Visitor at Movie Night (Pizza and Movie Night – A Flash)

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“I will avenge my brother!” Agnus shouted over the waterfall.

Clearly confused, Bevvin brought his sheathed sword to the ready, but his footing was less than certain on the wet rocks, his left foot sliding down.

Mari jumped over the back of the couch, landing perfectly and his hand already into the popcorn bowl I held, asking “Where are we?”

Jae looked over their shoulder where they were laying on the carpet watching the movie, smirking at the new arrival. “The water fight in white pants.”

Marion squealed before stuffing the buttered popcorn into his mouth and licking his fingers.

(words 100, first published 7/10/2022 – from a picture prompt for a Facebook writing group. Aim is about 50 words)

Pizza and movie night series
Pizza and Movie Night (2/21/2021)
Pizza and Movie Night Part 2 (3/7/2021)
Mop Up Part 1 (Pizza and Movie Night Part 3) (4/4/2021)
Mop Up Part 2 (Pizza and Movie Night Part 4) (4/18/2021)

Visitor at Movie Night (Pizza and Movie Night – A Flash) (5/23/2021)

Flash: Mop Up Part 2 (Pizza and Movie Night Part 4)

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Flash created from the above text prompt for a Facebook writing group. Aim was about 50 words, but I wanted to add it to the Pizza and Movie night series.

The stone stairs beside the old coal chute were worn until the angle tilted down, on top of the indentations where most feet land, making them a hazard with the wet slime growing on them in the perpetual dark of the city alley. Jae had an easier time of it going down with only one hand handling a machete, the other could be used for balance since handrails were not part of the required OSHA safety features from the age of coal and steam. Me, I had the banged-up metal bucket and stinky mop, plus two sawed-off shotguns and one full length cannon holstered on my back balanced through wishes and prayers to various low-level deities and demigods against the ammo stored in the front of the harness.

Only Magic kept me from falling down the five treads.

Literally, Jae leant me some of their extra-ness through our bond giving me the balance of two people for a few seconds. I shoved it back at them once I got down in the questionable rainbow-hued puddles by the alley door; they had the lead and would need every bit of their two-soul specialness if the possible six (or more) zombies were waiting on the other side of the warped wood.

While the doorknob turned in Jae’s hand, the door didn’t budge. They slammed their nearly six-foot thin, but muscular frame against the door until it reluctantly open. Shoving the swollen wood against the concrete floor, eventually made enough space to let us through. I had to pass the mop and bucket, turn sideways, and think thin thoughts about my boobs which bumped against the door, to get through, but it worked, even if I collected a couple more bruises from the pinch to add to last night’s collection. I was more concerned about the loaded weapons on my back than my breasts.

The mid-afternoon sun leaking through the hopper windows gave us enough vision to see the old stone foundation, partially plastered bricks where fixes had been mortared in, building column supports of ancient smoke-darkened wood, and an array of pipes and wires partially secured to the open floor joists in the ceiling. Jae passed me back the mop-up equipment before moving deeper into the building. Avoiding the old coal pit, we quietly investigated the basement. Sure, the noise of opening the door likely gave everything down here warning of our arrival, but maybe we could blend in time.

Finding our targets didn’t take long. First, fists pounded a metal door creating a deep hollow sound vibrating in the silence we were struggling to build.

Second, well, we got the standard zombie greeting.

“Br..ai..ns,” the thing said as it staggered out of the shadows.

I backed off to a clearer area and set aside the bucket and mop, in order to draw Momma loaded with solid shot. As I did so, I looked around for the other five, well, four if only one of them were stuck behind that metal door. And amended my thought to “maybe even more” based on my experience of the reliability of magic.

Jae swung their ever-present machete at the shambling not-person. A test mostly for range in the uncertain light, but also to see if it would back down. Last night’s zombies wouldn’t of course, those things were brainless and had little underlying programming other than to break things and people. The half-drunk, fired-that-day-for-sexual-harassment idiot just poured magic he shouldn’t have had out into the greater New York City graveyards raising the most recently dead.

The fact this one could talk was worrisome.

The others didn’t say a word last night, but maybe they changed the older they got. Or maybe with the original summoner dead (the New York Alpha pair do not like their See fucked with) the ongoing energy mutated. Mutated zombies, oh, that is ALWAYS so much fun.

I didn’t see anyone else around but kept watch on the battle in case I needed to use ammo.

A duck, twist, and slide-by gave Jae the perfect neck hit with their dancing partner.

“Cole, it’s stuck!” They puffed, trying to yank it out before kicking the zombie in the back of its knees and moving back to draw their second machete.

“That’s new.” I shouted back. Yesterday gooshers were easy one-shot or one-cut kills. There just had been a lot of them with over four hundred deaths monthly filling the cemeteries on the Union County side of the river. Those risen were mindless bags of dead flesh pushed back to movement by the misused magic of a drunk asshole whose feelings got hurt.

Not like last month’s zombies. Those had been raised by someone who knew what she was doing. Who MEANT, and, worse, UNDERSTOOD, every unholy necromantic word passing her lips. The spell animated old dead, the partially mummified, the ones where people cried tears over the graves for years, the ones absorbing whatever earth magic in the ley lines passing near their rotting coffins. Solid bodies like jerky. And cutting them in pieces didn’t help either, as the bits kept moving. Kept moving, wiggling forward, looking for fresh meat to absorb. To eat. Once they had enough living juices, those zombies could reassemble the dismembered parts back into a body. Only a brain kill worked, not even a beheading. I went through a lot of ammo that day. The saving grace that let us survive, other than the few number of dead meeting the spell’s distinctive perquisites, were their jerky-meat bodies made them slow.

At least until they ate, when speed picked up considerably. New Yorkers ain’t proud enough to ask for help with the cleanup, and the Toronto and Philadelphia Sees sent their best.

“It’s one of last month’s.” Jae and I said together as the stuck machete clattered to the ground, the cut sealing behind it.

If it could heal, it could move. “Back up, Jae.”

I dropped Momma to the floor and reached for the boomstick. Not something I liked going off in an enclosed space, but the head needed to get misted.

Jae, being Jae, didn’t back up, but kept the zombie occupied as I changed weapons. They managed to knock it to the floor and continued to use their machete and a pipe they picked up from somewhere to keep it on the ground as I moved around to get a good shot off.

Suddenly everything changed.

“Wait, wait, please don’t kill me.”

The zombie begged, movement ceased and its hands out, one to Jae swinging the machete but being careful not to cut off even a single finger because dismemberment movement had to be one of the creepiest annoying variations on zombies in the book. The other aimed towards me.

Way too environmentally aware for a hunger-driven zombie with food closer to it than me.

And the talking.

Zombies don’t talk.

This one had been mumbling “br..ai..ns” since it first stepped out of the shadows. Brains when the machete fell out. Brains when it thrashed on the ground trying to get up.

Now a full pleading deity-blessed sentence.

Its head whipped back and forth between us. Both Jae and I stepped back and exchanged a quick look that might have gotten us killed with a vampire.

Keeping my shotgun pointed at its head, I asked, “Who are you?” The question twisted my insides. I hated killing things with names.

“Marion.”

(words 1,236 – first published 9/28/2022)

Pizza and movie night series
Pizza and Movie Night (2/21/2021)
Pizza and Movie Night Part 2 (3/7/2021)
Mop Up Part 1 (Pizza and Movie Night Part 3) (4/4/2021)
Mop Up Part 2 (Pizza and Movie Night Part 4) (4/18/2021)

Visitor at Movie Night (Pizza and Movie Night – A Flash) (5/23/2021)

Flash: Mop Up Part 1 (Pizza and Movie Night Part 3)

“I’m never going to be clean again.” I splashed out from my bucket the most recent goop we found which used to be a person, then dead, then a zombie, then, well, smelly half-day-old goop, to evaporate in the afternoon sun with sizzles, pops, and farting sounds and a completely related scents one expects between the mix of black magic, gray magic, and old fashion elbow grease clearing out some CIS white guy’s attempt at proving he was top man on the pole when all he had was a stick up his ass. Seven hours in, my headache pounded under the cheerful sun and clear skies. My clothes stuck in places they shouldn’t, jeans wet from knees to ankles with all the stuff of non-life.

Everything I was wearing will burn.

After finishing writing down the address, amount, and freshness in their little notebook of the most recent find, Jae, my partner on Gamma team 9, spun the finder around at the end of its chain to see if we were finally done. “Today’s motivation is a shower, a steamy soak in the Magic Club hot tub, and another shower before going home for another bath.”

“If we use the club, we won’t have to clean up anything at our place except for the pile from last night.”

“Yes.” Jae’s lips turned up at the corners. “And since we are in the same clothes as last night, it won’t be much at all.”

“Genius move that, if completely gross getting redressed in.”

The ugly green gem trapped in a silver and gold wire cage the Alphas gave us hissed like steam as it banged against one side of the cage, pulling it out of Jae smooth rotation, and I winced. Still more in our territory. Ugh.

I tromped behind Jae to the next site. Two blocks later, with everyone waving at us in support for our work but staying upwind and out of voice range, we had another city alley, another door in the back beside a dumpster which smelled better than us, and another door going down to the old coal chutes. Three hundred years of infrastructure left a lot of places for the zombies to hide.

Jae opened the door and the mottled gem made its high pitch bell-tinkling happy sound. “Six chimes,” they counted, able to separate the sounds since they held the rock.

“Six?” I pulled out a phone, double-check it was mine, then tromped to the front of the building to take a picture of the location.

Jae’s phone remained in the other pocket until they were done with the woo-woo work. As a two-soul, they did most of the magic manipulation but every now and then my non-sexual being won the moil and toil. Technically we should only be a Delta team because we can’t do magic on our own, but everything about Jae and me scream to the Alpha mages a trinity. We should be able to do real magic, not just activate the items they give us, once we find our third.

We’ve been together since grade school, so I figure if we hadn’t found them in twenty years, we weren’t going to fall over them anytime soon. And the big-time mages have tried from their end and they have found nothing. The spells cast wasn’t “in this city”, I mean, yeah, they started there, but they scried hard. The big dogs always want more; a true gamma team would cover the entire city, not just a borough, and there are a ton of third tier cities which could use more direct supervision.

Our third isn’t anywhere alive on this planet. Maybe, hopefully, they will be born soon.

I texted the picture and the number of goop bodies we would be dragging out to the technical control. I reviewed the musical sounds in my head and sent a guess about the freshness. I think it sounded like several months dead, but hard to say, especially with the number involved. The stone is tuned to Jae, not me. I only hear it because of our deep partnership. Thank the deities, no one else could hear it, like the zombies waiting in the dark.

I returned to the door, avoided taking a deep breath, then nodded at Jae to lead the way with their machete as I followed with the bucket and mop.

(first published 6/22/2022; words 743)

Pizza and movie night series
Pizza and Movie Night (2/21/2021)
Pizza and Movie Night Part 2 (3/7/2021)
Mop Up Part 1 (Pizza and Movie Night Part 3) (4/4/2021)
Mop Up Part 2 (Pizza and Movie Night Part 4) (4/18/2021)

Visitor at Movie Night (Pizza and Movie Night – A Flash) (5/23/2021)

Flash: Queen Invites Wizard (Duty Calls Part 1)

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Being thrown against a wall, an arm against her throat was unexpected, but Ezra just lifted an eyebrow, staring down her attacker. Behind the dark eyes and thick black hair of the tall male, she heard her guards shouting, “My Lady” and “Your Majesty” but she did not break eye contact before he turned his head to the side as those guarding her rushed forward. The wizard used his other arm to reach out, green ropes of eldritch energy sliding off his fingers to wrap her guardsmen, lifting them even higher than the six inches he easily held her above the ground with one arm.

After two children and over five years on the throne playing politics and its countless state dinners, intimate crony teas, working lunches, and late-night emergency-solving with snacks instead of needed sleep, her weight was no small thing and she shivered at the strength Malik showed. Still, it was time to end this. “Enough,” she croaked, lightly tapping two quick taps then gripping for a slow squeeze against his arm. Malik turned his head back toward the queen, his lips peeling back from white, perfect teeth in a snarl. “Enough,” she repeated with the little air she had left, spiting the soft word, her eyes narrowing.

His head twitched to the side with annoyance, but he let her and her guardsmen down to the marbled inlaid floor, her descent far more gentle than the quick cut off of magic which sent her men and women tumbling. When her red-suited guard moved to close, Ezra lifted her hand, palm out. “No, leave us.”

“Your Majesty!” Venold protested, as was proper for the deputy of shift. According to law, Erza only could be left alone in her quarters, and even then, they were to be searched every two hours.

She gathered her dignity, tucking her gray streak behind her left ear. “You, my council chambers,” Ezra commanded, pointed at the black clothed man and then to an elaborately carved door further down the corridor. Then she softened her voice to speak to the shift deputy, “Two on the door, plus one runner. No more than that.” The queen snapped a finger of her gloved hand against the dark red cuff at her wrist. “I am safe. This one is sworn to me.”

Malik barked a laugh but could not deny the truth.

Venold’s sword hissed as she sheathed it before drawing blood, the magic angry. The guard’s face was masked in expression equally angry. “He wears the mark of Oodom.”

“That he does.” Ezra snapped her jacket in place over her skirts. “As he should.” She raised an eyebrow hoping the young woman, recently raised to shift deputy could do the simple arithmetic of two plus two. Only one wizard who wore the mark of Oodom swore fealty to the House of the Mountain Knives.

Understanding did not light her eyes, but her head did bow in obedience. The older woman turned and swirled her skirts past the black robes, the fabrics touching a moment, blood red silks and silver embroidery against black linen and gold thread. The wizard smirked and winked an eye at the guard before following the queen. The guard gripped the silver-skull pommel of her naazeen blade.

If Malik had returned, Ezra would need to reacquaint her guards with their duties in relation to the crown’s wizard.

Mostly, just keep the hell out of his way.

She entered the council chambers, leaving the heavy wooden door open behind her and circled the octagon table to her seat, the furthest from the only official door into the chamber. The other one hidden by the tapestries behind her would have a guard shortly, likely Venold herself. But that didn’t matter to her as much as the young-appearing man gliding into the room. She pulled out her chair, it’s size and carvings as elaborate as the other seven around the table except for the delicate gold enameling on the crown on the backpiece, and sat on the hard seat. Her grandfather had all the padding removed from the seats to shorten council meetings, and her father and her hadn’t changed that particular discomfort after reading about just how long and often the now two-hour weekly meetings used to last.

Ezra studied the wizard as he closed the door and sauntered over to the chair with the heraldry for the crown’s wizard carved into its backpiece placed on her left side. Malik pulled it out, dusted it off, and then leaned into a causal sit on its sturdy armrest. His black eyes met her brown.

“You look well,” she said, her fingers tracing the worn track along the rows of crops carved into her armrest, “going up or down?”

“Down.” The wizard reached at a hand and moved her head to better see it in the light of the magic orb he had set in the ceiling soon after Ezro’s Keep had been built four hundred years ago. Her eyes closed a moment as she leaned into the soft touch. “You, on the other hand, don’t.”

Erza pulled her head out of his hand. “We can’t all be immortal, old man.”

“That much is true.” Malik sighed as his eyes roamed over her face.

She let him have his moment of nostalgia before asking, “Why are you here?”

“You invited me.” His black eyes became ice as he pulled out a small white piece of parchment that looked like it had been crumbled, smoothed, crumbled again, and resmoothed. He tossed the abused piece of paper on the table between them. “Bad form that.”

Ezra leaned forward and rotated the paper so the words faced her, a sly smile crossing her face. “I invited all my advisors and high-ranking nobles to the nuptials.”

“And how many of your ex-lovers?” he growled.

“All of them, of course.”

He leaned forward, his feet braced on the chair seat and his hand covering hers on the paper. “How many, princess?” His face was close enough Ezra felt his warm breath, mint, clover, and cloves carried on the angry words.

“You don’t get to ask that question, Malik, and it is queen now.”

“I get to ask all the questions I want, little girl.”

“No,” Ezra said firmly, pulling back to sit properly in the council seat, jerking her jacket into straight lines over her soft curves, “You don’t. You left eleven years ago, didn’t even come back for the King’s funeral. Thank you for the fire flowers though.”

“As I said in the letter with the flowers, I needed time to realign the magics in the land to the new royal.”

“And I remember my training when you had a white beard, it takes less than a month.”

“You actually paid attention during your lessons?” Malik moved back, sliding off the arm rest into the seat proper, then propped his feet up on the table. The black robe fell open to reveal brown heavy-linen dungarees tucked into calf-high mud-stained boots.

Ezra couldn’t help it. Her eyes slid up the revealed shape, his young thighs, thick with muscle, pressed against the stretched fabric, they stopped at the tied off fabric square at the top hiding something she had no business wanting to see again, anymore than she wanted to see anything else he had other than his face. She forced her eyes to skip the flat stomach and broad chest one expects from a working man in his mid-twenties. She met his smirk. She remembered that self-satisfied expression every time he had made her scream, “Sir!”

“I don’t know why I am surprised.” Malik eyes flashed. “You paid attention to all your lessons, such a good little princess.”

“You!” Ezra snapped her mouth closed, and breathed through her nose deeply, before putting on her state smile. “I take it you are staying for the wedding next month?”

“If you plan on going through this façade.”

“Again, you don’t have a say.” Ezra tilted her head sideways and lifted a finger. “Except, to tell you true, I am just following your advice.”

“What now?” Malik’s voice deepened as hers became stately.

“You said, if a royal is not married when they are crowned, they should marry promptly, to solidify alliances and remove questions of succession.”

“You have an heir already, if I heard right, without want of a husband. How does marrying this,” Malik turned the paper around to read the name he had already memorized, “debutant Prince Machell Leavend Roget Audaci of Spear Fields, favored of Jhu-oosh, help you other than a cute bedwarmer. He is what, half your age and a fifth son? He is cute, right?” Malik raised his eyebrows in interest.

“According to the portrait sent, and confirmation by two ambassadors who made the trip, yes.” Ezra shoved the paper at Malik.  “If one must marry, and one has a choice, marry for beauty. It’s not like royals have personalities. They only have duties.”

“Ouch, that sounds like one of my quotes from when the bunions are acting up.”

“As opposed to the hormone-driven monstrosity in front of me.”

Malik smiled running a hand down his muscular, thin form. “But it’s hot. Tell me you don’t like it.”

“I liked it just fine when I was equally hormone driven, but I’m thirty-four, been the effective ruler since dad fell, or was pushed, when I was twenty-five, and the crowned head since twenty-eight.” Ezra’s state smile thinned. “I no longer have the personality to care about hot or liking. I only have duties.” She pinched her nose. “Is this a fast cycle or a slow one?”

“In other words, how long before you can trade hormones for bunions?”

“I think I might like the bunions more at this point in my life.”

“The last cycle up and down has been fast; I should hit bottom around the time of the wedding.” Malik lifted a leg to press a foot against the heavy table. “Then we will see about the pacing of the next cycle.” He black eyes sparkled. “It’s about time for a slow cycle.”

“Meaning?” Ezra raised an eyebrow.

“Normal aging. I get to stay young and,” Malik’s teeth gleamed as his voice dropped, “badly, badly hormone driven for eight or so years.”

Ezra leaned forward covering her eyes, pushing back her mostly brown hair, except for one gray streak on her left side. She swallowed before asking quietly, “And how long are you planning on staying?”

“Oh, you have an heir to teach the rules governing magic, and governing those that do magic.” Malik dropped his feet off the table and pulled the wrinkled sheet of paper to him. “That never takes less than five years.”

Ezra shuddered before lifting a state frozen face from her hands. “I have two heirs.”

“Two?” Malik lifted a hand to stroke a beard that wasn’t there. “I must say I’m impressed, princess. I could see one, a head turned since they didn’t know just how kinky you are. But two? How did you managed to get a second lover past the council and your guards after a pregnancy? We barely managed, and I had access as your old beloved tutor and your father’s faithful wizard. And even then half the time I had to use look-away or don’t-see-me charms.”

“They are twins.” Ezra said, standing. “I will send their care-keeper to your tower to arrange for training. Let me send a runner to have the staff prepare your rooms.” Circling the room on the side of the table opposite from Malik, she opened the door and sent off the runner, nodded at her appointment keeper, holding up one finger, before turning around to where Malik still sat. “I’m sorry I have to end this,” her lips pursed as she search her memory for the right word, “enchanting time together, but I do have duties.”

“And you are all duty, just like I taught you.” Malik rested his head above steepled fingers.

“As queen, I can be nothing else.” She gave him a state smile. “I’m sorry.”

“I am too. Tell your guard, I apologize for earlier.”

“My dear wizard, you always have an entrance as loud as your exit is quiet.”

He winced at the dig. “So how old are the brats, you know, so I can figure out what books to dig up to start.”

“They are ten,” she said as she closed the door.

(Words 2,074, first published 10/19/2023)

Series: Duty Calls

  1. Queen Invites Wizard

Flash: Chiming In

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“The chime of the times.” Malcolm smirked at Emily as he reached for the bellpull.

Emily bit back a groan. The non-stop puns needed to stop. Groaning or commenting only encouraged him.

Swinging the clapper back and forth with the chain, he sung “Ding, dong, the witch is dead.”

“I’m most certainly am not!”

Emily and Malcolm both jumped back as the red door opened to the oldest woman they had ever met, and looking unmistakably related to the both of them.

(words 82; first published July 10, 2022 – from a picture prompt for a Facebook writing group. Aim is about 50 words)