Flash: Hair of Dog (Pets for Vampires 4)

“Morning, hot shot.”

Christine rolled away from the light, moaning.

“You remember last night.”

She pulled a pillow over her head and it was immediately pulled away again.

“What do you remember about last night.” The mean voice pulled the covers down. “I got work in three hours. Come on.”

Hands grabbed her shoulders and rolled her to the edge of the bed.

“Why were you drinking.”

She focused her blood-shot eyes on the man who paid for her drinks last night and managed one word. “Vampires.”

“Right, you so remember. Let’s get you to the bathroom.” A yank had her standing and arms under her shoulders dragged her to the bathroom before setting her up beside the toilet.

“Here you go.” The voice pushed a bottle into her hand.

“wha is it?” she mumbled, eyes still shut.

“Hair of dog.”

“No.” She shook her head. “Don’ wanna.”

“Drink up.” She heard the cap crack open and the drink was pushed against her lips. When she tried to turn her head away, the voice pinched her nose and pressed harder until the medicine made it down both her breathing and food pipes. She coughed a bit before grabbing the porcelain bowl and started vomited what was left in her stomach.

“When you are done, shower and come down stairs, I’ll make you some toast.”

She retched again. “I hate you.”

“Yeah, I know.”

***

Christine stumbled against the kitchen island and pulled out a tall chair before climbing up. A cup of coffee in the biggest damn mug she had ever seen got pushed under her nose. “Thank you.”

“De nada.” Walker responded.

“I hate that hair of dog.”

“Yep.” Greasy smells and frying sizzles came from the other side of the worn laminate. A pop sounded. After a scrap, scrap, a scooting noise put toast at her elbow.

“One of these days I’m gonna shove it down your throat.”

“You should be so lucky.” The black man chuckled, moving the frying pan over a second plate. Eggs slid out making Christine’s stomach churn again.

After drinking enough coffee to assure her it wasn’t coming up again, Christine eyed the toast, mostly to keep from watching Eldrige tuck in his breakfast. “How much did I drink last night?”

“Nine beer and four shots.”

“How am I even still alive?” She moaned, focusing on the dark, dark liquid, the only thing kind and sensitive to her needs this morning.

“You threw up in the parking lot before getting in the car.” Walker shrugged. “Then again between the car and the apartment. Thank you for not throwing up in the car.”

“De nada.” She poked at the toast considering, deciding more coffee would be good first, she took another drink, looking around the kitchen to make sure more coffee was available once she finished the first mug, and saw the clock. “Eleven? Angelo needs—”

“He got off to school on time.” Walker sat down across from her. “He’s sixteen and got it together.”

“He must be worried sick. I always text him if I’m not coming home.”

“Which you insisted on after the eighth beer.” The older man pulled her phone out and pushed it across.

“You didn’t let me…” Christine knew she had been in no shape for drunk texting her kid.

“I let you unlock the phone, and then I sent him a text you wouldn’t be home last night.”

“Good. Thank you.” She sagged against the high back chair. “I’m a horrible mother.”

“You are a cop and a mother and a human being. Sometimes it’s tough being all three.”

A small sob-laugh escaped as she finished her first mug of coffee. “Aint that the truth.”

“Now, I got two hours before I need to be out the door. Talk to me.”

“About what?

He took the mug away and refilled it, but pushed the plate of toast closer to her while holding the cup of life away. “Two bites, then you can have it back.”

Christine dutifully took the two bites. Once the mug was down, she poured sugar into it.

“The vampires, well, alleged vampire.” Walker sat down again. “Start from the beginning.”

Still not believing he was taking all of this seriously, she reported everything word for word, down to the “No need to waste resources.” He asked a few questions, but gave nothing back except grunts until she ran out of steam. Her reward was some cold crisp bacon tipped out of the second frying pan.

Eldridge picked up her plate and the frying pans, made his way to the kitchen sink, and turned on the water. Standing, Christine joined him beside the rinsing area, pulling down the drying towel. “So, vampires are real.”

“Yes.” The plates and mugs only needed some quick swipes.

“But you never told me.” She moved the faucet over the rinse sink and ran water over the utensils.

“Nope.”

“How am I to protect people if you don’t tell me everything?” Angrily she shook the water off the plates.

“Are you going to tell Angelo and Silvia?”

Christine glared at him before drying the plate in her hand. “Of course not, they don’t need to know.”

“And it could get them killed.” He pulled the plug out of the sudsy water. “The monsters like to keep their secrets secret. Same reason why I didn’t tell you. Unless you get noticed, there is not reason to know.”

“And now?” Christine put the last of the dishes away before turning around and crossing her arms. “What about now?”

“We’ll see.”

She narrowed her eyes. “See … what?”

“If they go back to ignoring you, or if you are noticed.” He took the towel from where she dropped it in a ball and spread it on the counter to dry. “Look, I got to go. I’ll call out but the witness … you know.”

“24/7 protection. Yeah, you go. I still got your key on my chain. I’ll lock up.”

“I can drop you off on the way.”

She blinked, realizing she still wasn’t completely with it. “Right, the car is still at the station.” Christine looked down and pulled her shirt away from her skin. “And one shower is not enough to see people.”

Once outside, Christine remembered something that bugged her about the wakeup, more than the whole hangover issue. As they walked to the car, she asked, “Why did you ask me if I remembered anything about last night?”

“Well, you had been drinking heavily.” Walker said as he walked around the car.

“No, that isn’t right.” Christine climbed in and buckled her seatbelt. “You kept at it until I answered.”

“Yeah, well, most people don’t remember the next day.” He looked both ways before pulling into the lunch traffic.

“What do you mean?”

“Well, Steward and Heale, for example, totally blanked after their werewolf encounter.” Walker shrugged while monitoring the mirrors. “Got drunk, falling down blackout drunk like normal. Like we all do. I think it is a defense mechanism. See if we can erase it out of existence. Most people just lose the day.”

“Like I don’t remember texting Angelo last night.”

“You were ten drinks in, and you still remembered your kid.” He looked over at her and smiled. “Don’t kick yourself over it.”

“But most people forget.”

“Yeah, like for every three people who see the other side, only one remember seeing it.” Walker pulled next to her car at the precinct. “If you had blanked, I would have rolled with it, but it’s nice to see you are one of the strong ones.”

Christine climbed out, but leaned back in the door. “What the others know?”

“That would be telling.” He nodded to the door. “Tick, tock, I got to go.”

“I hate you.”

“Yep. Stay safe.”

“You too.”

She closed the door instead of slamming it and let Walker go. She stared at her car then at the precinct building where reports waited to be written. Sniffing under her arms, Christine decided that one shower would be enough, especially if she wanted to see her kid tonight after work. Maybe the smell would keep others back. Beside she had a spare set of clothes and there was a shower next to the SWAT area.

(words 1382, first published 9/29/2022)

Pets for Vampires Series (Order of Creation)

    1. Pets: Another One, Reginald? (5/17/2020)
    2. Veronica Visits (Pets 2) (6/7/2020)
    3. Still See His Teeth (Pets 3) (11/29/2020)
    4. Hair of Dog (Pets for Vampires 4) (12/6/2020)

Flash: Still See His Teeth (Pets 3)

Photo by Guido Coppa on Unsplash

“Thank you for taking the time to see me, Dr. Longfurrow.” After shaking his hand, Christine Wall sat down opposite the director of Alternative Medicine in the windowless office, that somehow still felt light and airy. Pale wood paneling, sealed variegated sandstone flooring, and a high ceiling made the repurposed mining shaft a modern wonder. Local artists paintings of the Mojave Desert added bright bursts of color, while indigenous pottery and woven blankets added a feeling of comfort. The only concession to business was the heavy wooden desk and the high-end ergonomic chairs. She noted the inkblot center pad was clean, but the in and out boxes had neat stacks of paper with today’s date. No pens were in sight, likely stored within the desk. A balance between something in use but not used much. The only weird thing was the skeleton in one corner, a little shorter than the standard seen in most doctor’s offices. As a medical research facility, not out of place, but her understanding was Alternative Medicine specialized in blood reproduction and storage research not bones.

“Thank you for accepting an after-hours appointment, Detective.” He smiled without showing teeth. “Today’s experiment didn’t allow one to walk-away. I hope the drive out wasn’t bad.”

She laughed. “No problems once I got outside city limits. Inside, well, you know what Las Vegas traffic is like, Dr. Longfurrow.”

“I do indeed.” The man brushed his longish hair back, giving a clear view of his dark eyes. “And please, call me Reggie.”

“Would you mind if I record our interview, Reggie?” Christine took out her cell phone to place on the desk between them.

The businessman stared at it a moment, considering. “I do believe I might. Before we begin, may I ask exactly what this is about?”

The detective reached to pull her phone back.

“No, leave it out. Just so I can make sure you don’t turn on the recording by accident.” The welcoming tones Reginald had been using turned as icy as the man’s hand felt when she shook it.

She jerked her hand back in surprise, glancing up at his black eyes. His eyes, for a moment, took on the dead stare many of the owners of the casinos had. “Um. Okay.” Christine cleared her throat “I’m here about,” she pulled out her handwritten notes that she used since about half the time her phone got confiscated before she could see people in Vegas, “a Miss Erica Halverson. I understand she worked for you as an accountant.”

The man’s eyes crinkled at the edges and the lips curled a little more, revealing a flash of teeth. “Ah, yes.”

“Do you need to consult someone to make sure she works for you?” Christine was used to the corporate run-around of avoiding admitting anything.

“No, I’m well aware of Miss Halverson’s position in my company.” Dr. Longfellow leaned back a little. “That is before we released her four days ago. Are you here about her embezzlement?”

“Embezzlement? No, that would be a different department. Which officers are you working with?” Christine pulled out a pencil and made a note in her pad.

“Officers Connell and Rickerd. We’ve been working with then since she was fired.”

“I’m surprised it didn’t come up when we searched her name in the database for priors.” Christine raised her eyes again to meet the black orbs, but she kept wanting to look away at one of the blankets behind him or the really well done sunset over Red Rock Canyon landscape. She forced her eyes back. “She disappeared three days ago.”

“Did she now?”

The speculative, satisfied tone was completely at odds for someone now at the top of her list for foul play. “Yes.” Christine narrowed her eyes, tapping her pencil against her pad. “You wouldn’t know anything about that, would you?”

“Why would I?” He laughed, a rich, deep laugh, one that invited you to join the joke, and Christine’s stomach flipped. “But, if I were speculating, Miss Halverson either took the quarter million she stole from me and ran, or whoever she owed the money to might have collected it with interest.”

Having not heard anything about owing money from Erica’s family and friends during the six hours since she got assigned the case, Christine raised an eyebrow. “She owed money?”

“Usually, one doesn’t start stealing without a good cause. People are not villains by nature, they become villains out of habit.” Dr. Longfurrow pulled out his phone. “Let me call up my head of finance, she can help explain what our audit revealed.” The man tapped in a number and set it on the center of the desk beside her own. When someone answered, he said, “Mary, mi amiga, perdon por llamarte a casa. I have you on speaker phone with a Detective Wall. She is investigating the Halverson incident from another angle. Could you log onto your computer?”

“De nada, Don Reginald. Las ninas ya estan en la cama. Un momento.”

Christine waited, making a note that the very white research professional spoke flawless Spanish, though with the same underlaying accent indicating neither English nor Spanish was his native language – “Good Spanish, accent?”. Beside that note she scratched he also talked to staff on friendly terms.

“Do you understand Spanish, Detective?” Dr. Longfurrow asked.

“Not as well as you seem to, Reggie. Enough to get by on the streets, but I bring in a translator for interviews.”

“Very good. Mary, did you hear that?”

“Si, Don Reginald, I speak English.”

Mary’s accent could steam tamales. If Christine needed to interview her directly, she would need to bring Ramirez. No wait, he sucked at business things, it would have to be Solorzano. She hoped Ana wasn’t undercover again.

“Ask your questions.” The research doctor waved at his phone.

Christine hoped the other detectives would forgive her for stepping on their case, but a missing person took precedence. “Um, how much did Miss Halverson steal?”

“She steal $297, 642.32.”

“I’m assuming it was over a period of time.”

“Que?”

“When was the first incident of the theft?”

“Ah, four month ago. Nine June. She embezzle two thousand that day.”

“Why did it take four months to find the theft?”

“She good. Otherwise, no hire her, si? Found in quarterly check. Investigate a month to catch total.”

“And when did you report it to the proper authorities?”

“I report to Don Reginald when investigate start.”

“I mean like to the police.”

“Don Reginald do so.”

Christine leaned back in the chair, glancing at the business owner. “Thank you, Mary.”

“De nada. Algo mas, Don Reginald?”

Dr. Longfellow leaned forward, “No,” he glanced up at the Detective who gave him a slight nod, “Gracias por su ayuda y tiempo. Buenas noches.”

“Buenas noches.” The glow on the cell phone faded after the green circle turned red.

The handsome twenty-something male, who looked far too young to finished an advance degree and become the business owner of a multi-million dollar research facility, pulled his phone back and slipped it inside his tailored jacket. Must be nice to come from money.

“May I ask when you reported the embezzlement to the police?”

“Fifteen minutes after she was escorted off premises.” Dr. Longfellow responded. “We confronted her in a secured area, and she admitted to a gambling habit, begging forgiveness for her addiction and promising to enter therapy. We provided the detectives the recording … hmm … yesterday? This morning? Let me see.” He reached into his outgoing pile, flipping through a few pages. “Ah, yes, this morning at ten we sent it by courier to the station.”

Christine wrote down “Therapy” on her pad beside Cancun and collectors. “Why did you not suggest checking into therapy as option?”

“Detective, she had a quarter million dollars,” He shook his head sadly. “of my company’s money. Money being used in medical research to save lives. Being so near the strip, we have had gambling addicts before and have an extensive program in place to help our workers. She did not avail herself of it. So, she either ran or committed suicide.”

“Suicide?” Christine jerked up.

“Suicide by mob, or,” Reginald smiled, this time showing his full teeth with two very pointy canines on the outside, “by me.”

Christine gulped, then whispered, “Suicide?”

“I would recommend marking this a cold case, Detective Wall.” The researcher, and who knew what else, lips lowered into his welcoming smile and Christine relaxed just a bit, slipping from defcon 9 to 8. “Miss Halverson is never going to show up again, anywhere, ever. No need to waste resources.”

Dr. Longfurrow stood and offered her his arm. “Would you like a tour of the facility?”

Christine tucked her phone away on her belt holster, considering the arm and the display of teeth. “Thank you.”

***

By the time Christine returned to the precinct, it was well after midnight. She sat at her desk and, finally, allowed herself to start shaking. Putting her head on the scarred desk, tears leaked out of the corner of her eyes onto her jacket.

“Anything wrong, hot shot?”

“No Walker.”

She heard the chair opposite hers pull out and a heavy coffee mug hit the table, no Styrofoam cups for him. “Comeon, tell Daddy Eldrige what is wrong.” The black officer leaned over and touched her arm.

Christine jerked it back, but pulled up, letting the older Senior Detective see her red, wet face.

“Oh, that looks bad.” He tilted his head to the side, “Golden Bar bad or Randy Pithouse bad.”

Christine shook her head. “One without other cops bad.” Detective Walker was a longtime friend of the family and got her into law enforcement. He would understand.

“It’s Vegas, we’ll find something.” He nodded to her computer, “Enter what you gotta and then we can cut lose.”

Staring at the computer like staring into a tunnel waiting for the train to hit, she bit her lip. She pushed back the wobbly chair and stood. “It’s a cold case.” Christine closed her eyes and choked back a sob, then sighed, shaking her shoulders. “It’s a cold case and can wait until morning.”

Christine clocked out, then went to the cage and turned in her belt and weapons to the officer in charge there. Walker did the same, informing the balding man, “Going drinking, we’ll pick these up once we are sober again.”

“Don’t drink and drive.” The man told them.

“Never do.” Eldridge waved as they walked away.

Christine whispered under her breath, “You always do.”

“No more than three,” Eldridge jiggled his belly, “and that is still under quota at my body weight. Being fat has some advantages.”

“The chief is going to make you lose weight soon.”

“Not before retirement.” Walker laughed. “It isn’t worth the battle to him. One year and six months and four days out.”

Pulling out of the station parking lot, he chose a direction away from the strip, toward where they both lived. After a few moments he asked, “So, what happened today?”

“I interviewed the CEO of Alternative Medicine for my missing person case.” Christine stared out the window at the passing neon signs.

“Alternative Medicine, good company.”

Christine looked over at Walker. “Really?”

“Yeah, when Charlene had cancer, before she died, they took her in for a clinical trial.” Walker activated the left turn signal while they waited at a light. “They were testing 3-D printing of blood.”

“Blood, right.” The younger detective shuddered.

“Yeah, her type of cancer destroyed red blood cells.” The light changed and he turned. “Anyway, that shit worked. Printed blood, who would have thought? And they paid for everything during the trail that insurance wouldn’t cover. Even gave a little extra, kept me out of debt until funeral costs hit.”

“You ever dig out of that?” Christine asked, back to staring out the window.

“Yeah, the guys put together a collection, and the kids helped out some too.” Walker brought the car to a stop. “Alright, we’re here.”

Christine looked up at the neon sign on the outside of the beat-up bar. All it said was “The Dive.” Sounded like the perfect place.

Walker directed her to a sticky table in the back with the vinyl seats were less split than most before he walked over to the bar.

After dropping two large beers on the table, and a shot of rotgut for her since she wasn’t driving, he spun around the chair and sat down. “So, spill.”

“I think I’m comprised.” She stared at the foam on the beer.

“Oh.” Walker slid his beer from one hand to the other on the table. “That’s a problem.”

“Yeah.”

“How?” He took a pull of his drink while waiting her out.

“Um,” she started. “The CEO…um.” She pulled the shot to her and slammed it back, shaking. The Dive’s whisky didn’t have a top shelf, but certainly had a bottom shelf. Maybe even a basement shelf.

Turning the cup upside down, she placed it on the table.

She cleared her throat one more time. “Do you believe in vampires?”

“Vampires?” Eldrige turned his head sideways considering. “And one has comprised you?

“Yeah … no … I don’t know.” Christine pulled her hair out of its pins, stacking them on the table in front of her beside her untouched beer. “He offered to pay for house repairs.”

Walker nodded his head sagely. “Your house is in need of repairs.”

“Yeah, but how did he know?”

“Who’s he?”

“The CEO, Dr. Reginald Longfurrow.” After scrunching her hair around to release tension, Christine reached for the beer and took a drink.

“And did you accept the offer?”

“No, but then he offered anything else he could help me with…”

Walker drew a finger down through the condensation. “And you suggested something.”

“Yeah … no … yeah.” Christine gulped down half the beer. “I … I already knew I would make it a cold case. Suicide, he said it was suicide, and she had to have known, right? She worked for him. In a freaking place that makes blood. So, it is kind-of like suicide. So why not? … I said I needed a new engine for the clunker, you know, so Angelo would have something to drive when he finishes driver’s training in December.”

“Not a bad choice,” her lifelong advisor, the one who told her her marriage had been an extremely bad choice from the very beginning, who never cut corners, but also said, do what you got to do to come home once she had her babies, didn’t chastise her for taking the bribe. “No one will question why the POS is still moving, at least no more than the fact it is still moving.”

“But I shouldn’t have,” begging for forgiveness or accusation, or forgetfulness colored Christine’s voice. “Should I?”

“If he really is a vampire—”

“Wait, vampires are for real?” Christine squeaked.

“Yeah,” Walker sighed, “they are. And if he really is a vampire, well their code of ethics is as fucked as the mob. Tit for tat sort of thing. Unlike the mob, he won’t expect follow-up. You helped him, he helped you. You are even. You aren’t bought.”

“Really?” Hope wrestled with fear in the alcoholic pool of Christine’s stomach filled with the whisky and, when did she get two empty beers? She blinked. “I’m good?”

“Yeah, you should be in the clear, unless you want to work with him more.” Walker waved his hand. “Some of the monsters like keeping law enforcement around like pets.”

“There is more?”

“Yeah, but here is Vegas I think the vampires are the top of the food chain. Well, except for the mob. It’s been a while since they duked it out.” Walker finished his drink. “Mostly they stay out of each other’s way. The vamps only run the Coven-Tree Casino and a few of the brothels; they remain more legit than the rest. Have to, since they can’t have the light of day shining in their business, literally.”

“How do you know all this?”

“Well, working in the organized crime unit, you run into things at the higher end of crime, and vamps, they live long enough to get money.” He gathered their glasses and came back with another three. Two for her and one for him.

Unlike Walker, she wasn’t pushing three hundred pounds of muscle and fat stretched across a six nine frame. If she downed another two, she would be staggering out of her and paying the piper with a big hangover when she woke up after passing out.

The detective grabbed a mug and chugged half.

“Why…” she burped, “why you no tell me about all this?”

“Because the underworld … and the underworld … you don’t need that shit in your life, hot shot.”

“Well, it is now, so what should I do?”

“You can step away—” he started before being cut off.

“Not happening.” She finished her third mug.

“You can step away until Angelo graduates.” He suggested.

“Oh,” Christine held up a finger, “maybe, that would be good. Stay alive until the kids are out of the hose … house.”

“You got one out already. She is nearly done her associate.”

“Yessh, Graduating early from shummer clashes.” Christine face broke into her first smile of the night, rightly proud of her accomplishment after her husband abandoned her.

“Exactly, and Angelo already is working in the trades.”

“Gradu-eats in two years, got appretiz-ships offers.” She pulled the other mug to her, “Wait, it broke.” She stared in confusion at the empty mug.

“Another one?”

“Yesh please. I can still see his teeth.”

(words 2948, first published 9/29/2022)

Pets for Vampires Series (Order of Creation)

  1. Pets: Another One, Reginald? (5/17/2020)
  2. Veronica Visits (Pets 2) (6/7/2020)
  3. Still See His Teeth (Pets 3) (11/29/2020)
  4. Hair of Dog (Pets for Vampires 4) (12/6/2020)

Flash: Market Day Purchase

Photo by Jonny Clow on Unsplash

“Come on Delly,” Avon pulled on my arm. “You can bid on me.”

“Or better yet,” Justinian said from my other side, “Join us on the block.”

I rolled my eyes, trying to extract myself from their well-meaning exuberance. I fell between the cracks like normal. This time too poor to be a contract buyer and too old to interest anyone on the breeding platform. At twenty-three, I was positively ancient for an unbound female. I shook them off and wished them well.

Avon was finally old enough to qualify for a full contract, and Justinian only put himself in for a weekend indentureness, not wanting to be saddled with a share of the birth expenses. I would miss Avon. Someone would be sure to cough up the money to cover the minimum year support plus temporary abatement of her work contact. As beautiful and young as she was, they might even buy out her work contract altogether. It wasn’t like it needed deep pockets. She was never the strongest, apparent from the first spring day on the block, and she complained about the annual renewal clause Limer added to her branding ink.

No one ever gets out from the education indentureness with an annual.

Hell, no one gets out of education indentureness. The first-comers got that sewn up.

I pushed aside the negative thoughts and let the crowd draw me in its wake, except to the auction area. That would be too depressing.

I went up those steps the required three times and no one came close to covering the annual minimum. Closest was an offer for a weekend breeding attempt, if I agreed to pay for the implant removal myself.

My wild coins picked up a crystal-salt caramel apple, and I found some ribbons to wrap my dreads at a reasonable price for a fair day. Since I couldn’t get into town any other day, I parted with more of the temporary coins and pocketed gayly colored cloth. Determined to have a good time, ignoring the lack of friends on my arms, I floated from entertainer to entertainer. The fire-dancer hoops flared bright, giving the hoverbot above her a challenge in advertising the night show for her troupe. I would need to be back on the plantation by then. Pity.

The trio sounded hoarse, one looked sick. Being dragged from town-to-town on market day couldn’t be an easy contract. I sat cross-legged through three songs at the harpsi-drums, wrapping a few of my new ribbons around my twists, and dropped the last of my wild coin into his pot which his hoverbot scooped up. It’s not like I could deposit the wild coin against my contract or Edebt.

Two more hours to sunset, enough time to meander to the feast area which the large contract employers stocked for community largess on the three market days, per the community levies. After stuffing myself on someone else’s contract, I still would have time to easily catch the plantation haycarts back to the hill country.

Bumping into someone at the corner, I apologize before I realized he was a bot. Specifically a sex bot a little too far outside the marked lines of the vendors stall. I nudged him back, dusted him off, well, all the parts that wouldn’t get me accused of shoplifting, and stepped back. “Now, aren’t you a handsome one.”

I could hear the humming of an activated bot, but he didn’t move his eyes or verbally respond.

The stall owner was watching me closely. No surprise there.

I clearly wasn’t a first-comer, between my skin, height, and clothes, everything screamed I was descended from the last arrivals, the refugees from Earth’s environmental collapse. A token few made it out of indentureness. But with the burden of our parents and our grandparents on us, the chances of success are minimal. Avon would be free of debt before my grandchildren would be. If I decided to burden anyone else with this.

Which I hadn’t.

But a girl got needs too.

“How much for him?” I waved at the male sex bot. The owner named an outrageous price. I looked at him and then the bot.

“It isn’t even steady on its feet.” I tapped the bot lightly on its chest. “Look, each passing wind is rocking him out of your stall. Do you want to get fined?” I then named an equally outrageous price in the opposite direction, half of what was in my earnings account, set aside to cover monthly education interest if I am too injured to work contracts.

To my surprise, since I offered a twentieth of his initial asking price, the salesman said, “Sold.”

I sputtered, sure that I was just haggling to have one last bit of fun for the day. But, a verbal contract is still a contract.

“You, stay here.” I said to the machine, and, strangely, he stopped rocking.

Walking over to the register, I laid down my arm and my contract ink and related income came up above it. A few swipes, verification of sale, transfer of title, double-checking the title was assigned to me, not my employer, and I was the proud owner of a sex bot, male variety.

Not the normal way I bent, but it could do.

He should fit in my cot area, I think. Not only was he was handsome, he was big all over. Broad shoulders, long legs, strong arms, braids to kill for falling to his waist, and, well, the selling package. He had four inches on me in height, and I was over six foot.

No annual contract for me. Limer had me tied up into my mid-fifties, with two extensions of a score of years each at his option, not mine. But, if I took it to the very end with the luck of good health and no injuries, I would die debt-free instead of the balance transferring between my nearest ten relatives if I had no offspring.

Someone with the contracted potential to be debt-fee had certain clauses required by law hanging out from the very first-comers and the indentured on those ships. I could own my own things, and my contracted employer could not sell them from under me if I was unable to perform to contract. Even if I got sick and Limer paid the fine to break the contract, my ribbons, my cot, my blankets, and, now, my bot were mine to take with me.

I looked up at the bot whose eyes gleamed red for the title transference. “I am your owner.”

“You are my owner. Designation.”

“My designation is ShipClotilda Level Two Berth Two Hundred Forty-Six Bunk Delta, generation four maternal-paternal-paternal-maternal.” I was once again grateful I was an oldest child of an oldest child going back to the ship. Third or fourth born cadet lines got really complicated in their designations.

He opened his mouth, showing a perfect pink tongue, which rolled into a circle, then flattened, then rolled again. Watching his downloading of my ink gave me way too many ideas of how I would be using him tonight while the barracks were sparsely inhabited. Eventually, his mouth popped shut. An almost living sparkle touched his eyes and a gentle smile pressed those wide lips. “I see your common use name is Delly, may I call you that?”

“Of course.” I put my hand on his arm. “Are you okay to walk and talk?”

“Whatever is your pleasure, my sweet Delly.” His voice dropped and roughened while talking to me, until it sent a shiver down my spine when he said my name.

“Whoa, what is that?” I managed as we walked slowly away from the bot stall.

He responded softly, his voice like velvet against my ears. “Protocol adjustment to personalize behavior.”

“Well,” I panted a little, gripping his arm tightly, “tone it back in public areas.”

The bot nodded, smiling a private smile at me. “Noted, my sweet Delly.”

“Good.” I smiled politely back, missing the roughness, but thankful for the one step up from panty-dropping bass he had pinged me with as a personalization. Damn, it had been everything I never knew I needed.

A few heads turned as we made our way through the crowd, his blue-black iridescent gleam catching the eye until his mechanical purpose became clear and people frowned and looked away. Sex-bots were to be owned, not seen. Especially not seen with someone as far down on the cultural pole as I. But they had to be transported home, and today is the day people bought them for reasons ranging from amusing gag gifts to enhancement of breeding contract. If my hand wasn’t on his arm, the crowd wouldn’t be so judgy. They would assume I was assigned by my employer to bring home the new equipment.

Well, suck it world. This one is mine.

(words 1,478; first published 9/30/2022)

Market Day Series

  1. Market (8/27/2019)
  2. Armfield (5/30/2020) – Not canon. Sometimes you start down a path and the story is just wrong. I kept at it and it didn’t get better. Going to try again though.
  3. Market Day Purchase (11/1/2020) – This one worked MUCH better, expanding the original.

Flash: Ship’s Center (Beep Part 2)

Photo by Hermes Rivera on Unsplash

Julius drew back from the edge where they stood questioning if flying, for even a single moment, to be truly Sky-Born, would be worth the fall. Their father and the surviving elders of the Sky-Fallen, outcast from the stars, shrieked no with every angry-betrayed breath and sobbed yes with every grief-filled long stare. Last Ra-cycle had been worse than most after their parent woke screaming, shuddering for hours in their arms, whispering about the blacker than black of Q space when eyes invented shapes and colors just to see something, dust within the vacuum where emptiness was both an illusion and a harsher reality than can be conceived, planets with snow and moons where people can see their breath and dance in the twilight between days, and most of all, the Endless. Each of the Sky-Fallen had stood where Julius had been standing and witnessed the eternity of the universe.

Until they could witness it no more.

Again, the unnatural sound interrupted the silence of the coffin of failed dreams.

Unsure if the change would bring hope or further nightmares, Julius followed the periodic beep into the third inner circle of the ship. Uncaring true gravity mocked the orientation of artificial pathways made to operate with centrifugal force making the travel challenging and convoluted. They slid down ladders still lit after forty years with a red glow, and used others to cross gulfs of hallways running vertical on the grounded ship. Deeper in the ship the natural light from the twin stars disappeared, making Julius grateful for the lighting mechanisms meant to shine for the generations it would take to cross space.

The outermost layer of the ship was barely different from the surrounding world because First Homes had been built from scavenged paneling initially, but integral bulkheads eventually became more of a trial to dismantle than using the abundant natural woods and stones to build shelters.

They reached center of ancient ship after a backtrack to avoid a Growler’s nest. Outside, Ra should have given way to Raet by now, and Julius was overdue for their chores. After waiting another count of thirty-seven, they narrowed the source on the bridge to the communications module.

Running a hand over the module’s damaged entry panel, where someone long ago had beaten the panel into uselessness, Julius discovered long-forgotten neural pathways established during childhood training waking. Nanites created them during the second infusion: how to operate an escape pod, how to seal a hull breach, and how to operate the distress beacon. Things every person on board This Giant Leap needed to know.

Breathing out slowly, they moved around the sealed module, turning their head with each beep until they found the crack at the base of the module allowing the sound to carry throughout the ship. It looked like it went through the bulkhead. Another trip up to go down, then sideways brought them under the bridge and the communication module in what used to be the incubation chambers, the most protected area from interstellar radiation. Avoiding the empty equipment still attached walls, which had been floors when the ship used to rotate, Julius found the crack again, this time they could slip inside the pitch-black area.

They left some skin behind, but made it in. For once, their small size played in their favor.

The beep happened again and the programmed instinct took over, guiding their hands over equipment they never seen before and couldn’t see now. The beep was replaced with a hum.

Then a burnt smell.

And, finally, hologram lasers danced in the abandoned air.

(words 602; first published 9/25/2022 – I asked if anyone wanted one of the Facebook visual flash expanded to 500 words, and they asked for Beep.)

Beep Series
Beep (7/26/2020)
Ship’s Center (9/6/2020)

Flash: Be Ninja Part Two – First Attempt

Photo by Chris Moore on Unsplash

Stuck between brainiac money boy Able Bykowski and druggie Cooper don’t-call-me-by-my-first-name-or-I’ll-hit-you did not promise a good start to this assembly, but what are you going to do during Ms. Niederhauser’s and her OCD everything in alphabetical order English class when your name is Carnegie? At least the freshman and sophomores had finished sitting. We would be next loading into the all-purpose room bleachers; I saw the Seniors start forming ranks on the other set of doors into the large area. They would be last in and first out.

Vice Principal Hargraves managed to get the first two classes properly loaded into the seating section across where the freshman sat neatly at attention. Then chaos started as the jocks, money, brains, and all the other cliques started self-sorting. When I got in, I walked up the metal seats to the top where theatre grabbed space. We are really bad at being in audiences, especially for the bi-annual Be Swell and Tell assemblies. The announcement had only been to report to assembly, but it’s the first week back from winter holidays, and only the BSAT assemblies aren’t announced in advanced.

Once firmly ensconced at the highest spot with my techies pals, I surveyed the large room, watching as the sophomores finally got the clue that the teachers were not in charge and started shifting around. One or two tried to keep order, but for the most part they just made sure mayhem remained at low levels. I noticed Cooper slipping through the seats to the open area underneath to join his group. He really needed to be more careful, at some point he will be too noticeable not to report.

I kicked myself for like the millionth time for pulling that Ninja trick while working pizza during break. If someone noticed and reported, but it didn’t happen, but it could have. I gripped the metal seat either side of me, then relaxed my fingers before I dented something. I breathed in and out.

Romeo dropped down beside me as the Seniors came up. His real name is Liam, but he is the best actor in the school. Grabbed the Romeo role as a freshman, transferring in from homeschooling. Brains, money, jock, and theatre. He was the whole package. Actors do hang with the tech, but they are the row under us, not beside. I raise an eyebrow.

“Hey Aster, right?” His voice could paint the walls in layers when on stage.

I nodded, well past the crushing stage with him, unlike everyone else in the school. My job has been for the last two and a half years to keep him in the light, and the boy likes to chew scenery. He moved constantly. Too many nights getting mark after mark straight. He’s easy to look at, but when you have to come back to school after working delivery, the awe factor wears away.

“You know Sophia, right?”

I glanced across at the sophomore area, where the theatre group managed to tuck themselves into the ledge beside the (score light area – need word). Sophia’s black hair was wrapped into two braids around her head like a crown. “Yeah, she does sound.”

“Do you know if she is, like, dating anyone?”

I did a double-take. Romeo didn’t date, not with his schedule. On top of being in the top five students, and lettering in three different sports, and being in theatre, he also had at least two service gigs to look good on his college forms. “Um, I think her parents are very religious and not letting her date yet. I think I remember her complaining about that.”

His shoulders fell.

“You interested? I mean, tech finds a way.” It’s a saying we have, props, sets, lights, sound, costume. If the play or musical needs it, we will find it.

“Well, maybe, not really.” He looked to where the principal and vice principals were gathering by one door. The assembly would be starting soon. “Mom said I need to go to the prom and I should go with someone I won’t be embarrassed to be in a picture with. Someone that has a future.”

Someone not a cheerleader, which would be the first option, or an actress, the second option, of Senior girls he would be rubbing elbows with. His parents were pieces of work.

Sophia’s father was Representative Ricci, and her mother was the chair of the City Council. Her grandparents had a park and a downtown building named after them. Her future was wrapped and bow-tied. Thing is she is also a nice girl and a hard worker. I wanted to hate her a little, my future including questions like if the parents will make rent this month, but I couldn’t. Luck of the draw, you know?

(words 796 – first published 9/18/2022)