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Writing Exercise: Genderless

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Can you write a story with no gendered pronouns? The most common substitution by authors is “them/they’re”.

I’ve been really impressed with the Murderbot Diaries series by Martha Wells. Her main character is never defined with gender as a mechanical being. At the book club where we talked about the book “All Systems Red”, half of us thought the main character had “he/him” pronouns and the other half used “she/her” pronouns talking about the character. I went through the first book again and discovered a complete blank and none of us had noticed while reading the books.

That is some awful good writing.

WRITING EXERCISE: Write a flash or scene where at least one of the characters’ genders is never defined.

My Attempt: The Dream of You and I (2/4/2024).

Book Review: Shield Band (Elven Alliance Book 6)

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Shield Band (Elven Allliance Book 6) by Tara Grayce

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Julien always thought he knew his duty…until an arranged marriage upends his future.

Prince Julien of Escarland was the kingdom’s spare. His duty is to quietly stand in the background at his brother’s side, protecting him and his heirs.

When it becomes clear that one more marriage is needed to secure the three-way alliance between the kingdoms of Kostaria, Tarenhiel, and Escarland, Julien agrees to an arranged marriage with a troll. He doesn’t know their language and he might not be strong enough to fit into their battle-focused culture, but other than that, how bad could it be?

As King Rharreth’s shield sister, Vriska is duty-bound to protect him and his queen. But she never expected her duty to include a marriage with a human.

An empire-hungry kingdom is lurking, seeking any weakness in the alliance. Will this final bond keep the alliance from crumbling? Can Julien and Vriska find love in a union based on duty?

Return to the snowy mountains of Kostaria in this installment of the bestselling Elven Alliance series, a no-spice, humorous fantasy romance / romantic fantasy featuring elves and arranged marriages!

MY REVIEW

I read this book based on a TikTok recommendation list about powerful love interests in a fantasy romance, where the female characters in a fantasy couple aren’t the “princess being rescued, but doing the rescuing”. And this book definitely delivers on that vibe.

Vriska is one of the personal bodyguards to a mountain king where all nobles must be warriors; she is so deep into the royal household she is considered his sister within their culture.

Prince Julien comes from a low-land human kingdom and has been the spare prince in-waiting, happy to serve in the military and then in his brother’s household – because no longer being spare would mean the loss of his closest family. When his brother-king needs a marriage alliance as part of a peace treaty, Julien heads into the mountains to court a warrior bodyguard/adopted sister of the new ally.

Warrior and Prince have to merge their countries in a strong alliance, stop incursions from a sea-power kingdom seeking to destroy the peace treaty, and discover if love can develop out of duty.

This fantasy romance is no spice, with only a few kisses, and has the POV alternating between the Warrior and the Prince. They both bring their strengths and weaknesses to the sparring ring. The plot and world are solid; characters each have their own wants and needs, but characterization isn’t as strong as the worldbuilding and plotting. I only read the sixth book of this eight-book series and it worked fine as a stand-alone.

These are just things I didn’t like as much. All of these particular items felt like personal tastes and not general downsides.
1. The cover shows Vriska as shorter than Julien, and as described in the book she either his height or slightly taller – not the typical 85% shorter than the male shown in the drawing. The picture could be interpreted that the rocky ledge area he is standing on is slightly higher than hers, which is why he appears taller, but, still, I don’t like it. (note – while uploading this review, I ran across the original cover, which, while “simpler” does have the height correct, so I like it better for that)
2. The characterization isn’t distinctly strong for me, but that could be me starting in book six of the series.
3. The author’s tagline on her website is “Humorous Fantasy with a Dash of Romance.” Snark, humor, and layers of worldbuilding … in the way I like them … aren’t in this book. Basically overall okay for characters, world-building, plot, and entertainment, but nothing exceptional. At least the way I like it. But that, I think, is more like liking mustard-based BBQ over ketchup-based BBQ – personal preference.

This book doesn’t match my personal preference. It was good, in my opinion, but not great. But I can see people adoring this book.

Flash: The Back Room Part 2

 

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The woman folded her leather-gloved hands atop the silk pooled there from her veil and sat rigidly upon the settee Matthews vacated for her. She said not a word, though her eyes, the color uncertain in the shadows of the veil, studied them both. The Duke of Seaport walked to the second most comfortable seat in the room, close to the cracked window and the evening breeze, and sat, placing his pouch of books on the small table beside him.

Nigel waited as long as he could with his churning thoughts. She hadn’t given him any acknowledgement in the introduction. Did she actually think she outranked him? The innkeeper had given him a noble title, abet his lowest, but still it was a noble title and had introduced her as Mistress.

Her clothes. He quickly placed them as an amalgamation of the Zeriff, Kylan, and a half-dozen other minor countries which allowed their women to travel and operate as merchants, unlike Everdance, Middlelands, Disrave, and his own country of Roadsky where the only time the valuable females left their family estates was for marriage. The lack of clear nationality in the clothing matched the generic name of Zeriff’shaZeriff, Crew of the Crew. People of Zeriff identified themselves by their boats among themselves. “And what is your boat?” he blurted out.

She tilted her head, the veil fabric flowing over the Kylan-style bodice which complimented the two-tone skirts presently the rage in Mysentee. The choice of blue as the primary color was pure Zeriff though. On ships, they would wear every color they could trade or steal on the high seas, but ashore, they were blue in memory of the water surrounding their island chain.

“Where are your servants?” Nigel asked searching for a topic. “Shouldn’t they be back by now after taking your stuff to your room?”

“What my associate is asking is how much room do we need to make for your traveling companions?”

“I have no companions, your Grace.” Her voice creaked, guttering low, roughened by unknown sources.

Nigel jumped in, shocked. “None?”

Her head turned his way barely before her eyes dropped to her gloves, and she started pulling them off tips by tugging on the fingertips of her left glove with her right hand, ignoring him.

He was not used to being ignored. “None?” He repeated, taking a step her direction. “None?”

“Nigel, do not harass my guest, and find a seat for the gods’ sake.”

Continuing to tug at the sweat-tightened leather, the woman watched as he stomped across the room to high-back chair with the horsehair cushion. Of the five seats in the room, it lacked any semblance of comfort, but the dearth of arm rests allowed Nigel the ability to move freely. With the left glove plucked off, she worked on wiggling the other worn glove off. Nigel noticed the task was challenging because rips crisscrossing the palm; the gloves were effectively ruined. Once both were off, she tucked them into some of the bodice lacing. The Kylan tucked everything into the network of laces giving support to the bodices.

During Nigel’s time in Kylan, he had seen purses, letters, statues, charms, daggers, and a myriad of other items worked into the tops of the men and women. Gemstones were exceptionally popular, often threaded through the laces. This woman lacked any accoutrements as far as he could tell, other than the gloves, a rather poor merchant in his opinion.

“May I ask how you came to be traveling alone, Mistress?” The duke angled his body toward the invader of their privacy and leaned forward.

“Of course, your Grace.” If she had an accent, the roughness of her voice hid it. “My horse threw a shoe just outside of Crossroads,” she paused, moving her body carefully toward focusing on Matthews, “so I sent my party ahead, telling them I would catch up shortly. Little did I know the harvest meant the forge was cold and everyone was in the fields.”

Nigel was aghast. “You walked all the way here from the Crossroads?” Crossroads was an hour pushing on horseback, an hour and a half fast march.

“It’s not like I could ride Cotton,” she snapped, at last addressing him directly. The men watched as the veil pulled in toward her mouth, before she continued at a lower volume, her shoulders twisted, blocking Nigel out of the conversation. “You understand, your Grace, the road is paved the whole way, I would never abuse my animal thusly.”

“Admirable.” The Duke pulled at his calvary boots, indicating his understanding of how horses should be treated. “But I am surprised no one was here to greet you.”

“We are on a firm deadline, what with the marriage next week. The caravan leader rightly continued to push the carts ladened with the bridal gift as far as they could before stopping for the night. I should easily catch up with them as they climb the gap.”

“That is the truth,” Nigel said, trying to insert himself back into her notice, “carts are slow going up the mountain.”

“We also are traveling that way on the morrow. We could stay with you until meet with them,” the older man offered.

She laid her hand upon her chest. “Oh no, your Grace. I could not accept. The innkeep assured me that the forge here was just banked for the night and the blacksmith will take care of the reshoeing first thing in the morning,” she paused, “or whenever he recovered from tonight’s hangover enough to handle the banging. I could not ask you to wait.”

“No, no. I insist—”

Knocking on the Back Room door, quickly followed by a bevy of boys entering, their heights in staircase steps, looking remarkably like the Innkeeper except for the smallest, whose blond curls peaked over the towels he carried. The oldest bowed first to Nigel, then the Duke, and finally the female merchant. “Mistress, your bath water.”

“That was fast,” her voice laced with approval.

“We always have water heating for dishes.” The youth turned to his younger brothers. “Mag, close the window, Billy and Cruz lay out the towels so the water won’t splash.” He took the two pails of water from the younger boys had been carrying. “Mik, the bath.” The second smallest carefully placed a broad pottery bowl down and pushed it toward the Zeriff’s skirts, who lifted them at the knees, raising the muddy hems to reveal calvary boots similar to the ones both of the men wore, though much worse for wear than their shiny leather.

One of the pails filled the foot bath. “We will leave the pail if you need more water, and one to empty the water in when done. Here are the salts and herbs you asked for, and extra towels and bandages.”

“Bandages?” Nigel muttered, frowning. “Fuck.” He breathed. She had walked five miles in calvary boots, meant for riding, not walking.

As the boys began to leave, the Innkeeper returned. “Your Excellencies, your meals are coming out of the fire now. Is there anything else you need, mistress? Food, wine? I had the saddlebags taken upstairs.”

“No, no food, although some mulled wine would do me good. And I do apologize, Mr. Keeper, but now that I have had a chance to sit, I realize there is no way I will make it up those stairs tonight. Could you bring them down here? I can just sleep in the Back Room.”

“Mistress!” the man protested.

“I’ve slept in far worse conditions, I assure you.”

“Of course.” The innkeeper froze a moment, before turning to Matthews, “With your Grace’s permission, of course.”

“When we are done tonight and retire to our rooms, Mistress Zeriff’shaZeriff is welcome to use the Back for her rest.”

(words 1,300; first published 2/9/2025)

The Back Room series

  1. The Back Room (1/19/2025)
  2. The Back Room Part 2 (2/2/2025)
  3. The Back Room Part 3 (2/9/2025)

Blogging Schedule

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Welcome to all the new readers. Hope you are enjoying reading my Erin Penn’s Second Base blog. This is the fifth Thursday, where instead of pointing you at other people’s blogs, I write one of my own.

I am thinking it is time to circle around and let people know what the blogging schedule is, since it has been a while. I publish something three days a week: Sunday, Tuesday, and Thursday. I prep most of them in advance because life never stays still.

Sunday posts are flashes. I aim to have the first two weeks be expansions on existing flash storylines, the third week is a text flash, and the fourth a visual flash. Weeks with a fifth Sunday get a long 2,000 word flash. Normally flashes vary between 50 and 1,000 words.

Text flashes I write either from text prompts or an idea I had. Visual flashes I use a picture as a prompt; for example, if the picture has a red chair, a red chair is likely to be in the story. For the text prompts I try and find a good picture to go with the story after the story is written. I wrote a blog in 2016 providing a little more detail about text and visual flashes. You can find it HERE.

Tuesday posts are a mix, cycling once a month through: book reviews, editing rants, book reviews on series, and bookquotes (little music videos I made for TikTok with a book quote). And every fifth Tuesday in a month I post about non-writing projects I have been working on, usually arts like embroidery or making memes.

What are the editing rants? Well, those kind-of happen in the middle of the night and I post them to a writer’s group on Facebook. When I working on an editing project and find something that just leaves me speechless, sometimes I just got to scream into the world before moving on. Facebook works good for this. The writers’ group tells me they love it because it demystifies editing to them. I clean some of these explosions up and post them here. I hope they are entertaining and informative.

Thursday posts are blogs of internet materials (plus a writing exercise): writing exercises, memes on writing and editing, Geeking Science (because – wow, the world is AMAZING!), other blogs that I found interesting, and the fifth Thursday a blog post of my own making. Like today.

So that is the blogging schedule: a story on Sunday, book-review and editing-related blogs on Tuesday, and cool other blogs on Thursday.

In addition to the website-blog, I have a Facebook page. If you would like to have access to my Facebook page, you can like it HERE. The website includes a cross-references of characters appearing in multiple flashes and published works. And please review my published works available for sale through Amazon.

Thanks for reading and have a great Thursday!