Book Review: The Hills of Meat, The Forest of Bone

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The Hills of Meat, The Forest of Bone (A Broken Cities Novella) by Michelle Muenzler

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Explore the labyrinth…if you dare.

Exotics trader Hetha Eran has been poking her nose in the Labyrinth’s business since she was a snot-nosed little kid. And given her experience, she’s pretty sure she has at least a few more years before the Labyrinth figures out a way to turn her guts inside out.

The Labyrinth, alas, takes this as a challenge.

When Hetha accidentally poisons a rather important person, she and her half-shark assistant find themselves tumbling into a landscape unlike any other. One that might just be enough to make even the most committed carnivore a vegetarian…

A weird and wild and sometimes darkly grotesque black comedy in the vein of John Dies at the End, The Hills of Meat, The Forest of Bone will challenge everything you’ve ever thought about science fiction and storytelling.

 

MY REVIEW

I thought I was getting a horror novel – what with the cover and the title. But I’ve read two other Broken Cities books, with varying degrees of enjoyment and thought I would give it a shot. The Broken Cities is a shared universe (so far every author is different) with a scifi-fantasy blend of multi-verse-shard-gate jumps so every book can have a completely different base for its story.

To be honest, I don’t much like shard-type universe stories. I love world-building, but jumping willy-nilly between worlds with each one more unusual than the last doesn’t give much in the way of connections.

Until someone gets trapped in a really, really inhospitable world. Like the Hills are made of Meat and the Forests are created of Bone. The first 20% of the book is in a typical, slightly unpleasant fantasy world with a bar, a merchant trade, and a back alley. Boring, but I soldiered on. Finally the heroine and sidekick pop through a gate into another shard-world.

And I found out this is not a horror novel – but a HUMOR, fantasy/scifi, MacGyver-style solving story. All the crazy world stuff on the shards and the gates comes together in a dozen different problems and a gross of solutions. Each chapter introduces a new disaster requiring a new crazy solution which leads to a new problem, and so on.

A really fun book, even it if takes a long time to get there. Once the story gets rolling, it rolls fast.

(Read through Kindle Unlimited)

Flash: Confetti Ashes

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The ice cold stone step bites into my butt as I sit in front of the brownstone debating my waking existence with my morning coffee, watching a watery January sun struggle against ten million hangovers to start the new year. Last night, confetti fell like ashes and champagne flowed like tears. Today, glitter leaps into gutters from abandoned dried-out pine trees outside of the few houses pretending to still have families.

Behind me, a door opens and closes. “Happy 2052. Okay for me to join you?” Whitney asks as she creaks herself down beside me. Hair of dog with a hint of vanilla whiffs on the breeze from her coffee mug.

“Sure.” I say to the other female member of our polycube. “Happy New Year.” I add belatedly after a sip from my rapidly cooling coffee. Climate change didn’t erase seasons; it only made the variation within the season as predictable as my hot flashes. For Christmas, it had been record-breaking heat, next week will be record-breaking cold. Tomorrow will be normal temperatures but with a side of the white snow we wanted last week followed by a night sleet to petrify it in place. January this far north isn’t forgiving and, thanks to climate change, neither is summer.

“You told me to tell you to climb out of your mope.”

“After the New Year started.” I sigh. “I guess that is now.”

“Your daughter is twenty-six. They don’t come home anymore at that age.” She chuckles. “Lord knows, I didn’t.”

“Yeah, but the rules have changed.” She let me pause for a sip without interrupting, but I feel the judgy beside me, so I adjust the verb tense. “Are changing.”

“And yet some things will never change. Twenty-somethings know everything.”

“For as long as there continues to be twenty-somethings. And that is what now? Another ten years?”

“Twelve. The last child was born in November 2033.”

“Fuck microplastics and forever chemicals.”

“Fuck them sideways.”

(words 323; first published 1/4/2026)

Writing Exercise: New Year New Habits, Old Goals 2026

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Happy New Year

2025 flips to 2026 and another year in which you are going to work on your writing.

That’s fine. Reconcentrate after the craziness of December. For me, I lost all of November to my mom being in the hospital then in rebhab after breaking her hip in a fall. December, she was healthy enough for visits (though we are still going to a physical therapist three times a week), so we had rolling visitors all month for which we were preparing, having, then cleaning up to redo the whole thing over again the next week with another group. And I had edits. Writing has not been possible, but I did manage to finish my BIPoC reading goal of the year.

Now it’s time to return to the keyboard. Butt in Chair, Hands on Keyboard – BICHOK.

Today’s writing exercise is figuring out what do you want to accomplish this year.

WRITING EXERCISE: Reading, Writing, Submission, Social Media, Socialization, and Convention goals. Write yours down and record those you want to share in the comments. Keep the rest somewhere nearby.

My Attempt

One) Reading Goals  (A) BIPoC reads. I want to do 24 books again this year. It is a reasonable goal and I have been able to make it for three years running. It is about 20% of my reads. These are verifiable BIPoC reads; often with immigrant or latino reads, verifying isn’t easy or possible. (B) Book Clubs – I am part of two book clubs. One specializes in recent (5 years or less) genre fiction and often introduces me to books I wouldn’t have found on my own, but I am, generally, interested in. The National Public Radio book club in Waco is called Likely Stories and reads random books reviewed on the radio station by listeners. It is random and REALLY introduces me to books I would never have read. – Both goals for (A) and (B) make me read outside my comfort zone and explore new authors constantly.

What are you doing to look beyond your normal reading interests?

Hmm. The big change from normal is previous years I made a habit of reading writing books, but this past year I only read one. I think I should make a challenge over on Storygraph of reading twelve books for bookcrafting. Goal (C). The Storygraph challenges will be the BIPoC and the Writing Books.

A bonus goal is actually creating some of those book reviews for my NPR book club. Six will be a reasonable challenge I think. (D) Six Likely Reads Book Reviews.

Two) Writing – Editing took over the writing last year, as did yardwork and readjusting to living at home. This year goals  are (A) writing at least one blog per day; (B) writing at least one short story a month; and (C) writing at least 500 real words per day, not just words on emails and the like. Will I do it all? Unlikely. I keep making this goal and failing, but maybe, like the reading, I can figure out a way to make the goals happen. I’ve done good for months at a time so it isn’t impossible, just unlikely.

Three) Submission – I cannot control if a book or short story will be published, BUT if I don’t finish and submit, it won’t happen. (A) I need to submit the followup short story for my superhero story which appeared in “A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To P-Con” for the 2026 anthology. (B) I would like to submit to two of the Ranconteur anthologies. (C) I would like to publish another 20k (at least) book; Honestly” is getting lonely out there.  (D)Bonus points, get a novella or short novel published by Falstaff’s Crush line. 

Four) Social Media – I have fun (A) making daily TikTok bookquotes (or embroidery drops; (B) transferring them to YouTube; (C) making memes (at least 50 this year) on bookquotes; (D) maintaining this blog; (E) (the likely books review mentioned under reading) (F) Bonus point: start a substack.

Five) Socialization – I have two book clubs (as mentioned under the reading goals) but I don’t have a club or regular writing group outside of that. I was thinking I would need to create one since Waco didn’t have one, but the Hewitt Library System is starting one in January and it will meet twice a month. I hope it will keep me honest. So (A) book clubs and (B) writer group. I also have (C) an embroidery group. These are my social lifelines. Do not skimp on having a support system outside of your family.

Six) Conventions – My goal every year is to go to at least three writer conventions. I need to sit down and make plans for this.

Seven) Publication – This is something I don’t have control over (mostly), but (A) Bonus: Publish a novel either by myself or with someone else.

I have marked a revisit to these goals for April’s 5th Thursday blog.

Other questions include do I want to participate in the A-to-Z in April or do Novel November?

 

Writing Exercise: 50-Word Prompts 2025

WRITING EXERCISE

Merry Christmas or holiday of lights of your choice. Time for the December 50-word prompts writing exercise.

Quick reminder of the rules: Write a flash for each picture. Aim for 50 words, give or take five extra words. Don’t read my attempts until after you do your own. Writing them directly in the comment section below will help you focus on the flash aspect – just getting words out.

TEXT PROMPT: Achievement

VISUAL PROMPT:

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My attempts

Text Prompt: Achievement. I crossed the border, the unseen demarcation between undone and complete. Uncounted days learning the skill, honing it, mastering it, and now, finally, done. Pen to paper, letter after letter carefully formed. Dyslexia would always be my nemesis, but I finally can write my name clearly. (46 words; first published 12/30/2025)

Visual Prompt
Name. Gender. Marital status. Race. Address. Income. Each answer is a lie on some level, but the form needs filling if you are to have food to fill your belly.

Education. Does a GED count as High School or not? The jobs you’ve applied to don’t seem to think so. (50 words; first published 12/30/2025)

Series: 50-word Prompts

    1. Prompts 1& 5 (2/19/2017)
    2. Prompts 6 & 12 (2/26/2017)
    3. Prompts 7, 8, 10, 11 (3/19/2017)
    4. Prompts (The Mouse Roars) (3/26/2017)
    5. 50-word prompts 2018 (12/25/2018)
    6. 50-word prompts 2019 (8/27/2019)
    7. 50-word prompts 2020 (12/22/2020)
    8. 50-word prompts 2021 (12/28/2021)
    9. 50-word prompts 2022 (12/17/2022)
    10. 50-word prompts 2023 (12/26/2023)
    11. 50-word prompts 2024 (12/24/2024)
    12. 50-word prompts 2025 (12/25/2025)