Flash: Woke Up Old

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I woke up old. It wasn’t unexpected. It never is. Just like they tell you on the info-voyances, I had a few flashes of back aches during the winter months and more when the weather turned in the spring. For the last two weeks, my knees reminded me of all the work I did climbing up and down the ladders lighting the street lamps back in the day when I was part of the lamplighters union. Back before they changed the street lights from gas charms to electric. Loved that job and the union fought tooth and nail to keep the lights gas, but, I admit, getting one or two people shocked when an electric charm fails is much better than losing entire city blocks when a gas charm breaks down.

Thirty years plus an extra five beyond the guarantee for the second age charm. I got my money’s worth. The first one was the standard twenty after birthing and raising two children; like most people, I paired off, so I got ten years each. I can’t imagine the before-times when citizens would devote their entire youth raising children and then be stuck with old, worn-out bodies after doing so much for society. I got my age frozen at thirty, full adult brain and body strength while still healthy and quick healing for the most part.

I celebrated eighty-five earlier this year. Jasmine and her husband hosted, taking me out to the suburbs, with the grandkids and the great-grandchildren. Kevin had joined the Naturals in his twenties and refused the Charms; he died of a heart attack in his early forties, but his children chose saner religions and mixed in with Jamine’s crew just fine.

I had hoped to wake up dead. You think by eighty-five my natural life would have been over. Someone would have noticed I hadn’t reported to work, or maybe it would have been the end of the month when I didn’t pay my rent, or neighbors complaining about smell. I live in the slums, so most likely the landlord would have noticed before my neighbors. The constable would have come by, my body moved out, and the landlord would have someone else in the apartment before the end of the week.

Moving to put a foot on the floor, white flashes over my eyes and a squeak escapes. I can’t scream it hurts too much. That fall back in ought-five from the back of the truck has come back with a vengeance. I move very gingerly, learning what twists will set off the back. This was not the back pain I was expecting. Nothing like the little teaser I got before the charm failed. I managed to stand, though crooked, not willing to completely straighten out the back, and made my way to the watercloset for the morning piss, praying to whatever gods will listen that I would make it.

Breakfast then work were next on the agenda for the day. I didn’t own a scry-glass, so I couldn’t call out, not that I really wanted to. Sure, having had the age charm fail means I can transfer to the government run old age communities outside the city, but I always tried to make my own way. I paid my second aging charm out of my own pocket. The move to the slums had been a cost-saving measure to put together funds for the third charm, but those are expensive, and I didn’t even have enough for the down payment after scrimping for twenty years. The second charm had been so easy with a union job, I never expected not to get at least a third one until the union folded.

The walk down the step from the walkup was slow, but after resting at the third and second landings, I managed to get out the door and at the Wagon stop in time. The steep four-steps onto the public transportation nearly did me in. Having a grab-bar to mount them would have been helpful. Getting on and seeing all the young faces made me feel my age in a way that I never experienced before.

When I sat down at the second row, the person there hopped up and moved away like I had a disease.

Arriving at work brought a slow dismount. Going down the steps, with a jolt at each oversized thread, set off the back again. I heard people complaining I was holding things up but hold your horses. Pain in this old body was beyond imagining.

The pain teases me with memories of all the times I had been in their positions. It wasn’t many. People paid for the age charms, or went to the government camps when they couldn’t.

My boss didn’t even let me take my position on the assembly line. I could have done the job, I had been doing it for decades. He was polite. Offered to help me call the Aging Services.

His bouncing secretary, still raising his children, offered to research spells to get me back to normal. I know there are rumors of witches and warlocks having spells to restore youth and then be able to place on an aging charm. These rumors have existed my entire life and I’ve never seen evidence. Pure conspiracy theory. The young always believe them. You don’t pay much attention to the greater world until after you get the children out of the house.

Sure, Agatha has been around since the Middle Ages and Methuselah claims four thousand years, but they never were old, they either managed exceptional anti-aging charms or found the Eternal Fix.

Reversing aging once the charms failed, not an option. I was old from now until I die. I could freeze aging at this point, but who would want that?

I was debating sitting down because standing hurt the knees, but decided to remain standing because I wasn’t sure how painful it would be to stand after sitting. Standing on the Wagon had required twisting to get out of the seat.

Boss-man called the Services. The polite man and woman were both much bigger than me. I hadn’t shrunk that much, had I? I knew my clothes hung a little loser, the pants leg hung a little lower, but everything still fit mostly.

They took me back to my place, chatting all the while about how much I would love government housing. They didn’t mention how long I might be there. I heard rumors about people living past one hundred without charms, but I had never seen any. No one ever visited. Why would you do that with a young body?

We got the stuff out of my apartment, what little there was, and they helped me sign off things with my landlord. Even managed to get back my deposit, a minor miracle. Back at the Services building, we scryed Jasmine; she cried when she saw my face. They kept me at the offices for a day while we closed all my effects, either transferring them to Jasmine or placing them into an incidental account for living at the government housing.

I was surprised how little they thought I would need, insisting most everything just be transferred to Jasmine. I know eighty-five is old, but even a few months cost coin I didn’t have.

It wasn’t until they had me take the cargo elevator to the basement that I realized my government lied about providing housing once the charms failed. They hadn’t lied about taking care of us though.

(words 1,256; first published 8/18/2024)

Book Review: Silver in the Wood

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Silver in the Wood by Emily Tesh

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Winner of the 2020 World Fantasy Award!

There is a Wild Man who lives in the deep quiet of Greenhollow, and he listens to the wood. Tobias, tethered to the forest, does not dwell on his past life, but he lives a perfectly unremarkable existence with his cottage, his cat, and his dryads.

When Greenhollow Hall acquires a handsome, intensely curious new owner in Henry Silver, everything changes. Old secrets better left buried are dug up, and Tobias is forced to reckon with his troubled past—both the green magic of the woods, and the dark things that rest in its heart.

 

MY REVIEW

I don’t believe I’ve ever read a romance story based on the Greenman mythos before, but this works wonders. And Silver in the Wood is definitely a paranormal romance story (M-M), despite being marketed as a straight-up fantasy story.

Rich and layered, this story develops both Tobis and Henry into fully realized human beings, well, at least sentient beings. And follows their paths, both of individual growth and growth as a couple, with barely a kiss exchanged.

Short at 112 pages, it is also a quick read and worth every moment.

(read for bookclub)

Flash: Even when the trees are apart

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The artificer had her umbrella partially unfurled, making Lorelless pause where the wooden pier abutted the rocky shore. Unable to spot any danger, as the elf slowly rotated her magic’ed paper and bamboo shielding device, he stepped on the wood. More like stomped. His sensibilities grated at being nosy, but Jasmine ability to perceived her surrounding rivaled rocks.

She didn’t even turn around. The girl needed a keeper.

“Hey, Jasmine, you okay?” the half-elf said, just out of range of her preferred gadgets of choice.

She startled and turned. “Oh, hey, hi Sticky Fingers.”

“Hey, yourself.” Lorelless let an easy smile escape across his face. No one else could call the thief by that nickname, but she meant it in an entirely different manner after the time he helped her build something and she hadn’t explained exactly how the glue created specifically for that project would work. “What are you doing out here? The village is blowing it out in celebration, and I’ve never known you not stuff yourself to bursting when real food is available, especially all the elven stuff like greenie grubbie and fermentia.”

“Yeah, I’ll be there. It’s just that,” her slanted green eyes studied the elven script she had inscribed around the edges of her umbrella as she twirled it one way then the other, “we had been with humans so long I had lost track of the date.” Tears hovered at the edges of her young eyes. “It’s Ring Day.” She tilted her head to the side and wiped her eyes with her ungloved hand. “At least it would be ring day if I was back home. Each community has their own aur-o nimloth taith.”

“I guess that is an important day.” Lorelless sat on the end of the pier and patted the wood beside him to the left. “Could you explain it for an abandoned city rat?”

With a watery laugh, she closed her umbrella completely and sat down beside him, placing the, now, walking stick within easy reach of her dominant naked left hand. To show solidarity in caution, Lorelless pulled out his most obvious dagger and placed it beside him, easily able to be grabbed with his right hand, and scooted closer to her until their shoulders touched.

“So why does aurko minnylothtait make you cry?”

Cin prenan’tion na-deleb.”

A giggle danced in the air and alit directly in Loreless’ ear as Jasmine bumped his shoulder. He was well aware of what that phrase meant; you can’t speak elvish worth shit, although Jasmine inflection was much more polite about it. The underlying growl and the rising final note he could not replicate were missing, changing it from the insult said to him by most pure elves. For her, the words were just a statement of fact and some amusement, with the physical touch indicating that the amusement was meant to be shared.

Elves never touched unless their words were meant to be communal.

“I try.”

“You do not,” she protested, “Not even a little.”

“I haven’t had a reason to learn it before.” He turned his head to look at her, his nearly black eyes meeting her green ones. “But knowing you does provide some incentive.” He shifted to face her, a bent leg resting just behind her, not touching but close enough for her to feel the heat if her prosthetics were magic’ed to experienced temperature. Something he didn’t know but wanted to learn. Unable to leave his weapon outside of easy reach behind him, he moved it to lay on the leg still dangling over the pier with just a bit of the two-foot blade landing her right thigh. “Now, tell me, what is ring day?”

Jasmine looked at the knife, taking a second to touch his hand holding it with a gloved finger, curious about the weirdness of touching when not touching. Using a created-metal object instead of natural physical naked touch. The mixed signal had no meaning in elven communities, but Lorelless said many things without speaking if she could just figure out what he was saying. She drew back her hand and turned her face up to his to answer his question. “Aur-o nimloth taith, or Ring Day, marks the day the Home Tree has gained enough growth to have another ring. It is approximately every eleven or so years.”

“It sounds like a big deal.”

“Yeah, it is. A huge community thing, everyone spends the entire spring of years with Ring Day weaving new clothes, carving decorations of gifts, practicing old songs or crafting new poems. About a week out, the bakers start the seed pancakes, brewers add finishing touches to last winter’s syrups, vinegars, and brews, and the calen harvest early berries. The last two days of prep are non-stop decorating and cooking.” She nodded to the lights and music drifting from the riverside village behind them. “When it finally comes together, that night makes what is happening there seem like bas a nen.”

“And you are missing it.” He tucked an escaped blond curl from her bun behind her ear.

Her face fractured into a thousand expressions. “For the first time ever.” A sob rushed out. “I’ve never been away from home for aur-o nimloth taith. Even when at the academy, they always let me go home for it.”

Loreless sheathed his weapon and pulled her against him, as tears poured from her.

“It shouldn’t be important. I’m an adult now and left home for real and ever.” She wept into his shoulder, words filtering through his shirt in a mix of human and elven he barely made out.

Patting her back, he reassured her, “It’s always important. Home and family always is important.” Personally he had no clue, but he had hungered for the concept of it more often than for food while stealing on the streets of Forever. “Nos bang-golas ir nimloth rucs. Kin share branches even with the trees are apart.”

Laughing, she pushed away from his shoulder but kept her right hand on where her tears had soaked the linen. “Where did you learn that?”

“An elf once said it to me, claiming to be a relative.” Loreless lips thinned and he dropped his eyes to the small bit of bleached wood between them, shifting back a little. “They were the first words I had ever heard in elven, and I engraved them into my heart.”

“Oh,” Jasmine cupped his chin and raise his face, “I take it she wasn’t.”

“He, and no. I was maybe ten or twelve, the years blend and I didn’t age like most of the kids around me on the street.” He pushed his face into her gloved hand, closing his eyes. “I had hoped so much.” Loreless pulled back, reaching up his left hand the one cradling his stubbled cheek before dragging it down, and rearranged his face into an earnest smile. “But enough about me, I’m here for you. How can we make a Ring Day for you?” He stopped, dropping her hand, then held up a finger. “Correction, do you want a Ring Day or something like it? Would it help?”

Her eyes grew soft as she handled the thought, looking at it from all angles, like it was a gadget. “No, I think I just needed to … rin glir, sing of its memory. Thank you for listening.” She patted herself down.

“Your umbrella is beside you. Your goggles are on your head. And your bag is back in the village with the horses.”

She touched her goggles then reach for the umbrella. “You are the best.”

He gracefully stood and offered his hand, which she ignored, using the umbrella and her gloved hand to leverage up. Her replacement leg creaked, and Jasmine made a face. Tomorrow she will have it spread out on a table, figuring out where the noise came from.

“After recovering from a hangover,” Loreless muttered.

“Hmm, what?” Jasmine looked up to where he towered nearly a foot taller than her.

“Oh, just thinking about how much you and I are going to drink tonight.” Loreless looked at his hands, and pretended to juggle them before stepping to her right side. “May I escort you back to a party, keep your cup and plate full, and fall asleep in your arms tonight?” He extended his hand to her gloved one, holding his breath.

(words 1,396; first published 6/23/2024; created 11/19/2023)

Lorelless & Jasmine Series

  1. Dragonfly (5/26/2024)
  2. Even when the trees are apart (6/23/2024)

Flash: Dragonfly

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“The polymorph worked! Holy Sheet!” The thief danced around waving a wand he just used for the first time, but not saying the activation word again.

The slightly charred fighter and cleric leaned against each other, eyeing the dragonfly as it buzzed around the churned grass, mud, and baked broken ground on the meadow. “I can’t believe it, thank Mercury for his luck,” whispers the cleric.

“Amen.” The fighter responded, not sure if the luck was a gift from the gods or a comment about Lorelless’ insane ability to walk out of any situation smelling like roses.

The artificer lowered her umbrella shield slowly, drawing it back into a walking stick. “How? How did that even work? I mean the mass conversion on that should have resulted in an explosion.”

Lorelless grabbed her face, “Shh, Jasmine, stop overthinking it. Just live in the moment and be happy.” He kissed her, because why not take advantage of her distraction, it could be days before she let him get within pickpocketing distance again. Not that he would ever pickpocket her, the crap in her pockets were a variety of sharp tools, some capable of slitting fingers in half. If Alister hadn’t treated that instance as a learning opportunity, Lorelless would have eleven fingers instead of just ten. He still owed Mercury some coin for that healing.

“Bah, why do you do that?” She pushed him away.

“Because he like you, Jasmine,” the fighter, the oldest of their group shook his head. Unless it had gears and whistles, Jasmine had no clue. He didn’t think that she was actually opposed to Lorelless’ pursuit, she just didn’t understand it.

“I like him too, but that is all germy and,” she rubs her chest with her gloved hand, “weird feeling.”

The dragonfly, after closing the distance from where it had been transformed, annoyed that it took so long to travel a distance she used to be able to transverse in a single leap, landed on the hateful wand.

Like her intelligence and sense of being, the mass of the dragon had not, in fact, been removed by the polymorph.

(words 354; first published 5/26/2024; created 11/19/2023)

Lorelless & Jasmine Series

  1. Dragonfly (5/26/2024)
  2. Even when the trees are apart (6/23/2024)

Book Review (SERIES): The Fetch Phillips Novels

Luke Arnold created a fantasy Detective Noir series. Like many Noir stories, war and industrialization hang over the main character leaving him scarred and ill-adapted to a rapidly changing world. Yet, underneath the darkness, the hero who had gone to war remains wanting to save people as a detective, as a solver of issues. The author captures this feel perfectly in Fetch Phillips surviving in a world where magic has been removed in an apocalypse level event. Now everyone just needs to make a living in a world with fewer rainbows, unicorns, and hope. Still, mysteries remain.

The Fetch Phillips Novels Series

  1. The Last Smile in Sunder City
  2. Dead Man in a Ditch
  3. One Foot in the Fade

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In a world that’s lost its magic, a former soldier turned PI solves cases for the fantasy creatures whose lives he ruined in an imaginative debut fantasy by Black Sails actor Luke Arnold.

Welcome to Sunder City. The magic is gone but the monsters remain.

I’m Fetch Phillips, just like it says on the window. There are a few things you should know before you hire me:

1. Sobriety costs extra.
2. My services are confidential.
3. I don’t work for humans.

It’s nothing personal–I’m human myself. But after what happened to the magic, it’s not the humans who need my help.

MY REVIEW for THE LAST SMILE IN SUNDER CITY

Read for a book club.
A noir PI set in a fantasy world – murder mystery, kidnapping, disappearance, thugs, gang war, solider remembrances. Very much in the manner of Glen Cook’s Garrett Files, only this time the world isn’t magic anymore – the magic has been frozen and those that can have to live beyond it.

Wonderful noir wording. A real gem.

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In this brilliant sequel to actor Luke Arnold’s debut The Last Smile in Sunder City, a former soldier turned PI solves crime in a world that’s lost its magic. The name’s Fetch Phillips — what do you need? Cover a Gnome with a crossbow while he does a dodgy deal? Sure. Find out who killed Lance Niles, the big-shot businessman who just arrived in town? I’ll give it shot. Help an old-lady Elf track down her husband’s murderer? That’s right up my alley. What I don’t do, because it’s impossible, is search for a way to bring the goddamn magic back. Rumors got out about what happened with the Professor, so now people keep asking me to fix the world. But there’s no magic in this story. Just dead friends, twisted miracles, and a secret machine made to deliver a single shot of murder. Welcome back to the streets of Sunder City, a darkly imagined world perfect for readers of Ben Aaronovitch and Jim Butcher.

MY REVIEW for DEAD MAN IN A DITCH

Detective Noir in an Post-Apocalyptic Fantasy-World setting where the magic has turned off.
A character study of someone consumed in hero-worship faced when the hero might no longer be worthy of worship.
Betrayal, hope, brightness, shadow, dragons, guns, city, cold, rebuilding, destroying, and a dead man in a ditch.
Densely written, but not happy. But then good Noir should not be happy.

And this is good Noir.

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In a city that lost its magic, an angel falls in a downtown street. His wings are feathered, whole—undeniably magical—the man clearly flew, because he left one hell of a mess when he plummeted into the sidewalk.

But what sent him up? What brought him down? And will the answers help Fetch bring the magic back for good?

Working alongside necromancers, genies, and shadowy secret societies, through the wildest forests and dingiest dive bars, this case will leave its mark on Fetch’s body, his soul, and the fate of the world.

MY REVIEW for ONE FOOT IN THE FADE

DNF at 17% (DNF = did not finish)
It’s late March 2024. In late March 2020, the quarantine started. I’ve been trying to read this book for a couple-few weeks, but I’m going to DNF it. I’m not in the right headspace.

As our intrepid detective discovers his culture sinking and selling out to a tyrant who is delivering jobs in exchange for democracy and individualism, I am watching my culture sell out to fascism in the hopes of instant power and easy stability. He is dealing with his cops and government being owned by the business oligarchy, and I am struggling holding down multiple jobs and watching the next generation of my family sinking even further because the rich do not pay a living wage to entry level workers. I’m heartbroken because I am not in the position to help them, and this book has person after person struggling to survive in a modern-ish fantasy environment. I cannot escape what I am running from in this book – the fantasy detective noir is too noir to break me from reality, or, more likely, my reality is too noir right now.

If you are looking for Noir, this series captures the feeling well.