Flash: Negative One is a Value

ID 177155887 | Vodka Bottle © Maryia Kazlouskaya | Dreamstime.com

Jacc grabbed for the bottle, but despite having more of the vodka in him than the bottle, Jeff easily dodged his sibling. “Come on little bro, give it over. You have had enough.”

“Who says enough? I ain’t no quitter.” Jeff’s snarky smile turned Jacc’s stomach.

Shaking their head, they said, “It’s destroying you.”

“My body, my choice.” The broken chair he fell in crackled under his light weight. While liquor had a lot of calories, when you don’t eat anything else, you lose pounds.

“It’s destroying everyone around you.”

He snorted before opening the screw lid and downing another chug. Pointing a finger with the hand holding a bottle at the only person still willing to come by his place to make sure he was still alive. “Better a negative than a zero.”

“What?”

“Oh, you remember, everyone while we were growing up said I would never amount to anything. A big fat zero.” His smirk deepened. “At least as a detriment, I am not zero. I am negative all the way, baby!”

(words 174, first published 9/15/2024; written 8/27/2024)

Flash: What’s Wrong

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The anniversary dinner talk continued from salad to steak. Life complications had kept Alledria, Wayne, and Dara busy and four months of family, friends, work, and life gossip, plus covering favorite shows and books meant the dessert discussion didn’t occur until the plates had been scraped clean and the food server stood over them asking if they wanted anything else. She walked away with the used plates and an order for one molten monster, officially for Wayne, but the meal, and conversation, extension included a request for three clean forks.

While pushing back her twists as the three friends return to concentrate on each other, Dara felt a tickle on her arm. She muttered “drat” when she discovered blood welling from a hole on her forearm and reached for her purse she had hooked onto the table.

“You really shouldn’t scratch your scabs like that,” Wayne commented as Dara applied a band-aid to the wound.

“I didn’t—”

Alledria interrupted, bumping her husband. “I’ve told her that a thousand times. It’s an old habit from school. One time, she…” Alledria started a story from their high school years which Dara had hear a hundred times and Alledria’s husband at least six.

The muscle cramps from laughing relaxed in Dara’s face; the edges of her smile took on a brittleness, crumbling the wideness away, removing the best parts of the joy. “Never mind,” sighed from suddenly numb lips, her quiet words unheard across the table. She inserted laughter appropriately when the Alledria ended the story.

Wayne responded with a short anecdote about a family member’s childhood. All of them had been sharing toddler and baby stories all afternoon in between other news because of Alledria’s pregnancy announcement. The molten monster, a mixture of chocolate cake, vanilla ice cream, hot fudge, and hot caramel, arrived as he delivered the punchline. With the forks distributed, Alledria grabbed out the first bite of bitter fudge and sweet ice cream. Beside her, Wayne carved out a piece of cake and caramel.

Dara scraped the tines of her fork through the decorative chocolate drizzle on the edge of the plate. After tasting the cocoa delight, she set the fork down to watch the others devour the dessert.

About midway through the oversized caloric sugar rush, Alledria paused to wipe the edges of her mouth and noticed Dara’s quietness. “What’s wrong?” she asked.

“Nothing.” The corners of Dara’s mouth pushed against the crumbling, forcing a politer smile into place.

A quick frown crossed Alledria’s face. “Don’t give me that. Something’s wrong.”

“It’s okay.”

“No, no.” Alledria reached across the table to grab her best friend’s hand. “Don’t think about Kase. He’s not worth it.”

“It’s not him.” Dara eased her hand out of Alledria’s grasp. “It’s fine.”

“No, it’s not. You only shut down like this when—”

“I’m not thinking about him at all, I promise.” Dara tried a better smile to deflect her personal bloodhound of a friend. “Don’t let the ice cream melt.”

“Wayne will take care of it.” Alledia pushed the plate out of the middle of the table to in front of her husband. “If you are not thinking about him, what made you shut down.”

“Nothing. I’m good. Everything is fine.”

“No, no.” Tapping her chin, Alledria started rewinding the conversation, “Jess sleeping on a toddler toilet, scrapping off a couple of scabs for making slides for biology, the band-aid…” Her face froze in consternation, “I cut you off.”

“No, you didn’t—”

“I did. I did. More than that, I didn’t listen.”

“It’s fine.”

“No. I promised you I would always listen, but I haven’t been. Not about your scabs.”

Blood raised against Dara’s cheeks in a shadowy blush. She shrugged. “It’s fine. No one ever listens. I’m used to it.” Dara’s eyes grew round when she realized what had come out of her mouth.

“Oh.my.god.” Alledria grabbed Dara’s hand. “I’m so sorry.

“It’s—”

“If you say fine or okay one more time, I will hurt you. Don’t make a pregnant woman hurt you.”

Dara gave a small chuckle. “Are you going to use that excuse for the next six month?”

“Of course, wouldn’t you?”

“She’s been using it on me for the last month.” Wayne said as he finished the dessert. “Welcome to the club.” He paused then added. “You know how bulldog she is about finding things out, abstemiously for her writing, but really because she likes to poke her nose into everything. Yeah, triple that because of hormones after the morning sickness wears off in the morning.”

“You poor man.” Dara commiserated.

“Don’t,” Alledria waved a finger first at Dara and then at Wayne. “Don’t distract me.” She returned her focus to her friend. “We are going to get refills on our drinks and then we are going to back up and you are going to tell me about your scabs.”

“You know about them.”

“Maybe I do, maybe I don’t.” Alledria started ticking off what she did know. “You have had them forever. They just happen whenever. You’ve seen doctors about them. Have you ever gotten a diagnosis?”

Dara nodded.

“What was it?”

“Non-psychosis Stigmata.”

Wayne choked on his beer. While patting his back, Alledria said, “I think I would have remembered if you said that.”

“I tend to say hematidrosis or psychogenic purpua, since that is the most common type of unexplained bleeding, but it isn’t sweating blood and it isn’t stress induced.” Alledia pulled out a small notebook from her purse and patted it. “It didn’t increase or decrease for Christmas crazy in the retail stores, nor did the divorce impact it. I’ve kept track.”

“So what does the diagnosis actually mean?”

“Same as most diagnosis, it is Latin or whatever that translates into the symptoms you have, not what is causing it. Like COPD means ‘Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease’ or you have chronic issues causing swelling in the lungs which makes it hard to breath. In my case, I have random unexplained bleeding from the skin not tied to a high religious fervor.”

“That’s helpful.” Alledria deadpanned.

“Yep. And expense,” Dara said. “I stopped investigating when the store dropped health insurance for the hourly workers.”

“Alright, let’s wind back to the beginning and you tell me everything.” Alledria waved at their server and indicated more drinks for everyone.

(words 1,056; first published 4/11/2026 – Getting closer to the story I was trying to write, but still not there. The characters just keep chatting like they are friends.)

 

Anniversary Dinner Series
Chapter One: Anniversary Dinner (9/11/2022)
Chapter Two: What’s Wrong (9/8/2024)
Chapter Three: What’s Wrong with Me? (12/29/2024)

Flash: Exit Strategy

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I couldn’t take it anymore and left my private space to grab Xanadu’s alarm and turned it off. They may be my favorite American, but sometimes I could ring their neck. I have to bang the curtain surrounding her woodworking space to find the overlapping cloth entrance. The white kitchen timer was set on a stool near the passthrough.

“What, oh, was that ringing?” they asked, looking up from the ten-to-one ratio rat-inspired column they were carving for the Manyard building, red paint clinging above their left eyebrow. They had finished the last of the two-foot columns for the inside atrium Tuesday and painted them with the red lacquer substitute last night. Dabbing the splinters and sawdust away with a brownish washcloth, they revealed the hand-held foot-sized zodiac-inspired art had been roughed out since I left for work. Six of the eight outside columns were at the detail stage; only the rat and pig needed the initial rough-outs. They had chosen to do those last since they were the two center outside columns and would have the most traffic.

“For an hour.”

Xanadu laughed, “Surely not.”

“It’s seven-twenty.”

“Dinner!” They set down the toy column carefully, then jumped up and ran toward the kitchen.

I grabbed their shoulder as they ran past. “I’ll order pizza. No need for another meal with sawdust in it.”

“What? Are you sure?” Their eyes drifted back to the wood carving.

I squeezed their shoulder. “Yes, I’m sure. And, no, you are not going back to that until you take an hour break – your orders.”

They closed their eyes and nodded. “I forgot to eat lunch.”

“Then you are done for the day.”

“But—”

I held up a finger. “Your orders.”

“My work gets crappy without breaks.” They pouted, crossing their arms over their leather apron. “Fine, I’ll shower while you order. No pineapple.” They stomped off to our mutual bathroom.

***

Xanadu took the last pineapple slice, leaving the bacon and cheese pizza of the two-for-one deal untouched. Rolling their dark eyes as they bite in, “I forget how great warm pineapple tastes.”

I picked up the untouched pizza and put it in the fridge for tomorrow’s breakfast. One meal down and ready for when I take over kitchen duties tomorrow. Grabbing a washcloth, I wiped down the counter and the island for crumbs and sawdust settling out from the air. “So, I’ve been meaning to ask. Do you want to go to the November Lantern Festival again this year?”

“It happens the first week of November and it is September already. There is no way we could get a travel visa ready.”

“About that.” I moved over to our pile of mail and dig down a couple of days, dropping the political flyers and store advertisements into our recycling bucket at the end of the kitchenette island before I find the government envelope. “My family really would like to see me so they expedited things for us.” I wave the fat envelope.

“But the plane tickets will be crazy expensive this close.”

“Paid for.”

Their eyes narrowed, black eyeliner turning their eyes into slits. “What’s going on?”

“My parents would like me to be outside of America during the election,” I said tapping the envelope against my other hand.

“Why?”

Stopping the nervous tic, I gave them a look, tilting my head. We both grew up political brats.

“He isn’t going to win. There is no way he is going to win again.”

I raised my eyebrows.

“Sure he managed to stay out of prison so far, but there are still several court cases to go.”

I waited.

They sighed, “But even if he loses…”

“He’s promised chaos, refusing to accept the outcome if it goes against him.”

“That’s not just it, it can’t just be it.” They hopped off the stool and walked over to me and took the envelope out of my hands. “What else has your family heard?”

“Nothing they can share with me, but I am going home to keep them happy.” I shrugged. I may be a fighter of justice, but I wasn’t untouchable. “He promised to round up all the Chinese and illegal immigrants and put them in camps.”

“You are Korean, not Chinese. And on a permanent visa thanks to your family.”

“Like his followers can tell the difference between me and the Chinese.”

Xanadu ran rough fingers around the edges of the envelopes, switching to Korean to say, “The travel visa will only be good for a couple of weeks. What will we do then?”

“It’s a three-year work visa with exit and entry privileges. Father and older brother slid us in under the Manyard trade contract, since you are working for them.”

Frowning, they worked a finger into the envelope and opened it. “And how did they justify you?”

“Native son.”

They switched to American. “Right. Duh.” They unfolded the paperwork, being careful not to drop the visas while examining them. “It will take me away for the second round of project baseline work. But…” They handed the paperwork to me. “If he wins, then the only second round I will be dealing with is getting hauled off to those camps for some reeducation. I’m in.”

“Korea isn’t much better for accepting queerness.”

“Are they threatening camps? Do they have full-blown plans like Project 2025?”

“Not unless North Korea comes across the border.”

“Then we are all screwed. Everywhere.” They tossed the envelope and paperwork onto the island and stepped into my space to hold themselves against me. “How did it get so wrong?”

I hug them to my body. “I don’t know, my dragon, I don’t know.”

(946 words, first published 9/1/2024)

Capturing the Tiger and Dragon Series

  1. X is for Xenophile (4/28/2024)
  2. X is for Xylotomous (5/19/2024)
  3. X is for Xanthic (6/9/2024)
  4. Exhibit (7/14/24)
  5. Exit Strategy (9/1/2024)

Flash: A Shot from the Past

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Trigger Alert: Discussion of Human Trafficking

Jacob teased his friend. “Come on, it can’t be that hard.”

“Dude, let’s see how well you do when dealing with a place your parents trafficked you.” Brandon bit out, fighting the nausea building in his stomach.

“This isn’t the same place, not even the same country.” Jacob tried to reassure Brandon. He knew the whole story as Brandon thought it necessary if they were going to split a lease, but he somehow hadn’t put together “I may wake up screaming in the middle of the night” warning with other possible trauma impact. “It’s just a normal drug store.”

“It smells the same.” Brandon muttered, staring at the innocuous building like it was a nightmare incarnate. “They all smell the same.”

“How do you get—”

“Drive-thru.” Brandon cut the obvious question short. “Whenever the doctor prescribes drugs, I go through the drive-thru or have a friend do it. Usually Sharrah, she’s good like that.”

Obviously not his parents. Brandon hadn’t spoken to them since he escaped at eighteen. He hadn’t even returned to Cananda since he finished university. Didn’t even have contact with his siblings. His one brother had committed suicide shortly after Brandon left home, for which the guy still blamed himself but sometimes the only person you can save is you. His two sisters had disappeared into the system when the police had investigated Tyler’s death and never came out where Brandon could find them.

Jacob nodded. “Alright, well, we both need to get our flu and COVID shots if we are going to get these jobs at the hospice facility.” He paused, thinking a moment. “How are you going to handle that? Doesn’t it smell the same.”

“No. No they don’t. That place smells like old people.” Brandon ungripped his fists enough to point at the yellow-brown bricks in front of them. “That place smells like medicine and candy, bleach and rubber and perfume and caked makeup and just slightly sour milk. Nothing else smells like it, not even the grocery store.”

Although Jacob knew it smelled close to it, and since Brandon’s parents also marketed their children at that location too, Brandon had his groceries delivered when he had money. Otherwise, he begged friends, trading housecleaning for grocery runs. Jacob couldn’t imagine having grocery, convenience, and drug stores all on the can’t-go-without-reexperiencing-everything list. How could parents do that to their own children? How could anyone pay to do that to kids?

“Have you not gotten your shots before now?” Jacob asked.

“I usually have them done in the doctor’s office, but they can’t get me in for four weeks.”

“And we start next week.”

“Right.”

“Can we get them done at Urgent Care?”

Brandon wiped his lower face, clearing the sweat above his lips. “I checked. They are all out of the COVID shots and won’t have more until the next round is ready in late September. I can get flu, but that is not enough.”

“Okay, look, we both really need this job. I’ve been looking since the warehouse closed in January, and you since April, and the summer gigs are drying up. You can do this.”

Brandon’s shoulders sagged. “No, I don’t think I can.” He slammed the glove compartment in front of him angrily. “Fuck my parents.” He turned in the seat to face Jacob. “I’m sorry. You go in and get the shots. I’ll help you find a roommate who can pay his half of the rent. I’m so sorry.”

“Dude, we are in this together. I’m not leaving you behind.” Jacob chuckled at a new thought making its way through the frustration. “If only they could do shots in the drive-thru.”

“Yeah, during COVID, they would come out to the parking lot and give shots there.”

“Maybe…” Jacob’s eyes met Brandon’s. “No harm in asking, right? They might-could do it for the elderly, right?”

“It’s worth trying. Maybe not for the non-handicapped, but maybe.” The corner of Brandon’s mouth turned up in a half-smile. “Thanks. I can’t tell you how much this means to me. That you keep trying.”

“What are friends for?” Jacob asked. He turned the key in the ignition to roll down the windows then got out of the car. “I’ll be back as soon as I get an answer, but it might take a while.”

“Thank you. Really.” Brandon stared at the building, memories haunting his eyes. “I just can’t go in there.”

(words 741; first published 7/28/2026 – created based on a story prompt of: Write a story where your protagonist returns to a place they swore they’d never go back to.)

Flash: When a DM asks a question, you say yes

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The white dragon rises, shimmering in the slanted rays of the winter sun, her moves sounding like icicles crackling as her great head—

“I cast fireball.”

The DM stops her description and sends a sharp look at the player.

“What? I cast fireball, a surprise attack, right?” Jeremy starts picking up his six-siders.

“She is well aware that your party is there.” Emily places the sheet she had been reading down behind her screen. “Even the thief failed his stealth roll.” She sent her boyfriend a sympathetic smile.

Mark slouches further in the Snorlax bean bag lounger, crossing his arms. “Stupid nat one.”

“Yeah, that was a bad one.” Jeremy laughs.

“Now do you want to roll initiative, or hear the rest of the description?” Emily laces her fingers and rests her head on them.

I and Andre perk up and look at each other. As the other DMs of the group, we know exactly what she is saying.

Time to meta? I raise my eyebrows at Andre.

The group formed around three high school best friends: Andre, Jeremy, and Chris. They picked up Emily from a book club, and me from an advertisement at a comic store. Mark joined when he moved in with Emily, as she and Andre alternate hosting the sessions.

The problem is Jeremy. He likes action, and the rest of the group leans more toward roleplaying. To make matters worse, he doesn’t really listen well to women, even with two out of three of his DMs being female. So whether to meta is an Andre call. Will he yank Jeremy’s magic user back?

While we are talking with facial expressions, a die rolls. “Twelve for initiative.”

Andre sends me a shrug of I-guess-we-are-doing-this. “Sixteen.”

“Five” I say, then mouth ‘sorry’ to Emily.

She gives me the same smile I gave the party after a superhero TPK three months ago where they ended up in the realm of Death and Dreams, before looking down behind her screen with an air of concentration. Not good.

I notice her scratching out things with her pencil and writing new stuff. “So, what are you doing Em?”

“Hmm.” She casually raises her eyes with an innocent look on her face.

No DM ever gives a look that innocent without doing evil things.

“What.are.you.doing, Em?” I clearly enunciate each word.

“Oh, nothing big. I’m adding a hit point for each die of the dragon since …someone…” Emily glares at Jeremy, “cut me off.”

“Hey, that is not fair.” The man protests.

She points a finger at him. “Zip it. I spent hours on this campaign. I can choose to alter things.” Emily drops her voice. “Pray I do not alter the contract further.”

“You can’t just—”

“No.” I yelp, and Chris hits Jeremy with his journal. Simultaneously, on Jeremy’s other side, where the three core friends of the group sit on the couch, Andre says, “Dude, don’t.”

“Max hit point it is.”

Mark palms his face and mutters. “I’m getting the strap tonight.”

“If you survive,” Emily blows him a kiss.

“Jeremy, let me explain to you a fact of life.” Chris says, reopening his journal to the appropriate page. “DMs are gods. We live in their worlds. You, my friend, are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. Do not antagonize them.”

“Whatever.”

“Everyone else, your initiatives please?” Emily pulls her sweet persona around herself, and the guys relax.

Six and eleven finishes out the group.

“The dragon’s initiative is a 23, and her mate’s rolled fifteen.”

Chris surges forward on the sofa. “What mate?”

“The one I would have described. Why don’t you roll perception and if you get a ten, I’ll give you the sheet to read. Your fighter has that study opponent’s skill, right?”

Chris didn’t even hesitate on the roll, “Fifteen, give it here. I don’t get to act until six so I got time to read it.”

After creasing the paper and tearing off a small part, Emily passes the rest of the paper to me, since I am the closest to the DM table. I do a quick glance over the sheet and notice the words nest and eggs. Wincing, I rock forward on hands and knees to reach over to where Chris sits on the couch.

“Now, where were we?” Emily picks up her favorite silver and black twenty-sider and contemplates it. “Ah yes, a towering ice dragon and a party threatening her. I do believe her first action is to breathe. So nice of you to be clumped together after going through the ravine. Everyone roll dodge.”

(word 765; first published 3/3/2024)

Roleplaying Group Series

  1. Roll to Hit the Ceiling (5/30/2021)
  2. When a DM asks a question, you say yes (7/28/2024)