Flash: Comfort House

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The horseless dropped me off at the corner. Pulling my collar up and my hat down, I dodged my steps through the puddles reflecting the gas lamps lighting the sidewalk. The cold raindrops struck my heated cheeks as I rushed to my destination, reminding myself what I wanted was a basic human need. There was no need for embarrassment.

The embarrassment should be society’s for putting the fulfilment of this need behind a ledger book. Certain things should not require coin exchanges.

965 Steward Lane was set back from the cobblestones street and cement walkways of the busy mixed residential and commercial sector. Trimmed in burnt orange, crisp turquoise, and mint green, the three-story Victorian building mixed well with the seamstress shop on one side and the breakfast house on the other where the owners lived above the first-story business. The rose bushes leading up to the porch shined in the nighttime lamplight, reds and pinks sparkling as rain continued to fall. It looked so ordinary and respectable, I questioned Widow Leery recommendation. Only the thin horizontal wooden sign of a snake coiled around a rod with a cluster of grapes on the left end indicated its business. As promised, the grapes and rod were not painted purple.

I was deprived, not depraved.

Even deprived to the point of tears, I hesitated turning to walk down the brick path. But who knows when I will get another childless night?

My daughters each previously had taken sleepovers but never on the same night. More will likely happen now the youngest was thirteen and Confirmed.

I should go home. One more night alone will make no difference. I remain frozen in place long enough, searching for an escape, either forward or back, my eyes find a small painted wooden sign attached to the open gate. Curious, I step to the side to be able to read the mint green words painted on the burnt orange sign.

Laughter and Hugs Provided

A sob escapes.

Yes, my babies have given me laughter and hugs by the armful for years. Only recently have they transferred these affections to schoolmates and neighbors to the exclusion of their boring mother. My sister, who rents us the fourth floor of her walk-up, as typical of her nature, remained more shrew than sympathetic shoulder. How her spouses tolerate her has been a mystery I have never been tempted to unfurled. I grew up with her; it was enough she was happy and willing to offer me aid, limited as it is, after Raymond died in the war.

I could use laughter and hugs.

I walk down the bricks and mount the four steps to the wooden porch. The front door opens. Taking a deep breath, I enter the establishment.

“Welcome to Elizabeth’s Comfort House. May I take your cover, Ma’am?” The butler bowed slightly, before straightening and holding out a hand for my wet hat and coat. Sharply dressed in a black jacket and white bow tie and cummerbund, the servant makes me feel vastly underdressed.

I glance around the area, one last-last chance to duck out or move forward. In the foyer sits the hostess, if not Elizabeth herself, she likely will claim to be Elizabeth. Her cotton dress, a blue-green turquoise, deep skirt covers the legs of her chair, beside her rests a guest ledger like one sees at hostels and funerals on a painted table with spindly legs. An empty overstuff chair, the upholstery embroidered with snakes and grapes, waited beside her for me. Beyond her guardianship laid what I seek, a tea room full of men.

Males willing to sell their time to women.

They appeared cleaned and mingled with females, some seated in tete-a-tetes, others standing in groups with three or four short-haired or bunned women around them. Above the gathering hovered oil lights, a clear statement of wealth and a warning the men were well protected. Few houses in town had access to magicians. But this wasn’t a house, it was a business. Any relationship I establish here was a transaction.

I passed my hat and outer coat to the butler before I touched my vest, verifying my wallet remained with me, and approached the hostess. I showed leg in a bow I learned when taking my daughters to dance lessons. At thirty-five and after a hard week on the manufacturing floor, the ligaments protested the stretch, but the delivery would have please Mistress Florence. The inspection of guests indicated my attire fell in the lower end of acceptable, so I felt the need to break out extraordinary manners to offset my appearance. I took the uptick of her polite smile as approval.

“Forgive me for not standing, ma’am,” the hostesses smoothed the fabric over her legs, “skirts, you understand.”

Most women, when they entered the work world after the men went off to war, gave up the excess fabric. Manufacturing machines, no matter what the factory made, didn’t forgive dangles and snags. Long loose hair became a peace-time legend among the working class. But all of us older women remember the challenges of maneuvering the fabric.

“Of course.” Internally, I wonder what she is hiding beneath her petticoats. Was she the one responsible for the float spells and tucked a wand or spice within easy reach to protect her investments? I tilt my head to the chair beside her, “May I?”

Her lips twitched again and her eyes sparkled, granting approval with a small nod.

I sit, doing a pinch on the linen to keep my ironed lines sharp and the hem of the trousers just above my shoes, then turned my body toward her and the front door where I watched the butler go into a small side room to hang my coat. Inside the room, I could see windows facing the porch.

“I don’t believe I have seen you before, ma’am. My name is Elizabeth Kennedy,” she said as she pulled the ledger into her lap. “May I ask how you found us?”

“Frances Leery recommended your services to me when she found me adrift in melancholy a few weeks ago on my back porch.” Crying my eyes blood red more like. The calendar was above the bin in the kitchen, and I had noticed the date before walking down the stairs with the trash to dump into the containers my sister keeps in the alley. On the second turn fire escape, I remembered the date matched the day I received the letter which began “Mrs. Penkeeper, we regret to inform you…”

“Ah, many of our patrons seek our services for attending to this condition.”

“She did indicate that, dear friend that she is.” I hide behind my polite smile all the frustration I felt listening to Widow Leery taking Widow Penkeeper to task for not keeping up proper appearances as though we were close confidents, not block busybody and quiet neighbor. I think I would be less upset about her interference if she wasn’t right about my mental state and steps I needed to take to fix it and why.

“Even with an excellent recommendation from Mrs. Leery, to protect our employees, I will be asking you some questions.” The hostess reached for a peacock pen on the lower level of the table and twisted it out its inkwell.

“Please.”

“Your name and occupation.”

“Mrs. Edith Penkeeper, most people call me Dicey. I work for JJ Worthingtons, cutting the cards for textiles and helping with the looms.” I can read a bit, even upside down. “I see you record addresses, I live on Elm, the 300 block.”

“Thank you.” Elizabeth placed the feathered pen back into the jar and turned it until it was secure. “You do understand we only offer comfort, not the more … physical exchanges you might find elsewhere.”

I nodded. “One of the reasons I sought you out.” Widow Leery had given me the names of three places she frequented and this one sounded the safest.

“And, I apologize for the necessary, but our fees.”

I recited what I understood the cost of drinking tea surrounded by men to the cost of an overnight stay. She corrected me up and down and expanded the list of services they offered, including female companionship. “I’m interested, should I find someone amenable, staying the evening.”

“Very good. For the tea, the cost is five sheets. Leave it with the girl at the door. Should one of our gentlemen or ladies agree to escort you upstairs, you will settle the bill with them.”

“Thank you. Now, if you don’t mind?” I brace to stand and at her nod, lever myself out of the chair. “It has been lovely to meet you.” I make a slight bow, then spin on my shoe and make my way to the tea room.

At the door, a child, younger than my Wilma but old enough to do numbers well, waited beside a till. I pull out my wallet and remove a fiver. She thanks me neatly and I enter the room.

The customers and employees are easy to distinguish. The employees continue the theme of burnt orange and turquoise in patterned clothing of dresses on the women and lounging gowns with trousers for the men. Except for two, all the men and women employed by Elizabeth wore their hair long or in messy buns with loose strains begging to be tucked or pulled by the clients. One man had a clean-shaven dome but made up for the difference with a beard, and the woman shaved her black curls close, and displayed thick muscular arms. Both had already been drawn into personal conversations and had two or three green sheets of bills in front of them. One woman customer glared at the person who obviously had preempted her favorite comfort provider instead of mingling with the unclaimed people.

I traversed to the table with the teapots. In front of each was the name of the tea, most of which I had no experience with, and a small picture I guess of what plant they represented. I chose the mint, unwilling to risk my tastebuds on top of everything else I was attempting tonight.

“Leave room for cream on top, it helps cool it faster.” A deep voice rumbled beside me.

I turn to find a tall male beside me, he is pouring a cup from something marked with a bright flower and starting with a H – h-biscuits or something. “Thank you for the tip.” I smile at him. He is about my height and blond, not something I normally find attractive. His hair fell to his waist, and he bent deliberately to gape his lounging jacket to display a bare chest.

Too much for me.

I move to where sugar cubes, what a luxury, I might just come back for the tea, and milk options were stored at the end of the table. “What are you drinking?” I asked.

“Hibiscus, I just love the color and the tart flavor.” He tipped the steaming teacup toward me so I could see the rich color.

“That is beautiful.”

“Almost as beautiful as you.”

I laugh lightly. A real laugh. I hadn’t been flirted with in fourteen years. Drafted, Raymond left to before he even knew he had given me a second child. “Hardly, but thank you.” I take a sip. The mint was a spearmint base tea, sharper than the peppermint I expected. I put the cup down to swirl in a sugar cube. “Dicey.”

“Harvey. Would you like to join us under the green globe? We are speculating which portals are likely to be active during opening season.”

I look up at the oil lamps and notice each is a different color of glass and that the area under them are cleared of chairs but full of people. “Hm. Maybe later. Again, that you for the creamer hint, Harvey.” I move away toward a different globe, not really wanting to talk about a subject little better than the weather. The portals no longer poured out enemy monsters, but the Messmer magic left tears in reality’s fabric which reached their height of activity in late October. Scientists were working on ways to close the portals permanently, but so far nothing even shrunk them or contained the magic when they opened.

The yellow globe had people talking about the local stage production, and the traveling orchestra coming out of Newer York City. Purple picking out the politics of the Commissioners Board. I wondered if the conversations changed night to night, or even within a night. I ended up on the edge of the red globe where people debated the merits of the recently released novel Anthem. Between children and work and block duties, I didn’t have any time to read. Personally, I thought the author divorced from reality with her staunch stance against mysticism and magic.

“You look bored.” A man whispered in my ear.

I looked up, and up some more. This male towered over me by a handful of fingers spread wide. Brown hair, nearly auburn in the red light, rioted in curls around his shoulders. “Well, I’m not anymore.” And it wasn’t just because he wore his lounger close to his body, or his green eyes contained the exact green of cornfields drying for harvest, but he felt comfortable. My belly uncurled from tension for the first time of the evening.

He chuckled. Retaining eye contact, my gray to his green, he reached for one of my hands holding my teacup and pulled it up to his mouth slowly. “My name is Albert.” He kissed my knuckles, then returned my hand to my nearly empty cup.

I near swooned. I shouldn’t. The man’s face was virtually unlined. My best guess was twenty, maybe twenty-one. But instead of moving away, I stammered, “Dice, Dicey. People call me Edith. No, I mean I’m Edith and people call me Dicey.”

“A hooligan growing up, were you?”

A laugh escapes. “At least some thought so, before we moved to the city.”

Albert reached out his broad hand and rubbed the fuzz where I cut my hair with a thumb. I only leave the very top thick where I can tuck it into a cap. The sides I keep short for when I have to climb into the looms and put in the new pattern cards. “This is a beautiful black.”

“Thanks, I’m surprised it hasn’t gone gray with my teenagers.”

“You have children?”

“Two of them, girls.” I bit my lip. Of course they were girls. If either of them were boys, I would have been remarried and not need his services.

“Are they as beautiful as you?”

“I’d like to think so.” I take a sip of my tea and realize it is empty. “Oh, um. Do you have a tea you would recommend?” I ask while walking over to the table.

“Have you ever had rose tea? Elizabeth makes it from our gardens here.”

“No I haven’t.”

***

I wake in the morning, light flowing in under my curtains, to the scent of cotton and female musk in my nose where it is buried in a swirl of black hair. My arm is secured around Dicey’s body and she is curled perfectly into my form. My morning wakeup call presses against her back, so I lift away, taking time to admire the mark I left on her shoulder where it could be covered for her work.

While we aren’t licensed for breeding duties, we did have a wide range of activities we could offer at our discretion as part of our services or personal interest. My personal interest included marking this woman. I ran my fingers over the lip-shaped bruise, pushing just an “h” worth of hex into my temporary claim on Dicey, before slipping out of bed and down the hall to the third-floor water closet.

When I come back, I find her in the hazy stage of waking between dreams and duties. My heart leaps when I see the brightening of her sleepy face, then sinks when her visage closes off like a door as she remembers where she is.

I got a battle to overcome, but I will win.

Wizards get a lot of leeway claiming spouses. After two years general service, we could pick out up to four wives where the average man was limited to two and the second one was assigned. I only had a few more months until I was twenty and completed the mandatory comfort duties, after which, I will be picking up her as a spouse. Her aura called me across the room last night, and now I know she exists, I expect it will call me across the city.

“How long before you need to go home?”

“The kids are old enough to let themselves in,” she whispers sadly, “but I should be back to make them lunch and help them with block duties this afternoon.”

“The light says it is only six. We have a couple hours.”

I go over to the bed, sit on the side, and bend over to kiss her. Thoroughly.

(words 2,859, first published 1/21/2024)

Editing Rant: Couple Goals

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UGH!!!!

Every TV or comics writer who believes that “married couples are boring” or “established couples have no stories left” should be forced to watch The Thin Man series over and over again under they get it.

The Thin Man’s Nick and Nora Charles are Couple Goals.

Lucy Blue, Falstaff Crush Senior Editor, and I have had this conversation a few times.

The fourth book of her Stella Hart Romantic Mystery series is coming out in two days: The Princess and the Peonies (Amazon link: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B09XRH7P9R). In it Stella Hart and the love of her live, George, are getting married. I know this won’t be the end of a Lucy Blue series – she’s been wanting to provide this point of marriage actually being the most exciting part of a Romance for a long time.

Back to fixing this manuscript of “marriage is boring.” I’ll need to pick up Ms. Blue book to reset my brain after this is done.

Book Review: Spoiler Alert

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Spoiler Alert by Olivia Dade

BOOK BLURB ON AMAZON

Marcus Caster-Rupp has a secret. The world may know him as Aeneas, star of the biggest show on television, but fanfiction readers call him something else: Book!AeneasWouldNever. Marcus gets out his frustrations with the show through anonymous stories about the internet’s favorite couple, Aeneas and Lavinia. But if anyone discovered his online persona, he’d be finished in Hollywood.

April Whittier has secrets of her own. A hardcore Lavinia fan, she’s long hidden her fanfic and cosplay hobbies from her “real life”—but not anymore. When she dares to post her latest costume creation on Twitter, her plus-size take goes viral. And when Marcus asks her out to spite her internet critics, truth officially becomes stranger than fanfiction.

On their date, Marcus quickly realizes he wants more from April than a one-time publicity stunt. But when he discovers she’s Unapologetic Lavinia Stan, his closest fandom friend, he has one more huge secret to keep from her.

With love and Marcus’s career on the line, can the two of them stop hiding once and for all, or will a match made in fandom end up prematurely cancelled?

 

MY REVIEW

In the world of fix-it fanfic, finding your OTP (one true pairing) is central to the story. In Spoiler Alert, a pair of fan-fic writers cross with cosplay and crash together in the real world.

Time to turn off of the brain and go for the fluff! Like every romantic genre, certain breaks with reality are expected (in billionaire romance, that the cultural and economic differences won’t crush the couple) – for the fanfic/social media genre-based romance (which is beginning to gain traction), we continue the romance tradition of “every-woman” captures the “amazing man”. Here an overweight, but extremely smart geologist meets up with an actor of her favorite show and they fall in love. Both crush hard on being Mary Sue/Gary Stu, but each comes with two flaws to make them human, one personal and one relationship – her personal one is the previously mentioned weight and his is dyslexia – and in both cases, the toxic relationships with their families despite the love from all sides involved.

Well-written with fully realized characters, this story is a great read. The only piece I disliked was after all the issue about the work-out and buffet – for him to offer the “test the food establishments in the area where you just moved” and her jump at that – did not work at all for me, especially for the food focus. Though the caffeine results makes me understand why the author kept Darling – it’s very cute.

Lots of explicit activities. This is not a closed-door book.

Spoiler Alert is the first of a series, but works fine as a standalone. The next of the series is coming out in Summer 2021 according the back matter.

Checked out through the library (and finished the same day) because (1) dang, the kindle is overpriced at $11, and (2) the book is really fun to read.

Flash: Not All Who Wander

Image courtesy of the Internet Hive Mind

Today’s flash is based on a sign I saw while delivering mail today, “Not all who wander” and below it was a painting of a RV. And I thought to myself, “Not all who wander, leave home.”

***

Becca stood, leaning against the tree nearest the cliff’s edge, to watch the specular Aurora Polaris, doing her best to ignore the black hole in her field of vision on the left side stating the game simulation number, the companies involved in programming it, and all the other required matter so people never forget virtual reality is not actually reality. She could hack the credits spot to non-existence, but then she would spend another six months in rehabilitation without VR and there was no way she was going through that again just to get rid of the annoying spot.

She did have a list of things she was willing to get banned for, but not for simple credits. Getting rid of all credits … maybe, be people deserve to get paid. Especially – Becca glanced over to the credits space, expanding it for a moment – Northern Reaches, who developed the Northern Lights visuals. She snapped her eyes back to the green and blue curtains dancing across the sky.

“There you are.” Garret dropped on the ground next to her.

“Here I am.” She agreed, nodding at him.

“I just wanted to thank you for your help in the underground fortress.” The fighter, and leader of the gaming party who hired her character, plucked at the grass, not meeting her eyes and somehow shrugging down so his nearly seven-foot half-giant frame didn’t tower over her while he sat beside her. “Virgay and Daph wouldn’t have made it through without your healing.”

“De nada. You paid me well for that task.” Becca waved a green hand, the Aurora lights sparkling against her scales.

“I was…” Garret coughed to clear his throat, “I was wondering if you would like to join our band of adventurers.”

Startled, Becca made eye contact. “Um, well.”

“I mean, not to take you away from your normal group-“

She cut in. “I don’t have a normal group.” Rocking against the tree, she tried to decide what to say next. The last three days had been awesome, especially Garret. He made her laugh more than anyone had since, well, more than anyone ever. They talked late into the night. But that didn’t really change the reality side of her life. Better to bite the bullet now, because as idyllic as this episode had been, VR recreation time would end soon. “What I do have is a very unpredictable schedule. I mean I like you peeps well enough …” Becca switched the cutoff mid-stream. Her life had enough lemons, and Garret-time had made the normal lemons feel like a souffle these past few days. “and I really liked you. But I don’t know when-“

An internal alarm went off.

“You are kidding me.” Becca glanced over at her personal dashboard. “Already?”

“Becca?” Garret glanced in the direction of her stare.

“Garret I’m so sorry, I’m… will you shut off! I heard you the first time…about to have my Unplug Time.”

He stood to reach out to her, she could see the protest in his golden eyes.

“Look, I don’t know when my next…Turn Off!” Becca stabbed the air until the alarm stopped. “Look, I really like…Damn it, it’s pulling me out.”

Garret blinked as the dragon-kin cleric disappeared. Triple Zed. He really liked her. And his party was going to need another cleric soon. That had only been the third chapter of the adventure. The half-giant fighter meandered back to the rest of his party.

***

Becca carefully touched each finger on her right hand to her right thumb while waiting for the VR tube to open, then did the same with her left hand. Success. Every finger worked!

She waited for the medical bot to unhook vitals, help her swing her legs over the edge, and do the basic tests. Becca couldn’t feel her toes today as the bot checked. You win some, you lose some. Still an improvement over the state she was in before she started the most recent round of therapy. The new VR suite cost triple what a normal one would, but it pumped her full of medications and worked her muscles throughout her Hookup to the specific therapies her doctors recommended instead of just the standard maintenance of health. Before her degenerative nerve condition had her to the point of not even being able to move her head. Now she had motor control of her hands, arms, and shoulders.

“Did you have a nice time Becca?” The robot asked. Its base programming included minor companionship interaction. People didn’t react well to a tool moving them around.

“The rec time went well, thank you for asking R9.” Becca rocked with the robot as it transferred her to her mobile-chair. “What is on the program for today?”

The medical robot reviewed the two doctor visits for the day, as well the food orders and other basic maintenance normal Reals needed to do during their required Unplug day. While listening with half an ear, Becca did something she had never done before. She sent a Contact Card to Garret’s dashboard. He could now message her outside the game if he wanted.

Not meet her. Never meet her. Who would want to deal with the medical trainwreck of her life? But … maybe … be a virtual friend?

(First published 2/27/2022; 879 words)

Flash: Ann Kirlin draws

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“Knock, knock.” Kirlin said, pretending to knock on the frame of my open door. She came in and flounced into one of the leather chairs in front of my desk. “Tippitt.”

She left it at just a name. I was impressed she made it nearly four weeks before coming to me. Her predecessor hadn’t made it a day. The one before that set a record of forty-two days, but that was because she had been in quarantine with COVID for four weeks.

I closed my laptop and moved it to the left, then laced my hand and waited, appreciating her efforts at colorful business attire. The bright red shirt with the embroidered bolero jacket matched the rose clips holding back her hair. The red against my pale skin would look like death; I squashed the envy.

“Don’t get me wrong, he is absolutely brilliant, but he is also absolutely infantile. My two-year old has a better grasp of reality. Really Dr. Gallagher, how come he doesn’t drive you crazy?”

Time to explain the care and feeding of the development teams, especially the Green and Yellow ones.

I moved my scratch paper over and picked up a pen to fiddle with. “I don’t manage what Tippitt does. It makes my life easier.”

“What? You’re the vice president for development.” Kirlin waved her hand around. “The best ever according everyone in the department.”

“Really, well, that is nice to know. The metrics says the turnover is down.” Nil since I took over three years ago, except for the administrative assistants and that is only because I had a special project I was working on with them. “And patents are up, so I’m glad to hear word on the street that people are satisfied.” I sighed, “Except you sound like you have an issue.”

“It’s just Tippitt being Tippitt near as I can tell. But … Tippitt!” Hands got thrown in the air. “Like yesterday, the calendar popped up saying to remind him to call his mom about her birthday. Like a scheduled reminder.”

“Did you remind him?” I smiled, knowing what normally happens.

“I not only reminded him, I nagged him, and eventually grabbed his phone, opened it and called his mother and handed it to him when I got back from transferring David to daycare.”

I didn’t comment about her having the ability to open his phone.

“I take it, that was effective?”

She rolled her eyes. “He was still talking to her when I clocked out. But, man, why couldn’t he just call her on his own?”

“Have you ever dealt with your geniuses before? I am not talking about smart people or high IQ people, but people who when you give them two and two, you will get an orangutan.”

Kirlin snorted at that example. “No, not really.”

“You don’t manage these types of people. Just guide them.” Glancing down at my sketch, I saw yet another attempt to solve the problem I ran into for my private project. Three months and I still haven’t figured out how get the water tension at the scale needed for the miniaturization. I might need to corner Kolbash. “For Tippitt, and most of the others, I just give them the space to do what they does. Less headache and a whole lot more accomplishments results. It isn’t the easiest thing in the world to explain to the board, but it gets the work done and keeps the ulcers away.”

“So you just let the five teams go their own way?”

I pulled the sheet off and crumbled it, tossing it into my little stack I go through during my four hours of play on company time. “Not exactly. Like I said, I guide them. Sometimes as intense as you did with the phone call to keep them on project, and other times, well, I hope it doesn’t get bad.”

“And how often is Tippitt bad?:

“Oh, you just had to ask.” I tapped the pen on the pad. :Umn, so you know how some people have a green touch and can grow any plant?”

Kirlin took one of my balls of paper and started to smooth it out. “Sure.”

“Well, Tippitt has the fecal touch.” She frowns at my drawing and reaches for another. Part of me wanted to keep my project private, but I had reached the point any consultation could benefit me. I pushed the pile to her. “Anything he touches can and will become a shitstorm unless handled properly. But, on the plus side, just like things growing wonderfully in shit, what comes out the other end just might be something beautiful. Or really smelly.”

“How smelly?”

“You worked in security.” I pointed at two drawings she was comparing. “Condenser but the scale is mircons.”

She nodded her understanding.

“You remember the OSHA visit a couple months ago because of complaints from neighboring companies about an afterhours light show?”

“Yes. Sumpter and Niemeyer had to escort the inspectors for two days.”

“Well, someone,” who I later had a long talk at, “told Tippitt the lights weren’t bright enough on the panel for people to distinguish.”

Kirlin raised her eyes to mine. “What … what did he do?”

“He figured out how to increase the LED luminosity by a factor of three.” I rubbed the back of my head, remembering that headache. “With no change in wattage or significant change in equipment.”

“That isn’t possible!”

“Yeah, I wish.” I shrugged. “But, new patent! Well, two. And a visit from OSHA that had me in meetings with the board for a week. Shitshow and flowers.”

She laughed. “That sounds like Chuck.”

I did not comment about her using his nickname.

“Yeah, I have an ongoing bet with Pantuso that if I can have customer give me a legit complaint about how dangerous gravity is for their instruments that Tippitt,” or Kolbash over on the Yellow Team but she doesn’t need to know we got two crazies regularly endangering the building, “will invent anti-gravity or null gravity.”

“I can see that happening,” she pulled a pen out of her messy bun, “Love the man.”

That is what I am hoping for. Matchmakers are us. Happily married couples stayed with companies that took care of them and their families. And keeping someone happy who adds to the bottom line to the tune of hundreds of millions every year was high on my priority list.

“So, what are you trying?” I tilted my head to see how she was changing my design.

“If I understand the problem, the water surface tension is creating blockages because water molecules bond differently at the micro level. But if you change the shape, like this …”

Oh, I am liking her art degree a lot.

(words 1,127; first published 12/6/2023)

A Match for Green Team Series

  1. Ann Kirlin transfers (1/16/22)
  2. Ann Kirlin draws (2/13/22)