Flash: Date a Necromancer

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“You need to stop leaving dead bodies in my kitchen.”

My cat looks up at me. “Merp?”

“No, not you.” I pick up Agent Tom and pet his stripped fur. “I want all the mice to be dead and birds to stop shitting on my car. You are perfect.” I kiss his head and brush my cheek against the top of his head while staring daggers at my boyfriend.

Looking up from his textbook, Nathan holds his spoon halfway between his bowl of cereal and his mouth, dripping milk. “What?”

I glare at the severed hand on the waxpaper and the intestines in the mason jar sitting on my side of the table and then back at him.

He finishes putting the spoon in his mouth, chews, and swallows. “What?”

“Oh for the love of G– clean up after yourself!” I let Agent Tom escape my arms before turning to get the hot bread out of the toaster. Muttering under my breath, I butter the toast. “Date a necromancer, my mom says. People are always dying, he will never be out of a job, she says. No mention of the…” I switch to a much louder voice, “…constant body parts just dropped everywhere!”

I drag my chair to his side of the table and shove his book aside to make room for my toast and grapefruit.

“Wait, what, …” Nathan moves the textbook before the shift flips the pages. “… Anita, give me a second.”

I roll my eyes, but let him move things without any further intervention, though the body parts on the other side of the table remain in place. “Idiot.” I accuse him affectionately.

“Psycho,” he replies, giving me a half-smile and nudging my leg with his before going back to his studies. Finals are in two weeks.

(words 301; first published 3/15/2020)

Author Spotlight: Darin Kennedy

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Dr. Darin Kennedy just had a new book come out from Falstaff for the first series he wrote. During his year-long deployment to Iraq in 2003 as an United States Army physician, he created the contemporary chess-based fantasy Pawn’s Gambit.  This became a “trunk” book as he went on to hone his writing craft once home in between his day job being a family doctor. 

He worked with short stories, publishing over twenty of them, including ones about April Sullivan: Necromancer for Hire which he has collected into a single book. And he wrote the amazing Fugue & Fable series, which I have talked about before, focused on orchestral music and a detective with some paranormal abilities.

But back to Pawn’s Gambit, the first of a series. If you read Mussorgsky Riddle before Gambit, you can see his growth as a writer. Even so, his love of the game of chess comes through on every page as well as influence of the superhero comics from his youth.

So many different interests, with a focus on the fantastic. Pick up something from the good Doctor – from Chess to Ballet, something is sure to delight.

Author Spotlight: Kalayna Price

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The quiet, sweet dark voice whispers, “Want to fire dance?”

A USA Today Bestselling author, Kalayna Price, has two series: Alex Craft (Grave Witch) and Novels of Haven (Once Bitten), both featuring strong women with powers carrying debilitating prices. Alex Craft sees ghosts (who are great spies, but terrible backup) and Haven has vampires. I loved the Alex Craft books and look forward to reading her Haven series.

At convention panels, Ms. Price needs to be mic’ed – her speaking voice is as soft as her pen is strong. But her witty advice is worth hearing as much as her writing is worth reading, so I will sit in the first row listening to everything.

You can find out more about Ms. Price at her website, including her fire dancing: Kalayna Price.

Flash: Team Necro (Version 2)

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“So what is in the box Caitlynn?” The dainty brunette asked as the larger woman easily hauled the box in from the hall.

Caitlynn smiled, dropping it on the left desk of their small office quietly since Gerald lay on the long sofa with a tattooed arm thrown over his dark eyes, covering the fresh scratches on his face from the previous night. “Advertisements!” she stage-whispered, snapping open the small knife she always carried in her back pocket to cut the packing tape.

The large black man groaned from the sofa.

The leggy blond respond to what for Gerald could be interpreted as a full sentence. “Yep, got everything we looked at.”

Dropping his arm, Gerald’s muscles bunched as he leveraged himself into a seating position. “No ties.” He bore holes into the more enthusiastic of his two best friends of the female variety.

“Went with the vests instead of the Men-In-Black look.” She took one out, snapping it to unfold it, and laying it against her ample breasts. Blood red, the pocket was embroidered with the company name she had chosen.

Jenni frowned. “Still think ‘Waking Dead’ is going to get some copyright infringements.”

“That’s what Daddy’s lawyers are for, and if things like ‘Lawn’n’Order’ for a landscaping firm can exist so can we.” Caitlynn smiled at her two friends. “Besides Walking Dead hires necromancers. Three of their actors require them.”

“Really?” Jenni raised an eyebrow at the claim.

But Caitlynn knows her business. “Yep, two of the dead are really dead and one of the ‘living’ who will get bit in the next season. Everlasting Staffing requires all their actors to sign a contract allowing them to be raised for up to ten years. Very useful for unexpected deaths. Imagine how much better Zounds or Dark Cloud Mountain would have been if Nowell or Payseur had been able to complete filming. Several movie companies are trying to make it part of the boilerplate but the union is fighting it.”

“Throw one here.” Gerald stood up. All six foot eight and three foot wide of him. Caitlynn pulled at one of the largest vests and tossed it over. He slid it over his stained and torn t-shirt and button up the front.

Eyeing the red fitting snuggly against Gerald’s chest, Jenni nodded. “Some days I really hate you Caitlynn.”

The blond sighed, licking her lips. “He looks great in uniform.”

“Toss one over here.” Jenni walked over from her desk.

Both of the women quickly buttoned up the vests. Caitlynn’s hugged her generous curves yet screamed professional like an accountant, while Jenni’s straightened her back and took her from dainty doll to something a breath more lethal. Suddenly they went from three recently graduated college kids to a professional firm.

The blond pulled out the door sign for their office to replace the paper printout presently taped to the door. “Waking Dead, Necromantic Consultants”

(word count: 485 – first published 9/18/2016)

Flash: Team Necro (Version 1)

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“That was quick!” Caitlynn cried joyously seeing the box left by parcel post.

Gerald frowned, making the wrinkles carved into his face deepen, hiding some recent scratches and older scars. Beside him, Jenni, the third of the friendship of three and soon-to-be co-owner of the company Caitlynn was starting, asked, “What did you order?”

After unlocking the newly rented one-room business office, Caitlynn opened the door wide, ushering her two friends and business associates if her arm twisting stuck through the next half hour of signing contracts. “Everything. Wait until you see them! But first – ta-da!”

Caitlynn’s money had been well-spent on the small room. Recently painted cream-color walls and tiled floor brown-and-cream geometric pattern reflected light from the hallway. Two desks with computers with a small barrier between them created separate work areas plus two dark brown pseudo-leather couches and a low table demarking a waiting area furnished the room. One of the easily cleanable couches stretched more than six foot, long enough for Gerald to lay down, and took up most of the right wall. A lockable four-drawer filing cabinet was tucked in the last bit of the wall and had a printer on top. A flick of the switch lit the windowless room, igniting the small hum of fluorescents and blinking the room blue then yellow as the gases warmed up.

On one desk, a manila folder lay ready for the day. The bouncy redhead picked up the box and brought it over to the left desk. Along the far wall the only decorations were three diplomas framed in heavy brown and gold wood. Jenni glanced at them, “So that is why you borrowed my bachelor’s degree.”

“Have to make people know we are serious and not some fly-by-night shop of blood and gore.”

“We are a night shop of blood and gore.” Gerald growled in his low bass.

After putting the parcel down, Caitlynn grabbed the large man’s muscular arm and smiled up with enthusiasm. “And blood and gore attracts lots of flies, but we are not fly-by-night. We are here to stay.”

Jenni’s mouth twisted. “At least until Daddy’s money runs out.” Caitlynn’s touch with reality was sometimes questionable when she fell in love with an idea. Great friend, loyal in all things once she was sure you weren’t after her because of who her family was. Honest but strangely not naive, she was able to see through lies except the ones she told herself.

“Daddy didn’t put a dime into this. He stopped helping me after buying the van for college. This is trust fund all the way and didn’t even touch the principal. Grandma wanted me to be able to do this.”

“Are you sure?” The dainty brunette leaned against the left undecorated wall while Gerald crossed his arms and let the fabric-covered cubicle barrier support him, resting head and shoulders above the five-foot freestanding wall. Jenni could see it become his favorite spot to listen to them talk if they went through with this craziness.

“Asked her myself last October.”

Gerald grunted while Jenni raised an eyebrow. “She wanted you to work?”

“Yes she did.” Caitlynn opened the center drawer of the desk, pulling out a couple of pens. “She always wanted to do more, use her smarts and skills and be more than arm candy and a ticket into politics for the General, but the time wasn’t right.” Twisting the pens between her fingers, Caitlynn slipped out of her big-sell persona she had been operating in since Gerald graduated mid-winter, six months behind the female friends more traditional schooling schedule. “It hurts not to use the magic. She didn’t want me to go through the pain of holding it all in and then losing it by inches.”

“But that is me.” She passed her two friends the pens, opened the manila folder, and handed out copies of the contracts. “This is you. I know I have begged and badgered, but if you don’t want to do this I totally understand. It’s a big risk and I can’t promise you a paycheck. We are going to have to earn them.”

Jenni shook her head. “You said this room is covered and got the apartment, plus the spook-mobile. Aside from food and cell phones, we aren’t going to need much.”

The basement apartment Caitlynn found was within walking distance from five-story office building and had three very small bedrooms surrounding one large kitchen-dining-living space area. Only one bathroom, which could be a problem on days they worked for real, but the office building had been used for chemical experiments in the ’50s and had showers located next to the bathrooms on the top floor where they were located. The top floor didn’t have an elevator, so the owners hadn’t spent as much on renovations leaving an industrial-military cold war feel even thin carpet in the halls could not hide. If they didn’t mind taking the freight elevator to the fourth floor and sneaking up the final set of stairs, they could all clean up at the same time.

“My retirement check will cover food.” Gerald had served in the military for twenty years before going to college. Big, tattooed, black, and completely unfamiliar with the education process having survived inner city school system more interested in graduating teenagers alive then educated, he stumbled into the biology tutoring center desperate for help after hitting Dr. Smith’s Intro of Human Biology and discovered Jenni and Caitlynn. He managed to suffer through Caitlynn’s initial combination of hero-worship and debutant-charity thanks to Jenni’s sarcasm and pragmatism.

And they gelled in a way no one could explain except others touched by magic. Before Jenni and Caitlynn had gone for each other’s throats working the tutoring circle; overachievers, one from money-privilege and one from intellectual-privilege, they raised sparks against each other in their bid to be the class valedictorian. Their only competition was each other in the ivory tower environment and they realized it before freshman year was even over. It all changed junior year. Within a week of adding Gerald to the mix, they were sneaking into the medical rooms after dark to get better views of the cadavers.

They were a coven, forever together. Signing the business contract was a forgone conclusion and they all knew it.

(1,051 words – first published 8/21/2016)