BuddyRead Transcript: Dungeon Crawler Carl Book 7: This Inevitable Ruin

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Comments I wrote during a buddy read of THIS INEVITABLE RUIN

Page 12 – And I thought Carl’s Doomsday Scenario, stored in his inventory, was a big, bad boom. These idiots went and made CARL!!! the bomb. (He was always “the bomb”, but now, for real, for real.)

Page 24 – Crawler count 32,429 … down from 8 billion people. The countdown toward extinction continues.

Page 106 – The All-Tree roots connecting to everything. Could be useful…what can Carl do with that?

Page 189 – One of the others on the Buddy Read: “Sooooo tedious. I’m not into war strategies.”

My response: ”I’m trusting Carl to blow something up really, really big by the end.”

Page 210 – “He was real. A real life snuffed away.”
Every time I see something like that, I see red. Like, what is the entire planet of Earth humans (and dolphins and other sentient creatures)????
(And this, boys and girls, is why you never should dehumanize anyone. You can consider them monsters, but they are human monsters. They are always real.)

Page 233 – “Welcome to the party, pals.”
Sooooo, that happened.

Page 318 – “WARLORD CARL: Unleash, Tina!”
Go-go tutu little-big girl. Sparkle the world!

Page 347 – Another person on the Buddy Read: “This may be my least favorite book so far.”

My response: “Yeah, I’m here for the characters more than the strategy…but this level has long been promised, so I just got to get through it.”

Page 400 – A question from the Buddy Read: “What is with the metaphor the AI just used?? Also wtf does he mean he had a family?”

My response: “I think the other AIs from previous crawls can communicate, and that would be his family. As for the metaphor – seems like two people are giving the AI advice, one is Agatha (she is sharing the Residual stuff with him – I don’t know if her ex- is a previous AI, or maybe a full primal?)…and the other? Hmm, who does Agatha hate – would it be the other part of the residual community or something else. Likely something else if the “old boyfriend” and the “other woman” are from the same “community”. I don’t know…yet. Well, we all have our limitations.”

Page 424 – “Warning: Scolopendra Stirs.”
Does it also cook and bake?

Page 495 – “I promised I wouldn’t poke at those outside the original primary zone without a good reason.”
Who did the AI promise? Was it Orren, who wanted to make sure all the previous agreements are still in place. Was it his family, the other AIs? Was it a promise he made himself, to not get hurt by the edges of his programming to keep him in check (everyone has their limitations)?

Page 589 – “DONUT: SAY THE WORD, AND DEATH WILL RAIN IN MY NAME.”

Do you remember this cuteness from Book 2 “Carl’s Doomsday Scenario” (see below)? I thought it was just a delightful joke and a bit overdone by the programmed bad guys. Little did I know Matt’s plan.

“…now this great deceiver, this devourer of all that is holy, has a name. She is Donut the Oak Fell. The Death upon Us All. She Who Ends.”

Page 651 – Action item three: “During the Peeling phase, revert to the rules of the original Faction Wars. Warlords and all soldiers of the defeated team should automatically die if they lose during the peeling phase.”

Wow, isn’t that going to change things a bit. Does anyone else have emergency action items left to revert this? I don’t think so. Can’t remember, but I don’t think so.

Dang…just dang. And with the “die for real” in place on top of the “die in game”, all the outworlders who had been holding back, hoping to survive this by not being in the front lines, are going to go ballistic. And the changelings…could they just replace the people on the crawler team as they die? Not kill them, just replacement. Although, they do tend to be more proactive than that.

This is going to be a blood bath.

Page 695 – I hope whoever Samantha is, her real self is as unhinged as her present one.

Page 718 – From the Buddy Read: Somehow I thought Ferdinand was a chonky boy 😅 I just read he’s skinny? *sigh. remodeling mental image*

My Response: Whatever he is, he is an orange cat.

Page 719 – 120,000 children??? There are less than 32,429 crawlers left (how many started the book). That isn’t a glitch, that is a hostage situation.

Page 744 – Called it, The Oak Fell.

Page 753 – Well that battle scene is vividly gory even by Matt standards. Do I even want to know how he is going to outdo this in book 8?

Page 754- The Lorena B. (abbreviated for spoilers) achievement. LOL.

Page 771 – He still has the bucket of glitter, and I still want a glitter bomb made.
That particular Chekhov’ s gun had better get used at some point. I’m just saying!
P.S. And it will need to involve Tina’s magical wand.

Page 791 – “We all have our limitations.”

Page 810 – “Reward: Toasty Food” – Oh, that is a quest I am going to fulfill. I love me toasty food…starting with s’mores, then grilled cheese, and other sandwiches, savory toasted cheese, …the list goes on.

Page 821 – Crawler Count: 20,221
Wow, that is amazing for the end of 9th level.

Page 823 – He.let.the.ring.go.
HE LET THE RING GO!!!!!!!
I didn’t think he could/would do that. I thought the claw was in too deep.

Page 830 – Suspect everyone.
Oh no, is Jamal a changeling?
No, they can’t do that with a tattoo, can they? Hmm.
On the other hand, imagine some poor changeling assigned to recreate Jamal.

Page 840 – Go Katia, save the children!!!!
The stakes just got raised impossibly high…

Page 845 – FOR YORK (he needed poetry)
Death doesn’t count.
Unnumbered children in orbit
and on the ground.
Death doesn’t count.
Crawlers, all numbered, providing
entertainment televised.
Death doesn’t count.
AIs, gods, CEOs, and pets,
gathered in the black embrace.
Death doesn’t count.
The breath of atoms and
the planets holding life.

Page 859 – (Last page, last paragraph, “normal” section, hardback edition)
Oh. That’s not good. Not good at all.
That is outside the sphere of influence.

Page 870 – (Last page of Backstage at the Pineapple…)
Oh, that is going to get messy too.
(The mimics going a level down.)

Series of Transcripts for Dungeon Crawler Carl

  1. Book Review (SERIES): Dungeon Crawler Carl Books 1-3 (12/16/2025)
  2. BuddyRead Transcript: Dungeon Crawler Carl Book 1 (12/17/2025)
  3. BuddyRead Transcript: Dungeon Crawler Carl Book 2 (12/19/2025)
  4. BuddyRead Transcript: Dungeon Crawler Carl Book 3 (12/20/2025)
  5. Book Review (SERIES): Dungeon Crawler Carl Books 4-6 (2/17/2026)
  6. BuddyRead Transcript: Dungeon Crawler Carl Book 4 (2/18/2026)
  7. BuddyRead Transcript: Dungeon Crawler Carl Book 5 (2/20/2026)
  8. BuddyRead Transcript: Dungeon Crawler Carl Book 6 (2/21/2026)
  9. BuddyRead Transcript: Dungeon Crawler Carl Book 7 (7/25/2026)

Other Cool Blogs: Children Board Books

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Another blog recommendation for children’s literature by way of the A-to-Z blogging challenge (http://www.a-to-zchallenge.com/). I previously recommended a source for children non-fiction books in February (Other Cool Blogs: Children Non-Fiction Recommendations 2/26/2026). This time one of the bloggers, Laura, provided a list of Board Books for Babies. I chose the COLORS board books as the blog of choice, but they are all amazing!

If you are looking for books for your child or if members of your friendship circle have been adding children to the population, you might want to give a look at the full month of books for ideas and recommendations. The blogger does have associate links to Amazon, so if you are going to buy the books, be sure to go through her so she gets some of the benefit.

2026 Blogging A to Z Challenge: Colors

Book Review: Auntie Heroes

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Auntie Heroes (Raconteur Press Anthologies Book 74)

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They’ve been overlooked, underestimated, and politely sidelined for decades. Fine. That’s fine. Let them keep underestimating.

In the pages of Auntie Heroes, meet ten women of a certain vintage who possess particular sets of skills and absolutely zero patience for the alternative. A fire fairy stepmother navigating werewolves and blended family politics. A retired intelligence operative who knits Kevlar scarves and outsmarts Belarusian thieves in a foreign embassy. A grandmother farming fourteen hundred acres with alien assistance — and handling the unfriendly ones with a shotgun full of rock salt. A sharp-eyed matron in a Lovecraftian coastal town who defeats an elder god with Eternal Father Strong to Save and a can of extra-hold hairspray. A suburban gardener who discovers her neighbor’s invasive kudzu is a Cold War-era biological antenna siphoning encrypted data from Fort Meade — and handles it accordingly.

Across fairy tales, spy thrillers, alien farms, suburban horror, and the salt-choked streets of a town that smells permanently of low tide, these women share one defining trait: they have been here long enough to know exactly what needs doing. And they will absolutely do it.

Stories include: “Stepmother Ever After” by Nancy Frye • “Calhoun Blood” by D.S. Ligon • “The Squamous Among Us” by Spearman Burke • “Salon and Subversion” by Tuvela Thomas • “A Dressing Down” by Aelth Faye • “From the Ashes” by TC Ross • “Knit One, Sanction Two” by Ted Begley • “Pruning with Extreme Prejudice” by Michael Patrick Coady • “Walking the Beans” by Rick Cutler • “The Knitting Circle at Innsmouth” by Malory

The world has a great many hind ends that require a proper thrashing. We’re betting on the lady with the flamethrower.

 

MY REVIEW

Auntie Heroes, like most anthologies, is uneven in tone and skill from the various writers involved in the project. But the shift of tone and skill is minimal, as this is a Raconteur Press Anthology and they have the formula down for creating pulp anthologies on a regular basis. If you like pulp short stories, I highly recommend the whole line for consistent interesting stories. All the anthologies are stand-alone, even the Moggie ones.

I love the theme for Auntie Heroes – older women, whose bodies may be a little long on the mileage, but the experience which came with it makes them forces to be reckoned with. Note that while the anthology is woman-theme, many of the stories are written by men. It was edited by a woman.

As is typical of my reviews of anthologies and collections, I will now do a short one-to-two line review on each of the stories:

Stepmother Eve After by Nancy Frye – Fairy Tale: An epistolary short story between Hansel and Gretel’s new stepmother and her witchy sister. Family will help family. (4 star)

Calhoun Blood by D.S. Ligon – Urban Fantasy: When something walks in with your mother’s face, you need the help of your auntie. (4 star)

The Squamous Among Us by Spearman Burke – Urban Fantasy: Don’t mess with an old woman’s book club members. (4 star)

Salon and Subversion by Tuvela Thomas – Humorous, cozy thriller: Best of the book. My mother laughed herself silly while reading it and kept wanting to share bits with me but couldn’t since I hadn’t read it yet. Very very funny. (5 star)

A Dressing Down by Aelth Faye – Thriller: Most people don’t look beyond the clothes and gray hair, which helps when rescuing kidnapped privileged daughters. (4 star)

From the Ashes by TC Ross – Fantasy: Children are to be protected even when the world, or at least the forest, is on fire. But how can a tiny old fairy save a baby before the fire rushes past? (4.5 star)

Knit One, Sanction Two by Ted Befley – Thriller: The thing about old people is they come with experiences. Is the little old lady working reception a knitter or international spy? (5 star)

Pruning with Extreme Prejudice by Michael Patrick Coady – Science Fiction (techno-biology):Kudzu is always an invading force, no matter how pretty it looks. Gardening club must go to war with a neighbor’s unfortunate taste in landscaping. (If you are not used to technobabble, this can be a rough read. But worth it if you love puttering around in suburbia flower beds.) (4.5 star)

Walking the Beans by Rick Cutler – Science Fiction (Aliens and Men-in-black): Always be neighborly. (4 star)

The Knitting Circle at Innsmouth by Mallory – Horror: Pie-judging at the town faire in this Lovecraft inspired short. Of all the stories, this one is furthest from the feel of the anthology and is very confusing for people not used to seeing a Lovecraftian story mixed in among normal fantasy. (3.5 star)

Book Review: Legends & Lattes

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Legends & Lattes by Travis Baldree

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After a lifetime of bounties and bloodshed, Viv is hanging up her sword for the last time.

The battle-weary orc aims to start fresh, opening the first ever coffee shop in the city of Thune. But old and new rivals stand in the way of success ― not to mention the fact that no one has the faintest idea what coffee actually is.

If Viv wants to put the blade behind her and make her plans a reality, she won’t be able to go it alone.

But the true rewards of the uncharted path are the travelers you meet along the way. And whether drawn together by ancient magic, flaky pastry, or a freshly brewed cup, they may become partners, family, and something deeper than she ever could have dreamed.

“Take a break from epic battles and saving the world. Legends & Lattes is a low-stakes fantasy that delivers exactly what’s advertised: a wholesome, cozy novel that feels like a warm hug. This is my new comfort read.”―Genevieve Gornichec, author of The Witch’s Heart

 

MY REVIEW

After years of High Fantasy, I wasn’t sure what to expect of a cozy fantasy. Could orcs and thieves, magicians and dire-cats produce the same feeling as a cozy mystery? The want to curl into a cup of tea and a blanket and read about a low stakes situation and just vibe with the characters?

Yes, you can do exactly that with Legends and Lattes, although you might want a cup of coffee instead of tea.

Instead of saving the world from an apocalypse, a country from an invading army, or the universe from an eldritch horror incursion, we have a retiring orc adventurer setting up a coffee shop, making permanent friends and business connections, aligning commodity purchases, and figuring out a menu.

For spicy rating … it is as sweet as the cinnamon rolls that the coffee shop serves with a single kiss. (Though the one-bed trope does come into play.)

Be ready for a soft kitty with danger mitts, a chess cryptic player, and a bard from a mason background.

Checked out through a local library; read for a book club.

[BONUS POINTS – Romantic interest (1) always initiated by employee; (2) didn’t kiss until AFTER becoming co-owners. This – THIS! – is how you do employer-employee romances without power disparity.]

Book Review (SERIES): Tales from the Long Night

Tales from the Long Night is a new universe by J. Kenton Pierce. Each story, so far, has been a stand-alone, but some will slowly work their way into full series. I had fallen into this Universe through a short story “Big Mama” in an anthology Pogue One; I told you about the Anthology as my March Book Review (3/3/2026). I wanted so much to see more of this universe so I went searching, and now I have two novellas and one novel under my belt. I don’t know if there are more short stories from this universe in the Raconteur Press Anthologies; if so, I hope someone will collect any short stories under one umbrella, but any collection will need to wait at least a year from the Anthologies publications because of contracts.

The stories I have read so far in time order of the Long Night Universe (because, yeah, it is that sort of universe – again, these can be read in any order. So far the author has been really good at compartmentalization):

  1. Big Mama (short story in Pogue One) – published January 9, 2025
  2. An Apple for the Legion (novella) – published April 20, 2026
  3. Back Alley Angels and Badland Devils (two novelettes) – published November 18, 2025
  4. A Kiss from Damocles (novel: Book 1 of Shai) – published June 26, 2005

The order I actually read these were Big Mama, Back Alley, A Kiss, and An Apple.

 

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From the universe of the 2026 Prometheus Award finalist A Kiss for Damocles — welcome to the Tales from the Long Night.

Third Decanus Kaur was engineered for this.

The Mutual Prosperity builds its legionaries from the genes of heroes — and Kaur carries the literal face of Tanveer Kaur, hero of the Spring Thunder Campaign, the soldier whose sacrifice helped pull humanity back from extinction. She has trained since birth to liberate the enslaved populations of the Terran Commonwealth. She has memorized the Social Virtues. She has crushed her doubts, disciplined her questions, and proven herself a worthy daughter of humanity’s finest.

Then she lands on Hesperides Colony, and the liberation refuses to go as planned.

The colonists fight like they mean it — not from ideology or fanaticism, but because they have something worth protecting. When her commander hands her a contraband biography of her own mother and tells her to read it, the headaches begin. Because what Tanveer Kaur actually believed, actually said, in her own unedited words — it doesn’t match anything the Prosperity taught her daughter.

Then the volcano erupts.

Cut off from Fleet. No resupply. No evacuation. A dying colony buried under ash, a population the Prosperity considers expendable, and orders that grow more monstrous by the hour. Kaur is twenty-three years old. She commands ten legionaries. And the man who has spent decades teaching her what it truly means to honor her heritage is running out of time to finish the lesson.

An Apple for the Legion is a gripping, character-driven military science fiction novella — precise, dark, and impossible to set aside. A story set in the Tales from the Long Night: a universe where humanity survived the stars and built something that might not have been worth saving.

MY REVIEW FOR An Apple for the Legion

Is ignorance tolerable as a form of innocence?
If so, never enter a library, and never, ever be ground troops freeing a people. In both cases you might be pelted with books and knowledge.

Kaur is a genetic descent of a great war hero, redesigned and improved, optimized for strength…and intelligence and leadership, which may have not been the best move by a totalitarian government to create an obedient solider even with restricted information access, nighttime reprogramming, constant retraining, and obsessive observation. Curiosity, valuing the soldiers she is in charge of, and the ability infer from limited data sets makes her a piss-poor “follow orders” leader no matter how deep the programming is.

Kaur likes apples. The fruit of the knowledge of good and evil. And since falling from the heavens to the hell on earth that is the Hesperides Colony after the invasion Kaur is part of, the Eden of her mind keeps getting hit with seismic blows.

Caught between Muse and Mentor, Kaur has to decide how much of the Apple she will accept.

Tales from the Long Night is a strong world J. Kenton Pierce has created. Each part can be read as a stand-alone; An Apple for the Legion, especially, works well as it is a prequel to the two main series of the universe. The science fiction novella is set in the beginning of the apocalypse Hesperides experiences. Most of the rest of the stories are set in the aftermath.

This story, for fans of the series, is a must-read as it gives a hint at what else is happening in the universe. I hope that Mr. Pierce collects the short stories he has also written for this universe into one collection to fill things in even more.

 

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In a galaxy ravaged by fallen empires, endless wars, and a volcanic apocalypse, hope isn’t bestowed by fate—it’s forged by gritty survivors reclaiming their freedom and heritage. Welcome back to J. Kenton Pierce’s epic Tales from the Long Night universe, where ordinary heroes rise against the encroaching dark.

Back Alley Angels and Badland Devils delivers two pulse-pounding stories spotlighting the unsung warriors of Hesperides Colony, scarred by the Mutual Prosperity’s invasion. These raw tales of resilience pit flawed protagonists against hostile xenos, ancient horrors, and shadowy schemes.In “The Greenline Gambit,” set centuries into the Long Night, amiable brawler Kraitte thrives in the subterranean sprawl of Greenline Town—a former refugee sanctuary turned industrial hub. By day, he’s a heavy lifter; by night, a smuggler’s guardian. But when a mysterious brunette offers a high-stakes job, Kraitte plunges into a web of rival factions vying for underground power, testing his newfound sense of home and family.

“El Banquero del Diablo” rewinds to the invasion’s chaotic aftermath, amid ash-choked volcanic winter. Rugged cowboy Danny Bozeman, a former rider for Boss Rosenberry, joins the nascent Nuevo Tejas Rangers to rebuild society. Preferring simple brawls and bar tabs, Danny confronts capital-E Evil—an ancient darkness threatening innocents—armed only with unyielding grit and iron resolve.These standalone adventures weave into the saga’s larger arcs, proving heroes emerge from back alleys and badlands, not thrones. In a cosmos of implacable threats, the fight for dawn is eternal. Join Kraitte and Danny’s ruckus–and learn what it means to never quit.

MY REVIEW FOR Back Alley Angels and Badland Devils

Back Alley Angels and Badland Devils is a dual short-story collection totaling 100 pages in paperback. Both stories are good, though I preferred the second, “El Banquero del Diablo.”

Both stories are set in the post-apocalyptic science-fiction “Tales from the Long Night” universe created by J. Kenton Pierce, and have a large male protagonist doing the business of right but in a wrong manner. These are not white-hat heroes; they wear gray proudly. This universe, if you are not familiar with it, has a distinctly weird-west sci-fi feel similar to steampunk but in its own category with Star Wars, Westworld, Company A: The Origin of the Martian Rangers by Peter Prellwitz, and A Fistful of Dust by A.G. Carpenter. I should note that the second short story crosses from weird-west sci-fi into horror.

The Greenline Gambit is set in the same time as A Kiss from Damocles, the first full-length novel set in the TFTLN Universe. Kraitte, married to a cop but making his living in the underbelly of the Greenline as a day-laborer and a night-opportunist, finds himself at cross-purposes with the law. They want his skills and he doesn’t want to be noticed, especially with the genetic baggage he carries. But two new players are messing with the balance between legal and not-so-legal, and it makes the cops nervous. The cops, criminals, and new factions all are playing with him like he is a disposable piece in their power games. Can he flip the board without losing the game?

El Banquero del Diablo stars Danny and Jenny, two Rangers on a newly compromised world (set about 500 years before the Greenline Gambit). These first generation of Rangers from Hesperides Colony create the legends, the boots, later generations try to fill with honor and inspiration. These early Rangers, though, are unlike the expectations of later legends. They, well, were city rats and problem-makers sentenced to be front-line soldiers or spend life in prison. They are dirty, crafty, and dangerous. The only reasons judges sentence them to miliary service is jails wouldn’t hold them long.

These potential monsters, having accepted the leash of civilization then getting slammed on a planet facing volcanic winter, now inflict civilization on monsters who won’t accept the leash. Slavers, killers, and enemies from the stars. The El Banquero short story follows them chasing one such monsters to ground and cornering him against the sea with his posse. Closing on him, Danny and Jenny discover that monsters come in all shapes and sizes and varying degrees of nasty.

Like I said, El Banquero is my favorite of the two stories. Great characters, FUN dialog, and real stakes. Greenline is an “only” investigation; Banquero is a gun-slinging adventure. Both are really good.

 

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The enemy is dead. Their guns still aim.

The Mutual Prosperity invaded Hesperides Colony centuries ago–dropped asteroids on the oceans, triggered a volcanic winter, killed millions. The invaders eventually died fighting. Their orbital artillery AI, Damocles, did not. It has spent three hundred years killing anything that looks like a threat: radio signals, powered vehicles, anything that might let humanity rebuild fast enough to strike back.

Seventeen-year-old Shaifennen “Shai” Roehe grew up in a mineshaft, scrounging salvage from the ruins of a dead civilization. Then she finds a crashed military shuttle from the Long Night buried in a highland ravine. It’s the biggest salvage find in living memory–and it comes with secrets. Traitors from the original war. A murdered alien marine who died fighting for humanity’s future. And enough battlesteel and fabrication equipment to turn her struggling homestead into something that scares the right people.

From there, Shai has to navigate a volatile trade mission to the nearest town, untangle a conspiracy that runs generations deep, survive assassination attempts, and figure out why every faction on Hesperides–the Riders, the Archive, the alien Imps, the new Trade Association that smells a lot like the old tyranny with better hair–seems to already know about a project she has only just stumbled into.

Shai’s universe is one filled with fallen empires, implacable war machines, lost civilizations, hostile xenos, the occasional ancient unspeakable horror, and she’s going to bring the ruckus to every corner of it.

Winner the 2026 Prometheus Award for Best Novel, A Kiss for Damocles is the first book in the Tales From the Long Night series. Post-apocalyptic science fiction with a ferocious protagonist, deep world-building, earned political stakes, and a genuine belief that humanity can take back what it lost — if it can stop fighting itself long enough to try.

MY REVIEW FOR A Kiss from Damocles (Book 1 of Shai)

I read one of the short stories Mr. Pierce has created for the Tales from the Long Night and knew I had to have more and I went looking and discovered this novel.

The wonderful cross of western and science-fiction comes across in the language and circumstances on this post-apocalyptic world where an orbital bombardment had set off the planet’s equivalent of the Yellow Stone Caldera. This story is set when the survivors of the colony caught in the crossfires between two interstellar empires finally are beginning to crawl out of their Volcanic Winter and face the “landmines” left behind by the war, specifically a space platform set to destroy anything that looks like higher man-made technology.

It’s hard to advance when any advancement leads to precision orbital bombardment by an ancient long-forgotten-by-its-creators platform.

A young female scrounger finds the score of a lifetime, not only for her but her community. The waves of which will either be felt around the world, or stolen from them. A Kiss follows Roehe from find, to family, to foe. Can she keep her head and her temper long enough to gain the benefit without calling down disaster upon everything.

I just love the western flavor, the scrapy characters, and the defiance against a world that was never the cradle of humanity.