiling, just don’t roll a one.”

Shaking his head, the player of only flying character of the group picks up the twenty-sided like his super strength PowerPal picked up my official big bad of tonight’s session, cocky and confident. He rolled it with a smirk. “Satisfied?”

“Dude, you rolled a one,” says Emily, whose character just got paused on the countdown to negative ten thanks to a hail mary power throw by the group’s healer. Two more points damage and she would have been rolling a new character tonight, as it is, zero isn’t exactly out of the woods even with most of the bad guys minions unconscious or disabled. She watched everything like a hawk.

“Wait, what?” Jeremy picked up the die and confirmed a one. “Bad die, into the dungeon with you.” He tossed it into the little prison the group sets off to the side during games. “So what now?”

“See if you noticed.” I respond. “Roll … perception, wisdom bonus, not intelligence.”

“That’s my dump stat.”

“Don’t care.”

Jeremy wanted to play Superman, but limits applied for game balance. Fortunately a low perception and wisdom works well for how he normally played. “Um, a five.”

“You fly up through the ceiling, clipping the structural wall on the way out, dragging the alien Black Cringe up in your wake, flying to … outer space you said?”

“Yep, going to see how he likes being dropped from orbit. That should do like ten thousand points. Let’s see him heal that.” Jermey leans back on the sofa, crossing his arms.

“Okay, it is going to take you about…” I roll a die behind my screen, “seven rounds to get high enough for that. And will be another two rounds to fly back.” I move paper around, flipping over Black Cringe. That would be one very dead guy soon. “So you are out for the next nine rounds.” I make a mark on the back of the defunct big bad sheet, noting nine rounds. “That is going to take a while to sort out with everyone else. Do you want to make the pizza run now?”

Jeremy shakes his head, confused. “I thought Emily would be doing that like normal. It’s not like she is going to be doing anything, just like always.”

“Hey,” Emily protests, “just because I don’t make tanks doesn’t mean I’m useless.”

“Watch it, Jer.” Mark says, he who is Emily’s boyfriend. Unlike most couples, the female of that romantic team drags the male to the game, but like most sacrificial significant others doing the roleplaying thing with dice, he always volunteers as the healer. We try very hard to ignore their discussions of the roleplaying things without dice she will do at home as a reward for his actions in our RPGs. “My turn to cover, right?” At Emily’s nod, Mark drops a twenty on the table.

After tossing in his ten, Chris tears a new sheet out of his gaming diary. “Mushroom for you, right Erin?” Being the DM, I don’t have to pay. Our group uses that as an incentive to keep someone in the big chair. I nod, before concentrating on making notes and figuring out what happens next.

Andre adds his ten to the pile. “Veggie and a bottle of Pepsi. If there is money left over, grab some ice, I emptied the ice tray earlier.”

“Whatever.” Jeremy grumbles, pulling out his wallet. “Meatlovers, and here is the extra three dollars for that. Mountain Dew as the second bottle.

“You okay with that Erin?” Chris asks me.

I shrug. “I brought cream soda last week. There should still be some left unless Andre drank it.”

“As if.” Andre snorts. “I don’t have blood vessels. I have a caffeine circulatory system.”

“Don’t we all.” Mark winks at Emily.

I shake my head. “I wish.” My friends know I can’t have caffeine. Tomorrow, after today’s long session, is going to suck at work.

Phone call made, Chris counts the money. There isn’t enough to cover a tip, but since we aren’t doing delivery this week, the small amount of extra will be enough to cover a bag of ice and maybe some cookies from the Mexican bakery next door to the pizza place. What kind will be Jeremy’s call as the “volunteer.” Emily usually brings back a vegetable tray. With Jeremy doing the run, I expect a pile of Orejas and some Yoyos. He has the best job of all of us, so he likely will dump in some extra funds to get everything he wants. Not that the bakery is expensive, Jeremy eyes are always bigger than our group’s mutual stomach.

Once out the door, I pull the group back into the campaign by rattling some dice. “PowerPal had the last action of the round, except for Emily.”

“I lie there NOT bleeding this round,” she smiles at her boyfriend. “Thank you SuperAid.”

“Well, the building falls in. Everyone takes three D ten damage.” I roll the dice outside the screen for extra oomph. “Fuck,” escapes my lips. “Ten, nine, three. Twenty-two points of damage.”

“Well, I can’t dodge that.” Emily says. “Dead.”

“Um, can we dodge for half?” Chris perks up, half raising his hand, taking the meta hint Emily just gave the group.

“Sure, but it is difficulty 15.” I smile an apology. “You are inside the building.”

“Ten.” “Seven.” “Fourteen – hey babe, look over my sheet and see if I missed any bonuses.” Emily confirms that Mark did not.

“Okay, everyone takes twenty-two points. The three stories above of the lobby fall down. SuperAid you dodge a ….”

“I’m at negative eleven.”

“You don’t dodge a group of filing cabinets. They fall on top of you. It’s from the second-floor doctor’s office. Buried in medical paperwork, the very nightmare you sought to escape when becoming a superhero.”

“No, not the healer!” Chris protests.

“I’m sorry guys, but to heal Emily last round, I didn’t heal myself.”

“How are you doing MetalMan?” I ask Chris.

“To be honest, worse than SuperAid.”

“Really?” I’m surprised, as Chris’ character’s invulnerability could rival PowerPal’s.

“Yeah, well, I was fighting the two minions with swords, so I had shifted my invulnerability to sharp physical weapons.”

I close my eyes, sighing. “So, bludgeoning.”

“Yep, double damage.”

Game balance was a harsh mistress. His invulnerability was good, but he could shift it around to be even better against specific threats, but that left him weakened against other threats, and he had declared a switch from energy to sharp weapons when the sword minions closed after Firebrand had been defeated by Andre. I might get a Total Party Kill (TPK) by accident.

“I need something heavy to land on you … a wood desk?” I tap my chin. “No, I got it. The bathroom toilets landed on you.”

“Oh, shit!”

Everyone laughs.

Chris flips over on the floor to face his high school buddy on the opposite side of the couch from Jeremy’s character sheets. “Andre, you are the speedster, can’t you use your extra action to maybe grab us? At least SuperAid, so he can bring us back from the dead?”

“Maybe…” Andre looks over his sheet. “I used the extra action earlier, and most of my movement, but I might-could, if I activate my surge power.” He glances my way, raising an eyebrow.

“How many extra activation points do you have left?” Maybe I could avoid a TPK. I never had one before and really don’t consider it a mark of good DMing. But the dice were working hard against me today.

There needed to be a chance of losing, otherwise the winning isn’t as fun. To win, they do need to actually win. And while I do a lot of tweaks behind the screen to create the feeling of a great story, I rolled the dice outside the screen this time the storytelling impact. Ugh.

“One.”

I rub my forehead. “Remind me how the activation works again.”

“I need to roll versus my will.”

“How is your will doing?”

“Not taking into account the twenty-two points of damage?”

I consider a moment. “You didn’t dodge successfully. How did that happen anyway, don’t you have a plus 20 or something?”

“Plus eight, I rolled a two.”

“Of course you did.” I sigh. The dice really are hating the players right now. “But sure, not counting the damage. If you can power surge and get out of the building before it collapses, you won’t be taking the damage.” I hate backtracking actions like the dodge, but the TPK is worse.

“Okay, then my will power is … one for what is left in my activation powers …. And another three for health, I’m at half my hit points … plus a plus two for wisdom. So six at the moment. I need to roll a six or less.”

Normally his will powers are above twenty and he doesn’t need to roll at all. It will be tight but doable. “Sounds right. No added difficulty. Do you have any inspiration so we can have an advantage roll?”

Andre shakes his head no.

“Alright then. Go for it.”

Andre rolls. “Now I get a nat 20?”

“Don’t you fall unconscious when you use the last of your activation points and your power runs out?” Emily inquires as she returns from the kitchen with a cooler to act as an ice bucket for when Jeremy gets back.

“Fuck,” Andre curses. “Yeah, I fall unconscious.”

“Whistling Wind trips on the broken tiles where he had slammed Firebrand, draining the last of his superspeed. He doesn’t even feel the roof falling on him.” Getting an idea, I pick up my backpack and rummage through to see if I brought a particular supplement. There was no reason for me to have done so, but maybe … AHA! “How many hit points do you have left?” I ask while pulling out the multi-verse supplement.

“Negative four.”

“No way PowerPal will be back before you bleed out.” Not even a single round had passed since Jeremy left.

“Nope.” Andre picks up his character sheet and wads it into a ball. “Actual D&D next, or should we try Vampire?”

The players start reaching for their backpacks and carryalls.

“Hey,” I smile evilly, “What is everyone doing?”

Chris looks up at me and sees my expression. Cautiously he says, “We are all dead, shouldn’t we be making new characters?”

After staring at me a moment, Emily and Mark glance at each other. “Oh, no,” they say in unison.

I lift the supplement so they can see the title.

Emily rubs her hands together gleefully. “What do we see?”

“White, glowing white as far as you can see. Beside you are your fellow supers, just Know-it-All, SuperAid, and MetalMan right now. Whistling Wind, you will show up when you finish bleeding out. A figure in black robes, carrying a scythe approaches.”

“Hell, ya!” Andre claps his hands.

Chris frowns, shifting in his seat. “It won’t be fair if Jeremy can’t play.”

“Don’t worry.” My expression turns even more evil as I flip back over the Black Cringe character sheet. “I never said the villain was unconscious. While you eat, I’ll run PowerPal’s sky battle one-on-one if no one minds. A hurricane was rolling in, if I remember.”

“No, are you … no.” Emily says. “But…”

I shake my head and hold up a finger. “No meta.”

“What?” Chris eyebrow crunches, and he picks up his diary, flipping pages. “Storm … storm powers.”

I can tell when he hits the section from the superhero game I ran last year before Andre took his turn at the chair for Space Opera in the summer.

“Oh my fucking god.”

There is a knock on the door.

“No meta.” I repeat firmly as Andre opens the door, where Jeremy is juggling three boxes of pizza, a plastic bag of ice, and two paper bags of Mexican bakery goodness.

(words 2,069; first published 11/13/2023)

Roleplaying Group Series

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Writing Exercise: 50-Word Prompts 2020

WRITING EXERCISE

Package season is kicking my tuchus, so we are going to do the 50-word prompts again.

Write two 50-word flashes. Aim for 50 words, give or take five extra words. Don’t read my attempts until after you do your own. Writing them directly in the comment section below will help you focus on the flash aspect – just getting words out.

How does this exercise help you as a writer: (1) just write things out quickly; (2) learn to work from prompts (important for the anthology world); (3) practice writing to a word count.

WORD PROMPT FOR 50-WORD FLASH: Light

VISUAL PROMPT FOR 50-WORD FLASH

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My Attempts

TEXT PROMPT: Light

The packages were stacked tall in the pumpkin, all sorts of sizes and weights. Light thin Amazon packages, large packages from toy stores, squishy clothing packages, weird ones with a hard bit that must be bed-slippers. And dog food. I HATE dog food. Forty pounds moving like a dead body. (first published 3/21/2022; 50 words)

VISUAL PROMPT

Seaweed clung to the tip of the knife. Something expected when gutting fish in the muck passing for water these days. Leonyd went to close the shelter door as the first rays of dawn skittered across landscape, burning everything they touched like molten sparks from a forge. Damn climate change. (first published 3/21/2022; 50 words)

Series: 50-word Prompts

  1. Prompts 1& 5 (2/19/2017)
  2. Prompts 6 & 12 (2/26/2017)
  3. Prompts 7, 8, 10, 11 (3/19/2017)
  4. Prompts (The Mouse Roars) (3/26/2017)
  5. 50-word prompts 2018 (12/25/2018)
  6. 50-word prompts 2019 (8/27/2019)
  7. 50-word prompts 2020 (12/22/2020)
  8. 50-word prompts 2021 (12/28/2021)
  9. 50-word prompts 2022 (12/17/2022)
  10. 50-word prompts 2023 (12/26/2023)
  11. 50-word prompts 2024 (12/24/2024)
  12. 50-word prompts 2025 (12/25/2025)