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Flash: Green Cheeks

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“Hey sweet cheeks, how are you … whoa, you look awful.” Jeffrey stared at the laptop he had moved to the kitchen for his weekly call to Amanda. He figured he could get the day’s dishes done while waiting and had nearly completed drying them before she came online nearly forty minutes late.

Blurry eyes, looking worse than her New Year’s hangover, bore through the screen from the other side of the world. Both elbows were on the home office desk, her hands holding the mug he had sent her with the gauge going down the sign with increments of “Don’t talk, Still not human, I will growl, Another cup.” No breakfast plate or bowl was in sight, per normal. After a small sip, she snarled, “Next time I go to Monaco, I am taking you.”

“What do you … oh, I take it we ‘won’ at roulette.”

“If the last five days of morning sickness is anything to go by.” She rubbed her forehead. “The kit came back positive too, and I made an appointment yesterday to get the final official opinion. It’s two weeks from now, the only time they had an opening at the same time as my schedule.”

“That sucks, the morning sickness.”

“Yes it does.” She took a sip from his gift, the slightly green cast to her cheeks remaining as she tried swallowing. “The managers didn’t like me running out of the 10 am meeting yesterday.”

“Fortunately, you are the boss, so they can suck it up.”

Amanda laughed a quick bark. “That is true. But if it keeps up, they are going to report back to the US and then all hell will break out.”

“You just tell them you are going to continue to mind their business, so that is all they need to worry about.” Jeffrey set aside the towel he had been drying with to lean over the laptop for emphasis. “I got the kid covered, so nothing else is their business. Get the dates and stuff from the doctor, and I will start working on coming and helping out.”

Amanda sipped her coffee, slowly, the green finally receding. “You shouldn’t need a visa, but work is going to be a chore. And you will need a passport too.”

“Nah, I got a passport already to visit my parents.” He smiled at the camera. “Army brat, remember? And working remotely is fine from the United States or Copenhagen, so I won’t need vacation; just get me an office with a door over there.” Jeffrey stopped and reached out to touch the screen. “I will be there for you.”

Her dark eyes softened, a crooked smile touching her lips, right before her watch started beeping. Amanda tapped it off. “Sorry for the short call today, but hugging the porcelain altar had priority.”

“Well, I appreciate the worship, Mistress Troglodyte.”

“You better,” she threatened before the screen went blank.

Words 487; first published 3/24/2019

 

The complete Red Mug series:
3/17/19 – Red Mug
3/24/19 – Green Cheeks
3/31/19 – Copenhagen Blue
4/7/19 – Clear Glass
4/14/19 – Gold Bands

Geeking Science: Grandmother Effect

Photo by Aleksandar Popovski on Unsplash (Cropped by Erin Penn)

Family Matters

Our days may come to seventy years, or eighty, if our strength endures. (Psalm 90:10)

Why do humans live past their reproductive systems? Nearly every other species continues to have the females give birth until it kills them. This maximizes population potential. Homo sapiens are fairly unique in that the females have their reproductive system turn off about the time system breakdowns will prevent viable births. Also about the time their children are having children.

The 1960s came up with the “grandmother hypothesis” after observing surviving hunting and gathering societies. Grandmothers are better at gathering and were more able to provide their children food – so those children were healthier and the children’s children were more likely to survive childhood ills. The ability to NOT have children gave an evolutionary advantage to the family, and, hence, menopause. At least that is the speculation.

Studies by Kristen Hawkes of the University of Utah done in the new millennium expand this hypothesis. She found that while a mother with one child who is good at gathering food will have a healthier child, this advantage goes away with two children. Then it is all grandmother. (The article by John Poole has a link below in the Bibliography. The article focuses on the hypothesis of how needing a larger social structure to maximize food for healthy children results in humans being social creatures from a very, very young age.)

Recently two new studies based on modern evidence came out in Current Biology. Jonathan Lambert breaks them down for NPR in “Living Near Your Grandmother Has Evolutionary Benefits.” (see the link to the article in the Bibliography).

These studies are based on the early industrial age and show how the grandmother effect continues even in more modern societies. A 30% survival rate increase between the ages of 2 to 5 when the grandmother lives with the child – nothing like expertise and wisdom. Now this bonus drops away and reverses as the grandmother passes beyond 75 and she takes more care than she gives. Death rates also spike as the grandmother passes beyond “usefulness”.

“Our days may come to seventy years, or eighty, if our strength endures.”

If you are interested in where evolution, biology, anthropology and culture meet. Dig into the full articles, and maybe hit up the Current Biology scientific studies.

 

Bibliography

Bible. Psalm 90:10.

Lambert, Jonathan. “Living Near Your Grandmother Has Evolutionary Benefits.” February 7, 2019. NPR.com – Goats and Soda. https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2019/02/07/692088371/living-near-your-grandmother-has-evolutionary-benefits (Last viewed 2/8/2019)

Poole, John. “Why Grandmothers May Hold the Key to Human Evolution.” June 7, 2018. NPR.com – Goats and Soda. https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2018/06/07/617097908/why-grandmothers-may-hold-the-key-to-human-evolution (Last viewed 2/8/2019)

Author Spotlight: Natania Barron

Character spread with Book Cover by Natania Barron

Cover artist and writer, Natania Barron recently changed up her normal style of monsters and mayhem for a private project: Rock Revival: A Music Novel. My publisher took on the literary novel, and I had the pleasure of working with Natania on it.

Why did she stray from her traditional style?

Music has been such a deep, essential part of my life for so long, and I wanted to write this book to bring to life what I felt was a plausible story — not just about music but also about the complications of living that kind of life.

For me, taking the journey with her, brought back memories of my church choir years, especially one set of incredible youth directors who lived in Nashville writing secular songs before they settled down with children. Kate Styx’s and Tom Chesley’s journey matched so many of the stories they shared with me when I hung out with the youth director’s teen daughters.

Sometimes the best excitement in the world are stories close to reality, and Ms. Barron captures the music industry well.

Her other books include Pilgrim in the Sky (2011), Wothwood (2017), and the Frost & Filigree novella series (2017-2018). If you would like to learn more about her, visit her blog at: www.nataniabarron.com.

Rock Revival can be bought through Amazon: eBook.

A-to-Z Reveal

I got called in to work on my day off, which happens a lot during the tax season, and spent the dead time thinking about what I would like to do as a challenge. A letter “A” story popped into my head (FINALLY, because I have been thinking about the A-to-Z challenge for a while now) and I  banged out the beginning. With that in hand, I knew what I wanted for the challenge.

I will be publishing short stories (over 2,000 words), not flashes, but they will be broken up into 500 word chunks, with a different story each week. Once I’m done, I will gather them up and polish them and then do something with them under the title of: “The Small Courages of Giants”.

Each story will be about someone with hidden problems like chronic illness or being neuro-atypical pushing their limits to try to accomplish the incredible and ordinary.

Flash: Red Mug

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Rating: Mature

“So, coffee?”

Jeffrey passed Amanda the red mug.

Two burning gulps later, a semblance of life entered her eyes.

“Should I just start the second cup now?” he offered, moving to take the white pod out of the coffee maker.

Resting her elbows on the sandstone-marbled countertop between them, Amanda whispered, “You are a god.”

“Not yet, but there is still time. Mocha or espresso or,” Jeffrey rubbed a hand from mid-chest to his six-pack, and hinting going lower “straight black.”

Smirking, because amusement, let alone laughing, took energy she did not have after the New Year’s party, Amanda finished the mug and pushed it back to her friend and surprise lover. “Espresso next.”

“Then, we talk.”

Amanda shook her head, leaning forward afterwards to hold the forehead. “Then mocha, then talk. Maybe.”

“How much did you drink last night?”

She waved her hand back and forth trying to erase the thought from the air. When Jeffry placed the refilled cup in front of her, she grabbed it with both hands, immediately quaffing the near boiling liquid. Jeffrey switched out the pod again for the mocha and refilled the water tank. She pushed the red mug his way a second time, and he provided the nectar of life for the third time.

This time she tasted the liquid. “Oh, god.” Miraculously, beside her hand appeared four aspirin. She tossed them back and took a snip to wash them down. “I said, you are a god, right?”

“Yep.” Jeffry poured himself a bowl of cereal and added milk, betting Amanda wasn’t up to smelling food cooking for a few more hours. This wasn’t the first time she overindulged at his New Year’s party. It was the first time they were both drunk enough to forget not to have drunk sex; she had stayed after, like she had every year since they met four years ago at a work party one Christmas and he randomly invited her over. She hated how trashed his place had been that first year, and stayed to help him pick up the debris after everyone left.

Amanda worked upper management somewhere in Europe most of the year, coming home during the holidays since the offices were closed but having no one to come back to. Her loose ends matched his pretty well for the holiday season in recent years, being an army brat and his parents and younger siblings located somewhere in Asia this deployment and his older siblings scattered throughout the world, so Amanda and he had become once-a-year friends and party crashers.

Somehow this year they started skyping outside of her holiday vacation. Why? Right, Toni had punched through a wall last year, missing her ex by a mile – but chasing the jerk off, and Amanda wondering how the remodeling and assault changes had gone.

One thing led to another and, well, here they were.

“Human yet?”

She shook her head, but it didn’t like it would fall off this time. “Troglodyte, but human may be possible by lunch. We can’t all be gods.” She pushed the red mug forward again.

“Another, or will you be vibrating?”

“Let’s do a decaf this time, something smooth, and hit your patio.”

Jeff grabbed a green pod of his favorite roast, adding a breath of his hazelnut cream when it finished perking, and passed it over.

Silently they padded barefoot to his deck. After clearing one of the mosaic tile tables of the bottles they didn’t touch the night before, because of the … distraction, they sat down to admire his mountain view, pulling their thick robes around them against the January chill. Amanda tucked her feet up onto the chair lip, stuffing the excess of the robe around them for warmth. Since the robe was Jeffrey’s, and he had about ten inches on her five foot four inches, she had plenty of cloth to work with.

He admired the snowscape, carefully not staring at his guest, though a couple other peaks called to him from where she huddled. Another dusting had fallen in the night; combined with the wind, the tracks and forts from last night’s snowball fight, everything now softly rose and fell in mounds.

“Last night,” she stated, baldly.

“Yep.”

“Great sex.”

“Yep.”

“I’ve not had anything in a year, you clean?”

“Yes.” Thinking about the last holiday season, that would mean, let’s see, Bentley from accounting. “Sorry about not using a condom.”

“I found them in your medicine cabinet this morning; they were all expired.”

“Most likely,: Jeff chuckled without amusement. “You don’t need condoms when masturbating.”

“Do that often?” She took a sip of her steaming decaf.

“Enough to keep the plumbing working.” He shrugged, settling back into the webbed chair.

“It worked well last night.”

“Yep.” He finally looked over at the brunette. “But I had some very nice inspiration.”

The blush started between the V of the robe and climbed to her ears, the joys of being white. The red path tempted him to follow it with his lips, as the plumbing reminded him it really, really liked to be used in the morning.

“Thank you.”

“So clean is good.” Jeff cleared his throat. “Leaving the next question; I am not snipped, and we didn’t use a condom.”

She made a face. “Yeah, that could be an issue. I’m normally on birth control, but forgot it would lapse during the holiday so I didn’t pick it extra before leaving for the states. I’ve been off for seven weeks now.”

“You want to get a morning-after pill, just in case?”

“Do you want me to?”

Jeff smiled at her. “Not unless you want to. I’m cool to raise a kid.”

“With me?” Her eyes, previously stilted against the snow glare opened a little.

“Or without, if you just want to carry and dump. I know you really love your career. I wouldn’t mind a kid but haven’t found anyone yet.” He turned his body to completely face her. “On the other hand, I like you and think we could be adults about it.”

She stared into the red mug for a while. “I’m getting up there in age.”

Jeff nodded, understanding. While he had technical expertise, landing him a six figure income at a young age allowing him to live his dream, she had been plodding and career climbing for a long time, and pulled in nearly fifteen years his senior.

“I’m game to play roulette.”

“Promise to keep me informed.” He pulled one of his hands out of the robe sleeves, offering her a pinky.

A laugh exploded from her, and she put down the mug. Offering her pinky in return, they crossed digits. “Promise.”

“Now about that godhood,” he growled, lowering his voice a register pseudo-seductively.

“Are you suggesting you want to double-down on the wheel?”

His smile crafted in response to the question was meant to send shivers up any heterosexual female spine. “Maybe, but also I want to taste you sober, sweet cheeks.”

She leaned forward to kiss his broad lips. Coffee and hazelnut mixed with Fruit Loops and milk; he reached a hand back to pull her closer, opening his mouth. She responded by transferring over to his chair and opening her mouth. Her hands dug into the robe and started stroking his chest.

Pulling back a little, Amanda asked, “So what do you think?”

“Delicious.” Jeffrey pushed her off his lap for a moment to stand. After opening the glass doors, he lifted her up into her arms, letting her wrap her legs around him. “But I want a meal, not a snack.”

The nibble beside his ear whispered, “I think we got time for a feast.”

“A feast,” he groaned, laying her on his bed, glad to make it that far this time.

“Gods should have feasts.” Amanda opened her robe. “I’ve got two days before the return flight.”

(Words 1,314; first published 3/17/2019)

 

The complete Red Mug series:
3/17/19 – Red Mug
3/24/19 – Green Cheeks
3/31/19 – Copenhagen Blue
4/7/19 – Clear Glass
4/14/19 – Gold Bands