Flash: Thebe Loses Day Job (attempt 3)

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Surviving the first three days of the Nymphs and Satyr club’s Halloween competition meant Thebe needed to call her day employer and beg for time off. She hadn’t expect it to go well, and she was right. Bryson fired her.

Fortunately the $3,000 she had already pocketed from making it this far would easily cover her until she found another retail position. Her night job had given her a week’s vacation before signing in, so she had something if she was kicked out tonight.

Thebe wished she could talk to Rhene, her best friend who dragged her into this mess. But since Rhene had pulled a blue and white domino and Thebe’s mask was the green and black of forest, her confidant was on a different team. Celestial to her team of Nature nymphs. Their two teams, plus Fire and Water, made the four-way competition. No contact or collusion between teams except during head-to-head matches.

She really could use an ally. The competition was not only between teams, but also had one winner. Each day saw another woman kicked off each team. Thebe still wasn’t sure how her two hundred and forty pound ass had gotten this far. Sure her six foot frame distributed the weight so she wasn’t a butterball like Cristina on the Fire team who weighed the same but was an entire foot shorter, but Thebe knew her teammates hated her chunky butt. The mix of team and individual results drove paranoia within and without the teams. The high-scoring Water team was pulling away from the pack in more ways than one. Thebe gave them one more day before self-destructing.

Having used up her one personal call for the competition, and her daily break from one-way mirrors and web-cameras, Thebe returned to her team’s room for a quick shower as the rest of the girls got their daily privacy break.

Thebe played it up for the camera as water sluiced over her. She was pretty sure she had gotten a following on the members-only website. No way her teammates hadn’t put her head on the chopping block. Yes, Daisy had been a no-brainer the first day, but since then … According to the other girls, who have actually watched this competition on the web, ejection votes were only part of the mix. The winning team gets to “immunize” one member from each of the other teams. The object is to weaken their chances by forcing the other nymphs to keep weak players.

The balance of the decision came from audience. People could pay up to $100, $10 per each keep vote. Anyone making it five days gets to take home 10% of their supporter’s payments as a bonus. So Thebe soaped up her D-cups, trying to find the balance between titillating and tawdry. 

Meryl was tawdry and had come screaming in the room yesterday. Once during the week each competitor can find out how the vote work – she could find out how everyone voted on every team for that day only, or she could find out how her team voted that particular day plus her standings for every day before. … Meryl’s slutty and superior behavior was playing well for the hard-porn audience the competition catered to, but not her team. After Meryl’s initial rant about how many ugly and fat girls were in the competition this year, including but not limited to Cristina and Thebe, Thebe hadn’t changed her eject vote once.

Heavy breathing echoed through the speakers signaling the next competition. Thebe wrapped a towel around her and rushed into the main room.

A photo shoot, each girl dressing up as the winner. The Nymph Mistress to a Satyr Master. The shoot would be in the Elemental mask and nothing else.

Seeing no reason to dress , Thebe followed the other women into “magic” room. Today it was a …

(and this again is too much for a simple flash I am aiming for)

(word count 643; first published 3/3/2019)

Flash: The Archer (Part 1) – The Action

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The archer stopped just past the bus’ commuter card swipe. So this is what humanity has come to. They who challenged the gods. They who ripped deity from Olympus and claimed equality.

 

They who discovered the great burden divinity carries. To be responsible for oneself and others. Not a single face carried joy. Those by the dirty windows watched the grey world with defeat. Those in the middle seats fixed their eyes on the floor and bore holes to Hades’ realm. Reaching back to pull two arrows from his quiver, he compared what he saw with Charon’s passengers. Charon’s clients appeared more animated.

 

He had toyed with the thought of not following through with Lachesis’ request. After all, humans had pushed them away. But the Fate was right, even when the worshippers leave their gods, their gods cannot forsake their worshippers.

 

“I have a chance to add some brilliant color to the tapestry.” The Moirai had said when she had tracked him down in the marble halls. “If these two threads can just be twisted together, they will brighten a whole segment.”

 

She had played with the strands until they would be side-by-side for a moment and asked him if he could fix them together. He had agreed … for a favor. A favor from a being older than the Titians is something to be seized whenever possible.

 

The male Lachesis had manipulated came beside the empty bus seat and turned his head to examine the window seat occupant. The arrow’s shaft rested against the ash wood for only a second before its whistling release. No one noticed the missile’s flight or its piercing of the man’s back.

 

The archer had asked Lachesis what would happen if he did not bond the threads. With her typical pragmatic temperament, “Together the brown threads take on the Iris’ hues and bring attention to the colors around them. But separately … brown threads abound. My sister will need to cut one shortly, likely both.”

 

The seated woman raised her head from something the man was asking. A miracle as far as the archer was concerned. No one on the conveyance looked anyone else in the eye and his magic required eye contact.

 

Eros quickly loosed his second arrow and watched in satisfaction as it buried itself in the woman’s heart. Everything else is up to the would-be-gods. May they and others like them return the gift one day.

 

(words 405; first published 12/5/2012; republished 2/3/2019)

Flash: Small Wings

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Someone wanted him here. The geocache might as well have made for him, taking him from one end of the city to the other on his skateboard for the last four hours. A couple of clues…. well, he had fallen for it.

Raff looked around the empty parking garage, his stomach saying it wasn’t empty. He learned to trust his gut a long time ago. The sibilant hiss of pipes in the ceiling and tires echoing from the streets above seemed too loud. Spreading his legs to drop his center of gravity, he called his true self to the surface, giving his eyes the ability to see elsewhere. As soon as his wings appeared, black snakes rose out of the shadows and raced at him, sliding back and forth on the cement.

His Cupid bow released three arrows before they had closed half the distance, and he hoped for some gender differences between the snakes, or at least a beneficial, to him, sexual orientation, so the lust would distract them. No effect. Snapping down his skateboard where it leaned against his leg, he jumped on it, using his right foot to push it hard, and he beat his tiny wings for what little help they could give to move faster.

The ramps all led up. The final stage of the geocache was in the bottom of the old Sears catalog building, three floors below ground. One of the periodic bumps lifted the board off the ground enough he turned it on edge to use a column to bank, aiming up a ramp. Two lights behind him snapped off; no sparks or flares, just dark. Spinning on the board to look behind, he saw the snakes enter one end of the deep shadows and exit the other end the next instant.

Cheaters.

Well, two can play at that game. Rounding another column, he reached out and crushed a chunk out. Twisting the board around, he took aim and threw the mass of concrete at one.

It sailed through the insubstantial creature.

The way the snakes were acting, they weren’t going to be insubstantial when they closed.

His arrows had hit them.

He likely could hit them too, thanks to his frisky pop’s sperm donation to his mom. Eros, like every Greek god in existence, couldn’t keep it under the toga, and Mom was never what you would call discerning in her choice of male companionship. But Eros was no Zeus, and Raff was no Hercules. Snakes would win if he wrestled. Coils trump arrows.

Making for a bank of bright lights, hoping to slow them down, Raff switched his push leg. Did Psyche send the snakes after him in revenge for Cupid’s wandering ways, like Hera did on Hercules? She hadn’t seemed upset, just tired, when Eros brought him by at age thirteen to get his bow. The one and only time he met his dad.

Maybe one of the other living mortal Cupids were ticked off at the new guy. But he wasn’t the new guy anymore, Shewon over in Tibet had that dubious honor, hitting thirteen last week. At nineteen, Raff was now one of the old guys and no longer the most powerful Cupid and well glad to be rid of it. Were any of the other twelve pissed off at him and had been waiting for his powers to drop?

The lights slowed them down. Though a few of florescent winked out so shadows became available for the snakes to slither through, the deep dark allowing the teleportation they had used before did not result. Raff had vaguely missed that aspect of being the head Cupid once he had his life back; having a life way outweighed the benefits of the extra magic, even if that life mostly focused on earning his GED after six year helping strangers hook up. Now he really wanted to blink up to the afternoon sunlight to keep his life, sad though it was, intact.

The ramp between level B and A was completely in the dark. He jumped off the board, flipped it into his hands and ran up the pavement.

The fastest snake exited the dark at the same time he did, snapping at his feet with its triangular head. Triangle means poison, right? Missing out on all of high school killed everything science. Popping around the world let him see its wonders, but he didn’t understand any of it. Fortunately his high ankle sneakers kept the fangs from breaking skin. Calling his bow back to his hands, he dropped his board, swung the bow to crack the creature on its jaw, then ran once he was free to jump on the board and start moving again. The first shadow snake’s brethren joined it after it reoriented on him.

Too close. He wasn’t going to make it.

(words 807; first published 8/26/2018)

Flash: The Telling of the Myth of Hariti

Buddha head reflected in water

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Before the world became as it is today, the ogress Hariti lived in the world with her five hundred children. She loved her children and doted on them. From the largest who stood taller than the tallest cypress to the smallest who could fit inside a snail’s shell, she loved them and doted on them. From the fiercest, whose roar shattered stones, to the most cunning, who could talk a thirsty man out of water, she loved them and doted on them all.

But feeding them was a chore, because they needed blood. Rich, red, sweet blood. And as Hariti doted on her five hundred young, only the sweetest, purest blood would do. Only the blood of human children would do. So she would steal children in the night to feed her young. From the strongest, who could pick up a river and move its bed, to the weakest, whose fingers dance on the back of your neck at night, she would feed them with a child stolen from her human neighbors.

And this caused her neighbors pain. But they feared her for she was an ogress of great power. Fear shook them. Fear held them still. Fear made them scream when they saw her. Fear kept them silent. And their pain grew.

Until their pain of their missing children grew so great they no longer could hold still. The pain of children missing from their homes could no longer keep them silent. Each human village chose an elder. Every village in the world chose an elder. From the Winding River of the West to the Great Sea of the East, each village picked an elder. From the Ice Mountains of the North to the Burning Sands of the South, each village sent an elder.

And once the elders of all the villages of all the world met together, they traveled as one to where Hariti lived with her five hundred children. Dust coated the elders’ feet. Mud coated elders’ ankles. Sand fleas bit the elders’ legs, leaving sores. Thorns scrapped the elders’ arms, leaving cuts. The wind blistered the elders’ faces. The sun burned the elders’ necks.

For many days the elders of all the villages of all the world traveled a distance the ogress could pass over with a single step. For Hariti was a powerful ogress and they were only human. From first harvest to second harvest to planting again, they traveled to where Hariti lived with her five hundred children. A distance the ogress could run in a single hour. For Hariti was a terrible ogress and they were only human.

Even so, the elders’ pain at the loss of their children held them to their task until they arrived at the home of Hariti where she lived with her five hundred young. There the ogress let the elders of all the villages of all the world come into her home.

She did not offer to clean their feet of the road’s dust. She did not offer them water to stop the road’s thirst. She did not offer them food to end the road’s hunger. For they were only human and she was an ogress of Rajgir. For her to hear their request instead of eating them outright was enough (though their blood was old and sour and held little appeal to her).

The elders asked her to stop stealing the children from the villages for they needed their children. The elders pleaded for her to stop taking the children from their villages for they needed their children to help them in the field. The elders begged her to stop stealing the children from their homes for they needed their children to help clean their houses. The elders entreated for her to stop taking the children from their homes for they needed their children to help them when they grew old.

The ogress Hariti heard their petition. From the morning sunrise to evening sunset she listened to their petition. When the elders were through talking, she laughed and sent them back home.

And that night she stole another human child to feed her young, for she loved her offspring and doted on them.

So things continued as they had been until such time as they no longer did.

In a village, close and not too far from where Hariti lived with her five hundred children, the Buddha reached enlightenment. Many traveled from the far reaches of the world to hear the Eightfold Path. From the Winding River of the West to the Great Sea of the East, people traveled to hear the wisdom of the Buddha. From the Ice Mountains of the North to the Burning Sands of the South, peopled traveled to learn the kindness of the Buddha. And those that traveled from River and Sea, from Mountains and Sand returned home. Every man and every woman returned to their villages from all around the world with stories of his wisdom and kindness.

Even Hariti heard the stories, but she cared little about the news, for kindness is not the way of an ogress. Instead of seeking out the Buddha, Hariti continued to steal children from her human neighbors for her young, for she loved her five hundred sons and daughters and doted on them.

So things continued as they had been until such time as they no longer did.

And when the humans in all the villages of all the world learned about the Buddha and his ways, they spoke among themselves. Maybe this man, full of wisdom and kindness, will know how to save their children. Maybe the Buddha could succeed where the elders of all the villages of all the world could not. Maybe the Teacher could fashion a change in the ogress.

Therefore each village in the world picked a new elder to go speak with the Buddha. A new elder needed to be chosen because much time had passed since the elders of all the villages of all the world had gone to petition Hariti in her house where she lived with her five hundred children. Many plantings had been planted and many harvests had been harvested. Unlike the ogress, the elders were only human and many had died.

Once the new elders had been picked they went with their petition to the Buddha. When the elders of all the villages of all the world arrived, the Buddha rinsed their feet clean of the road’s dust. He drew water from a well to stop the road’s thirst. And he took rice from his own rice bowl to end the road’s hunger. For they were only human and deserved kindness as every living thing does.

And once he knew they were rested, he took them to his favorite place under the pomegranate tree and listened to their request. From morning sunrise to evening sunset he listed to their petition. The elders of all the villages of all the world explained how the great ogress Hariti took their children to feed her brood of five hundred young. The elders of all the villages of all the world shared how night after night the powerful ogress Hariti stole into their homes and took their children and gave their blood to her monstrous young for only the sweetest, richest, and reddest blood was good enough for the rakshasa spawn. The elders of all the villages of all the world spoke how they missed their children and wept and gnashed their teeth every night, knowing the terrible ogress Hariti had eaten their children.

And when the elders of all the villages of all the world finished speaking the Buddha thought. For a night and a day and night again he thought on their request. And when he had thought long enough, he said he would talk to the great ogress Hariti, then he sent the elders of all the villages of all the world back to their homes. As soon as they had left, the Buddha picked up his rice bowl and went to the ogress’ home.

For things could not continue as they had been. It was time they no longer did.

Since the Buddha lived in a village close and not too far from where Hariti the ogress lived with her five hundred children, the journey only took from the time of first planting until first harvest. When he arrived, the Buddha’s feet were dusty, but not too dusty, and his ankles were muddy, but not too muddy. When he arrived, the ogress let the Buddha come into her home.

She did not offer to clean his feet of the road’s dust. She did not offer him water to stop the road’s thirst. She did not offer him food to end the road’s hunger. For even the Buddha was only human and she was an ogress of Rajgir, and kindness is not the way of an ogress.

So the Buddha sat and talked to the great ogress Hariti in her house while her five hundred children played around them. He asked after her largest who stood taller than the tallest cypress and the smallest who could fit inside a snail’s shell. And Hariti the powerful ogress spoke about her children for she loved them and doted on them. The Buddha marveled at the fiercest, whose roar shattered stones, to the most cunning, who could talk a thirsty man out of water. And Hariti, the terrible ogress responded for she loved her children and doted on them all. From the morning sunrise to the evening sunset the Buddha talked with Hariti about her children, from the strongest, who could pick up a river and move its bed, to the weakest, whose fingers dance on the back of your neck at night.

And as the sun set, the Buddha thanked her for her hospitality, although she had shown none other than letting the Buddha, who was only human, to sit in her presence. And once he thanked her, he stood, picked up his rice bowl carefully, and left, starting the journey back to his home, which was close and not too far from where the Hariti had her house with her five hundred children.

For the journey, she did not offer him new sandals for the road’s dust. She did not offer him water for the road’s thirst. And she did not pack him any food to end the road’s hunger. For while he was the Buddha, wise and kind, and Hariti knew his journey would take him until the second harvest before being completed, she was an ogress and kindness was not her way. That night, even after speaking from morning sunrise to evening sunset with the Buddha, she took three steps to a village and stole another human child to feed her young, for she loved her offspring and doted on them.

But when she had returned home, one of her children was missing. The powerful ogress Hariti went through her house and counted her five hundred children and one remained missing. She brought them all outside from the strongest, who could pick up a river and move its bed, to the weakest, whose fingers dance on the back of your neck at night. She counted them one by one, from at the fiercest, whose roar shattered stones, to the most cunning, who could talk a thirsty man out of water. And she checked again from the largest who stood taller than the tallest cypress to the second smallest who could fit inside an almond shell. And still her smallest child remained missing.

She cried from the pain of her missing child and went frantically looking for her missing son. From the Winding River of the West to the Great Sea of the East, she ran hunting for her smallest child. From the Ice Mountains of the North to the Burning Sands of the South, she jumped searching for her littlest son.

Sun, wind, thorn, sand flea, mud, and dust fled from her path as she searched the world for her child.

The humans in all the villages in all the world did nothing to help her in her search, and she did not ask them, for they were only human. Fear shook the men. Fear held the women still. Fear made the children scream when they saw her. Fear kept the elders silent. For Hariti was a terrible ogress, and they feared her.

When she had finished searching the world over, from the Winding River of the West to the Great Sea of the East, and from the Ice Mountains of the North to the Burning Sands of the South, Hariti returned to the house where she lived with her five hundred children and counted them again. Maybe the smallest of her children, who could fit inside a snail’s shell, had come home while she had searched.

So she counted her children and counted them again. For there were a lot of children and they kept moving; sometimes counting could go wrong. But the count remained the same. Still she could not find her youngest.

Then Hariti remembered the Buddha who had visited her. He was wise and kind, even though he was only human, maybe he would know what happened to her child. She made the journey to his home in a single step, for the Buddha lived close and not too far from the house where Hariti and her five hundred children lived.

When the powerful ogress arrived at the Buddha’s home, the Buddha rinsed her feet clean of the road’s dust. He drew water from a well to offer to her to stop the road’s thirst. And he placed rice in a second rice bowl to give to her to end the road’s hunger. For though she was a terrible ogress, she was a living thing and every living thing deserves kindness.

And when she had rested, he took her to his favorite place under the pomegranate tree and listened to her petition. Hariti told him of her counting and recounting of her children. She reported to him of searching from the Winding River of the West to the Great Sea of the East. She spoke about going through all villages in all the world from the Ice Mountains of the North to the Burning Sands of the South, hunting for her missing child. From morning sunrise to evening sunset she told him of her worry and pain. She petition him of how he must help her because no parent should feel what she felt right now.

And the Buddha listened and when the powerful ogress had finished speaking the Buddha thought. For a night and a day and night again he thought on her report. And when he had thought long enough, he asked her if she thought the humans felt like she did now when they found their children missing.

Contrite, she replied to the Buddha that the humans must indeed feel what she did right now.

The Buddha pointed out she had five hundred children where human parents did not have as many, so to have a child missing among so few must be even more painful.

Hariti agreed the suffering of human parents must be many times greater than hers when they discovered a missing child because they had so few children.

The Buddha stood a moment and picked a pomegranates from the tree and sat down again in his favorite place under the pomegranate tree. Hariti waited for him to say more, but he just smiled and opened the pomegranate, placing one sweet seed into his rice bowl and passed his own rice bowl to the ogress.

When she looked within she found the smallest of her children, so small he could fit inside a snail’s shell, eating the pomegranate seed. The terrible ogress cried out in relief to see her child safe.

Realizing that the human parents would never feel this relief for their missing children because the one which took them could never return them, Hariti vowed to protect all children but wondered how she would feed her five hundred children because they needed blood, sweet, rich, and red. The Buddha passed her the open pomegranate and asked her if the fruit would suffice. Upon tasting the fruit, the ogress was amazed at how sweet and rich and red the fruit was. Even better than the blood of human children. She agreed the pomegranate, one of the three blessed fruits, would more than suffice.

Thus the world as it is today knows Hariti the ogress in her role of the protector of children and women in childbirth. Her relationship with the Buddha developed and he gave her a Bodhi to withstand black magic and evil powers. He taught her how to cure the sick before he left this world. To this day you might go to her temples, but remember to bring a pomegranate with you in offering for she still has five hundred children to feed.

(words 2,837 – first published 5/29/2016)

Flash: The Amores

Arms, warfare, violence – I was winding up to produce a

                Regular epic, with verse-form to match –

Hexameter, naturally. But Cupid (they say) with a snicker

                Lopped off one foot from each alternate line.

“Nasty young brat,” I told him, “whom made you Inspector of Metres?

                We poets come under the Muses, …. – Ovid (translated by Peter Green)

****

“we’re not your mob …” The young beatnik continued urgently, never grokking when The Amores switched  from high poetry to erotic love imagery.

Theodore looked at Nika. The young-looking brunette had put her hand over her mouth when the pretender had stepped up to the mike. A regular like themselves, they knew the boy never wrote his own poetry, and barely understood anyone else’s.  Nika’s hand was now sideways so she could bite the fleshy part to keep from laughing. Or moaning in pain.

It would be rude to laugh. Moaning in pain would be worse.

“you can’t keep your arrows idle – They’re so hot.” Emotive angry rage shot the lines into the crowd.

Coffee snorted out of Theo’s nose. Wiping his greying beard with a napkin, he hid his moving lips behind the cloth. “Can it get any worse?”

Nika left off from gnawing her hand. “I’m waiting for ‘I’m no sexual circus rider’.”

“Zeus and Mercury, that is part of the first poem, isn’t it?”

A giggle-moan of confirmation escaped Nika as she went back to biting her olive-skinned hand.

Eventually the torture, or comedy routine, depending on one’s love of poetry and toleration of youth, came to an end.

Theodore had gone earlier in the evening with one of his limericks. The earnest creative writing crew from the local college never knew how to deal with them. The short poems were always clever, requiring a deeper understanding of English which the children treasured. But the rhymes, however good they were, were still limericks, an affront to their lofty art. Since he was a best-selling author who often spoke on campus, they silently drank their coffee and clapped politely when their professor nodded permission.

The two stayed through last call at the coffee house and the final poem. Two poets continued to show promise, one from the college who somehow was not being stifled by the esteemed professor, and a high schooler who was out way too late on a school night.

Poetry readings were Tuesday. The coffee house had various musicians come in over the weekend. The guitarist on Sunday was the best of that mediocre lot. Nika didn’t have a vested interest in them, so they rarely attended the performances.

Tossing a fifty onto the table to cover drinks and an inflated tip for the hard working waitress who would get nothing from the students, the two left.

“I think I should underwrite a book for Sindee and one for Hampus too.” Theodore commented as they walked hand-in-hand through the quiet parking lot to their truck.

Nika considered, her wide hips swaying to brush Theodore’s long legs. They had the money to spare. “Hampus, definitely, needs to be removed from the cutting machine before his creativity is crushed. … Sindee, hmmm, she’s local. I may be able to inspire her directly.”

Startled, Theo pointed out. “She is still a little young for that in this culture.”

“It’s no always about sex. … Although the child is a dark desire to drink.”

Theo leaned against his truck. He ran a finger across his lover’s lips.

Nika opened her mouth to let the finger enter. Closing her plump lips, she swirled her tongue around the finger. Theo slowly slipped the finger out, hissing as Nika lightly closed her teeth around the end just before he pulled out completely.

Groaning, Theo slipped his hands into the back pockets of Nika’s jeans and grounded his arousal into his personal inspiration. “But it is about sex between us at least, my love.”

“Always, my favorite wordshaper.”

Theodore drowned Nika in a kiss, before the female pulled away to whisper the closing lines of The Amores, Book 1 properly. Theodore knew it was coming. The Muse had to heal the affront to the poem she had nurtured in Ovid.

ergo etiam cum me supremus adederit ignis, vivam, parsque mei multa superstes erig.” The words steamed between them, promising Theo an immortality unique among the mortals the Muses chose.

“So when the final flames have devoured my body, I shall survive, and my better part live on.”  

(words 742 – originally appearing at Breathless Press 9/17/2013 for the 4/15/12 Sunday Fun – See the picture that inspired the story! – As I do not know the copyright permissions, I have not copied it here)

Passages of The Amores, Book 1 come from Ovid, the Erotic Poems: The Amores, The Art of Love, Cures for Love, On Facial Treatment for Ladies, translated with an introduction and notes by Peter Green. Published by Penguin Books in 1982. A copy can be purchased at Amazon, but clicking on book description.

Latin version from http://www.thelatinlibrary.com/ovid/ovid.amor1.shtml.