Flash: Jacks and Sleds

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Mason finished setting the new, undamaged piston rod in place, holding the half of the broken rod between his teeth and the rest of it behind one ear as he hung upside down in the engine. Reaching as far as he could, blood rushing to his head, he rotated the crankshaft with his fingertips, moving all four of the replaced rods smoothly.

One steam engine repaired.

Pushing up, backing out, and twisting sidewides, then stopping a moment to get unstuck from the broken rods catching on things and making sure nothing else broke on the vehicle, he finally escaped and landed on his feet in the good solid Midwest clay soil. A deep inhale reminded his lungs how they worked, and blood returned to his feet, making him lightheaded.

“All fixed, Fat Man.” Mason eyed the jackalopes chowing down a bison carcass before turning to his customer. Damn stupid, if you asked him to take those psychotic carnivorous bunnies with razor sharp antlers and teach them to fly, but he and Santa didn’t shoot the breeze much. “Try not to bounce her off any more buttes.”

“You are a good man, Mason Carter.” The large man approached his steampowered ride. He knocked his boots against it and climbed aboard.

Mason snorted. “Sure Nick, I believe that based on all the coal I got growing up.”

Picking up the reins tightened them. The jacks raised their bloody mouths from their feast and hissed. The man-in-red’s voice rumbled out, “You are a good man, but you were a very naughty boy.”

“That I was.” Mason tucked his thumbs into his Levi’s. “Still am according to Amy.”

“Your woman should know naughty.”

“That she should. But she is a good a girl as they come, now.”

Nick touched the brim of his straw hat. “Thanks again for coming out at midnight. Presents are under the tree and payment in the bin.”

“See ya around, Fat Man.”

“Tell your granddad I said hi.” Santa clicked his teeth and the jacks came to attention, two dozen of those crazies leaped together, once, twice, the steam engine screamed, and the sled took to the sky.

The bison blood and skeleton faded, as these thing were wont to do when the magic recedes from the word of modern man. Mason focused on the Fisher constellation as he moved back into the world he lived in most days. White glittering against the eye-burning black circled counter reality for a heady moment before wobbling rainbows trailed into his mundane world, a single moon visible in the December Christmas night sky.

After tossing the metal rods into a very particular pile for melting down later, he walked wearily from his clapboard workshop next to the railroad tracks to his adobe house. Slipping into the warm building, he checked the tree, noting the presents had doubled to eight, and tucked the stuffed coyote his grandfather had given him back into his son’s arms. His granddad was such a narcissist and was tickled pink his great-grandson looked so much like him.

Poor kid. Life isn’t easy for those of his bloodline that see through the veil, and little Lucas could see everything. Mason hovered over the crib, just breathing and watching the baby blowing bubbles into the fur of the stuffed toy, the little chest raising and lowering with each precious moment of life.

The mundane beat out magic any day.

When the chill air had thwarted the overheated cheeks from hanging upside down, Mason climbed under the wedding ring quilt his wife had been gifted from her ex-coworkers at the Last Ace Saloon. He pulled her back gently against his front, and she wiggled into place. Kissing her shoulder, he snuggled deep into their joint nest.

“Everything good,” Amy sighed, more asleep than awake.

“Yeah, I got Nick back on his way.”

“I hope you got paid this time.”

His late-night customers rarely paid in coin or livestock, and the complicated trade of favors between supernaturals was beyond anything his woman needed knowing. She understood his grandfather made sure they would never go hungry, but in return for that wealth of support his grandson might need to crawl out of bed at midnight on a Christmas. That was enough for her. Food and safety for her and her littles. Mason’s hand drifted across her soft belly and kissed her shoulder again. “He dumped a load of coal into the bin for us. No worries about heat this winter.”

(words 750; first published 1/18/2026; written 1/14/2026 – Joined a new writer’s group this week (1/13/2026). The challenge given to each person in the group to bring to the next meeting was write a 750-word story based on a random roll. Mine was – character: A Man; plot: gets stuck in Santa’s sleigh; setting: in the Wild West.)

Flash: Bounty or Bother

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“Argh!” Talsin yelled as he enter the slapwood and ceramic-crete house, kicking the stool by the door they normally used to remove their boots across the mudroom. “I hate that woman.”

“It’s okay boss, we’ll get her the next time,” said a member of his gang, coming in after him. Larrie always sucked up. “Kill her good.”

After securing the airlock, Maizee and Adman looked at each other before dropping their eyes, the woman in question had cost them a quarter million in rustling today after nearly four day’s work to get everything in place but killing women carried a steep price if anyone found out. Not a conversation they wanted to butt into, and with that quick look, they agreed to let Larrie calm the boss down, bless his bootlicker soul.

They dropped to the floor to remove their boots. Prairie kept a lot of critters in its mud, and everyone knew, no matter how stomping-mad they got, to not bring no dirt into the sleeping quarters. A single earbitter egg could wreck a day worse than a dove on her monthly.

Talsin righted the stool and sat, pulling off his deep treaded boots with his pleaky-leather gloves. “The bitch is worth more to us alive than dead.”

“Fine then, we get her and the bounty too!” Larrie smiled through his breather and scraggly beard. “Upgrade the pass-thru with that kind-of coin.”

“Nah, you don’t get it.”

Everyone slid the boots into the lower decon area, then dropped their hats, breathers, and gloves into the upper area before heading to the pass-thru. The unit was built to handle a family of four, meaning a grown man, woman and their gov-approved knee-biting offspring, so four sturdy bullmen didn’t fit none too well, but running it twice in a day-cycle strained the batteries and usually meant the air conditioning wouldn’t kick in until mid-day after the batteries got replenished from Prairie’s white star. Meanwhile the house would bake like a tin can, making it impossible to get a good day’s sleep. Upgrading the pass-thru, or at least the energy storage, would be as welcomed as the fall rains.

“We need her to keep running around.” The boss snapped the controls on and they all breathed deep as the green mist and gas filled the pass-thru chamber. Each in turn shook their pants and jacket as best they could in the tight quarters. The lights cycled purple, yellow, and red. Finally natural white, imitating Earth-light showed overhead at the end of twelve minutes. Ain’t no one talked during the double-handful of minutes as the sensors had broken from a leak during the spring rains and registered any sounds after the cycles started as distress and would stop and toss them back into the mudroom and ain’t no one wanted to fill their mouths and lungs with Scheele’s Green more than they had to.

The stripping room hamper in the center filled with denim, pleaky-leather chaps, flannel, and mint-thread shirts as the men undressed. Maizee tapped it to start the cleaning and infusion process once everyone was down to their BD suits. Prairie manners, and as rough riding as Talsin and his crew were, they abided by manners, said no one talked to each other, or really looked at each other while starkers.  The pass-thru shower could only handle one full-grown man at a time, but the final decon only took a quick rub to get the oil everywhere. Adman went through first as he had dinner chores. Bossman oiled down second, Maizee with the dishes, setup and washing, third. And finally Larrie, since tonight was his night off chores.

He came through, stroking the oil through his beard as best he could, envious of Maizee’s genes which kept his chin clean even after a week outside, to find the boss combing extra oil through his hair, shaping it. All of them needed time with razors and scissors after the past week outside except Maizee who braided his straight black hair like his ancestors did back on Earth and kept it under a skullcap while outside. The doves back in town loved playing with his waist length hair when they had extra coin to spend. After Larrie pulled on his houserobe, he asked, “Why do we need Silver around? We should just collect the bounty and let her be sent polar.”

“As annoying at that bitch is to me, she is three times as annoying to the sheriff and his kin. Equal rights for the doves and catalog women and all that.”

Larrie grunted.

Talsin tilted his head one side to the other in the mirror, checking out his pompadour. He switched to the pick and worked out the matting the breather had knotted into his goatee. “We just need to figure out how to keep her out of our business, while she does her business and distracts the sheriff from our business.”

(words 820; written 5/18/2024; first published 7/21/2024)

Book Review: Siren Bridge

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Siren Bridge by Jean Marie Ward

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Lady adventurer Oleander Jones knew the rules:

  • Never embroil yourself in the affairs of kings.
  • Never offend an asshole with an army.
  • And never, ever confront a monster in its lair.

But the ruby Heart of Gruende, the most precious of all the Gruen crown jewels, was so big and so sparkly, and the pay-off for stealing it was so enormous. She couldn’t bear to leave it in the sweaty, grasping paws of the governor of the New Dominion Territories another instant. Smashing a whiskey bottle over his skull was simply a bonus.

Now she’s got a reward on her head bigger than the Logressan national debt. The Territorial Militia, the full detecting might of Falchion Apprehension Services, and every country bumpkin and city lowlife who can read a wanted poster are on her tail. And there’s only one way to get where she needs to go…

Through the killing ground of the biggest, meanest, man-eating, avian monster Roche County has ever seen. Dead across Siren Bridge.

 

MY REVIEW

The cover (both versions – the boobie bird and the fantasy bridge) do a disservice to this amusing, involved Weird West-Heist-Fantasy-Humor delightful novella (story of about 100 pages).

I adored all the problem-solving Oleander, our quick-thinking thief-illusionist main character, comes up with as each step of her “simple” heist of a necklace drags her deeper and deeper into monsters and militia. Bounty hunters and governors; sirens and bartenders. Magic for sale in this weird west and the differences money can buy.

The language is spot on. The motion is constant. The ending when all the pieces come together in an explosion of energy worthy of a supernova dragon, is picture perfect (really, totally movie worthy!).

Loved this.

(Read through Kindle Unlimited)

Book Review: Two Gun Witch

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Two Gun Witch by Bishop O’Connell

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She’s got two guns loaded with magic.
Will they be enough?

Talen is a Stalker, a bounty hunter hired by the Marshal Service to hunt down humans stained by dark magic. She’s also a two-gun witch, one of the few elven women who can wield two magical revolvers, spell irons, at once. For three years she’s lived for the next bounty, and a whisper of vengeance for the destruction of her people.

That changes when she takes the warrant on Margaret Jameson, a new kind of stained, one immune to the usual tools of collection. Upon finding her quarry, Talen realizes Margaret isn’t stained at all, but someone worked very hard to make her appear so.

The search for an answer carries the two unlikely partners from the wilds of the Great Plains to the expansive cities of post-Civil War America. There, they learn the truth is much darker than they imagined, and it could mean the death of millions, or even reshape the world itself.

 

MY REVIEW

Wow, this is a great piece of Weird West.

Amazing worldbuilding (my jam), great characters, incredible vistas (translating this into a visual medium like a movie would actually work), good mix of action and plot, nice magic and nice western.

Full disclosure: Received the book as part of an online Facebook Christmas book party, won the contest on best piece of Western History or something like that. No review required.

****

Final comment (May be considered a spoiler by some)

Goodread only comments since I see this as turning some people off buying the book, and the book really should be bought, especially by those people whom this comment will make them less likely to buy the book.

“Woke” Weird West – this narrative actually acknowledges the systemic racism and misogamy, as well as the War which America still has PTSD from, laying down deep roots to permanently imbedded their poison into our culture. It’s gonna take some mighty and constant tugging to uproot the issues. Generations. Like mint and mimosa.

[Two-Gun Witch is an awesome “weird west” with guns, witches, elves, and the western plains – but it also touched on systemic hatred, the history of bigotry and misogamy, slavery and Jim Crow laws being developed, genocide of indigenous people, dealing with PTSD and other fallout from Civil War, all for the sake of “manifest destiny”.]

Why are books like this important? Sometimes people won’t look in a mirror, but they will visit the funhouse at a carnival – a distorted mirror is still a reflection.