Book Review: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to P-Con

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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to P-Con! (Anthology)

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A funny thing happened on the way to P-Con: What do you get when science fiction and fantasy collide with convention chaos? A collection as unpredictable—and as fun—as the P-Con convention itself. The stories in this anthology support the operation of the P-Con Science Fiction & Fantasy annual convention. Purchases of this Kindle or Paperback go directly to the operating fund.

Inside these pages you’ll find:

  • A writer isekai’d into a world built from the very tropes he pens.
  • Superheroes (registered and unregistered) braving the most dangerous gauntlet of all: Texas’ Interstate 35.
  • Prophecies delivered over breakfast at Waffle House.
  • And road trips all the way: alien invasions, bumbling investigators, and mysteries that may never be untangled.

And yes … talking squirrels. Whether you’re a longtime fan or a newcomer to the weird, wonderful spirit of P-Con, or science fiction and fantasy, these stories will make you laugh, cheer, and maybe wonder what’s really lurking behind the dealer’s table. Come for the convention. Stay for the chaos. And enjoy the ride along the way!

 

MY REVIEW

Full Disclosure – I wrote one of the stories in this anthology, so I might go a little nice, especially since I am at the con right now with all the people who wrote this charity anthology. But, well, I still loved it a lot. A fun theme, driving to the con, and handled differently by everyone. I loved the storms everyone hit; is it the same storm? (BTW – the storms were not listed as part of the theme, but if you have ever driven any time in the Texas, … yeah … storms out of nowhere.)

The best two stories are absurdist and farcical, but I think they best captured the lore and joy that is P-Con: #3 Waffle Master and #4 Tanks for the Pies. Now onward to short-one(ish) sentence reviews of the nine short stories, well seven short stories (10-20 pages) and two novelettes of over 50 pages each.

1. What a Way to GOH by Robert E. Hampson – Portal fantasy. I think it ran a little long, but villains are going to monolog. Exploration of tropes. Not my favorite story of the lot but I understand the reasons it is first. (One of the two long stories.)

2. Fear and Loathing on the Way to P-Con by Greg Radabaugh – Satire super spy alien abduction thriller.

3. Prophecy of the Waffle Master by Wally Waltner – Absurdist Urban Fantasy capturing a P-Con tradition in a single golden syrup moment. Best of the stories.

4, Tanks for the Pies by Lizz Yarbrough – First day of con fever fantasy crossed with friend shenanigans. Squirrels, pies, Lizz, and a tank – the world is not safe. Second best (and very close to the best) story.

5. The Story She Left Behind by Sandra L. Medlock – Ghost story wish-fulfillment of quiet voices getting their stories told.

6. The Scenic Route to Nuts by C.V. Walter – Light anime-touched science-fiction. Always help the strays.

7. Aliens among Us by Jesse M. Slater – Science Fiction about being out of place, sometimes the world is hostile, and sometimes you are exactly where you should be with those you love at your side.

8. A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to P-Con or did it? by Stephen Patrick and David Rike – A comedic interlude of fools; a farce in the manner of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum. Not to my taste.

9. Teamup Road Trip by Erin Penn – Well, this one is mine. Superheroes driving from point A to point B, with some unexpected stops. I love the blurb the editor created for it “Superheroes braving the most dangerous gauntlet of all: Interstate 35.” (Second of the two long stories.)

Flash: Incoming

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“So have you got for me today.”

At the crack of the simulant can, Deborah glanced over her shoulder. “Oh, hey Brent. Hop onto station 2, Sandy is running late, morning sickness you know. I’m staying until she can get here.”

After slamming back his second can of the day, Brent eased into the station’s traffic control seat indicated, ignoring the other two empty stations. The monitoring implants registered his biometrics, checking him as fit for duty before recording him on the clock. “Hopefully she didn’t get any on her uniform this time. Yesterday, I got to smell vomit all shift. Speaking of shift, where is Karl?”

“Hot date.” Deborah’s voice dripped angry sarcasm.

Two words slipped out which Brent hoped wouldn’t put him in front of a review board. “Which ship this time?”

Bounty’s Towel out of Gamma Oorts sector. Using the emergency dock on level three.”

“If he wasn’t Black Clock party…”

“Or the son of an ‘elected’ councilman.” Deborah agreed. “Aside from that, I can’t deny he actually knows how to be a controller, unlike the last party hack.”

Her voice changed to sweetness and clarity. “Welcome to Pluto Station AC8647, please verify ship’s name and captain.” After a short pause she added, “Why yes, we put all ships under guns, even those coming from Alpha Centauri.”

“Yes, even coming from Earth. Standard procedure while we are under war footing.”

“Yes, we are under war footing with the Meridians.”

“Yes, the war was won forty years ago, but their ships do not have FTL capability or communications.”

“Thank you, I will pass on your suggestions of where to put the missiles to the Homeworld Defense Council. Attached is the Warehouse docking instructions package. You will be looking for Romeo 147. Please confirm you see the beacon. … Thank you.”

While she dealt with the difficult ship, Brent cleared the three waiting automated mining ships to release their Oorts cloud materials into the inner system freight runners. One had been waiting for over an hour.

A quick check showed Karl left his seat nine-eight minutes ago. Technically, they were to have minimum shifts of three so someone could take a piss break and keep the required two people in Control at all time. Four people for heavy traffic times…or war footing. Shifts were to be six hours long, four shifts for the Earth twenty-four-hour clock all orbital stations maintained, three days on, one day off, absolutely no double or back-to-back shifts. Including bodies for sick leave and vacation and supervision, Pluto’s Traffic Control orbital station should have thirty trained controllers. They had five.

Earth had stopped sending specialists outward during the war and never restarted. Having the population drop from fourteen billion to one and an eighth billion because of kinetic bombardment impacted their outmigration policies.

“Sorry about that,” Deborah said, her voice no longer customer service modulated. “And thanks for clearing the backlog. The emergency dock on level four is still under repair, they say four hours.”

“They have been saying four hours since Tuesday.” Brent growled. Level one didn’t have one, as that is the big-wig level and the designers didn’t want to risk a bad emergency docking there. The level two dock was officially for diplomats but actually held the stationmaster’s personal yacht for “necessary repairs” going on fourteen months so he wouldn’t have to pay berth fees. Something every single one of the hereditary politicians exiled to Pluto to wait out an embarrassment learned to do. Which left levels three and four, presently taken up by Karl’s smuggling operations and a bad seal that none of their printers could reproduce.

And Repairs and Maintenance couldn’t just repurpose a seal from the other twelve docking ports, three per level, as four of them were also missing the essential air seal. Earth not only stopped shipping out specialists, they had also stopped shipping out replacement parts, though they sure as Sol shines accepted incoming raw materials.

“Six ships are in dock, nineteen are working the warehouse area. We have four passenger FTL ship beacons incoming in the next two hours.” She shoved the schedules to his screen.

“I see two docked ships are scheduled to depart, giving us room for the incoming but that will fill us up. How on schedule are they?”

“The Beowolf runner, Smelling like a Rose in Space, says they are on schedule.”

“Good,” Brent grunted.

“And Casa de Mañana out of the Asteroid sector Tango has assured me they are also on schedule to depart on time…in three, maybe four hours max.”

Brent pinched his nose. “Vago Bover still captain?”

“Yep.”

“So six hours if we are lucky. Any of the other ships having a chance in hell leaving early?”

“Already checked, and no.”

“Any chance one of the passenger ship’s are actually high value freight on fast shipment?”

“No.”

“Bypass us to go directly to Earth.”

“Also no.”

“Karl’s friend?”

“Needs refueling, so four hours minimum.”

“R&M miraculously get the parts they needed and repaired one of the other docks?”

“Lysander turned in his notice to take a slot on Moonbeam Lunacy when it arrives tomorrow.”

“That will leave us just Raymond and Pinnick.”

“Raymond is in the hospital until they can regrow him a liver.”

“Of course.”

An alarm beeped in their implants, returning their full attention to their stations. “I got the passenger ship.” Deborah chimed in.

Brent was happy to leave the high stress people to her. Registering the Beowolf ship flight plan only took a moment, letting him focus on juggling the snare happening in the warehouse section as the Alpha Centauri ship had not in fact followed the Romeo beacon. He pinged the arguing ships with the missile lock since they weren’t allowing him to get a word in edgewise. No need for them to know only two guns and one missile tube were operational, or even had ammo.

“That is not regulation.” His co-seat teased.

“Like you haven’t done it.”

“Not in nine hours.”

“That has to be a record.”

Deborah and Brent paused their banter as the passenger ship kissed airlocks. The refueling, reairing, and purging teams climbed over the ship like ants while the passengers from another star system unloaded to escape the tin can and stale air they had been locked into for weeks as their FTL ship ate the space between stars, into a slightly larger tin can and slightly staler air of the station. They watched each person’s biosignal flying outside gravity and air like the Man on the Moon watched Earth. They hadn’t lost a Dutchman in the last three years, despite each of them pulling at least a twelve-hour shift every single day during that time baring illness. It was a streak the entire control crew protected, because it protected their people.

When the last one buzzed back inside the station skin, they exhaled. Deborah checked her incoming messages through a complicated message of connections. The software providing direct communication into the controlling area had degraded over the years; any patching done was concentrated on communication between the controller’s suite and the traffic. Communicating, even with their implants, was a chore requiring four or five steps. Going in person was easier for most tasks, if they could leave their seats.

“Sandy threw up again.”

“Can Wynn cover?” Brent asked.

“It’s okay, I got this.” Deborah activated their bypass for her to cover a third shift regulation six-hour shift. “I’ll let my partners know and tell Sandy to take the time she needs.”

“Girl….” Brent sighed in exasperation and exhaustion.

“Boy….” She returned in the same exact tone.

They both knew their options were limited. The protest was merely performance. There were three more ships arriving and they only had two docks.

Good Housekeeping, the last to arrive, did not like waiting but they did have enough air to wait out the Mañana’s departure, only five hours behind schedule. The Towel pulled out only thirty minutes later, having officially never unloaded a single item or person to go through customs.

“Thank you, thank you, thank you.” Sandy gushed as she rushed in at mid-shift, slipping into station 3. “I can’t believe how hard it is to keep food down while I am this hungry.”

Yawning, Deborah stood once Sandy’s biometrics recorded present. “I’m going to the schoolhouse to see if there is any chance of getting an intern out of this or next year’s crop.”

“Last I heard they were pushing all math-inclined into R&D,” Sandy said, getting in the know why setting up her baby for daycare.

Brent snorted. “Hands-on math for the R&D crowd, pencil-pushers for our crowd. We should go in person and interview them.”

“Not you,” Deborah said. “You’ll scare them. Maybe me and Karl.”

“Karl?” The two on-shift controllers turned toward her.

“He is slimy, yes,” Deborah said, “But he knows how to present.”

Brent pinched his nose. “I hate him.”

“But, if you didn’t know him….” Deborah trailed off.

“I would buy whatever he sells, damn him to Jupiter’s gravity well.” Brent admitted, having fallen for Karl’s tricks during his first month as party spy, even while knowing he had been a party spy. “The kids won’t have a chance.”

“Except, unlike the normal timepiece,” she used the term they used internally for the party’s department watcher, “he understands this job and knows its needs and nearly cares about it, if only for the money and connections it brings. He won’t sell the job to people who won’t be a good fit just to get bodies in the door.”

Sandy and Brent exchanged looks. They normally worked together. Deborah pulled the timepiece partner because she could usually cover for two when the timepiece was completely useless, and had never slugged one like both Brent and Sandy had done, more than once. “What about Wynn?” Sandy asked.

“They just got married.” Deborah responded. A raft of other information flashed between them without saying a word. Wynn, while they had made it six years in the booth fresh out of school, had a dream. They would be emigrating to one of the colony worlds as soon as their new family unit received final approval.

The entire Pluto base was a skeleton crew stripped of all meat and nothing feed into it. The inner and outer system had been filled with the pressure of Earth’s excess population for three hundred years of settling, exploding outward, yet still having a population growing faster than people could jump out of the gravity well. Colony ships running out to the Earth-like worlds or at least to stars where new stations could be built. Until the Meridians and their extermination war.

For sixty years, since the bombardment, only vacuum remained instead of full steam ahead.

The two on-duty turned to the boards when the internal alarm went off.

Deborah jumped too and returned to her seat. All three stopped breathing and their hands moved faster than the last Dutchman incident.

Karl ran in the door, “What the hell is a Zula warning and why can’t I turn it off?” Two seconds later Wynn pushed him out of the way and jumped into the dusty fourth station, bringing it up, ignoring the five missing lights scavenged to keep the primary stations working.

Deborah shoved the Zulu file to Karl’s implant.

“Meridians?” His olive complexion blanched. “But…but…we won.”

“They don’t have faster-than-light communication.” Wynn reminded him. “They might not know that.”

“Or they might take exception to it.” Brent growled before ordering Karl to “Get Peggy up here now.”

“Peggy?”

“The stationmaster’s assistant.” Deborah filled in, “It’s coming in high, off platter.”

“Thanks, found them, five ships passing the first Tripwire—and there it goes. Nice explosion,” said Wynn. “I’ll say they are still hostiles.”

“Timepiece, we need Peggy here now, and I guess we should officially tell the stationmaster too, for all the good he will be.” Sandy spun her chair around to face Karl. “You, go get Peggy, extract anyone else you think has a functioning brain.”

“What do I say?” Karl struggled, his attention divided between the four controllers.

“Just tell Peggy Zulu, please.” Deborah said.

He left.

Once assured they were alone, Deborah reported, “I got two planet bombardment ships, one support repair ship, one buzz-swarm, and an infantry transport.”

“Confirm profiles.” Brent said.

“Confirm energy signatures.” Sandy said.

“Working on damage report.” Wynn said. “They’ve been in the dark for a long-time. Some things have had to have broken.”

“One can only hope.” Deborah said.

(words 2,089; first published 5/31/2026)

 

Other Cool Blogs: Alyssa Matesic – Unputdownable

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For the Editing Rant this month I talked about chapter endings and the need to make your book unputdownable, but not do it in a cheesy or predictable way. Don’t let the tension out of the roller coaster with a crisp, complete ending when the chapter finishes. (Chapter Ending Questions 5/12/2026)

A great vlog to follow for developmental editing advise is Alyssa Matestic. Two of her vlogs specifically talk about this essence of storytelling.

The first is “This Simple Trick Will Make Your Novel Unputdownable” (https://youtu.be/8ir5S0Nb_f4?si=a4w9vT1rNX8BEOhk) – the video is embedded below.

The core of it is “A Simple Three-Step Process to Keep Readers READING” (the woman is wonderful at distilling her advice to three core steps for each of the 5-10 minute videos, giving you a break to practice what she has taught before diving into the next one).

  1. Ensure every chapter is substantive on its own – Each chapter has weight, a beginning, middle, and end arc.
  2. Identify the lingering point of tension.
  3. Revise the final lines of the chapter based on Five Tactical Ways to Raise Suspense – (a) Ask a Question – This doesn’t have to be an actual written question, but a question left in the readers mind; (b) Create an Obstacle; (c) Drop a Bomb (etc. – you should watch the video below)

The second of her videos I would like to recommend is “This Psychological Trick Will Change How You Write Forever” (https://youtu.be/6p4_JKpshoc?si=r1IQLKysSDlURPFD) – this video is embedded below.

This video is about the Zeigarnik Effect, where unfinished business is more memorable. This isn’t a cliffhanger, just lack of closure – a door cracked open. Truly a way to make your book unputdownable.

As before, she creates a clear outline of three things to follow (and even inserts breaks into the video so you can jump to the points you are most interested in). (1) Build up to an event; (2) Revise your chapter endings – (a) Is there a question lingering or (b) Is there a sense of anticipation or unease; and (3) …. well, this is a recommendation for another cool blog, not a recap of other people’s work. Enjoy the video below or directly on YouTube.

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Flash: Monsters in the School

State Sign

(Writer’s Group prompt of use an actual place for inspiration. Please note that no evidence of POW deaths is related in the records to the Hofmann forest. Liberty was taken for this story. Any relation to people living or dead is co-incidental. This is a work of fiction.)

Arriving at the Sneads Ferry High School, just off of Dixon, Kiara sat on one of the concrete benches outside to put on her sneakers before heading inside for college testing. Within moments the shadows of the long, covered walk between the drop-off line and the entrance were eclipsed by bodies. She looked up to discover Mandy in front of her with her boyfriend Chuck at her shoulder, with them were Tim and Granger.

“S’up?” she asked, setting her sneakers aside. Kiara glanced at the high school entrance to see who the school had hired for the special Saturday duty. Ken Baumgardner stood guard at the door; the white police officer made eye contact with her, then lowered his hat and leaned in the doorway in a way which blocked the camera lines. No help there. Standing, leaving her book bag and her sneakers on the bench, the seventeen-year-old Black girl backed onto the grass.

“What are you doing here?” Mandy asked, “School’s closed.”

“ACTs.” Kiara responded, looking around for any other aid. She had walked all the way over from High Ridge, leaving way early to make sure she didn’t miss the testing since both her parents were working this weekend and had taken the cars. “I’m going to take the ACTs.” The way early seems to be too early. No one else was being dropped off yet.

“You don’t be needing that.” Mandy said.

Kiara chuckled, hoping to break the hateful pall they were emitting. She grew up with most of them, except Granger whose dad worked at the nearby base. Heck, her father and Mandy’s mom shared a last name, as black and white families often did in North Carolina, when one family owned the other at one point and neither family were of a mind to move away from where they had set down their roots. Making eye contact with each, she said, “Sure will, if I am going to get into a good college.”  Only Timmy broke eye contact. The others stared with anger.

Chuck spat on the concrete walk, leaving a tobacco stain. The coach wouldn’t be happy to learn he was pinching. “Stealing scholarships from white folk with your DEI reversal dis-crime-ination.”

“Yeah.” Granger added. “Like your brother.” He and Tim started circling opposite sides around the bench. Kiara took a step back for each slow step forward they took.

Only J-J had gone onto college, her other two brothers had gone into the trades. He had gotten a full ride, but that had been a sports, not academic scholarship. Like everyone in her family, Kiara hid her smarts, keeping to the middle of the grades as best she could.

“Well, I am not trying to get a scholarship. Just have to take this to apply to Appalachian State U. Honest.” She held up her hands toward them.

“Girls don’t need to go to college.” Mandy put her arm through Chuck’s and leaned on his shoulder. “Just get yourself a man. No need to take a seat away from guys.”

With Mandy tying up Chuck, the explosive running back for the Bulldogs, Kiara took off running across the grassy lawn in front of the school the beads in her hair clacking behind her. If she could get to the treeline leading into the Hofmann Forest which the school backed against, all she would need to do is hide there until other kids start unloading.

Chuck was a short speed runner and Tim did hurdles for track. Granger, though, was a long-distant runner and Kiara had already walked three miles to get to school. He yanked her down by her hair just inside the trees, sending beads flying, and punched her once, straddling her and raising his fist to hit her again, pausing a second as his social programming kicked in against hitting a girl.

“Do it,” panted Mandy as she caught up. “Teach this bitch not to steal from her betters.”

He pounded her three more punches, before standing and kicking her once in the stomach with his boots. “Don’t make me run again.” Cuts ran red where his new class ring had broken her skin.

The morning mist, not yet burned off in the June morning under the trees, cooled lungs as Kiara coughed blood, spitting leaves and loam inhaled as she sucked oxygen back into her body.

The mist thickened, and Kiara felt a different anger from the soil dugged into her knees and elbows. Shorts and a t-shirt offered little protection from being tackled to the ground. She panicked momentarily. She shouldn’t feel that anger, that connection to the soil. Not outside the coven circle.

Her beads!

“Nigger, taking what belongs to us.” Mandy kicked Kiara in the hands wrapped around her middle to protect her abused stomach. “Black trash.” She kicked Kiara again.

The ground groaned low.

Hofmann whispered in Kiara’s ears. Slaves who died cutting lumber in the forest, who bled harvesting the tobacco fields clear to build the school. But they were old, old voices, faded with time. Stronger were the German and Italian voices of the POWs held on US soil during World War Two.

North Carolinian business men knew what to do with free labor no one would come looking for. Thousands of interned soldiers found their way into the farms and lumber mills, filling slots left by the freeing of slaves eighty years before their capture in North African campaigns. The south does like taking free labor from Africa, no matter the skin color.

Her blood, blessed by the Loa under full and new moons since her mother had introduced her to the secrets, fell to angry soil, feeding it without the beads to contain her powers.

“Run.” Kiara whispered.

“What’s that, Black girl?” Mandy kicked her hard enough to roll Kiara onto her back. “Run? Don’t worry. You won’t need to run ever again.” She kicked her another time, rolling Kiara face down into the dirt.

“Mandy…” Tim said.

“Scared Timmy?” Mandy teased. “It’s time to take out this trash. Just another Black girl disappearing one summer afternoon. Didn’t you see the news? North Carolina has half of the missing black girls in the nation this year. No one will notice one more.”

Granger pounded his hands together. Kiara’s blood transferring from his right ring to his left palm. “Now we are talking. Wait ‘til I tell my dad I got my first kill.”

“Hold on.” Tim backed into a tree. “This is wrong.” He locked eyes with Chuck, the leader of the group, who shrugged like “what are you going to do? teenagers do shenanigans.”

Then the star running back snapped open a knife he always carried. “You can help, or you can be a pussy. But you are going to stay quiet.”

Tim nodded his head rapidly, the golden rays cutting through the branches of the ill-fated forest zig-sagging across his face. Mist rivaling low clouds swirled at his feet.

The forest woke. Indian battleground, slave land, a secret pit grave where Axis soldiers had been tossed responded to the necromancer blood soaking the loam.

Tim, fighting it every step of the way, swallowed when his eyes crawled back to meet Kiara’s brown eyes with just a touch of green, so like Mandy’s.

While the others had been concentrating on Timmy, Kiara had raised onto her battered hands and knees. Her cut face turned up, dripping blood, and she mouthed to him, “Run.”

Inside his brain, the word echoed in a thousand languages. American Southern, Lumbee, Seventeenth Century English, Hattian, German – Run. Run away. Don’t look back. Run.

His eyes dilated. His color blanched to ghost white.

Ghost hands lifted her to standing.

Tim ran.

The three others of the mob swung back to look at her.

Seeing their victim standing, Mandy rushed forward to push her back down. Granger closed on one side and Chuck on the other, playing his knife back and forth. “Time to die,” he said.

“I couldn’t agree more,” Kiara said in a voice not her own.

Skeletal remains burst through the ground, clacking and clicking into place, slurping from the mud, thudding dropping dirt to the ground, vegetation burned the nostrils with scents of mold and moss from the freshly churned soil.

Behind Ted, running as though his life depended on it, the screams started, like teenage high-jinks to startle people at Halloween…or people being torn apart.

Kiara rested against a tree. “Danke,” she thanked the German officer who had been supervising when some timber fell the wrong direction. Struggling with her one year of high school German, after checking he wasn’t bilingual in French or English, he asked that he pulled the bones into the pit with his group so they wouldn’t stand out if someone came looking for new bones in the ground. Scratching through her memory, past her pain, she wiped her face for blood, then applied the sacrifice to the tree, asking the appropriate Loa to heal the area of all evidence, restoring the ground to health. Stumbling out, she found an Italian zombie carrying her beads. The boy had to have been only sixteen when he had died.

He spoke, or at least understood, English.

“You are very kind to have collected these for me.” Kiara bruised lips split as she talked, giving the boy strength and clarity as more of her blood leaked out of her skin. Never in her life has she spilled this much blood uncontrolled by bowl or goblet. “I hate to ask more of you, but if you could, see that those three spirits are sent on their way. I don’t want them hanging around here. The forest has dealt with enough.”

He nodded and shrugged, indicating he would try, but couldn’t promise anything. The other spirits were more vengeful than he, and both Chuck and Mandy descended from people in Oslow county who cracked whips against those who were not allowed to fight back. The spirit-infused body reached out a hand to cup her check and passed back much of the energy it had absorbed. Cuts sealed, raised bruised stopped swelling, the rib rasping with every breath disappeared from the list of offenses her body was keeping track of.

The spirit disappeared, soil falling off of her and him and merging back into the sport fields around the High School, leaving her clothes wrinkled but clean. She limbed slowly back to the school where streams of students talked, walking into the school for testing. Beside her shoes and bags stood Tim, rocking from foot-to-foot, the whites of his eyes getting rounder the closer she got.

Kiara sat down on the bench, wincing as she bent over, to put on the sneakers so she could go indoors. The beads dug into her hip as she changed feet. The noisiness of the world faded without her feet connected to the ground, but she didn’t have time or energy to return the beads to her hair and still have any chance with passing the ACTs.

Tim stayed frozen like a prey before a predator.

Standing, Kiara shouldered her bag. “You are going to stay quiet,” she said softly.

He nodded.

“Say it.” She lifted a finger to the middle of his forehead.

“Not a word, ever. I swear.”

“Are you here for the testing too?”

“Nah, we just wanted to mess with some of the ni—” he stopped himself mid-word.

She dropped her finger to his lips. “Do better.”

He nodded again.

(words 1,916; first published 5/25/2026)

Ordinary Monsters series

One) Monsters in the closet (5/10/2026)
Two) Monsters in the school (5/24/2026)
Three) Monsters in the Restaurant (6/28/2026)
Four) Monsters at the Church (7/5/2026)
Five) Monster in the Club (TBD)