Editing Rant: Two-Page Paragraphs

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If your paragraph goes on for two pages of your document, it is too long.

Yes, editing a document with not one but THREE paragraphs exceeding a page of the manuscript and one of them is over two pages long.

Shoot for a third-of-a-page max.

Yes, authors used to do this in the past, but with e-books a solid page with no indents or paragraph returns hurts the eyes and turns off readers. If you want to publish, you write to mediums of your day: serials for newspapers, pulp fiction for pulp, and eye movement for e-books.

Use white-space for storytelling. It’s a powerful tool.

DO NOT HAVE TWO-PAGE PARAGRAPHS!!!!!

Side note: The other end of the spectrum of every.single.sentence.is.a.paragraph is equally as bad. (Ignore this article as an example, it is a RANT for crying out loud. Normal writing rules do not apply when someone is going off the hinges.)

Paragraphs are three to five sentences (in general) centered around an action or theme. This applies to both nonfiction and fiction.

As for white space is your friend, if you are unfamiliar with the thought, see “Writing Exercise: Paragraph Breaks (2/23/2016)“.

Go out. Write. Wield the Pen.

AND USE THE CARRIAGE RETURN!!!

(Off to figure out how many paragraphs this two-page monster actually should be.)

Flash – Laying Easter Eggs Part 1: The Tortoises

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“Search Group 739 confirming orbit perimeters. This one is a big one, iron core with a bit of nickel mixed in. You are going to love it when it gets there.”

“Running orbit for planetary strike.” Merit pushed the numbers through the computer. “Sending adjustments now.” After clicking a few keys, they leaned back against their shell, pulling in three of their limbs. It had been a long shift. “And thanks for the find. We might make this cycle’s mineral goals.”

“First time this phase.” Highergoal responded via the graviton-wave communication unit, a noticeable four-second lag impacting the com-traffic even when by-passing the speed of light using gravity waves. The distance from inner system to the Oort cloud was no joke, leaving the three-tortoise Search Group teams alone for multi-year intervals. Which made them very chatty when they had an official reason to call in using the expensive graviton-wave. Part of Merit’s job was to provide the chat but keep it limited.  “Is Sector sure we can’t import from a neighbor? This system sucks eggs for heavy elements.”

“It will be too obvious when the Potentials hit stellar-flight. We wouldn’t want to unwrap their gifts too early.”

“Wouldn’t want that.” They responded sarcastically. “Aw, crack. Three orbits before it strikes the planet? That’s nearly two hundred and fifty years.”

“The gas giant is a problem, though it should make the Potentials feel at home in the system. Don’t worry, your gift will have plenty of time to mix in with the molten core.” Merit tapped the computer with their fourth manipulative limb. “The Planners think the planet won’t start cooling from the hits for about four thousand years.”

“Four thousand years. That is a long time to be alone.” HG sighed.

“Someone had to emerge first.” Two Search Groups within her arc of the cloud sent in shift change by clicks. Merit stored the information for the Planners to use for optimizing later.

“At least seventy thousand more years, best guess, for the next emergent Potential and nearly half a million for the Potential we are trying to help and just how much help will a planet over ten light years from their own going to give?”

“The council said six per Potential, an extra handful of chances to get them started on their interstellar settlements. It just so happens our Potential is toward the end of a galaxy arm, and believe it or not, this is the closest solitary star close to theirs without flares with a planet we can adjust to their gravity and chemistry.”

“Ten light years is the closest? Crack, there is no way they are going to make the jump.”

“All we can do is harden a Shell for them, we cannot make them crawl in when they grow too big for their home planet.”

“If we are still around.”

Merit pushed out all six of their limbs as their relief arrived, favorite morning stimulant in a claw-paw and today’s flimsy notices in a hoof-paw. “If we are still around,” they agreed with Highergoal while transferring systems to Courage’s favorite station. “We’ve made it nearly fifty thousand years among the stars. We have been in space nearly as long as we long as we had civilization on Soil. We will make it. We are never alone so long as there is a future.”

There will a future so long as we prepare it.” Highergoal finished the mantra and prayer of their species.

(words 577; first published 3/10/2026)

Laying Easter Eggs Series

  1. The Tortoises (3/8/2026)
  2. The Dinobirds (3/15/2026)
  3. Crocabillies (3/22/2026)
  4. Monkeys Start Hunting for Eggs (3/29/2026)

Writing Exercise: When You Don’t Know Everything

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Recently, I had an author reach out to me frustrated with a story they were writing. They had a story idea about cake making (with magic – it is a popular them right now), but they are not a subject matter expert. They tried watching videos and read research materials but got buried in the jargon for the tools and the ingredients. They tried reaching out to subject matter experts but said “they ghosted me after a few exchanges for some reason.” They don’t want to write something if someone who know more about it will call foul.

I wrote back the following:

That sounds frustrating. Here are a few ways to work around the issue, most of which you have attempted, but let me go over them in order they should usually be attempted:

One) Research the topic. In this case, like everything with specialists, the industry has created a vocabulary which will add a realistic flavor to the story. This vocabulary is short-hand for things the work must do repeatedly. For examples, doctors say blood draw or drop an IV line, which are two very different tasks – but all the patient sees is a nurse sticking in a needle. But the short hand, including CCs and liquid and pressure all let the doctors explain something in a sentence that someone outside the industry would take entire pages with diagrams to define. But facing vocabulary short-hand, jargon, can make doing research rough. You don’t want to earn a degree on cake-making, you just want to write a story with it as part of the background, setting the story in a real world situation.

Two) Once you have done the preliminary research, you talk to experts. You need to know the basic, otherwise you are wasting your time and theirs – so do the research first. You can contact them via email or other method, but they aren’t getting paid money for helping so after the initial *wow factor** wears off (where they are getting “paid” in enjoyment of sharing their love), they are done. Best to only contact experts once you know what questions you need to ask – limited to two or three questions. Think about if someone asked you about how to write, how long would you be willing to give free advice. Would you prefer specific question or a general “how-to”. Me, I would send a general how-to question to the web location. (This was a gentle way of pointing out why they got “ghosted” after “a few” exchanges – it isn’t their job to teach you anything. One small set of clear questions and one follow-up, that is all you get. And remember even that much is a kindness.)

Three) Better yet, after beginning research (if it isn’t enough), Gain Actual Life Experience – take a trip, make the thing, attend a class, witness a creator. This can get expensive, both time and money-wise. It makes senses for novels, but not for short stories. I did drive to a location about 30 minutes away for a short story I was creating.

Four) Remember the story isn’t about the background setting, in this case cake-making. It is about the emotions and action, the characters and the plot, the cake-making is only a vehicle to carry it forward. If you are writing non-fiction, then you will need to know all the ends and outs of cakemaking, but you are writing genre fiction. You can dodge a lot of the expertise knowledge. Mercy Thompson (see Moon Called by Patricia Briggs) is a mechanic; she tells us the type of car, basic problems the car is known for, the fact she has grease (or doesn’t) on her hands, etc. Do we know what part was replaced? No. Many Urban Fantasy writers have their characters be gun experts; but mostly we readers see them load guns and place them on their person – the writer doesn’t need to know everything about guns. What do you need to know to make the cake-making feel believable? During research on youtube or tiktok or whatever social media you are using, what are the common themes – fine cake flour everywhere, temperature control in an oven, how finicky the cake icing is in high humidity. What do THEY think is important to share with an audience? Where does their reality touch people outside their industry? Those are the point to use. You don’t need to know how to make a cake. Most books I read with bakers as characters talk about getting up early, gathering ingredients, mixing, rolling out the dough, letting it rise, then baking it. Do I know that they are doing with the yeast mixture, or how long they have to mix to get the strong protein bonds so that the yeast creates fluffy air pockets but not so much that the air cannot push its way in for the air holes? No. The STORY doesn’t need that detail. I just need ENOUGH of the reality. They are rolling the dough while complaining about the landlord they are falling in love with; they are covered in flour because the salamander jumped out of the oven and they had to battle it back into the heating element to finish their day’s baking.

Always remember to focus on the story.

Final advise, just write out the story with what you know and put in the places where you think you need more cake details a note to circle back to later and what you are trying to accomplish with it. (Put cake detail here – use as metaphor of moist air making the icing too wet to grief making the emotions too raw.) (Put cake detail here – angry to calm as focus on work.) Get your zero draft written. Then come back for the first drafting pass and add in the cake detail notes; you may find that the details you thought you needed can be approached a different way. Or you may find you just need answers to three very specific questions from an expert. Or that now that you have the questions written out, you can shape a Google search to answer that question easily.

WRITING EXERCISE: When you know know everything. Write a 500-word story where you are NOT a subject matter expert. Use any or all the techniques above. Bonus points if you leverage the final one (write out the story and add notations of where expertise will be added later).

My Attempt: Jacks and Sleds (1/18/2026) is a steampunk story with an engine repair. Do I know ANYTHING about steam engines? I do not. But I do know how to Google search on a steam engine diagram and I saw “rod” prominently featured and a “crankshaft”. I knew I wanted my MC to fix the engine and I knew those thing break, so I used the jargon. Steampunk feel achieved.

“But what if someone understands how steam engines work and says it isn’t real.” – It is SANTA’S sleigh…being pulled by jackalopes. I think we are a little beyond what is real at this point. All it has to do is feel real enough.

 

Book Review: Pogue One

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Pogue One (Anthology – see author details below)

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The purpose of this anthology is not to denigrate pogues. On the contrary, we felt their representation in fiction (military SF or otherwise) a bit lacking. What about the kid with the thirty-pound brain locked away in the vault, like in Gene Rowley’s tale of a lance corporal in the Cyber Corps? The medical ninjas who’re willing to move heaven and earth to save one more life feature prominently in K. Anders’s story. Chris DiNote shows us there are worse things lurking within the depths of the military machine than mere pogues. In “The Troll,” Jim Curtis reminds us that the hardest working folks in the military just may be the apes whose job is to keep aircraft in the sky. Wrapping up our ensemble of storytelling is Liska McCabe, who reminds us that no matter the MOS, we all endure check-out in the end.

 

MY REVIEW

Raconteur Press is single-handedly attempting to bring back the (1) anthology, (2) the pulp anthology, (3) short story goodness. In 2025 they are attempting to publish 25 short story anthologies. If you have been hungering for good pulp anthologies – from fantasy to detective noir to cats in space, they got you covered.

Pogue One feed my particular love of support-staff of the military. Instead of the man in the mechsuit taking names of aliens on a star-flung planet, I want to know about the people that (1) built the suit, (2) maintain the suit in the field, and (3) arrange the logistics to get the suit from point A to the infantry wearing them at point B. Yes the TIP of the spear is interesting, but there is a whole lot of spear and very little tip and the tip wouldn’t reach where it does without the spear shaft. (I really need to write some military-support stories. But fortunately, in the meantime, other people have wrote some!)

Overall, Pogue one delivers as promised. Pogue stories! Being an anthology, some are great and some are good.

Breakdown by story with a short review of each
1. A Dzar Wars Story by K. Anders – Medtech are used to keeping others alive, less so, themselves. (4 star)
2. To the Letter by S.J. Fazekas – Public relations. Love, following orders, and meeting mission goals – you can have any two, but not all three. What is a public relations officer to do? (Loss of stars for weight hate, 2 star)
3. F$%n Guard Guys! – Finances. Nepotism and Old Guard vs. Bean Counters; both combatants waging war through the old boy network and budget line items. Who will win? (3 star)
4. Unsung heroes of Cyber Corps by E.G. Rowley – Computer maintenance. Remember to always report phishing emails to security promptly. (3 star)
5. Big Mama – Logistics usually is about getting shields to the right location; other times they are the only shield between disaster and the civilians. (4 1/2 star). This is the story I want expanded into a full novel and get an expanded ending. Yes, complete story, but I want what is next!!!
(UPDATE!!! – full length novel – A Kiss from Damocles (book 1) is available. Set in the same world, but not the same characters. Still, I get to find out what is next.)
6. Forge of Hephaestus by William Meinert – Analyst (taking all the data collected and teasing out the secrets). The military is always looking for the right tool for the right job, but when technology advances, can old tools be used again? (2 stars – I personally hate the friend zone trope. Other than that, the story is great.)
7. Bits and Parts by Josh Hill – Maintenance Tech. When a gutter rat gets inside the fence, can the Master Gunnery Sergeant save him before the dangers outside the base and the dangers inside the base find out exactly what the rat can do? (5 star)
8. Chow Hall – Installation Techs. They say know your enemy, but it also pays to know your allies. (5 star)
9. The Troll by J.L. Curtis – Machinists. God bless the reservists brining their specialties to the services. (4 star – note, technical heavy)
10. Moto-Morphosis by Liska McCabe – Accountant. Accountability during out-processing can be worse than the enemy. I am amused the last story of the anthology is about trying to turn in the equipment so a military member can leave. (3 star)

Overall, a broad range of skills covered.

Flash: The Joy of Learning

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“Ollie wait up.”

Olver turn to see little Hattie racing toward him, a strapped bag thrown over her shoulder. Her bare feet splashed in the muddy road running through the center of town. Did the girl run all the way from her family’s farm? “Hey, Hattie. Good to see you back.”

She panted beside him, taking three steps for each of his two. “Glad to be back.”

“Where are your brothers?”

“Oh, you know. It’s spring.” Neither John nor William cared much for schooling once they learned their letters and numbers. They were very reluctant students at best, unlike Hattie, and any reason to escape the four wooden walls of the schoolhouse was grabbed with both hands, even if it was the back-breaking work in the fields for spring planting.

Oliver glanced down at the bright eyes of his companion, her cheeks flushed with excitement. “I take it the chickens are laying again.”

“Yes, finally. I raised those pullets by hand after that dang-nab low-belly snake got into the coop. Sorry for the language.” She smiled up with her accomplishment. “Now we got enough eggs to sell and get the coppers for me to pay for lessons. By the way, thanks so much for letting me borrow your readers during the winter. I think I kept up good.”

“Don’t mind none. Bertha ain’t into school any more than your two brothers so the parents decided to save coin there, and Albert is behind you.”

Hattie glanced up at him, seriousness crinkling the corners of her eyes, before dropping her gaze at the muddy track. “Do you think it is fair that girls have to pay for schooling but boys don’t?”

“Well, we pay in labor. Each of us guys take a turn at the teacher’s garden to keep him fed, the menfolk built the schoolhouse, and each contribute to its upkeep with taxes to the sheriff.”

“Yeah, but girls got to make his clothes, his bedsheets, his baskets, clean his house, and cook his food on the rotation just like you guys, only that don’t count none to him teaching us, only our brothers.”

Oliver blinked. “I never thought of that.” He watched as Fred and Sammy chased each other into the white-washed door of the schoolhouse after they pushing Timmy onto the grass slope. Those two were the reason Hattie wanted backup before getting near the building. He made a mental note to wait for her by the jailhouse going forward.

Hattie and Bertha were of-age, but not the best of friends. Still, more like than not, Bertha would be marrying one of Hattie’s brothers and he or Albert would be marrying her or her younger sister. His family’s cattle hill-pastures abutted her family’s water-side farm. Some things were just accepted. Best protect her like family.

Inside the schoolhouse, Hattie wiped her feet on the rug as best she could before heading to the girl desks and sliding in beside Sarah. Sarah’s family ran the general store and they never stinted on her schooling. The inventory sales were supplemented by the family reading and writing for folks in Meadowbrook, and even a child could rake in serious coin when the cattle train came through town. There she tucked his readers under her chair and placed folded her hands in front, beaming at the teacher.

That smile did squiggly things in Ollie’s belly.

(words 563; first published 3/10/2026)

This story was written based on a writing prompt from my Writer’s group. Describe an emotion without mentioning the emotion in the story. In this case, Joy was assignment to me. I wanted to capture the difference between Joy and Happiness. Hattie was just happy about being in school. Sometimes she would be happy and sometimes she would be sad; but she would always be joyful to be there.