Flash: Quest for True Love

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“What is your quest?”

I bit back my automatic reply, “To find the holy grail.” I spent way too much time watching Monty Python in college. Although it had been holding me in good stead since The Event. For a nerd with no exercise except to lift food, I had been doing very well, way better than average, based on the number of corpses I’ve seen.

The woman didn’t move again, so I guess I got to answer with something.

“To find my true love.”

Why not? It’s as good an answer as any and better than some.

The goddess, forest spirit, winter incarnate, whatever the fuck she was changed position, one hand shifting up and another shifting down. Behind her, the winter icescape changed to spring buds and flowers.

“The course of true love is never smooth, but the river runs deep.”

“Um, thank you for that.” I reshouldered my pack watching as the guide shimmered into nothingness before continuing onto the slightly springing ground. My toes were very grateful for the temperature change within the oversized boots I had pulled off one of the other people who hadn’t made it this far into the game. If it was a game. I hoped it was a game.

And now I had a goal for the game. I wonder who or what my true love will be? Zelda or Link?

(words 230 – first published 11/21/2022 – from a picture prompt for a Facebook writing group. Aim is about 50 words)

Flash: Another Word

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Logging on for writing in my google docs, I also opened up a discord channel. Most of the writing group had day jobs, so there isn’t much chatter. I keep it on for the white noise that the coffee shop used to provide before I got long COVID and can’t leave the house. Doctors say my immune system should start rebuilding any day now. There is one advantage over the coffee shop, being in a “room” full of writers.

Unmuting, I shout out on the channel, “Hey, anyone got a word for butter that isn’t butter.”

“Lubricant,” comes the immediate reply.

“Oh god, that’s not what I meant. Wrong genre, so much. I mean like what you would put on popcorn, only as an English-as-a-second-language mistake. Something an alien would say.”

Chris, who works night shift, and does more worldbuilding than writing, suggests, “How ‘bout beaten cow cream.”

“Gross, but yeah, that could work. Thanks.”

(words 155; first published 6/29/2025)

Flash: Quick Questions

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Priscilla grabbed the talking stick from Gary. “My turn. What superpower would you want, invisibility or teleportation?”

“Invisibility, duh.” Hands freed, he grabbed the bowl of chips and refilled his plate on the red paper plates leftover from his parent’s Christmas party.

“Why?”

Gary smiled lusciously, “Girls bathroom.”

“Of course.” Pris rolled her eyes. “How about you, Lou?”

“Easy, teleportation.”

Tilting her head, Priscilla looked closer at the third wheel of their friendship group. She and Gary had dated until they stopped dating, but they still went to prom together. The breakup had been more about going to separate colleges than any real change in their feeling about each other, though after a semester off at college she realized their feelings were never suitable for marriage no matter how many hearts she had drawn on her notebooks with their initials. Through their three years of high school dating, Lou had remained friends with Gary and became friends with her. “Okay, why teleportation?” she asked.

“Well, right now the work commute is nearly an hour by bus since I don’t own a car. Teleportation would save two hours a day.” Lou moved some of the fruit slices they had raided from the party trays Gary’s parents had in their guest refrigerator onto his plate. “Then there is needing to help with Mi-mi now that Pop-pop had his stroke. Also I could visit you guys. Also, you know, the family in Chile. Be nice to see the cousins and family on that side. Travel just takes so much time.”

“Fair.” She passed Lou the talking stick.

He rolled it between his right and left hands, staring down at it, before shrugging. “What are your favorite colors?”

“Oh no you don’t.”—“Dude, that is like a sophomore question.”

“Hey, it might have changed while you guys were off at college.” Lou defended himself.

“No change.” Pris said.

“Ditto,” Gary agreed. “Green for Pris here, red for me, and lavender for you, unless you changed. Try again.”

Lou looked over at Gary. “Still like lavender. Looks good against my skin and makes me stand out in the white-black-gray boring world.” After causally glancing around the white and black walls, furniture, and carpeting of Gary’s family home, he dropped his eyes back to the black stick he was rolling in his hands. He peeked under his thick black eyelashes once at Priscilla.

“Do a good one,” she encouraged.

“Alright,” Lou returned his eyes to the stick, his cheek reddened slightly, but it was hard to tell under his olive complexion and the dark lighting they had for their private hanging out the night before New Year’s Eve after all their family obligations had been fulfilled and they could just be friends hanging out one last time, once more time, before Priscilla had to fly back to the East Coast on New Year’s Day to get back for a special class on the third.

“Um, okay got one.” He lifted his closely shaved head, his dark eyes darting to Pris before quickly shifting to Gary. “If only once in your life, you can make your face do the big Cthulhu thing, like all tentacles bursting out—” Lou raised right hand in front of his face and wiggled his fingers, “—when would you do it?”

Giggling, Priscilla laid sideways on the sofa. “God, I missed you.” She smiled softly at Lou.

“Tough one.” Gary tapped his chin. “Hmm. Maybe….nah. Give me a moment. Priscilla, you?”

“Nope, you first.”

“You don’t know yet.”

“I don’t know yet, and you go first. You had a lousy answer last time. Invisibility to sneak into girl’s bathrooms. What a creeper answer.”

Chopping on the potato chips, Gary considered. “Okay, I would use it on the turnpike one night, just out of the blue, on a cashier.”

“What a waste.” Priscilla complained. “They might not even react. Those guys see everything.”

“But imagine it.” Gary raised his greasy hand into the air. “Foggy night. Quiet night. Just past the witching hour. A white compact pulls up. You ask for the dollar and turn and a bunch of tentacles jump out at you.”

“Still lame.” Lou said.

“And you can do better?” Gary challenged his best friend from middle school. He was still surprised they managed to remain friends through high, but here they were. He wasn’t sure how much longer they would be together but was glad for this last hurrah. He ignored the stab in his gut and chest at the thought.

Lou shrugged. “My question. I don’t have to answer it.”

“Well, I can.” Priscilla said. “You know when your parents say, ‘Don’t cry or I will give you something to cry about?’”

“Yeah”—“Sure.”

“Then. I would do it then. Only, you know, after I had the third child. When everyone was there, but only the kids. I would do it then.” The evil smile sent shivers down both the guys’ spines. “Thereafter, I could give them the ‘mom’ look, and maybe whisper, ‘do you want to cry’?” Her voice hissed in the room.

Gary looked at Lou uncomfortably and gulped. Lou sat up straight, carefully straightening his plate and napkin on his lap for balance, before placing the talking stick on the coffee table and declaring, “You win.” The guys genuflected her dominance.

(words 887; first published 3/16/2026)

Flash: Phylactery (Purrson Part 3)

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“Stuck on the sixth floor again.” Parson commented while waiting in front of the elevator, giving a side-eye to the woman beside him. Her black business suit hugged her curves and her black stocking gave a hint of fishnet in their patterning.

She smiled at him, her vivid red lipstick making the lips stand out against her pale skin. “Does it do that often?”

“All the time.” Parson waved at the top of the art deco style elevators where the number six remained illuminated. “To be fair, that floor has two large families with small children, and four retirees who have mobility issues. But it also just gets stuck.”

“So do we wait, or what?” The woman turned to face him, flipping her long black hair behind her.

“I’m not walking up to the tenth floor.” He laughed, giving her one of his best sexy smiles.

“And I don’t want to attempt twelve flights myself.”

“Oh, you are the new 1203.”

“And you are Parson, in 1004.” She put out her hand. “I’ve heard about you.”

Parson took the hand, but lifted it to his mouth for a quick air kiss, just above the skin. Enough his breath touched it and nothing else, while keeping his eyes on her black ones, pleased to see the irises expand. “All good things I hope.”

The new apartment renter licked her lips as he lowered their joined hands, his thumb rubbing where he nearly kissed her skin. “Um, yes,” she gasped a bit. “Well,” she rolled her eyes around and bit her lip, containing a little laugh, “depends.”

“Depends on what, beautiful new 1203?”

“What? Oh,” she laughed, “please call me Lore, it’s short for Lorelei.”

“Lorelei.” Parson rubbed her hand knuckles again since she hadn’t pulled back her hand. “Lovely to meet you.”

“Yes.” Lore shook her head. “They weren’t kidding about you at all.”

“Oh,” he raised an eyebrow.

“Sex on a stick was how Connie put it.” She looked down and clearly, regretfully, pulled her hand away slowly. “They say you are the apartment’s skank, but worth it.”

Parson hadn’t realized his reputation was included in the basic get to know the building’s amenities, but he couldn’t fault the accuracy. He was a slut but had managed not to anger those that lived here.

They both jumped when the doors of the elevator opened, letting out the Wojciks, including the twins still in the stroller. The single adults stepped apart for the crowd to pass through before stepping into the now empty elevator.

He let her push the button first, then leaned over to press his and asked, “So, you would like to see if it is worth it?”

Lorelei smiled invitingly. “You know, I just might. Let me freshen up from work first. Come up about eight?”

“Want me to bring anything?” He looked up as the elevator beeped another floor, judging his window, “Food, wine, a movie, … lube?”

Snorting, she shook her head. “I got leftovers and don’t drink.” She waited until the doors opened on the tenth floor before adding. “And plenty of lube and toys. See you in two hours.”

Parson stepped out of the elevator before it closed. “Two hours.” After the doors closed, he walked down the hall. “Whoa, I’ve might have met my match. This should be fun.”

***

The woman presently going by the name of Lorelei stretched in the Saturday morning sun, feeling all the little bites and scratches of the night. Parson was a vigorous lover. Definitely worth it. She approved.

Him sneaking out in the night, less so. She frowned at the tangled pink sheets where he had drifted off after their last round of love play. Then frowned deepened when the mound of cloth moved.

A tabby kitten fought its way from underneath the fabric.

“Oh, well, look at you.” Lore studied its orange fur, a few shades lighter than Parson’s red hair. She laughed in delight. “Is that you Parson?”

The feline’s blue eyes, an exact match to her lover from last night, snapped up to her then grew round. Its entire body froze.

Lore moved up to her knees, her black hair flowing over her naked body. Slowing her breath, she waited.

Parson darted, and she jumped, grabbing him up in her hands.

Little kitten razors clawed and needle teeth bit. “No-no. Don’t do that.” Lore moved her hands to the scruff of the kitten’s neck and turned the male cat belly up in her hands. She stared down, and after struggling a moment, the cat stopped moving and just stared back up at her, panting as though frightened. “I’ve never seen one so young before.” Lore shook her head “I bet you don’t even know what you are, do you?”

The cat mewed a question.

“Yes, you are something, my sweet.” A wide possessive smile conquered Lore’s slightly swollen lips. “Something I will love to have very much.”

Narrowing its eyes, the kitten hissed.

“No, too late. I’ve seen you.” She moved one hand to start stroking the kitten’s cheeks, and used the hand on the neck to start a light massage, slowly turning the cat over as it eyes closed in pleasure. “Such a hedonist. I’ll take good care of you.”

“We are going to be such good friends.” Lore stood, walking into her living room. While holding the kitten against her body, risking bodily harm but Parson seemed quiet for the moment, she lifted her favorite throw blanket from the back of her sofa, thanking the universe once again people don’t ask about pentagram patterns, and spread it out on the floor.

Dropping Parson in the center, she said the closing word and the seal raised.

“Now you just stay there while I shower and get dressed.”

(words 965, first published 12/4/2022)

Purrson Series

  1. Naturally Nocturnal (9/26/21)
  2. Purrson (10/2/22)
  3. Phylactery (12/4/22)

Flash: Get Your Goat

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Rising over the horizon, the blue-white star standing in for the gentle Sol of the homeworld burned off the night fog in moments, making Neelo grateful for his Ozone rings to keep the UV radiation at bay. As long and hard as they have tried, some people still needed to work outside during daylight hours. He snapped on his goggles and went in search for the persnickety goats which had managed to avoid the herding dogs.

(Words 76 – first published 11/27/2022 – from a picture prompt for a Facebook writing group. Aim is about 50 words)