Book Review: Legends & Lattes

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Legends & Lattes by Travis Baldree

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After a lifetime of bounties and bloodshed, Viv is hanging up her sword for the last time.

The battle-weary orc aims to start fresh, opening the first ever coffee shop in the city of Thune. But old and new rivals stand in the way of success ― not to mention the fact that no one has the faintest idea what coffee actually is.

If Viv wants to put the blade behind her and make her plans a reality, she won’t be able to go it alone.

But the true rewards of the uncharted path are the travelers you meet along the way. And whether drawn together by ancient magic, flaky pastry, or a freshly brewed cup, they may become partners, family, and something deeper than she ever could have dreamed.

“Take a break from epic battles and saving the world. Legends & Lattes is a low-stakes fantasy that delivers exactly what’s advertised: a wholesome, cozy novel that feels like a warm hug. This is my new comfort read.”Genevieve Gornichec, author of The Witch’s Heart

 

MY REVIEW

After years of High Fantasy, I wasn’t sure what to expect of a cozy fantasy. Could orcs and thieves, magicians and dire-cats produce the same feeling as a cozy mystery? The want to curl into a cup of tea and a blanket and read about a low stakes situation and just vibe with the characters?

Yes, you can do exactly that with Legends and Lattes, although you might want a cup of coffee instead of tea.

Instead of saving the world from an apocalypse, a country from an invading army, or the universe from an eldritch horror incursion, we have a retiring orc adventurer setting up a coffee shop, making permanent friends and business connections, aligning commodity purchases, and figuring out a menu.

For spicy rating … it is as sweet as the cinnamon rolls that the coffee shop serves with a single kiss. (Though the one-bed trope does come into play.)

Be ready for a soft kitty with danger mitts, a chess cryptic player, and a bard from a mason background.

Checked out through a local library; read for a book club.

[BONUS POINTS – Romantic interest (1) always initiated by employee; (2) didn’t kiss until AFTER becoming co-owners. This – THIS! – is how you do employer-employee romances without power disparity.]

Flash: Monster at the Church

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Haze hung over the broken black bones of the building, a noxious smell of wood and paint and gasoline. Tim dropped his bike beside the standing white sign declaring what the Sunday sermon would have been for the Second Baptist Church of Sneads Ferry tomorrow and approached where the congregation members sorted through the debris. Several shot dark, distrustful looks his way.

His light skin stood in direct contrast to most of theirs. The few white members were well known to the majority, having married in and been part of the church community for years. Those faces had streaks of soot.

Anger bubbled in his stomach, churning the breakfast he had eaten after working the morning window at his fast food job. Today, he had a split shift with morning and evening, giving him four hours to discover what Mr. Henderson had meant last night at the club. He had been right, the news covered it. It had cycled several times on the big television set up in the restaurant. Although the youth minister had been wrong about what the top story of the day would be. Judge Everett dying of a heart attack knocked this down to second place. White death always beats Black disaster. Even it if is a singular ninety-year old natural death.

“Timmy, what are you doing here?” Kiara asked. “You are going to get into trouble.”

He looked down at her, getting angrier at the shortness of her curls framing her face, realizing for the first time how much taller than her he was. His hurdler legs kept growing and he was basically all arms and legs at age seventeen. “I decided I don’t care anymore. How can I help?”

Her small laugh hurt his soul. “Got a dumpster on speed dial?”

“Actually…” Vinny had assigned Tim to deal with the vendors as part of his training to become a shift manager. “Let me see.” He pulled his phone from his shoulder bag.

A confused look crossed over Kiara’s face as he talked to someone in a broken mix of high school Spanish and English. Two adults closed on them. One looked like an older version of Kiara, only with full braids and beads clacking as she walked. The other a middle-age man with a belly but wide shoulders and taller than Tim, black and white sprinkled his tight curls.

Tim pulled the phone away from his mouth to ask, “He is willing to deliver and pick it back up for half price, if the dumpster can be picked up tomorrow by four p.m. so he can get it to his customer on Monday. He can get it here within an hour.”

“How much?” Kiara’s mother asked.

Tim recited the price he had been quoted. “Someone official will need to sign the contract when he drops it off.”

The man nodded down at the woman. “We can cover the cost if the church can’t,” he rumbled.

“Do it,” she told Tim before turning back to the man. “Nat, let the pastor know and get an area cleared.”

Nat wiped a soot streak on the side of the woman’s face, then kissed the cleaned area before walking off.

When Tim finished the call, giving the address for the delivery, he dropped the phone back into his bag.

“So, this is your White boy,” the woman said to Kiara.

“Mom,” Kiara rolled her eyes. “He isn’t my White boy.”

“You saved him, you got a responsibility.” The woman stated firmly before extending her hand out to Tim. “Beca Dixon.”

“Tim Boyd.” He shook her hand, then waved at the shell which should have been filled with music and laughter tomorrow. “Sorry about this.”

“Did you do it?” Beca asked point blank, her voice hard.

“No, but I know who did.”

“Going to report them to the police?”

He hemmed and hawed a moment. “That would not be effective.”

“Then why are you here?” Kiara shot at him like an accusation.

“To be as effective as I can.”

“Well, you can—” Kiara stopped midword, when her mother put a hand on her shoulder.

“He is still a child, like you, and he is sticking his neck way out just being here.”

Kiara black eyes flicked from her mother to Tim and back to her mother. “Fine.”

“What can I do to help?” Tim asked again.

“Once we got the dumpster,” Beca nodded to the people moving their cars, some of them driving off, likely to get demolition tools, “we will need help loading it up quick.”

“Would the youth group from First Baptist be helpful?”

“Do you think you can get them here?” Beca cocked her head, sending beads clicking.

“In a heartbeat.” He started pawing through his bag to dig out his phone again which was not exactly where it had just dumped it randomly. “Most of us listened to our Sunday School lessons.” Holding his phone triumphally, he paused, “Speaking of lessons, um, Kiara, I…”

“Spit it out,” the teenager snapped.

“That thing, you did, um, I might have done…something…like it last night.”

Kiara blinked twice, then studied his face. “Really?” She drew out the word, half-way between disbelieving and consideration.

Beca snapped her fingers to get their attention. “This can wait.” She pointed to where Nat was walking back with a younger, slimer man who wore a shroud of authority even while in soot-covered overalls and wearing large muddy gloves and boots. “That isn’t something which should be discussed on these grounds, but we will discuss it as soon as possible. In the meantime, start calling your youth group and see who can came by today.”

(words 944; first published 7/5/2026)

Ordinary Monsters series

One) Monsters in the closet (5/10/2026)
Two) Monsters in the school (5/24/2026)
Three) Monsters in the Restaurant (6/28/2026)
Four) Monsters at the Church (7/5/2026)
Five) Monster in the Club (TBD)

Writing Exercise: The Purchase Funnel


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“Stick Like Glue until Chapter Two” – this is what you need to sell a book now-a-days. Today’s writing assignment is an advanced one, related to the recent Unputdownable posts (see the writing exercise last month Unputdownable (6/4/2026)). If you want to write to sell, either to a publisher or a reader, you need to get the reader’s attention.

Selling books works several different ways. Word of mouth is a favorite. The person already is aware of you; we all have auto-buy authors.

But essential to all of these is the first sale, and the second, and the third. Word of mouth doesn’t happen until a sale happens. Auto-buy doesn’t happen until that first book sale happens.

Most sales are based on the Free-Look-Inside (Amazon) or Pick up the book in the book store and read the first chapter. Somehow the book needs to be Unputdownable from the very start.

The cover provides awareness of the book. The first sentence of the book needs to grab enough interest to get them to read the first paragraph. The first paragraph needs to engage enough to get a reader to scroll through the first page. The first page needs to raise enough desire to get them to read the first chapter. And the first chapter activates the action to buy the book.

As a writer, your job is to craft that first sentence, first paragraph, first page, and first chapter to sell the book. Either to a publisher or a reader (and really, if to a publisher, it will eventually be to a reader). How do you make them buy the book? How do you keep them burning with questions and interest to make that first chapter draw them through to purchase?

WRITING EXERCISE: Concentrating on your first chapter, what techniques can you use to activate the Interest-Desire-Action cycle to a purchase? What have you learned gets people interested quickly? What questions do you need to ask yourself to hone that first chapter? Share your thoughts below.

My Attempt: The first thought that pops into my head is have I started the book in the right place. Am I where things change? Second, have I defined the character enough to interest people? The trade-off of character development and plot-defining action; does my reader know the story AND the character they are signing up to take this ride with. Is the reader invested enough to invest in me?

I guess then the next thing is look at that first sentence – am I describing the grass or the snake in the grass? Look at the first paragraph, what is actually happening with it. First page, first scene, first chapter. I hate the tradeoff between story and first book sale, be there has to be a little. Later, if I get a book sold, I can back off of this front-load work, but the first book is the funnel of sentence to paragraph to page to chapter to sale. If I want to do sales.

Off to get the “Stick like glue until chapter two” in place.

More Memes for the World (Part 4)

I like to create memes. There are the writing memes and then are others. Most are book quotes, but some are political and others are just cool thoughts I wanted to put on pictures.

Previous batches can be found: Art: Political Memes (1/31/2023),  More Memes for the World (10/31/2023), More Memes for the World Part 2 (10/29/2024), C is for Content Creation (4/5/2025), U is for Utterance (4/24/2025)), More Memes for the World Part 3 (7/29/2025).

General memes

     

Book Quotes from various Books:

                                                                                                       

                                         

And a special Dungeon Crawler Carl Collection:

                                       

Flash: Monsters in the Restaurant

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“Mandatory fry steal.” A dark hand snuck into Tim’s view, where he had been dead staring while eating the free lunch that came with his job, to steal one of the golden shoestring fries. He lifted his eyes to see Kiara slipping into the plastic chair bolted on the other side of his table munching on her stolen treasure. He blinked, studying her dark face. The cuts that had streaked blood down her face had healed overnight, but he could still see the vivid blood pouring from them and hear the words “Run” whispering in the corners of his mind. Her brown eyes, with just a touch of green, so like Mandy’s met his and he broke contact, skidding from her head to her hands and over her clean jeans and button-up blouse.

“You cut your hair.”

Kiara touched her short curls, only a few inches out from her head. “I don’t want to be grabbed that way again.”

“Oh, right.” Tim dropped his eyes to his half-eaten sandwich. “Sorry. I so sorry.”

“You’re not forgiven. I liked my hair.” She knocked her knuckles against the table. “But I’m not here about that.”

“Then why are you where?” he asked as she grabbed another fry.

“To apply for a summer job, duh.” Kiara waved back to where the store’s manager was reading an application.

Tim winced. “Um, maybe not a good idea.”

“Why?” Kiara tilted her head.

For a second, Tim expected to hear beads clatter. Kiara had beads in hair since they were in kindergarten together. Not hearing the clatter was unsettling. Somewhere, deep down, where human terror lived, his core shivered and released poisonous acid out to churn his stomach at the sound’s absence. He whispered, “Well, I mean, he is in a club with my dad.”

“Oh.” Her thick lips turned down. “The one who wears sheets?”

“Yes.” He hissed back.

“Damn it. I didn’t know.” She took two fries and chewed them thoughtfully. “This is the only fast food in walking distance that has been safe. Maybe I can get James’ old moped repaired and hit up one of the places along the other highway.”

“Ain’t nothing there either,” Tim reported, tapping his phone where it laid beside the paper wrapping to check the time and then he took a big bite out of what was left of his sandwich. Talking around the food, he said, “Mandy and Granger looked. Luis, from track, asked if I wanted to help him with the landscaping business his father runs, but I’m already locked in here. With Vinny as the store manager now, and his relationship with my dad, I’m guaranteed to be shift manager before the end of the month. Maybe you could check with Luis. You like plants and shit, right?”

“Thanks, I’ll text him.” Kiara leaned back. “I still got his number from that science project.”

“The ancestry one?” He slurped down some soda. “That one was brutal.”

“Not really, Mr. D let you off the hook if you hit a dead wall, like, say, being brought over on a boat unwillingly.”

“You nig–, blacks get all the–” Tim broke off what he was about to say. “I guess that isn’t a give-me like I thought.”

“Nah. It did help that the Old Dock plantation kept really good records. Mandy and I had about seventy years given to us.” Kiara shrugged, reached for the cooling fries but stopped midway. The shoestrings were only good hot. “Mom’s side, though, that was a mess. Half of them had been sold to the Louisiana sugar plantations without records.”

“That seems…stupid? I mean, and pardon the wording, livestock lines are important.”

“Unless you just bought animals to work them to death. The sugar plantations were where you sent trouble to die. Tobacco and cotton had the breeding couples.”

“Why…” clearing his throat Tim continued, “do you even stay around here? Why not move north? It’s got to hurt to see the Docks every time you go outside of town.”

“We have family buried here. When you’ve been cut off from everything else, what little you got is important.”

Tim tapped his phone again. “Five minutes. Been nice seeing ya—”

“One other thing.” Kiara interrupted.

Blanching, Tim asked, “What?”

“What are you going to tell the po-po when they come a’knockin’?”

Timmy crushed the paper wrapper and fry sleeve together in his fists. “Police?” His voice whispered, but scraped high.

“Your friends are missing. Sure, no one is asking questions yet since it’s still the weekend and they could be hitting Myrtle Beach. But Monday or Tuesday, people will start asking where they are and where they were last seen, and you know Office Baumgardner is going to throw us under the bus once the video shows y’all chasing me into the woods.”

“What video?”

“The video, you know, the entrance and around the school.”

Timmy frowned. “There isn’t anything like that.”

Kiara rolled her eyes. “There is exactly stuff like that.”

He snorted in laughter. “Of course there isn’t, they would have caught us spraying the school when we were Juniors.”

“You are white and children from the club. Welcome to your privilege.” Shaking her head, she said, “Really, how do you survive? Anyway, Office ‘call-me-Kenny’ Bumgardner is not going to take the fall for three missing youths. So what are you going to say?”

“Um, what are you going to say?”

“That I ran into the woods behind the school and hid until I saw parents dropping kids off and then returned to the school. You were there and said, ‘next time we’ll catch you’. And then I went inside. Sounds good?”

“Right, I forgot we had talked.”

“So how should our stories line up.”

“Two minutes.” Vinny shouted.

“Be right there.” Tim shouted back. “Okay, I chased you into the woods but we couldn’t find you. Chuck and Mandy started making out like normal, so I went back to the school to wait and you came out. I said something stupid, I don’t remember, to prank you. Don’t know what happened to Granger. He was determined to find you. I had work, so I walked home because who knows how long Chuck and Mandy were going to neck. Damn, it feels wrong to lie about it.”

“Why?” Kiara looked confused. “They threatened to kill you too.”

“They were kidding.” He put the trash into the bin. “They did that all the time.”

Kiara froze a moment, before she gently touched his shoulder. “Tim, people don’t threaten people they love. They were not your friends, just people you grew up with.”

“That…” He shook his head. “Um, are…are they, okay?”

“They’re dead.” Kiara stated flatly.

“No, I mean, are they zombies or ghosts or whatever… Are they going to be angry…” He trailed off before whispering, “I had nightmares.”

“Oh, that. They have completely moved on. I went back last night and cleaned up everything and made sure they aren’t going to hang around and cause more trouble.” Kiara shouldered her purse more securely. “They are wherever they are supposed to be. No lingering pain on this plane.”

“Thirty seconds!”

“Got to go.”

Tim clocked in with two seconds to spare and washed his hands before joining Vinny at the front and letting the other worker go on their late Sunday lunch/dinner break.

“What are you doing talking to that cun…girl?” Vinny corrected himself mid-word since the other worker that day was female while Tim counted the till under the supervisor’s watchful eyes.

“We go to school together.” Tim shrugged, keeping his eyes down. “She was just asking what are the chances of getting this job.”

“What did you say?”

“That we were full up.” Tim glanced at the twenty-year-old before returning to the money count. “That okay?”

“Sounds great.” Vinny picked up the application and ripped it in half, put the pieces together and ripped it into quarters and dropped it in the trash. “Don’t need her type around here. But, word of advice from a friend, don’t go being nice to the niggers. It will get you into trouble, no matter who your daddy is.”

(words 1,361; first published 6/28/2026)

Ordinary Monsters series

One) Monsters in the closet (5/10/2026)
Two) Monsters in the school (5/24/2026)
Three) Monsters in the Restaurant (6/28/2026)